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Hey everyone! NonnyMouse here. It's been... a minute. Or a year... haaaah!
I had the writer's block from hell... and honestly I still feel it a bit? I think I'm falling into the trap of taking life too seriously. So this is me trying to undo that.
Learning html seemed interesting. Text fics seemed interesting. HP fanfic was making me a little sad and a lot overwhelmed. I think most of you get the many reasons why. So I'm going to do something lightweight here in Heated Rivalry Land for a week or two and then try to return to the mammoths that I want to finish. And then I'm going to find new a fandom for inspiration, tbh. It's time for something new!
In the meantime, I hope you have some fun with this! I'm going to try many new formats, so if anything is too confusing let me know. <3
To the real ones who encouraged me to come back, thank you! Ily.
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Неизвестный номер (Unknown Number)
Сегодня (today) 20:24
Hi there! This is Shane Hollander, from the mixer the other night.
I got your number from the friend you were with, I hope that's ok. She shares an Econ class with my girlfriend.
The number listed in the rookie chat doesn't seem to be active anymore. Did you get a new one? I can add you to the group chat if you like.
20:45
... this is Ilya, right?
Ilya:
yes
Shane?:
Okay, great! Hi!
I'll go add you rn.
Fresh Meat
Сегодня (today) 20:51
Shane added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
Shane changed the chat name to Centaur Rookies
Hayden changed the chat name to Shane Yawn-lander
Wyatt changed the chat name to Shane the Snore and Those He Bores
JJ changed the chat name to Ron-pshi, Ron-pshi
Cliff Marlow:
hey roz
Ilya Rozanov left the chat.
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Cliff Marlow:
Ilya Rozanov:
Ilya Rozanov left the chat.
Cliff added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
Cliff changed the chat name to 0 Hours Since Ilya Left Chat
Ilya Rozanov left the chat.
красоток
онлайн
(Hotties: online)
Сегодня (today) 21:00
Ilya:
мне кажется, что я тебя ненавижу (I think that I hate you)
Svetta:
Хорош (Okay)
Ilya:
вы поняли что сделали (you know what you did)
Svetta:
Плакса (Crybaby)
симпатичная (Pretty)
Сегодня (today) 21:03
Shane:
Hey, I'm sorry for adding you to the group chat. It seems like you didn't want to be in it? I misunderstood.
I didn't realize you and Marlow had a problem.
I can text you personally if there are any plans or schedule changes that we discuss there if you'd like! I don't want you to miss out on anything.
Ilya:
yes do that
Shane:
Okay! Sorry about the Marlow thing. I didn't know.
Ilya:
marlow is good friend
Shane:
Wait what?
You're friends?
Ilya:
yes just jokes
don't worry pretty
we just tease like brothers
Shane:
Oh, okay. I guess I read it wrong.
Texting is hard sometimes haha!
But I'm glad you two get along. Good for the team!
I'll just add you back to the group chat. Sorry for the weird offers hah.
Ilya:
not weird at all
i forget plans all the time
you should text me
Shane:
Oh.
Okay?
I can do that.
Ilya:
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0 Hours Since Ilya Left Chat
Сегодня (today) 21:25
Shane added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
Ilya Rozanov:
Cliff removed Ilya Rozanov from the chat.
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Question for you: Which is better for you? Interactable like + save buttons on the insta images (fun factor) or a cleaner look when you hit "hide creator's style"? No wrong answers here! But I would love to know!
Ilya Rozanov; Centaur
Today 11:14 AM
Ilya:
i have question
i maybe forget
which one are you?
describe
Shane:
I'm so sorry I just assumed you knew!
I guess you guys partied pretty hard the other night, huh?
Or maybe not hah I'm not really that memorable.
Um... I was wearing a blue hoodie, I think? And joggers.
My hair is brown? And kind of short right now.
I'm the one who told you where the smoking area was.
Ilya:
мм...
Shane:
...
I'm half Japanese.
Ilya:
ok
do you have any distinguished features
Shane:
Do you mean distinguishing?
Ilya:
yes ok, that
scars or moles or something like that
Shane:
I have freckles? I guess?
Ilya:
oh
yes
ok i think correct who you were
just being sure
and you are Shane
Shane:
That's me haha!
Ilya:
ok
Shane:
Wait, you remembered me because of
freckles?
Ilya:
yes
Shane:
Wow, you must have a great memory!
Ilya:
yes that night good memory
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svettaisbetta У него золотое сердце (никому об этом не говорите) (He has a heart of gold (don't tell anyone about it))
sofiya2fly Прекратите, я таю!!! (Stop it, I'm melting!!!)
mariyamatting Нам будет не хватать твоей дерзости в интервью и твоих выходок на льду! <33 (We will miss your sass in interview and your antics on the ice!)
From August 5
Rose(Rose )(Artist Palette )
Today 5:08 PM
Shane:
Are we still on for dinner at West Hall?
Rose:
(Loudly Crying Face) I have to run linesssss
I'm sorry babe
I'm dying of stress over here
Shane:
Rose. You have to eat.
You tell me that at least twice a day. No breaking your own rules!!
Rose:
Ughhh you are so right
But SHAAAANE
I am so unprepared
What if I flop???
I'm gonna flop aren't I??
Shane:
You're not going to flop.
But you will if you don't eat and sleep.
We can run lines in between bites of cheesy noodles.
Would you say no to cheesy noodles??
Rose:
You know I wouldn't.
Ok fineeee
You win
Just this once
Shane:
Hey now! :/
I plan to win often this season, thank you very much!
Rose:
You're so right I'm sorry
I will find you a good luck coin for the fountain in the quad and cancel out all my bad luck words. (Loudly Crying Face)
Shane:
You'd better! >.<
6:03 PM
Here
Rose:
I c u
Look left
<3
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hollander24 <3
heyitshayden Break a leg, girl! The whole team's rooting for you!
⤷roseyposey29 (Flushed Face)(Growing Heart) I love you all!!
svettaisbetta a (Rose ) for our (Rose )
⤷roseyposey29 girl ily sm (Loudly Crying Face )
Posted Today, August 31
Mom
Today 6:33 PM
Mom:
Happy Sunday, Shane! Your dad says he misses you!
Shane:
Hey Mom! Love and miss you both. Tell Dad I'm missing his spaghetti most of all. The cafeteria here is so sad.
Mom:
Aww honey! We'll pack you extra when you come to visit next weekend.
Shane:
I see what you did there.
Mom:
(Smiling Face With Halo)
How was the week?
Shane:
Mostly ok! I only got lost once, this time!
Mom:
Progress! (Smiling Face With Open Mouth And Cold Sweat )
Shane:
Yeah, it's better, I guess.
The rink's been great, though. Coach knows his stuff.
Mom:
Are the boys working well together so far?
Shane:
Yeah, pretty much! Admin made a mess of things, so we won't know the lineup for another week. But we've done a ton of rotations. I think I'll be comfortable no matter who's in my line.
I mean... if I even get on the roster, of course!
Mom:
Shane don't be silly.
We both know you're second line at worst.
Shane:
Mommm
Don't jinx it!!
Mom:
Sorry honey.
But it's just logic.
Shane:
You are so embarrassing.
Mom:
Complain all you want.
My kid is the best kid.
I have the stats to prove it.
Link: What to know about the Centaurs roster: who to follow...
Shane:
I hate how you had that ready to send.
Mom:
No you don't. (Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)
Shane:
ughhhh
Rose says hi.
Mom:
Hello my lovely girl!! I hope you are well!! Text me soon pls!! Sunday check ins are required of all my children!!
Shane:
Mom stop XD
Mom:
Never (Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )
Shane:
She says she is very stressed and would like a Momma Yuna hug.
She has her first audition this week.
Mom:
Awww our actress extraordinaire!!
She will get the part. I just know it. (Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)
Shane:
That's what I told her, but she keeps telling me that's bad luck to think.
Mom:
Ah, yes. Theater people. Hmmm.
Tell her I hope she breaks both her knees!
Shane:
XD
She loved that.
Oh no watch her start telling me that before games.
Mom:
She had better not if she ever wants to come to the Hollander house again!!
Shane:
You don't want to see her expression right now...
You've made a monster, I think.
Mom:
Oh no! Not our Rosey!! What have I done!?
Tell her to call me after the audition. We can girl talk and decompress.
Shane:
You're the best, Mom.
Mom:
I love you both. (Smiling Face With Heart-Shaped Eyes ) Best overachievers I know! (Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)
Shane:
<3
1 Day Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Sunday 7:11 PM
Evan Dykstra:
anyone want to gym 2nite?
@everybody
Nick Chouinard:
gotta finish a paper sorry bro
Shane Hollander:
Helping Rose run lines right now. Maybe in an hour?
Wyatt Hayes:
dude how do you have legs after practice today (Persevering Face )
how???
Nick Chouinard:
damn, Hollzy's got a date!!!
Hayden Pike:
@shanehollander if you ditch her to come lift with us I will never forgive you
Cliff Marlow:
does that mean ur joining @haydenpike?
Hayden Pike:
Yeah gimmie twenty
Evan Dykstra:
Wyatt Hayes:
@shanehollander I thought you had no game. Dang, son.
Cliff Marlow:
the man has layers
Shane Hollander:
We're studying in the caf. It's not a big deal or anything.
JJ Boiziau:
@shanehollander I think you can get cardio a better way than with these abrutis (dumbasses)
Shane Hollander:
@jjboiziau Ta gueule. (shut the fuck up)
Evan Dykstra:
@tommyandersson @ilyarozanov u in?
Hayden Pike:
@dipshit you're not supposed to invite them until med clears them.
Wyatt Hayes:
wtf?!? they can't even exercise now??
Evan Dykstra:
that's fucked Hayden
Tommy Andersson:
no see but if we show up at the gym it's fine
and if we happen to work out next to you it's fine
and if we happen to chat bc we met before it's fine
we just can't plan to go with you
Cliff Marlow:
so for example you can't plan to meet us @8:45 in northwest center gym
as a random example
Tommy Andersson:
this man gets it
@ilyarozanov u in?
Ilya Rozanov:
dinner with girl now
i there at 9
Evan Dykstra:
Tommy Andersson:
roz the goat
Cliff Marlow:
fork found in kitchen
Ilya Rozanov:
no is just friend girl
not whatever you say
mostly))
Wyatt Hayes:
"mostly" (Loudly Crying Face )(Face With Tears Of Joy )
JJ Boiziau:
Cliff Marlow:
roz and hollzy competing for most platonic date
Wyatt Hayes:
Hollzy winning as usual
Shane Hollander:
(Thumbs Down)
Go away.
Ilya Rozanov:
we can boring double up
svetta want to talk to rose actually
which caf you in
Hayden Pike:
NO
Hayden removed Ilya Rozanov from the chat.
Shane Hollander:
What the fuck Hayds? XD
Hayden Pike:
I want you to get laid dumbass
Roz will not help that (Loudly Crying Face )
Shane Hollander:
You're ridiculous.
Shane added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
Shane Hollander:
West.
Hayden removed Ilya Rozanov from the chat.
Hayden Pike:
fuck
Shane added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
Hayden removed Ilya Rozanov from the chat.
Shane added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
Hayden Pike:
I'm trying to HELP YOU
Hayden removed Ilya Rozanov from the chat.
Shane added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
Ilya Rozanov:
i muting you all now
see you Shane
Shane Hollander:
^-^
Hayden Pike:
Shane Hollander:
Hah.
Rose(Rose )(Artist Palette )
Today 7:38 PM
Rose:
Omgomg don't look now
Shane:
??
We're sitting across from each other lol.
Rose:
!!!!
Handsome alert nine o clock!!!
Shane:
Yours or mine??
Rose:
He's with Svetlana omg I KNOW HER
Shane:
oh
That's Rozanov.
You gave me his number?
Rose:
THAT'S ROZANOV?
I thought the other one was!!
Shane:
What other one?
Rose:
The one with the mullet!!
Shane:
Lol what.
Rose:
Are you sure that's him!?
He's like a model lvl what
How is he a hockey player shouldn't his face be caved in or smth by now
Shane:
Wow thanks.
Rose:
No bb you're such an exception to the rule
That's the point
Shane:
You're so silly.
Rose:
Omg omg
They SEE US
BE COOL
Shane:
XD
8:01 PM
Rose:
Ok so he's annoying
Shane:
You acting like a fangirl in texts and then immediately hating him at first chirp is amazing.
Rose:
Shut it
Shane:
I will never let this go.
You will never live this down.
Rose:
Leave me alone Hollander.
I didn't realize his nose was crooked from afar.
Not even good looking hmph.
Shane:
Yeah uh huh.
Rose:
Shut it you.
Shane:
<3
Rose:
He's got nothin' on you bby. (Face Throwing A Kiss )
Shane:
Yeah yeah.
Keep Talkin.'
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The bottom of this page has a clickable scroll-through insta "post." I (hopefully) optimized it for mobile screens, but it crops the images on pc. :( Sorry to my pc pals!
1 Day Since Ilya Last Left Chat
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 15:11
Tommy Andersson:
Get READY locals the foreign studs are about to INVADE!!!!
Wyatt Hayes:
Hell YES
Evan Dykstra:
!!!
JJ Boiziau:
Ilya Rozanov:
you will not be happy when we take spots in roster(
Cliff Marlow:
once an asshole always an asshole
never change, champ
Ilya Rozanov:
Wyatt Hayes:
I still think it's so dumb that medical held you all :|
Evan Dykstra:
it's like they're sheep from another farm
we have to quarantine in case they have worms
Tommy Andersson:
what I don't get is why we were banned from the rink but still had to go to class (ToT)(ToT)(ToT)
why am I here if not for the ice??
JJ Boiziau:
I haven't even been to class yet
Evan Dykstra:
???
Wyatt Hayes:
Hayden Pike:
JJ what the hell?! ;D
JJ Boiziau:
It's all intro lectures
I just have friends sign me in
Shane Hollander:
Literally the only reason to play in this league is to get a degree, JJ. What the fuck?
Hayden Pike:
He'll learn Hollsy, never fear.
Evan Dykstra:
Speak for yourself, I'm here for the scholarship money only
Cliff Marlow:
watch this dipshit be the first scouted XD
Nick Chouinard:
wait there's scholarship money? fuck.
Evan Dykstra:
no one's getting scouted from the centaurs
brother
be serious
JJ Boiziau:
@nickchouinard are you not getting paid at all bro?
Nick Chouinard:
I mean I think they're covering my gear??
Evan Dykstra:
jesus christ
Wyatt Hayes:
@nickchouinard what the hell dude :0
JJ Boiziau:
@shanehollander help this sorry sonofabitch
Shane Hollander:
I'll call my manager, Chewy. We might not be able to negotiate with the school for this season, but we can at least get you some brand deals to cover expenses.
Nick Chouinard:
Wait, really????? I don't have to eat beans all season?
Shane Hollander:
Beans are good for gut health. You should keep eating beans.
But yes.
Wyatt Hayes:
Isn't your manager just your mom? XD XD
Nick Chouinard:
HOLY SHIT BRO SHANE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER THANK YOU
Hayden Pike:
@wyatthayes watch yourself >:( Yuna Hollander is a national treasure
I have a new car because of Yuna Hollander
My girl has a Kors watch because of Yuna Hollander
Shane Hollander:
Yeah no problem, man.
Calm down Hayds.
Hayden Pike:
I will NOT calm down your mother is a GIFT FROM GOD 100%
(Folded Hands)(Folded Hands) We could never speak again and I would still call your mother.
Cliff Marlow:
this chat hurts to read
Ilya Rozanov:
yes
also what
not getting scouted?
we will all get scouted
we will break all records win all games
Cliff Marlow:
okay brother
Evan Dykstra:
Wyatt Hayes:
Whatever helps you sleep at night Rozzy
Ilya Rozanov:
all of you will cry in acceptance speech 10 years from now
say 'ilya is best teammate saved our lives'
Cliff Marlow:
okay XD
Tommy Andersson:
Nono I like this. keep going. show me your crazy mind.
Wyatt Hayes:
Ilya Rozanov: body of a center, mind of a goalie
Cliff Marlow:
XD
Evan Dykstra:
XD
Hayden Pike:
What award are we all winning in ten years?
Ilya Rozanov:
no you not win award i do
i give speech
you cry
JJ Boiziau:
Roz, you have been truly missed in chat xD
Ilya Rozanov:
i know
симпатичная: pretty
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 15:38
Ilya:
i am centaur with papers it is official
Shane:
You told chat that twenty minutes ago. XD
Ilya:
yes
but you not send rink times(
Shane already break promise to me
sad day
Shane:
It's literally on the website
ww.ottawacentaurs.edu/rinkschedule/fall-winter
Ilya:
thank you pretty
Shane:
You're kind of an asshole, you know that?
Ilya:
yes
that my brand
important to have image, yes?
Shane:
I guess.
Not one I would pick.
Ilya:
very true
you are good at nice boy image
very neat very polite
Canadian of you
Shane:
Shut up XD
Ilya:
ok
Shane:
That's not
Nvm
Ilya:
oh?
Shane Hollander does not want me shut up
interesting
Shane:
I'm not dealing with you right now.
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16:15
Shane:
Do you need a ride to the rink tomorrow?
Ilya:
yes
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Hotties: online
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 18:08
Svetta:
Ппц (Omg)
Я устал об писать по-английски (I'm so tired of writing in English)
Я не могу сделать это (I can't do this)
(((
Ilya:
моя бедная девочка (my poor girl)
Svetta:
Это просто никогда не закончится((((( (It just never ends)
Ilya:
я тоже тяжело. этот семестр очень сложный (I'm having a hard time too. This semester is really tough)
Svetta:
Английский — худший язык (English is the worst language)
Ilya:
я согласен (I agree)
по крайней мере, у тебя было больше практики (at least you had more practice)
я просто на занятия и смотрю в бумагу (I just go to class and stare at the paper)
так одиноко (it's so lonely)
Svetta:
Одинокий? (Lonely?)
Ilya:
команда также общается на английском языке (the team also talks in English)
новички постоянно болтают (the rookies are always chatting)
сток скучные текстовые чаты (so many boring text chats)
я не успеваю достаточно быстро соображать, чтобы ответить (I can't think fast enough to reply)
Svetta:
Илюшка((( (Ilyushka)
К черту. Нам обоим нужен перерыв. (Fuck this. We both need a break.)
Нам нужна картошка. И молочные коктейли. (We need potatoes. And milkshakes.)
Ilya:
да (yes)
Svetta:
186 Preston St, Ottawa...
Ilya:
ты лучший (you're the best)
Svetta:
Я знаю (I know)
))))
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привет @ottowacentaurs! я обещаю позаботиться о своей ленивой команде (hello @OttawaCentaurs!
I promise to take care of my lazy team)
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svettaisbetta Наконец-то он на катке! (Finally, he's on the rink!)
heyitshayden I regret translating that.
jjboiziau Happy to have you, brother. (Fisted Hand Sign ≊ Oncoming Fist)
Posted September 2
Notes:
I will probably not do another scrolling story bc it was a lot of work for a pretty un-scalable result. But it was a fun challenge! :)
(All of these notes about the process are going to disappear once this is marked complete. Consider yourself the lucky few who get to hear my yap hehe.)
Chapter 4: Shane POV
Notes:
**Warning for demeaning language with playful intent (see end)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Ilya Rozanov: Centaur
Tues 5:49 PM
Ilya:
i need to get a car you drive like grandpa
so slow
and car so boring
Shane:
I can't believe you're still complaining about this.
I dropped you off hours ago.
Ilya:
yes have had time to think
i need good car
show you what young person looks like
soft roof sports car maybe
Shane:
Ottawa is not the place for convertables.
Ilya:
bleh
so grandpa
yawn
Shane:
Shut up
Ilya:
lies
i talk more
what about this one
Shane:
There is no way your signing bonus will cover that.
Ilya:
no i sign new ad deal
signing bonus went to family
ads are for me
Shane:
That's nice of you
Ilya:
no not nice just
ммм... what is word
i look up
Sent: 6:28 PM
practical
brother leave me be
father has nurse
quiet phone for once
Shane:
Except for the group chat.
Ilya:
yes that never stop(
blah blah blah
Shane:
Haha
I get the sense you like them, though?
Or do I have that wrong?
Ilya:
да the guys are good
but chat is fast
Shane:
Yeah it overwhelms me sometimes too.
I just read mostly.
Ilya:
no you are star of chat
don't lie
Shane:
I'm not though!! I'm never in it!
Ilya:
that ok you show up for good advice
the guys trust you
is ok Hollander be the star of chat
i will come for your crown soon there too
Shane:
Too?
Ilya:
hockey
obviously
will beat all your records
Shane:
Oh fuck off!
Ilya:
no thank you
Sent: 7:02 PM
11:55 PM
Shane:
Hey Roz this is dumb but my brain won't turn off tonight so
um
You wrote that thing about me having good advice or whatever and
that's not really true.
I just sort of say what I think my mom would or something. It feels weird to call it my advice. Anyway.
You're part of chat too. And the team so.
If advice I think my mom would say will help... you should ask me. Or um. Maybe we could just ask her instead I don't know.
Sorry.
I just. I've been having a kind of hard time adjusting to all the new things here, but then I was just thinking no matter how overwhelming it is, I'm still in Canada. I'm still speaking the same languages I grew up hearing. I can even just drive home if I need to.
And I realized you don't have any of that right now.
That's...
you have a lot of courage I think.
If you ever get lonely my Dad does spaghetti dinners some Sundays. There's always a couple of guys who end up going. JJ's there a lot.
It's not like... familiar food, probably. But it's homemade! Which is comforting too? Maybe?
Idk. You should come sometime. If you want to.
Weds 6:49 AM
Ilya:
Шанечка (Shanechka)
Shane
я держусь за тебя (I'm holding on to you (I'm keeping you))
7:42 AM
Shane:
hey sorry about last night
Ilya:
no sorry pretty
you are ok now? still overwhelm?
Shane:
No um. Shit. Sorry.
I'm okay. I didn't mean to word vomit on you like that.
Ilya:
is
ok
Shane
pretty
make me smile so big
first thing I see when I wake up
spaghetti invite
this best wakeup
Shane:
Okay. Still. It was a lot. I didn't mean to.
Ilya:
you do not want me at spaghetti night?
Shane:
No I do!
Ilya:
then was not a lot. was just right.
Nice Canadian Shane even when brain is loud
i want to buy you breakfast Mr. Nice Canadian Shane
we go to gym, then get waffles?
Shane:
I don't really eat waffles.
Ilya:
omelet then. you pick comfort food, we go
Shane:
Okay.
I'll get ready.
Ilya:
ok pretty
Shane:
It really wasn't too much?
Ilya:
no Shanechka
you not too much
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linamax56 I don't know what's happening and I don't care. This is the best week of my LIFE.
heyitshayden okay NO what the FUCK is going on bro
madmarlow just please tell me there's a good reason
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September 5
4 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Friday 15:11
JJ Boiziau:
Wyatt Hayes:
If it looks like a whore and quacks like a whore...
Evan Dykstra:
it's a duck!
Wyatt Hayes:
quack quack
JJ Boiziau:
we will let you explain yourself quickly @ilyarozanov
Ilya Rozanov:
it is all @shanehollander's fault
ask him
Shane Hollander:
Get out.
Ilya Rozanov:
ok
Ilya Rozanov left the chat.
Shane Hollander:
Oh ffs
Shane added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
Wyatt Hayes:
(Eyes )
JJ Boiziau:
(Eyes )
Evan Dykstra:
(Eyes )
Ilya Rozanov:
you are all ingrateful
no rides in nice car for you
Shane Hollander:
Can you even legally drive?
Ilya Rozanov:
?
Shane Hollander:
Hayden Pike:
I love this family.
Notes:
**Demeaning lang. warning: character called a whore as a joke
--------------
Ilya really said: I need to impress him with a car. Let me say yes to every brand deal. Commitment.
Chapter 5: Ilya (+Svetlana) POV
Chapter Text
5 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
СБТ (Saturday (abbr.)) 20:14
Wyatt Hayes:
I am dead coach has killed me
Nick Chouinard:
for real though
Wyatt Hayes:
Why was today hockey camp 2.0
Nick Chouinard:
finalizing the line, probably
Wyatt Hayes:
Ughhhh
Why must you come in here with your logic while my legs feel like this??
Nick Chouinard:
sometimes it really do be that way
JJ Boiziau:
holy shit roz
I knew you were good but I didn't know you were GOOD
we might have a fucking chance this year
Nick Chouinard:
no yeah holy fuck
I knew with Hollander we had a fighting chance but we might win games?!? go to playoffs even???
Ilya Rozanov:
i tell you all this before
you not use listen ears
we will go to playoffs
we will win all
we will sign to NHL win there
Nick Chouinard:
if you're not captain by next year I will riot
Wyatt Hayes:
Nah I'm still hoping Hollander. Roz has magnatism but Hollander has IQ like no one here.
And he comes with bonus manager mom.
The DEALS we would get. (Fire )
Nick Chouinard:
booooo
JJ Boiziau:
non wait he has a point
Tommy Andersson:
tbh Roz I don't actually get why
you're here??
you're too good for us man
Nick Chouinard:
true. Hollander I get
he's neurotic enough to like "go in the right order" with uni or some shit
but you don't strike me as like that
Shane Hollander:
I'm what now?
Ilya Rozanov:
ah
is good point
i... @cliffmarlow what you think
i good to tell or will be problem?
Cliff Marlow:
...
I'll text you
marly and me
СБТ (Saturday (abbr.)) 20:38
Ilya:
what u think
Cliff:
I've had breakaway chats with all the rooks
seems good
two with gay siblings
two don't give a shit
might be some issue with Pike but then again his girl drags him around by the nose and she's got photos at pride events
JJ is toss up. seems to hate being left out though so probs should just tell now
Idk about Hollzy. clammed up every time I got close to the subject
Ilya:
hollander is fine
Cliff:
you sure?
Ilya:
да (yes)
Cliff:
fair
Ilya:
will the seniors be a problem?
Cliff:
a couple are questionable but they're on the way out. and you can ask the rookies not to say anything if you like. they don't seem like they'd tell
Ilya:
ok
this feels big
Cliff:
it is big
Ilya:
fuck
Cliff:
I can break all their necks for you if you need it
Ilya:
))))
marly I do not know which
concussion did it
but i am glad you are dumb enough to be my friend
Cliff:
nothing dumb about it brother
Ilya:
Спасибо: Thank you
5 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
СБТ (Saturday (abbr.)) 20:38
JJ Boiziau:
???????
Wyatt Hayes:
And then he ghosts
Nick Chouinard:
I am dying here they actually left chat
Tommy Andersson:
will we ever know???
JJ Boiziau:
20:56
Ilya Rozanov:
ok i return
marly says i can trust you all do not prove him wrong
Wyatt Hayes:
Of course you can Roz you're one of the pack now!!
Nick Chouinard:
awoooooo
JJ Boiziau:
never do that again @nickchouinard
Tommy Andersson:
awwwwwooooo
Evan Dykstra:
awooooo
Hayden Pike:
Ilya Rozanov:
xD
ok ok i tell
i am here for citizenship fast track
Tommy Andersson:
wait, really??
Ilya Rozanov:
da i cannot go back to russia
Nick Chouinard:
holy shit
roz...
Ilya Rozanov:
i call marly tell him i need out now
he get me plane ticket
i apply to colleges on plane
Wyatt Hayes:
jesus christ kid
Evan Dykstra:
that must have been so nerve wracking
Ilya Rozanov:
not really i am good player i get offer calls by time i land
Tommy Andersson:
(Face With Tears Of Joy )(Face With Tears Of Joy )(Face With Tears Of Joy ) of course you did
Hayden Pike:
You couldn't wait for the drafts?
Ilya Rozanov:
ah. no.
had to get out that week
Hayden Pike:
jesus
Cliff Marlow:
We could get a student visa quickly, but a work visa wouldn't cover him until he was actually drafted. Would've been months before he'd be technically "working"
we didn't have the time
JJ Boiziau:
roz what the fuck happened in russia
Ilya Rozanov:
this is part that is hard
i will just say
i am bi
my brother caught me with coach's son
brother is police father is police
i run
Nick Chouinard:
holy fuck
JJ Boiziau:
sacrement: holy fuck (literally "the sacrament" as profanity)
Ilya Rozanov:
yes
bad for family pride
Evan Dykstra:
they would have... done something? to you?
Ilya Rozanov:
yes
well. probably.
i did not want find out
Evan Dykstra:
but. your FAMILY would??? your brother????
Ilya Rozanov:
yes
Evan Dykstra:
holy FUCK dude
Cliff Marlow:
...
If you fuckers start shit with him for this I will end you
JJ Boiziau:
no shit Marly we get it
Nick Chouinard:
yeah no need for that Marlow. we're cool
Tommy Andersson:
roz we've got your back brother
Evan Dykstra:
roz they will tear you from canadian soil over my cold, dead body
JJ Boiziau:
bit fucking intense for someone you met in person like a week ago
Evan Dykstra:
he fixed my backhand in ten minutes today
russia doesn't know what it's missing
Hayden Pike:
You can say that one again
JJ Boiziau:
agreed
Evan Dykstra:
if your bid for citizenship falls through we will just get married so you can have a spousal visa roz, fuck the nhl. idgaf if they ever draft me.
Nick Chouinard:
you're going to be drafted dykstra, fuck off
Cliff Marlow:
@wyatthayes @shanehollander?? we good?
Wyatt Hayes:
yeah sorry
processing
sometimes I forget how lucky Kristy is to be born in Canada.
Tommy Andersson:
@wyatthayes i know what you mean. Feeling glad to be svensk (Swedish) atm.
JJ Boiziau:
@ilyarozanov glad you're with us now mon ami
if you need a good immigration lawyer half of my hometown is first generation we have the contacts
what is ours is yours
Ilya Rozanov:
большое спасибо. я не думал, что такая реакция возможна. ух ты.: thank you very much. i didn't think a reaction like this could be possible. wow.
Nick Chouinard:
?
Shane Hollander:
He's saying thank you and that he didn't think you guys could possibly respond this well. He's shocked.
I am too tbh. You guys are... really good people.
Evan Dykstra:
how does hollzy know everything???
Hayden Pike:
He's psychic. Or he used a translate app. You pick. (Neutral Face )
Ilya Rozanov:
Спасибо, Шанечка.: thank you Shanechka
Shane Hollander:
Yeah Roz. Thank you.
Wyatt Hayes:
Yeah, thanks for trusting us brother. We won't let you down.
Tommy Andersson:
or yap about it! unless you want?
Cliff Marlow:
No yapping for now.
Coach knows but the seniors are sus.
Tommy Andersson:
gotcha (Thumbs Up Sign ≊ Thumbs Up)
Nick Chouinard:
(Thumbs Up Sign)
Wyatt Hayes:
(Thumbs Up)
JJ Boiziau:
(Thumbs Up)
Cliff Marlow
СБТ (Saturday (abbr.)) 21:29
Cliff Marlow:
hey Svett your boy needs you
Svetlana Vetrova:
What happen??
Cliff Marlow:
he told the rookies
Svetlana Vetrova:
!!!!
Cliff Marlow:
they were cool. but he's short circuiting I think
Svetlana Vetrova:
He is at home?
Cliff Marlow:
yeah
Svetlana Vetrova:
I will go.
Thank you Marlow.
Cliff Marlow:
of course
красоток
онлайн
Hotties: online
СБТ (Saturday (abbr.)) 21:55
Svetta:
Открой дверь, плакса. У меня еда на вынос.: Open the door, crybaby. I have takeout.
Ilya:
ты для меня самая любимая: you are my favorite person
мне повезло: i am so lucky
что происходит?: what is happening?
kak: how
Svetta:
k. Больше нет. Тебе нужно поесть.: ok. No more. You need to eat.
Я нашла место, где подают борщ.: I found a place with borscht.
Я убедил их разрешить мне взять еду на вынос.: I convinced them to let me get it as takeout.
Откройте дверь: Open the door
Ilya:
борщ????: borscht????
я люблю свою жизнь: i love my life
Svetta:
Я знаю, Ильюшка.: I know Ilyushka.
Откройте: Open
Ilya:
я иду: coming
симпатичная: Pretty
СБТ (Saturday (abbr.)) 22:14
Shane:
Hey. You doing okay?
Ilya:
Shane
da I am good
i have borscht and sveta
Shane:
I'm glad.
That looks tasty.
The food!!!
Ilya:
hahaha
know what you meant
sveta is laugh too
she says thank you)))
Shane:
Did she bring the food?
Ilya:
oh sweet Shane
yes sweet Shane
she bring food
sveta is best
Shane:
I'll bet.
I'm glad she's there for you.
Ilya:
you too
and marly
i have whole support team
it is
feelings too big for words i know
Shane:
Yeah. Me too I think.
Big day.
Ilya:
very
is good to know the team has my back
maybe is good feeling for you too?
Shane:
Definitely.
I mean. Yeah.
Отправлен в (sent at) 22:32
You know I have a girlfriend, right?
Ilya:
yes shane
you say this
Shane:
Yeah. Sorry. Um. Anyway.
Ilya:
i did not mean like that
Shane:
No I know. Yeah. Sorry.
Ilya:
Shane
we do not have to talk about it
not right now or not ever if you want
Shane:
Okay.
Ilya:
ok
Отправлен в (sent at) 22:41
i still have ride to rink tomorrow?
Shane:
Definitely.
Chapter Text
Rose(Rose)(Artist Palette)
Sun 9:08 AM
Shane:
Hey Rose, I'm so sorry I don't think I'll make it tonight.
Rose:
aww is everything ok?
Shane:
Yeah just some stuff happened with the team and I need a minute.
Rose:
no worries!! take whatever time you need (Two Hearts )
Shane:
I appreciate you so much.
Rose:
Mon 12:38 PM
Rose:
ww.ottawacentaurs.edu/rosterlineup/autumn-winter...
Second line!!! AHHHH! (Party Popper )
Sending you hugs!!!!
Shane:
<33
Tues 2:08 PM
Rose:
Tuesday night swing dancing if you want to go! (Dancer )(Dancer )
Shane:
You know I'm all feet off of the ice haha.
Rose:
I knew but it was worth a try :P
I'll get you one of these days Shane Hollander!!
Weds 3:08 PM
Rose:
My turn to cancel. Going to pull an all nighter at this point I think.
Shane:
Ooph. Sending you luck and postmates.
Rose:
Wait, really???
Read: 3:10 PM
(Flushed Face )(Sparkling Heart ) ilyyyy
Read: 3:28 PM
Thurs 12:02 PM
Shane:
How'd it go?
Rose:
I am alive but barely. I will now sleep until tomorrow at 8:15
Shane:
Hmmm... wonder what could possibly have you waking up then?
Rose:
(Eyes )
Fri 8:18 AM
Rose:
SHANE
RGIUHDSOISDGJOISDF
SHANEEEEEEE
S
H
A
N
E
ABHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shane:
????
What's happening??
Rose:
I GOT THE LEAD
IGOTTHELEADIGOTTHELEAD AHHHHHHH
ME
I
I DID IT
HOW??????
Shane:
Rose that's amazing!!
This is crazy. You said freshmen never get the lead roles?
I knew you'd dazzle them though.
Rose:
You were RIGHT
I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN
holy heck haha
I feel high
Shane:
Revel in it! (Party Popper )
I'm so proud of you
Rose:
Shaneeeeeee
I'm so happy
We have to go celebrate tonight omg omg
We must party hard in neon
Shane:
Haha! Just this once, I will put my boogie shoes on. You deserve a celebration.
Rose:
We both do Mr. SECOND LINE AHHHHH
I've gotta call everyone this will be legendary!!
Shane:
Oh no haha
Rose:
Oh yes (Smiling Face With Horns )
Svetlana's hockey friend (4 Shane)
Sat 2:26 AM
Rose:
heu
het
gey
HEy
r o z
is tjis ilya???
Ilya:
?
who is this?
Rose:
hiiiiiii
tjis is R O S e
Ilya:
hi ROSe
Rose:
u fun
i habe shane
but he cant drice n idk his apt #
buy he says u do??
u carpool?
Ilya:
we do
1167 appleton dr...
you uber i will wait to walk him in
Rose:
ommmmmmh
i knEw u wete the bezt to txt
Ilya:
rose
do you have ride?
Rose:
i yoin home with girlz i good
Ilya:
ok
you send some pictures as you go maybe?
so i know you are ok
Rose:
awwwwwww
rozzzzzzz
I chng my mnd
no woooooooonder sahne feelz the wau he duz
Ilya:
???
Shane feels how?
Rose:
shhhhhjjjhhh
dont tell hib i kno
u n me have pacts
Ilya:
ok rose
we have pact
you order uber ok?
Rose:
itz here!! holt on
shabe to u!!
Ilya:
ok good
Rose:
me2
Ilya:
well done rose
Rose:
hehehehe
Ilya:
miss secret giggles why you giggle
Rose:
fubny
shhhhhhhh
Ilya:
ok
ugh miss rose no wonder
sweet Shane would pick sweet girl
Rose:
pshhhhhuhhh
noy me
buy shane....
yeah
a bit sweeti
Ilya:
мм
Rose:
give ne pic too
Ilya:
am at pick up spot
Rose:
tyyyyyyt
Ilya:
of course
i have him
Sent: 3:04 AM
he is worm
Rose:
hehej
im hlad
a litl sads but
dont tell k?
he will feel vad
Ilya:
???
rose?
Rose:
made it
Ilya:
i am glad
Shane tells me you party for a big win tonight
congratulations rose
Rose:
u 2
congratukatiins rozz
Ilya:
?
Ilya Rozanov; Centaur
Sat 7:46 AM
Ilya:
good morning sleepy
i am out to buy some soup
good for hangover
you will need
Read: 8:14 AM
Shane:
udbeoqkdovn
thanks roz
Ilya:
he lives!!
Shane:
shhhh to loud
Ilya:
oh wow
poor Shane
i come with spice
clear out hangover head
Shane:
did you stay last night?
Ilya:
da
you kept trying to roll to your back
naughty
death wish drunk
Shane:
omg
i'm so soery
Ilya:
it ok Shane
was kind of funny
you can owe me later)))
Shane:
ughhhh
Rose(Rose)(Artist Palette)
Sat 10:22 AM
Shane:
Hey.
Rose:
hey
So I'm guessing you remember some of last night then?
Shane:
Yeah.
Rose:
We should probably talk.
Shane:
I guess.
Rose:
...
Shane:
Yes.
Rose:
There's a bistro down by the river that's got quiet seating.
The New Loaf, 1439 Riverwalk Ct...
Shane:
Okay.
Rose:
Shane. You know it's going to be ok, right?
Shane:
Yeah.
1:08 PM
Rose:
Reminder that I love you and there are exactly zero parts of you that are broken.
Except for your collarbone. And your pinky that one time.
You get it.
Read: 1:15 PM
It's going to be ok, Shane. Remember?
Shane:
Yeah.
Rose:
It really is, I promise.
Shane:
Thank you.
Rose:
Of course, babe.
You are allowed to take life at your speed.
Shane:
Double thank you.
Rose:
It's what besties are for. (Wink Kiss)
Sun 8:46 AM
Rose:
Happy Sunday!
You are loved and enough as you are!
Shane:
Omg Rose
Is this going to be a regular thing now?
Rose:
I think you need it verbalized.
also I will maybe say it less once the wall of hyper-fixation facts start again
I crave my weekly nerdy textblocks
Shane:
You are the only one who can stand them I think.
Even Hayden has trouble with them.
Rose:
That is why I am the superior best friend, obviously.
Shane:
Too true.
Rose:
<3<3
(Purple Heart)Shane's Momma (Yuna)(Purple Heart)
Sun 3:48 PM
Rose:
Hey Momma Yuna
sorry
this feels inappropriate
Shane's Momma:
Rose Landry you stop that right now.
There is no situation where it would be a problem to text me, honey.
Even and especially this one.
Rose:
how did you know
Shane's Momma:
Oh, beautiful.
You didn't invent heartbreak this week, Rose. I perfected it at your age, I promise you.
Call me please
Call lasted: 48:24
Rose:
thank you
Notes:
Yuna Hollander fan club right here. She is always doing her best. :}
I'm going to give you a bonus chapter to heal you a bit, but I will take as payment a slightly longer gap between updates. xx
Chapter 7: Ilya POV
Notes:
**Warning for demeaning/sexist language with playful intent (see end)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
14 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 15:11
Wyatt Hayes:
Does anyone know which day next week the schedule changes?
Shane Hollander:
Tomorrow. It changes tomorrow.
Because we have a game. Our first game. This Friday.
Ring any bells?
Wyatt Hayes:
Fuck
JJ Boiziau:
Sacrement (sl. 'fuck')
Evan Dykstra:
shit
Shane Hollander:
Did no one know this but me?
Hayden Pike:
I knew.
Wyatt Hayes:
You don't count Pike
Hayden Pike:
????
the fuck I don't!!
Cliff Marlow:
:
your girl writes your schedule
Wyatt Hayes:
XD
Hayden Pike:
oh fuck off
Shane Hollander:
Swear jar x2
Hayden changed the chat name to Shane is a rat
Wyatt changed the chat name to Pike is pussy whipped
JJ changed the chat name to Pike is pussy whipped
Hayden changed the chat name to I hate all of you
Shane changed the chat name to Schedule Changes Tomorrow!!
Shane Hollander:
Which you should all know by now!!
JJ Boiziau:
Désolée Maman ;( (Sorry Mom)
Shane Hollander:
Casse-toi, tabarnak! (Fucking go away!)
JJ Boiziau:
Mas Mamannnnn (But Mommmm)
Ma chère maman, Ma douce dame, Ma mère adorée!!! (My darling mother, My sweet lady, My lovely mama)
Shane Hollander:
Je ne suis pas ta mère. Si je l'étais, je t'abandonnerais dans un champ. (I am not your mother. If I were, I would abandon you in a field.)
Cliff Marlow:
Wyatt Hayes:
I don't know what's happening but I pick Hollsy.
Hayden Pike:
I know what's happening.
Wyatt Hayes:
Get OUT Pike
Cliff Marlow:
arrre you guys ready for my favorite game
Wyatt Hayes:
you know I am
Cliff Marlow:
@ilyarozanov when does the schedule change
Ilya Rozanov:
Shane will tell me
Shane removed Ilya Rozanov from the chat.
Cliff Marlow:
Hayden Pike:
ROLF
Wyatt Hayes:
crying XDD
Wyatt added Ilya Rozanov to the chat.
Cliff changed the chat name to 0 Hours Since Ilya Left Chat
Ilya Rozanov:
'left' is doing big work in sentence, Cliff
Cliff Marlow:
xx
marly and me
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 16:36
Ilya:
sveta is make me go to some dumb game night thing tonight
she says it help with english phrases learning
i say is stupid i have marly
Cliff:
damn right you do
I'll tell you all the useful phrases
Ilya:
she say dirty jokes not count
wants me to know dumb things
idioms
sound like for idiots
Cliff:
definitely
Ilya:
see? i tell her you have it covered
you idiot enough
Cliff:
I will end you
Ilya:
see, idiom!
Cliff:
that's not an idiom
Ilya:
blah blah
you come with or not?
Cliff:
I'll come
only if you learn lots of useless phrases and annoy everyone with them constantly
Ilya:
i thought you knew me better than that
of course i will
;)))))
Wtf is Up with Shane Club
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 20:48
Hayden added Ilya Rozanov and JJ Boiziau to the chat.
Ilya Rozanov:
what
JJ Boiziau:
is something wrong with Hollander?
Hayden Pike:
He was available on Sunday. He is never available on a Sunday.
Ilya Rozanov:
i have see him every sunday?
Hayden Pike:
Yes bc you two are attached at the hip for some reason. I thought you might know
Ilya Rozanov:
:|
he seem fine
JJ Boiziau:
didn't he and his girl break up?
Ilya Rozanov:
i did not know this
Hayden Pike:
This is what I mean!! Where is the heartbreak?? Where is the angst??
JJ Boiziau:
he's just not an angsty guy, Hayds
not everyone has your levels of relationship drama
Hayden Pike:
I do NOT have drama.
JJ Boiziau:
yeah ok
Hayden Pike:
I don't!!!
JJ Boiziau:
i said ok!!!
Ilya Rozanov:
i cannot believe he not tell me they break apart
what a second cross
i thought he tell me all his big feelings((
Hayden Pike:
This is what I mean!!!
JJ Boiziau:
you both need to chill out
he's just focused on hockey probably
not everything has to be a "thing"
Ilya Rozanov:
pah
this will not be our snake-in-grass
i talk to him and report back
Hayden Pike:
The hero we needed!
JJ Boiziau:
just at least don't be weird about it
the game on Friday comes first!!!
Hayden Pike:
obviously
Ilya Rozanov:
who you think i am?
симпатичная: Pretty
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 21:22
Ilya:
Shanechka
i hear things through vineyard
why you not tell me these things
Shane:
?
grapevine
oh
Ilya:
yes
why does boring hayden know
this is big news
!
Shane:
It's not that big a deal, is it?
We only dated a couple of months, really.
Ilya:
Hollander
:|
Shane:
Ok fine.
Sorry.
I felt weird about telling you.
Ilya:
why you feel weird about telling me but not telling boring hayden i jj
blah
why these not-fun ones get big news??
Shane:
I just
I could tell them we didn't work out because we weren't compatible.
I knew they would just say "that sucks man."
And that could be it.
Ilya:
could not be it with me?
Shane:
No bc
of the thing we're not talking about.
I felt like I would tell you and then you would be all
ohhh
Ilya:
oh
Shane:
See??
Ilya:
hold on i look up word
ohhh
Shane:
See??????
Ilya:
yes i see
Shane:
We're not talking about it.
Ilya:
Shaneschka
Shane:
I can't.
Ilya:
so what
you just not talk to me?
i don't like this plan
is bad plan
Shane:
It's just too
something
right now
Ilya:
but if you do not fix this something
will be bad hockey
you want stone hands in first game?
Shane:
Ughhhhhh
Ilya:
i promise will be ok
but we do not have to talk about it now ok
Shane:
How?
Ilya:
we half talk
this like phrase i learn today
we say hello elephant in room nice to see you
we are going to talk around you now
Shanechka will talk about you when he is ready to
Shane:
That would be okay with you?
Ilya:
i like this elephant in room
is многообещающий: promising/hopeful elephant
Shane:
promising?
Ilya:
sounds right
is it ok i think this elephant is promising?
Shane:
...
yeah
Ilya:
ok
good
i will see what snacks elephant will like
you will not worry too much and focus on review our plays ok?
Shane:
Okay.
Ilya:
life is not one big leap we just take steps
ignore my steps this year i am bad example
Shane:
Hahah
Ilya:
let me buy you something sweet. late-night snack
Shane:
Why do you always want to feed me?
Ilya:
i am working on elephant
also you look like you need food
you have hungry face
Notes:
**Sexist lang. warning: character called a p*ssy/"p*ssy whipped" in jest
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You did it, you survived 90% of the angst of this fic. Angst forecast now low-to-moderate.
Chapter 8: Shane POV
Chapter Text
1 Day Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Tuesday 9:25 AM
JJ Boiziau:
The worst part of hockey is having to cram all your studying into the first half of the week while all your group chats make plans
Evan Dykstra:
damn look at mr has-more-friends-than-us over here
JJ Boiziau:
fuck off
Evan Dykstra:
sorry I can't hear you over the sound of all your other group chats
Hayden Pike:
I thought you didn't go to class JJ?
Is the dream dead already?
JJ Boiziau:
I said I didn't go to class, not that I didn't do work
Probably have better grades than you (Middle Finger)
Hayden Pike:
Nick Chouinard:
I am also cramming today
Bood is helping
someone save me
Evan Dykstra:
BOOOOOOD
Hayden Pike:
Boodram!!!
Wyatt Hayes:
BOOD
Cliff Marlow:
Bood!!
JJ Boiziau:
chat has been summoned by love of Bood
Tommy Andersson:
tell him we say hi
Cliff Marlow:
ask him where he gets the good stick tape
mine is fraying like crazy
Nick Chouinard:
he says the supply closet lol
are you waxing it?
Cliff Marlow:
should I be?
Shane Hollander:
Wtf.
Hayden Pike:
Shane has been summoned by the ghost of bad hockey advice past
Wyatt Hayes:
Note that he was not summoned by actual hockey angel and grill king, Zane Boodram. But by stick tape
Shane Hollander:
Yes, Marly.
Wax always. Or the tape will fray.
Like it has been fraying.
Cliff Marlow:
that makes sense
thank you Bood and Hollzy
and NO ONE ELSE
Nick Chouinard:
wow real nice
see if I pass on messages for you again
Hayden Pike:
It feels ass to be asking him things via a group chat he's not in anyways
JJ Boiziau:
That's what the teamwide chat is for
Wyatt Hayes:
but we never go there. It sucks there
Hayden Pike:
This is what I mean
Should we add him or?
Cliff Marlow:
he's not a rookie. rookie chat is sacred
Shane Hollander:
Ilya says he's in the super secret first line chat with Bood and D, so you shouldn't feel too bad.
Evan Dykstra:
definitely not. this is my safe space from that menace
Wyatt Hayes:
"Ilya says" ???
can he not say it himself?
Shane Hollander:
He is apparently very busy playing flappy birds
Hayden Pike:
This is codependent behavior. We need an intervention.
Evan Dykstra:
where are you guys?
Shane Hollander:
DMV
JJ Boiziau:
blech. my condolences
Hayden Pike:
Shane.
Who is in the driver's seat?
Shane Hollander:
...
Hayden Pike:
Tell me that's not your mother in the driver's seat
Shane Hollander:
That's not my mother in the driver's seat.
Hayden Pike:
SHANE.
Shane Hollander:
It's not!!
...
It might be my dad, though.
Hayden Pike:
(Disappointed Face)
Shane Hollander:
He asked to come ok!!!
He works in government. He wants to help Ilya.
JJ Boiziau:
ok, but don't both of your parents work in finance?
Shane Hollander:
He's a treasurer, yes. But like for the state!!
Hayden Pike:
(Unamused Face)
Shane Hollander:
Oh fuck off, Hayden.
Ilya Rozanov:
fuck off hayden
you are being jealous rabbit
Hayden Pike:
rabbit?
Ilya Rozanov:
you bounce bounce bounce get all mad
i am turtle i win race
Hayden Pike:
??
Cliff Marlow:
sometimes Svetlana has amazing ideas (Face With Tears Of Joy)
Hayden Pike:
???
Ilya Rozanov:
she very smart
Hayden Pike:
?????
Shane Hollander:
@ilyarozanov is this you, in fact, admitting that you are slowest?
Ilya Rozanov:
no this is lies why do you always lie Shane
i fastest on ice always
Shane Hollander:
Suuuure.
Ilya Rozanov:
go away Hollander
you can walk home i will hang out with your dad
eat all your leftovers myself
JJ Boiziau:
he FED you??? without ME???
this is the worst betrayal
Ilya Rozanov:
sorry jj there is new favorite son in town
no more free meal
come bribe him with boring stories of your boring life
maybe you can be son #3
Shane Hollander:
Oh yeah, actually, I was supposed to ask.
My parents want to host a dinner after the game. The whole team is invited.
JJ Boiziau:
Wyatt Hayes:
Hollander dinner!! YAYYYYY!
Nick Chouinard:
(Party Popper)
I will tell Bood
Hayden Pike:
You should probably tell the centaurs group chat.
Shane Hollander:
I mean I will.
But no one goes on that
Ottawa Centaurs Unite!
Tuesday 10:45 AM
Shane Hollander:
Hey, everyone! My parents have offered to host a dinner after the game on Friday. Most of you already have the address, but dm me if you need it. They'll do grill food, salad, spaghetti, that kind of thing. Probably do a bonfire in the backyard. Feel free to bring whatever foods to share. BYOB, but like. Be mindful about it. Ilya's going to do a pub crawl afterwards, I think, for those that are interested.
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Ilya Rozanov; Centaur
Tues 10:50 AM
Shane:
That group chat is useless.
Ilya:
yes
what about this one
Shane:
No
Ilya:
what about this one
Shane:
No
Ilya:
what about this one
Shane:
At these prices you should just be shopping for a house by now.
Ilya:
how are you so picky
what about this one
Shane:
Ilya!!
Ilya:
Shane!!
Shane:
(Neutral Face )
Chapter 9: Ilya POV
Notes:
I just learned what subscriptions are and now I am scared of you all and your email alerts. :P <33
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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WE HAVE A CHANCE! Centaurs crush Toronto 4-2
New head coach, Brandon Wiebe, has us starting strong! This marks our first opening win in ten years. What more is in store for the Centaurs this season?
The sound was deafening inside the beaver dome tonight as forward Zane Boodram dodged his Toronto opponent and passed to center Ilya Rozanov, securing the Centaurs' fourth and final goal. With seven seconds left on the clock, the Guardians had lost their chance to tie the game, bringing the first win to Ottawa in a decade.
To say the crowd was enthusiastic is the understatement of the century. They were (and I don't say this lightly) completely losing their minds. I would swear I saw real, actual tears. It didn't matter that Centaurs' games are notorious for empty seats and halfhearted fans - in that moment, the audience was reborn. Even Chuck, our normally scruffy Beaver, was losing his tail.
Coach Brandon Wiebe cites several people for this season's opening miracle, though he notably refuses to acknowledge his own coaching...
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"It's all our guys," he said, "we knew this could be the year we really shake things up, but we would have to take some risks."
By risks, he means a roster featuring far more newcomers in the first and second lines than the Centaurs have seen in several seasons. This is especially true for our centers, after graduations and an off-season injury gave us more openings than we had players. Wiebe didn't have trouble filling those spots for long, though: Ottawa-born Shane Hollander, up-and-coming center in the junior leagues and captain of the Canadian Junior Worlds' team, was willing to come to the table. When Shane said yes, Wiebe knew he had a shot.
Then this summer, a second strike of lightning: Cliff Marlow, one of our new forwards and a promising player in his own right, wanted to talk. And it wasn't to negotiate his signing bonus.
"We got really lucky this year," said Wiebe, "Ilya Rozanov was looking for schools to sign just as our budget negotiations went through. I suddenly had the wiggle room to make better offers to prospective players, and one of the best we could find fell right into my lap."
Rozanov, who scored two of the night's four goals, has been placed in the first line despite his late arrival. He's already impressing fans and teammates alike, but keeping his spot as star center may be harder than it appears.
"I'm going to make [Hollander and Rozanov] work for it," said Wiebe, "I'm not trying to brag, [but] they're two of the strongest kids I've seen in this league. It's easy to get bored when you're good at something, even with guys as competitive as Shane and Ilya. They need something to work for, and they've both gotten too used to trophies. So Roz has the first line spot for now, but it's only for now. Shane gets ahead of him in scoring, and first line is his. I'm keeping the team on their toes this year, and hopefully that'll translate to more nights like this."
The fans will be on their toes right along with them. Only time will tell as the season unfolds, but one thing's for sure - it's going to be a lot harder to get your hands on tickets.
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heyitshayden that's fuckin RIGHT!!! (Smiling Face With Horns )
madmarlow it only gets better from here, boys!!
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jjboiziau you did it YOU GOT WINGS BROTHER
madmarlow the start of an era
jackiejoyful My love!!!!! I'm so proud of you baby!! <3
September 19
1st line is for #1
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 19:06
In the Bood:
So how sure are we that Mrs. H is cool with me using the grill.
Bc the ten lbs of meat in my cooler is gonna be pissed if it's not ok.
Rozzle Dazzle:
shane says is fine
we will still run out
marly eats like horse this much is nothing
St-Simon Says:
No matter what we do, we'll run out
Cargo (beep beep):
we always run out
St-Simon Says:
It's the hockey way
In the Bood:
Nice.
D and I on the way, then.
Rozzle Dazzle:
(Thumbs Up)
JJ Boiziau
19:15
i love mom's house (Fire )
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Hayden Pike
19:24
@hollander24 hurry up b4
they ruin your dad's night!
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
JJ Boiziau
19:28
holy shit it continues (Smiling Face With Heart-Shaped Eyes)
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Yuna Hollander
Сегодня (today) 19:31
Ilya:
hello to best team mom
we are 20 minutes away
unless you need things from store?
Yuna:
No Ilya we are all set, thank you honey!
Ilya:
good)
coach says you should not let anyone on the furniture
make them run laps first
they are not house trained they will break nice lamps
Yuna:
Haha (Face With Stuck-Out Tongue)
Thank you for the warning!
))
we here
Cliff Marlow
20:14
@evanDefense in love w you
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Wyatt Hayes
20:22
and on to the next
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Nick Chouinard
20:43
prepping 2nd
stomachgonna eat my weight in s'mores
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Hayden Pike
21:19
how tf did we still
need more food
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
JJ Boisiau
21:28
nbd just the best night of my life
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
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~ уведомление о разрешении
Shanechka?
you ok?
...
overwhelm?
y.
ok
Yuna Hollander
21:36
Ilya:
hey yuna does shane have things here for overwhelm
things to be cozy maybe
Yuna:
He has a favorite sweatshirt. I'll go get it.
He ok?
Ilya:
he just kind of zoning and shrinking
trouble to talk
Yuna:
I'll get his headphones too.
Ilya:
ok
thank you
Yuna:
This happens after games sometimes.
It'll be ok.
Ilya:
thank you
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ok
feeling cozy?
better maybe?
mhm
ok good
you just lean behind i sit in front
just chill i talk for you
nothing for you to do
ok
i get your phone for you
just scroll no brain needed tonight
ok?
k
Wtf is Up with Shane Club
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 22:12
Hayden Pike:
He doing ok?
Ilya Rozanov:
slowly crawling out of shell
Hayden Pike:
Nice.
Thanks bro.
Ilya Rozanov:
not problem
i getting paid for it
Hayden Pike:
?
симпатичная: Pretty
22:05
Shane:
Ilya:
xD xD xD
more please
Shane:
Ilya:
not cat
Shane:
Ilya:
you have been holding out on me Hollander
Shane:
(Winking Face)
Notes:
Sorry this took so long, I got hit with the curse and got a flare up. Couldn't move my shoulder. Or elbow. Or fingers. >:( Lame, I know.
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Notes:
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wyattriot Let's keep it comin' boys! (Trophy)
ilyarozanov81 what did i say?? we win all
jjboiziau so proud of my team!! @hollander24 blessing us with THREE GOALS!! goat status
⤷ilyarozanov81 i will beat him next time. tell him watch his back.
⤷heyitshayden which team are you on again, roz?
September 21
6 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Sunday 9:28 PM
Tommy Andersson:
idk how the fuck I'm supposed to sleep tonight
Evan Dykstra:
right??
TWO IN A ROW
Nick Chouinard:
two in a row!!!
Wyatt Hayes:
It's a STREAK BABY!!!
Hayden Pike:
I'm going jogging to burn it off tbh
Wyatt Hayes:
What, were the wind sprints on the ice not enough?
Hayden Pike:
...
no.
I need an hour of light cardio
my brain is fried
Evan Dykstra:
I'll join if you want
Hayden Pike:
Bless
Meet at north common @10?
Evan Dykstra:
(Thumbs Up)
Tommy Andersson:
ugh you both are so lame
meanwhile I have to quick study somehow for a quiz tomorrow
Nick Chouinard:
you and whose brain?
Tommy Andersson:
exactly the problem
Wyatt Hayes:
you're not alone @tommyandersson
I'm trying to get everything done before away week
but it's not happening tonight
can't sleep can't study
should've gone to the bars with you guys @cliffmarlow
I should learn I'm toast even after a 3 o'clock game
Hayden Pike:
Wait, Marlow's at the bars?
Wyatt Hayes:
yeah he and roz went with some of the girls they're always with
Nick Chouinard:
girls flock around those two idfk how they do it
Tommy Andersson:
pheremones
Hayden Pike:
good hair
Wyatt Hayes:
@haydenpike I take that personally wtf
Evan Dykstra:
@wyatthayes same. but for a different reason, I think.
Tommy Andersson:
so roz and marly get laid and i get a headache memorizing stupid notes
Wyatt Hayes:
and filling out forms don't forget the forms (T-T)
Tommy Andersson:
ugh how could i
Hayden Pike:
Actually yes, don't forget about the forms!
Coach needs them by Wednesday!
Wyatt Hayes:
Thank you, @shanehollander.
Hayden Pike:
Fuck off.
Shane Hollander:
Fuck off.
Nick Chouinard:
...what happens if the forms don't get filled in?
Hayden Pike:
Why do you ask, Chewy?
Wyatt Hayes:
coach bursts blood vessels, probably
Tommy Andersson:
what's happening Chouinard?
Nick Chouinard:
i have this fucking stupid professeur
he says he will not sign i can just take the zeros or get out
except the program has a new sign-in policy
I lose 10% of my grade for those absences
Evan Dykstra:
that fucking blows, man
Wyatt Hayes:
he's not allowed to do that
Hayden Pike:
No
Like he actually isn't allowed to
It violates his contract
And i think the law??
@shanehollander am i crazy
Tommy Andersson:
Roz is having the same problem
I'll tell you what I told him
the coach can get involved and solve the problem
but long-term this prof is going to be a piece of work
better to just switch classes now before you're stuck with other issues
Nick Chouinard:
it's a required course and he's the only one who teaches it
Evan Dykstra:
well fuck
Tommy Andersson:
knulla: fuck
Nick Chouinard:
it feels like he is just laughing at me about it
but maybe i am missing some things with the language difference idk
Shane Hollander:
@haydenpike you are not crazy
@nickchouinard if the language barrier is why he's being difficult, it's extra illegal
I'm going to give your contact info to my mom, and you and I are going to talk to coach on Monday.
Either your prof is going to give you an exception like he's supposed to, or admin has to hire a prof who will
or exempt you from the requirement.
Which they can do.
We will fix this.
Evan Dykstra:
you're literally a superhero Hollander
Wyatt Hayes:
Tommy Andersson:
Captain Canada
Shane Hollander:
...for having common sense?
And a helpful mother?
Nick Chouinard:
yes
Ilya Rozanov; Centaur
Sunday 9:55 PM
Shane:
Hey I heard you have to switch classes. You know the deadline is Monday, right?
10:14 PM
Ilya:
Shane:
do you need a ride?
Ilya:
i have cover
wait
no
i need ride
yes please Shanechka
i need ride in boring car
please pick me up in your boring car at a boring time
please make me go home too early and sleep
Shane:
What is happening
Ilya are you ok
???
Ilya:
so ok
this best week
Shane:
Okay. Good.
Do you really need a ride or are you teasing me?
Ilya:
No tease
мммм...
come at 11?
Shane:
Okay.
Ilya:
ok i tell friends i can play with them until 11
then Shanechka making me go home
Shane:
What is going on in your head lol.
Ilya:
nice things))
Shane:
About the classes thing...
?
Ilya:
oh
hold please
gc1038 intro to philosophy
prof not very good at philosophy of being good person
Shane:
Lol!
Wait I'm in that course too actually.
I think there are still some open spaces in mine.
The lecture hall is kind of dead.
Ilya:
!
i could be in class with you??
Shane:
If you like.
Ilya:
))))))
this week is too good
Shane:
(Smiling Face)
Haha
Ilya:
can you help me switch
website hard to use
too much english maybe
Shane:
I don't think it's you.
That website just sucks.
But yeah, of course I will help.
Ilya:
))))))))
Shane:
Okay stop texting me now.
You'll make Marlow sad.
Ilya:
Shane:
Rose is there??
Ilya:
sveta's new best friend i guess
Shane:
That's so cool!
Ilya:
really?
Shane:
Yeah, Rose is great. :)
I love when friends become friends.
Ilya:
you are
so much good things
too good for world maybe
Shane:
?
Lol why
Ilya:
everything you say is why
okay boring Shane
i will go be fun and interesting without you
be happy and boring without me((
Shane:
haha ok
see you at 11
Ilya:
)))
Svetlana Vetrova
11:17 PM
how is this girl so pretty?
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Rose Landry
11:24 PM
no u
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Svetlana Vetrova
11:48 PM Ты благополучно
вернулись домой? (Did you get home safely?)
@ilyarozanov81
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svettaisbetta Неподходящее место для ответа. (Wrong place to reply)
jjboiziau try again, brother
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Notes:
Not-subtle Russians being not-subtle
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Hope your weekend is going well. <3
Chapter 11: Ilya POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
9 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
СРД (Wednesday (abbr.)) 10:22
Tommy Andersson:
@ilyarozanov what is this
this???
Wyatt Hayes:
wtf
Tommy Andersson:
@shanehollander
why are you complicit
what is this
Ilya Rozanov:
ah
ммм
well
Hayden Pike:
is that THE Scott Hunter?!
Played against Ottawa yesterday, Golden-Boy-of-NY, NHL Legend Scott Hunter???
Wyatt Hayes:
Scott Hunter spotted in a suit and tie??
OHMYGOD did you two go to the GAME???
Hayden Pike:
oh GOD he gave you his FRONT ROW SEATS DIDN'T HE
YOU BITCH
Ilya Rozanov:
...
in my defense
i invited marly first
Cliff Marlow:
Ilya Rozanovhey
you free
tonight?
Cliff Marlownah sorry man
I got notes to do
Ilya Rozanovok
actually go fuck yourself
I would have dropped the notes if I knew what I needed to be free for
Hayden Pike:
Yeah roz don't even fuckin start
We can see who the favorite is
@shanehollander fuck u fuck u fuck u
Shane Hollander:
Wow.
I see how it is.
Loyalty out the window, eh?
Hayden Pike:
For Rangers v Senators front row.
Yes.
I do not know you.
Shane Hollander:
-_-
Wow
Wow, Hayden.
Hayden Pike:
Go wow yourself
Tommy Andersson:
hard agree
Cliff Marlow:
>:(
Ilya Rozanov:
what is this
why you all like this
are you fans now?
Tommy Andersson:
um, yes??
Nick Chouinard:
duh Roz
Wyatt Hayes:
Ilya Rozanov:
so stupid
they are hockey players like you
you going to ask rival team for selfies now?
Nick Chouinard:
roz it is so not the same thing
Wyatt Hayes:
you just don't get it dude
Ilya Rozanov:
no i do not
even a little
Tommy Andersson:
this is why you're friends with Scott isn't it
Hayden Pike:
I'll bet he just walked up and said hi like Scott was any player
Ilya Rozanov:
?
he is any player?
and we are not friends
Nick Chouinard:
buddy
i saw your snaps last weekend
i thought i was going crazy
but you literally partied with him didn't you?
Wyatt Hayes:
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SO RIGHT
I THOUGHT IT WAS A LOOKALIKE
MARLOW WHY DID YOU NOT SAY
Cliff Marlow:
I didn't think you'd believe me
you wouldn't believe half of the people this fucker knows
Wyatt Hayes:
I'm starting to (Loudly Crying Face)
Ilya Rozanov:
you are all so stupid
stop this idiot thoughts
act like you are winners that you are
we will be best when you know you are best
Nick Chouinard:
i hate this
Tommy Andersson:
I hate that I understand why he's right
Nick Chouinard:
exactly
this is the kind of shit my therapist would say
Tommy Andersson:
why are you our new therapist roz
Ilya Rozanov:
someone has to
stop killing your pride
be the men i know you are
Nick Chouinard:
roz I think I love you
Ilya Rozanov:
i love you back
more when we win
Yuna Hollander
СРД (Wednesday (abbr.)) 18:38
Yuna:
Do you kids have everything packed?
Ilya:
?
we do not leave until tomorrow?
Yuna:
I am beginning to understand why Shane worries about you.
Ilya:
Shane worries about me?? ))
this is a thing that need worry?
early packing?
Yuna:
It's okay honey, Shane worries about many things.
He likes to be prepared in advance of things. It helps with transitions.
Ilya:
i see
this good to know
thank you yuna
Yuna:
Of course!
I worry about you boys too.
Please be safe in the US! It will be hard to bail you out in Boston. (Cold Sweat Laugh Face)
Ilya:
i will only get in small trouble i promise
Shane too
Yuna:
Take care of him for me! And Chouinard! That boy needs his friends.
Ilya:
yes. we will keep him from getting lost
Yuna:
Thank you, Ilya. (Smiling Face and Heart)
I wish I could be there but I have been banned from away games. (Disappointed Face) Send me lots of photos so I can feel like I'm there pls!
And have fun! Shane will lock himself in the hotel room if you let him.
Ilya:
!!!
even on saturday??
this will not happen i make sure
we will have good time
bring you back many pictures and goals
Yuna:
(Party Popper)
I look forward to it!!
Ilya:
never fear
promise to make you proud))
Yuna:
You already do, honey.
10 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
ЧТВ (Thursday (abbr.)) 16:45
Tommy Andersson:
okay everyone shut up on this trip
I need to get my head in the game
JJ Boiziau:
a day early??
Wyatt Hayes:
@tommyandersson agreed. muting you all now
Nick Chouinard:
ughhh goalies
Hayden Pike:
I am napping so I'm muting too
JJ Boiziau:
you are all so boring
Tommy Andersson:
we can be fun on the trip back
Ilya Rozanov:
@jjboiziau
we see who is worse at this dumb language
JJ Boiziau:
fine. :/
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heyitshayden I have no words anymore. Is this real life?
madmarlow all we do is win, win, win, never stop
wyattriot my BOYYYYS
September 26
11 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
ПТН (Friday (abbr.)) 19:07
JJ Boiziau:
rozzzzzz!!!
are you coming out tonight, man???
Tommy Andersson:
our goat our goat!!
Nick Chouinard:
you have to!!!
Ilya Rozanov:
not tonight((
shane tied me in goals today
must get good rest to crush him on sunday
Shane Hollander:
Just try it.
You won't.
Ilya Rozanov:
oh yes I will Shanechka
going to mop floor with you
make you cry so hard
Shane Hollander:
Not happening.
1st line will be mine.
Just watch me.
Nick Chouinard:
okay freaks you know we're on the same team
right?
Evan Dykstra:
just give it up they'll never stop this nonsense
Wyatt Hayes:
not with coach encouraging it
JJ Boiziau:
smh
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СБТ (Saturday (abbr.)) 8:32
Ilya:
Shanechka
i need your help today
Shane:
?
What's up
Ilya:
i need to keep promise to your mother
Shane:
...
What?
Ilya:
get dressed
Shane:
?!
Shane Hollander
10:47
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Shane Hollander
10:58
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Shane Hollander
11:29
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
12 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
СБТ (Saturday (abbr.)) 13:47
Hayden Pike:
@ilyarozanov @shanehollander explain yourselves
where ARE YOU
Ilya Rozanov:
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wyattriot why is this the first thing he's posted in months
jjboiziau wtf is going on
heyitshayden i hate you both equally but maybe Shane slightly more
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jjboiziau mhmm
heyitshayden :(( where was my invite exactly??
hockeyhoney57 ??????????
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heyitshayden bro. stop.
hockeyhoney57 what. is. happening.
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hockeyhoney57 holy shit
minaballerina holy SHIT holy SHIT
heyitshayden ok. someone take his phone
September 27
Notes:
soft launching a relationship before you are even in it. woof.
Shane halfway through insta pics: no longer wearing hat. no longer carrying bag. holding shark plushie ...oh Ilya. brother. ToT
----
Angst (mild lvls) enters the chat again for the next few chapters. My next update will have them bundled so you can still feel warm and fuzzy by the end of reading. <3
Chapter 12: Shane POV
Notes:
I went back and forth about writing this much of the chapter in French, but I am going to trust you guys to enjoy the tap-tap-tap of translating it. And I think slowing down in that section will help give the words some weight.
So I will leave it! And promise to not do this to you often, if ever again! :P
Chapter Text
Ilya Rozanov, Centaur
Saturday 8:12 PM
Shane:
He is secure.
Thanks again.
Ilya:
Shane:
You're ridiculous.
Ilya:
))
Brandon Wiebe, Centaur Coach
Sunday 07:46 AM
Coach:
Hey Shane, how are you feeling this morning?
Shane:
...
Fine?
Coach:
Okay good
We've got a whole wing of players here with the flu.
Glad you escaped it.
We'll do separate warm ups and anyone with a fever is sitting out.
Shane:
Oh no!
Coach:
Do your best today, but don't stress and just work your position.
I'm going to have to call you in more often but I don't want you to overextend so nothing extra about today's game, ok?
I'd rather we take a few losses early in the season than burn you guys out.
Keep it controlled. Pace yourself.
Shane:
Understood.
13 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Sun 7:42 PM
Nick Chouinard:
well this sucks
Wyatt Hayes:
They got us sick and then hit us while we're down
fucking boston
Nick Chouinard:
lame town boooo
Evan Dykstra:
losses always suck
but we held our own
Tommy Andersson:
I'm really sorry you guys
Evan Dykstra:
hey no brother
it's not your fault
Nick Chouinard:
hell no!
alternate goalie saving the day
Wyatt Hayes:
you stopped more pucks than I have all season @tommyandersson
be proud of yourself
Ilya Rozanov:
you should not be apologies @tommyandersson
i should be apologies
i am sorry my team
Evan Dykstra:
Roz no not you too!!
it was a high point game for a reason!
you and Hollzy did great their defense just did better
JJ Boiziau:
yeah brother stop it
Wyatt Hayes:
You did great Roz
Ilya Rozanov:
no i promise you we win all
i will condition this week and we will crush next games
Cliff Marlow:
it's a team sport roz
shit happens
Hayden Pike:
No one thought you were being literal
We still will win all!
Nick Chouinard:
HELL YEAH!
Evan Dykstra:
we're killing it this season!!
playoffs are GOING to happen!
Hayden Pike:
Every winning team has losses
It's the (Fire) that fuels them
Wyatt Hayes:
Evan Dykstra:
my only regret is that the sickkis get rewarded for their bad behavior with access to the bus
JJ Boiziau:
I promise you
the reason we need the vehicle with a bathroom
it's not something to brag about
Evan Dykstra:
fair (Fearful Face)
Wtf is Up with Shane Club
Mon 10:38 AM
JJ added Shane Hollander to the chat.
JJ Boiziau:
are you guys surviving coach's driving
Hayden Pike:
JJ help
They made me ride in front
He talks back at radio shows
JJ Boiziau:
(Laughing Face)
sorry brother
Hayden Pike:
these brats are no help
JJ Boiziau:
disgustingly cute
Ilya Rozanov:
i know
JJ Boiziau:
narcissist
Ilya Rozanov:
?
oh
that not what i mean
not me
stupid jj
JJ Boiziau:
(Tired Face)
11:28 AM
Shane Hollander:
Um wtf is with this title?
Hayden Pike:
Oh shit
Hayden removed Shane Hollander from the chat.
Jean-Jacques Boiziau, Centaur
Monday 11:40 AM
Shane:
Slt. Donc. C’est quoi ce bordel? (Hey. So. Wtf is this?)
J'essaie de rester oklm, mais Hayden me stresse à mort. Câlice. (I am trying to be cool about this, but Hayden is freaking me the fuck out.)
Se passe avec cette conversation putain de groupe ? Tabarnak! (The fuck is that fucking chat about?)
JJ:
c juste hayden qui fait du hayden. c ca. (it's just hayden being hayden. that's it.)
c un gars putain anxieux; n'y pense même pas ses névroses. (he's a fucking anxious guy; forget about his neuroses)
il a créé c groupe parce qu'il s'est mis à se chialer de votre rompre (he started that group bc he got all whiny/crying about your breakup)
il pensait que tu craquais, et tu n'en parlais à potes. (he thought you were cracking up and you weren't talking about it with your friends)
on l'a calme, cpg (we calmed him down, don't worry)
on l'utilise pour envoyer des choses gentilles à ton sujet et merde (we use it to send nice things about you n shit)
c comme un fan club d'amis (it's like your friend fan club)
je peux tu envoyer les historiques de convo si ça tu inquièt (I can send you the chat logs if you're stressed)
Shane:
Non, Je - (No, I)
Tabarnak et sacrament (Fucking Hell)
Je sais que tu te moquerais pas de moi putain dans mon dos. (I know you wouldn't fuck with me behind my back.)
JJ:
non merde, je les enverrai quand même (nah shit, I'll send them anyways)
aucune raison de pas les (no reason not to)
Shane:
Qu'est-ce que le «chialer de votre rompre» signifie? (What does "whiny about breakup" mean?)
JJ:
il pensait juste que t'étais trop calme jsp (he just thought you were too calm idk)
Shane:
Maintenant, je ne peux même plus rompre correctement pour il. (Now I can't even break up correctly for him.)
sacrament (fuck)
JJ:
frère, il est paranoïaque et hystérique (brother he's paranoid and hysterical)
c pas toi (it's not you)
est-ce que je te le dirais ou non si ct toi?? (would I or would I not tell you if it was you)
Shane:
Tu me le dirais si c'était moi. (You would tell me if it was me.)
JJ:
voir? (see?)
c PAS toi (it's NOT you)
il agit comme un p'tit gars pathétique à chaque rompre avec sa copine. il suppose que vous réagirez de la même (he's a pathetic little boy every time he breaks up with his gf. he assumes you will react the same way)
mais il oublie qu'il putain l'aime ou qqch (but he forgets he fucking loves her or something)
tu considères Rose comme une sœur, n'est-ce pas? (you think of Rose as a sister, yeah?)
Shane:
ouais (yeah)
JJ:
donc. pas du tout la même chose (so. not the same thing at all)
il est incapable de voir au-delà de son propre point de vue (he just can't see outside himself)
Tu ne ... jsp... ressent pas d'émotions incorrectes (you're not... idk... having the wrong emotions about it)
et tu ne les montres pas incorrectes (or showing them wrong)
Shane:
dac (okay (abbr.))
JJ:
c tres stupide putain (it's so fucking stupid)
c putain pas notre affaire (it's not our fucking business)
on veut juste que tu sois heureux, et Hayden est merde pour y contribuer (we just want you to be happy and Hayden's shit at contributing to that)
il ferait mieux de s'occuper de ses affaires. j'arrête pas de le lui répéter (he needs to mind his business I keep telling him)
mais aussi (but also)
donc. ca reste ici, hein? (so. this stays here, yeah?)
Shane:
Oui. (Yes.)
JJ:
dac. donc. (ok. so.)
si tu la considères comme une sœur, je m'en fous, dac? (if you think of her as a sister I don't give a shit, ok?)
Shane:
D'accord. (Okay.)
JJ:
mais aussi (but also)
si tu considères PAS «quelqu'un» comme un frère, je m'en fous aussi, dac?? (if you think of "someone" NOT as a brother I also do not give a shit, ok?)
Shane:
sacrament (fucking hell)
JJ:
vous pouvez me dire que j'ai tort si vous voulez, Shane (you can tell me I'm wrong if you want, Shane)
Shane:
câlice (fuck)
tabarnak (fuck)
sacrament (fuck)
JJ:
rien ne sort de ce texto, je le jure sur la Vierge Marie (this does not leave this chat I swear to mother mary)
Shane:
sacrament (fuck)
dac (ok)
sacrament (fuck)
JJ:
je veux juste que tu le saches (I just need you to know)
je veux dire, tu as rencontré mes amis en dehors de la patinoire (I mean you've met my friends outside the rink)
je sais que tu sais que je suis en sécurité (I know you know I'm safe)
mais. tu sais? (but. you know?)
Shane:
oui (yes)
je sais (I know)
JJ:
tu peux être comme tu veux, ce n'est pas un problème (you can be however it's not a problem)
l'équipe s'en fout complètement (the team doesn't care)
mais aussi – si vous n'êtes pas intéressée par lui, peut-être prendre un peu de recul (but also - if you're not into him, maybe back off a bit)
je pense que tout le monde a commencé à le sentir une vibe (I think everyone is kind of feeling a vibe)
Shane:
vraiment? (really?)
JJ:
oui. au moins qu'il a le béguin pour toi (yeah. at least that he has a crush you)
mais jsp s'ils pensent que tu le remarques pas ou qqch (but idk if they just think you don't notice or smth)
Shane:
juste (fair)
uph
Je ne sais pas quoi faire, JJ. Je ne sais vraiment pas. (I don't know what to do, JJ. I really don't know.)
JJ:
je pense que tes parents seraient cool, Shane (I think your parents would be cool with it, Shane)
en tant que personne qui les connaît depuis qu'on était en jrs (as someone who has known them since juniors)
je suis pas mal certain qu'ils iront bien (I think they will be good about it)
Shane:
Je le sais, en fait. Je crois. (I know that, actually. I think.)
Je suis juste (I'm just)
C'est juste une autre différence, je pense. (It's just one more thing that's different, I think.)
J'en ai tellement marre d'être différente. (I'm so tired of being different.)
JJ:
ouais (yeah)
putain, mec (fuck, man)
tu SAIS que je comprends ça (you KNOW I get that)
mais peut-être que c'est justement comme ça que tu te sens moins seul? (but maybe this is actually the way you are less lonely about it?)
le fait de pouvoir parler à Bood m'a vraiment aidé à me (
having Bood to talk to has really helped me feel it less)
peut-être que ça va t'arriver aussi (maybe it will happen for you too)
Shane:
...
Et si je ne m'intègre pas non plus à ces gens-là? (What do I do if I don't fit in with this too?)
JJ:
tu intègre bien avec moi, mon frère (you fit in with me, brother)
si le reste du monde est une salope avec toi, laisse-moi m'en prendre à eux (if the rest of the world is a bitch to you, let me at 'em)
qu'ils aillent tous se faire foutre (fuck 'em all)
pour info, Hayden partage mon avis (Hayden feels the same too, for the record)
il est juste une salope à ce sujet (he's just a bitch about it)
Shane:
merci jj (thank
you JJ)
JJ:
tu le sais, mec (you know it, man)
Ilya Rozanov, Centaur
Monday 12:10 PM
Ilya:
мистер акула (mr. shark)
you are crying?((
Shane:
did coach notice
Ilya:
no
can i give hug or will that be bad right now
Shane:
can you just like
squeeze my leg
right above the knee
Ilya:
ok
Shane:
harder
perfect
thank you
Ilya:
всегда , зефирка (always, marshmallow)
it will be ok?
Shane:
yeah.
it will be
Chapter 13: Ilya POV
Chapter Text
Yuna Hollander
ПНД (Monday (abbr.)) 19:18
Yuna:
How are you kids doing? My phone has been too quiet.
Ilya:
i am sorry yuna
i could not keep my promise to you
Yuna:
Honey, I think taking my kid to the aquarium counts as keeping your promise.
Unless you lost Nick somewhere?
Ilya:
no he is back safe
Yuna:
Then you succeeded!
Ilya:
thank you for being so nice about it
but i promised you goals
i am very sorry for disappointing you
i will work harder
Yuna:
Young man. I know that is not the ethic of your team.
It's definitely not the ethic of my family.
You do not apologize for a game loss when you very clearly did your best.
And you do not promise to work harder when I know for a fact you put in more hours than most of your team.
Ilya:
ah
i not know words rules here sometimes
please forgive me
Yuna:
No. Ilya.
This is too hard to do over text.
Call me.
Ilya:
is not big thing
Yuna:
Ilya. Answer the phone.
I will drive out there if I have to.
Ilya:
please don't
Продолжительность звонка: (Call duration:) 1 час (hour) 48 минут (minutes)
Неизвестный номер (unknown number)
ВТР (Tuesday (abbr.)) 12:08
Звонок с Неизвестного Номера (Call from unknown number)
Звонок с Неизвестного Номера (Call from unknown number)
Звонок с Неизвестного Номера (Call from unknown number)
Я знаю, что вы знаешь, что это я. (I know that you know it's me.)
симпатичная: Pretty
ВТР (Tuesday (abbr.)) 12:25
Ilya:
hey pretty
where you
send selfie
Shane:
?
I'm in class rn.
Ilya:
ugh
красоток
онлайн
Hotties: online
ВТР (Tuesday (abbr.)) 13:01
Ilya:
он нашел мой новый номер телефона (he found my new phone number)
Svetta:
блядь (fuck)
15 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
ВТР (Tuesday (abbr.)) 19:03
Wyatt Hayes:
at long last
I am officially fever-free
Tommy Andersson:
Evan Dykstra:
congrats, man!
JJ Boiziau:
lucky bastard
Hayden Pike:
Shit, you still sick @jjboisiau?
JJ Boiziau:
Hayden Pike:
sorry bud :(
uh oh. sorry
I accidentally told my gf and now she is making you soup
shit her friends are getting involved
there may be a care package now
Cliff Marlow:
suddenly I regret feeling better already
Nick Chouinard:
(Laughing Face) same
I'm *cough* very *cough* sick
Cliff Marlow:
JJ Boiziau:
sorry boys, only I will get the cuties to feed me their dormitory soups
you will have only crumbs, as it should be (Smiling Face With Sunglasses)
Cliff Marlow:
rip
Nick Chouinard:
@jjboisiau you used to be my favorite :C
Tommy Andersson:
you don't need him, Nick. we will fill the void
Nick Chouinard:
damn, baby u work fast
Tommy Andersson:
(Face Throwing A Kiss)
Wyatt Hayes:
@nickchouinard if you pick me instead, I will take you on a date to the comic book store
Cliff Marlow:
@wyatthayes pick-me confirmed?
Nick Chouinard:
somehow I feel like there's an ulterior motive to this
Tommy Andersson:
you just want company at the store, don't you Wyatt
Wyatt Hayes:
Cliff Marlow:
he only wants you for your body smh
Nick Chouinard:
and here I thought you really liked me (Persevering Face)
Evan Dykstra:
don't do it @nickchouinard
he conned me into it last time
I just stood awkwardly while he buried his head in the shelves
the most boring three hours of my life
Wyatt Hayes:
I wasn't THAT bad
Tommy Andersson:
THREE HOURS???
Evan Dykstra:
yes
yes you were
Wyatt Hayes:
you're so dramatic
please @nickchouinard I will love you forever
I miss people and comics equally
I'm going through withdrawals
it's agony
Nick Chouinard:
:|
Wyatt Hayes:
Nick Chouinard:
ugh
fine
once. I will go this once.
Evan Dykstra:
sucker
Cliff Marlow:
what are you even going to do when you run out of friends to invite Wyatt?
Evan Dykstra:
he's like the third most social guy I know, it'll take a while
Cliff Marlow:
third?
Tommy Andersson:
you must immediately tell us the list
for science
JJ Boiziau:
Evan Dykstra:
Hayden, obviously, though half of that is bc the Hollanders let him invite people to their house
Roz bc he actually knows every person alive
then Hayes. He comes across as all quiet and geeky and then he just... never leaves anyone alone. We are all trapped in his orbit. He is the glue trap and we are merely mice
Wyatt Hayes:
I can't tell if I love or hate this assessment of my personality
Nick Chouinard:
crying bc I just realized I am like the only introvert here help
Tommy Andersson:
rip sorry Chewy
tell me when you need to take breaks at parties I can sneak you out back
Cliff Marlow:
is Hollander not an introvert?
Hayden Pike:
he likes to be in the room, he just doesn't always want to be the center of attention
but trust - put us all together doing quiet things and that kid is floating
@ilyarozanov can attest
JJ Boiziau:
agreed. he's just an extrovert that hates loud noises
and crowded spaces
Cliff Marlow:
how tf does hockey work then
Hayden Pike:
mysteries of the universe
JJ Boiziau:
he likes the sound of the ice and his own heartbeat
Hayden Pike:
wait, really?
JJ Boiziau:
and he likes the strategy. and exercise, obviously. says it's grounding
how do you not know this, Hayden?
do you not listen to any of us
Wyatt Hayes:
Hayden about to get demoted behind Roz for being a bad friend smh
Hayden Pike:
Hey no!! I listen!! Maybe we just talk about other things?
Cliff Marlow:
you talk about other. things.
with Hollander.
uh huh. sure.
JJ Boiziau:
smh
Tommy Andersson:
wait
speaking of the new #1 extrovert
has anyone heard from roz today?
we usually pass like five times on campus and I haven't seen him once
not to mention practice
Evan Dykstra:
@ilyarozanov you sick or something bud
Wyatt Hayes:
...
JJ Boiziau:
@ilyarozanov
Hayden Pike:
@ilyarozanov
Nick Chouinard:
@ilyarozanov
Tommy Andersson:
@ilyarozanov
Cliff Marlow:
@ilyarozanov
симпатичная: Pretty
ВТР (Tuesday (abbr.)) 20:05
Shane:
Hey
Are you okay?
Chapter 14: Shane POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Svetlana Vetrova
Wednesday 7:15 AM
Shane:
Hey this is Shane Hollander.
Svetlana:
I know
Shane:
Have you heard from Ilya?
Svetlana:
ah
yes I have
he is safe Shane
Shane:
???????
Wtf is going on.
Why would I think he is not safe??
Svetlana:
блядь (fuck)
I thought you knew
Shane:
Knew what!!?
Svetlana:
he is going to be so mad at me
Shane:
Let him.
What is going on?
Svetlana:
short answer is family shit
makes depression
or maybe depression makes family shit
one or other I don't know
I guess you should know this at least
or will soon anyways?
I got Marlow to bully him into calling your father for advice so your family know
Ilyushka's brother got in contact
found new number
Shane:
Well fuck
Svetlana:
yes
not good
you really were not told?
Shane:
My dad kept it to himself I guess.
Svetlana:
fuck
I am bad friend
Shane:
You're really really not
I promise you
Svetlana:
) thank you Shane
from what I know you are ok too
Shane:
Hah thanks.
10:32 AM
Where's that takeout place you went to when he needed comfort food the last time?
The one with the Russian food?
Svetlana:
oh
that place
they do not do takeout
I will call ahead for you
tell them annoying Canadian will pick up
when you need?
Shane:
Forty minutes out?
Thank you.
Svetlana:
да (da)
Ilya Rozanov; Centaur
Wednesday 11:46 AM
Shane:
I am coming over
open the door
Ilya:
:/
Shane:
Ilya
Ilya:
i talk about feeling for two hours with your mother. again.
i have no feeling talk left
please shane
Shane:
That's fine.
I have food.
You can just eat.
We will watch dumb tv.
I don't want you to be alone today.
Ilya:
fine
i come
красоток
онлайн
Hotties: online
СРД (Wednesday (abbr.)) 12:42
Svetta:
Твой симпатичная тебя хорошо кормил? (did your cutie feed you well?)
Ilya:
да, предатель (yes, traitor)
Svetta:
вы любишь меня (you love me)
Ilya:
в другие дни — да (on other days - yes)
Svetta:
он сегодня хорошо к тебе относится? (he being good to you?)
Ilya:
я лежу под четырьмя одеялами и смотрю какую-то глупую передачу о формировании кристаллов льда (i am under four blankets watching some dumb show about ice crystal formation)
Svetta:
Он такой милый, правда? (he is so sweet isn't he)
Ilya:
он гладит мои волосы (he's stroking my hair)
Svetta:
Хорошо. Скажите ему, что он может погладить больше, чем это. (Good. Tell him he can stroke more than that.)
Ilya:
пошёл на хуй, светлана (fuck off svetlana)
Svetta:
;)))
Ilya:
and you too Shanechka
fuck off
you think I cannot see you peeking?
Svetta:
I knew I liked him
Ilya:
this because you are both trouble
Svetta:
you have type
Ilya:
go away
Mom
Wednesday 3:24 PM
Mom:
how is our boy?
Shane:
He's ok.
He's sleeping
Mom:
Ok.
Your dad is looking into options.
I don't know how much Ilya told you.
Shane:
I know his brother called.
I gather he's being threatened.
He literally ran from the country but then still gave his family his team signing bonus.
I think it was like... a payoff maybe??
So he must be pretty scared.
Though I know his dad is sick so maybe it isn't like that.
Mom:
Family is tricky business sometimes. You can love someone and have them be a big problem for you at the same time.
Shane:
I didn't even think.
Are you doing ok?
Mom:
I am fine baby.
It's nice, actually. I get to be the helpful one, for once. (Smiling Face)
But I have a serious question to ask you.
How likely is it that you and he will continue to be connected long-term?
Shane:
It's starting to feel hard to imagine life without him around tbh.
Mom:
Good.
I would like to keep him, if that's ok.
Shane:
That's the most okay.
Mom:
(Smiling Face, Heart)
Ilya + Hollander Fam Group Chat
Thurs 7:41 AM
Ilya Rozanov:
up
dressed
eating something
packing bag
this is so stupid
why are you making me do this
Yuna Hollander:
Thank you honey
I've been looking into therapists that speak Russian I will send you a spreadsheet.
fwd: ottawadrive.ccm/foldersfam/o73
Just pick one, if you hate them we try again.
Ilya Rozanov:
why am I letting you do this to me
Shane Hollander:
Bc it's the only way they'll let you pay off your brother until you have permanent residency.
Yuna Hollander:
Baby kid, I'm going to get you more work in Canada than you will know what to do with. David and I are going to help you sell your residency application so hard!!
All I will ever ask for in return are therapy hours and daily check ins. (Smiling Face With Hearts) I want my kids healthy and happy.
Shane Hollander:
I would apologize for her but
I don't think I'm actually sorry?
At all?
Ilya Rozanov:
Shanechka
i do not have words for this sort of annoy
Shane Hollander:
^-^
17 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Thurs 1:12 PM
Nick Chouinard:
Apple Jacks
Wyatt Hayes:
Blegh D Tier
Evan Dykstra:
Solid B
Hayden Pike:
I go A, for Apple
Cliff Marlow:
are you six @haydenpike
Hayden Pike:
fine then what do you say
Cliff Marlow:
C and no higher
JJ Boiziau:
agreed
Tommy Andersson:
never had it
Nick Chouinard:
C it is
Cookie Crisp
Evan Dykstra:
A
Tommy Andersson:
A
Wyatt Hayes:
B
Cliff Marlow:
Surprisingly, B
Hayden Pike:
SS all the way baby
JJ Boiziau:
@cliffmarlow was correct, you are a baby
Hayden Pike:
Shut up!
Nick Chouinard:
oooh okay
deep cut time
Honey Smacks
Tommy Andersson:
Honey WHAT
Evan Dykstra:
i forgot about those
Wyatt Hayes:
honey smack me harder
Cliff Marlow:
glad someone said it
Shane Hollander:
why are we doing this
Hayden Pike:
The better question is "why aren't you??"
Shane Hollander:
(Neutral Face)
JJ Boiziau:
it's teambuilding, Shane. we're a team.
Shane Hollander:
fine
pass
Evan Dykstra:
it's not smash or pass, Hollzy xD
Shane Hollander:
ughhh
Nick Chouinard:
okay okay
the deep cut was too deep
we'll do an easy one
Lucky Charms
JJ Boiziau:
SS
Tommy Andersson:
SS
Evan Dykstra:
SSSSSSSSS
Wyatt Hayes:
SS all DAY
Ilya Rozanov:
SS
Hayden Pike:
Roz!!!
Evan Dykstra:
Rozzle Dazzle!!
Nick Chouinard:
He returns!!!
Tommy Andersson:
King!! (Party Popper + Clapping Hands)
Cliff Marlow:
where you at brother?
Ilya Rozanov:
east caf
Nick Chouinard:
you get sick too or something?
Ilya Rozanov:
something
coach give me days off
but i little better
Tommy Andersson:
nice!!!
Wyatt Hayes:
we missed you champ
Evan Dykstra:
You told me you loved me after every game and for what (Crying Face)
Wyatt Hayes:
all men are the same fr
Ilya Rozanov:
i am sorry @evandykstra i will kiss it better
Evan Dykstra:
Wyatt Hayes:
(Face With Tears Of Joy x3)
Cliff Marlow:
the true love of a center and his defense
Hayden Pike:
Like no other
also
Hayden changed the chat name to 0 Hours Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Ilya Rozanov:
((
i never left though!!
Hayden Pike:
but you weren't here (Pouting Face)
Tommy Andersson:
chat was bleak without you
JJ Boiziau:
yeah roz we missed you
Nick Chouinard:
even when ur feeling crummy just come send dumb meme reacts
Evan Dykstra:
we miss ur pretty face
Wyatt Hayes:
this is a group chat though?
Evan Dykstra:
...the pretty face of your participation
Wyatt Hayes:
yeah. that makes sense. (Confounded Face)
Ilya Rozanov:
thank you all
you good friends
Hayden Pike:
you started it.
Notes:
Writing these three chapters did not make me cry even once, thank you for asking. @.@
Chapter 15: Ilya POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
1st line is for #1
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 11:16
D-Man changed the chat name to a broken family
D-Man:
Baby come back
any kind of fool could see
there was something
in everything about you
Rozzle Dazzle:
what
St-Simon Says:
BABY COME BACK
Rozzle Dazzle:
@evandykstra what is this
D-Man:
you can blame it all on ME
Rozzle Dazzle:
blame what
Cargo (beep beep):
I WAS WROOoNG
Rozzle Dazzle:
???
In the Bood:
and I just can't live without you!
Rozzle Dazzle:
i will be back in first line soon
you are all such drama
all the time drama
D-Man:
>:(
Cargo (beep beep):
:C
Rozzle Dazzle:
we won both games this weekend
you are all sore winners
St-Simon Says:
my goals are not as sweet when I cannot kiss ur sweet forehead bb
In the Bood:
yeah Shane's forehead is not the same (Persevering Face)
Rozzle Dazzle:
there is something wrong with all of you
In the Bood:
we just want our dream team back!!
Rozzle Dazzle:
his forehead is just fine >(
thumb down to all of this
St-Simon Says:
xD
D-Man:
you get upset about the wrong things
Rozzle Dazzle:
i learn it from you
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hockeyhoney57 mhmmm sure Ilya. for ratio (Eyes)
heyitshayden wait, they made you go with them?
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⤷ilyarozanov81 i would never say such things. why you always lie?
October 8
6 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
СРД: Wednesday (abbr.) 13:32
Tommy Andersson:
@ilyarozanov we must do this again
explain yourself
Cliff Marlow:
Nick Chouinard:
bahahaha
Evan Dykstra:
XD
Hayden Pike:
XD
JJ Boiziau:
wtf is that
Ilya Rozanov:
what
Nick Chouinard:
why are you SMILING??
Wyatt Hayes:
you never smile!
Ilya Rozanov:
that not true
Shane Hollander:
That's not true.
Cliff Marlow:
Hollander shut up a minute
Evan Dykstra:
rolf where did you even find that @tommyandersson?
Tommy Andersson:
centaurs website
they updated the player bios
Evan Dykstra:
I'm crying
Hayden Pike:
Truly the most awkward thing I've ever seen
Ilya Rozanov:
like yours are better
>(
Hayden Pike:
Mine is normal thank you
Tommy Andersson:
agree to disagree
Nick Chouinard:
XDXDXD
yeah ok Hayden
JJ Boiziau:
so normal it's almost too normal
Wyatt Hayes:
I'm looking into your eyes and it's hypnotizing me like a snake
Cliff Marlow:
so sad
Hayden Pike:
what like yours are better?
Cliff Marlow:
yes. they are.
JJ Boiziau:
schooled again @haydenpike
Hayden Pike:
lies falsehoods and fictions
Evan Dykstra:
why is your hair so flat @cliffmarlow where is the fluff
Cliff Marlow:
I was dating a girl at the time
bad choices were made
JJ Boiziau:
and not just with the woman
Cliff Marlow:
(Fist Bump)
JJ Boiziau:
(Fist Bump)
Shane Hollander:
I think everyone's photos look nice.
Wyatt Hayes:
ok mom
Nick Chouinard:
wow, Hollzy. Idk if I can trust you to vet my insta posts anymore.
Hayden Pike:
You definitely shouldn't he's clearly blind.
Shane Hollander:
-_-
It looks like your face. It's fine.
Hayden Pike:
This is what I mean
Shane Hollander:
You all have nice faces!
Nick Chouinard:
XD
Shane Hollander:
Idk why I'm bothering with this.
Cliff Marlow:
if this is how you vet photos, Shane, I'm almost scared to know what your bio photos look like
Tommy Andersson:
hold on I'll look
Nick Chouinard:
(Eyes)
Tommy Andersson:
wait
wtf
Wyatt Hayes:
???
Tommy Andersson:
they're all so hot what the hell Hollander
how are you so photogenetic
Nick Chouinard:
damn, Hollzy!
Evan Dykstra:
:O
JJ Boiziau:
why aren't you this fine in real life?
Ilya Rozanov:
hold on one minute
Tommy Andersson:
no fr
even the old ones!!
why is small shane pretty too??
Hayden Pike:
I do not remember you being pretty wtf
are you a wizard is this a spell
Ilya Rozanov:
Shane always pretty are you all blind
makes sense that pretty then and pretty now
JJ Boiziau:
he is definitely not this good looking irl Roz
Nick Chouinard:
yeah this is fictional hotness
where is our friend?
Tommy Andersson:
wrong question
right question: TELL US YOUR SECRETS
Evan Dykstra:
also right question: how are you not picking up every weekend??
Ilya Rozanov:
he is hot all the time!
you are all stupid
Shane Hollander:
Not helping, Ilya.
Hayden Pike:
Answer to both questions: he doesn't know what he's doing, and he doesn't notice when he does it
but the absolute destruction he would have on this town if he did smh
JJ Boiziau:
yes, it is hard to watch him in bar settings
all those disappointed faces
Shane Hollander:
What are any of you talking about lol.
This is crazy.
Ilya Rozanov:
it took three good photos for you all to see what right in front of our eyes every practice
i am ashamed of you all
Wyatt Hayes:
poor Hollander, cursed with all of the looks and none of the self awareness
Cliff Marlow:
poor roz, forced to bear witness
Ilya Rozanov:
nature is cruel
(Rose + Thumbs Down)
СРД: Wednesday (abbr.) 16:44
Rose:
hey
...
?
Ilya:
hello exgirlfriend of Shane
Rose:
:|
Ilya:
how can i help you exgirlfriend of Shane
Rose:
are you ever going to stop calling me that?
Ilya:
are you ever going to not be exgirlfriend of Shane?
Rose:
there's no way for that to stop being true
Ilya:
...
there is one way
Rose:
Okay, but would any of us WANT that?
Ilya:
you tell me
Rose:
You are impossible
Ilya:
i assure you i am very possible
it can be confusing to people who have not met such perfect person
Rose:
Jesus Christ why am I texting you
Ilya:
yes that is question
Rose:
...
So I had a hypothetical question for you.
Hypothetically.
Ilya:
ok
ah hypothetical
i see
ok
what
Rose:
...
so if I were to invite Shane to the opening night of my play
and I were to suggest he bring friends with him
how likely could it be that you would suggest your close friends come too?
it could um
like be a whole group night
Ilya:
your plan is to invite your exboyfriend to your opening night
Rose:
with friends! It would be a +friends invite!
It's on Thursday and you guys aren't playing, I checked!
Ilya:
ммм
and which friends are close friends exactly
Rose:
Hayden could come! Or JJ!
And you, of course!
Ilya:
...
and which close friends of mine
exactly
Rose:
You and Marlow hang out a lot, right?
And you could invite Svetlana, obvi. And. Um. Wyatt?
Ilya:
i see
and why am i the one inviting svetlana?
Rose:
Well it would be weird if Shane did! They don't hang out!
Ilya:
:]
ммммм
Rose:
I just thought it would be fun if everyone came! Nbd haha!
Ilya:
yes.
no big deal.
tell me miss no-big-deal
why you not just ask sveta in the class you have together?
or is it two?
Rose:
Oh, well. It's not like we sit together every time!
And um. It would be kind of weird, right?
It would be weird I think.
Ilya:
it would be weird
i see
and you have not hang out on own before
Rose:
i mean
we did like um
once or twice
Ilya:
twice?
Rose:
um
anyways
it doesn't matter I just thought
nvm
Ilya:
nono
you do your little plan miss no-big-deal
i help
Rose:
??
really??
Ilya:
da
i will invite alllll my good close friends
it will be fun night.
Rose:
(Flushed Face)
thank you.
Ilya:
мм
симпатичная: Pretty
СРД: Wednesday (abbr.) 17:21
Ilya:
i beginning to understand some things
Shane:
?
Ilya:
you and miss rose
Shane:
What about Rose?
Ilya:
you have many things in common i think
Shane:
Yeah, she's fun to talk to!
She knows a lot about hockey, actually
Ilya:
ммм
Shane:
What?
Notes:
The agony to find even halfway awkward headshots of some of the most model-esque of actors. xD Let's all just pretend, shall we? :P
Chapter 16: Shane POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The Many Things Right With Shane Hollander
Thurs 2:24 PM
JJ Boiziau:
I can't believe you all talked me into this
what a waste of a Thursday night
Shane Hollander:
It will be fun, though!
Ilya Rozanov:
da stop this complaining
marly is same sad talk
bars will be open when play is done
Hayden Pike:
We wouldn't even go out before like 10 or 11 anyway
Jackie's excited to see you guys again
Ilya Rozanov:
bleh i forgot we will have lovebirds tonight
yawn
Hayden Pike:
I will fight you
Ilya Rozanov:
i will win
Hayden Pike:
as an annoying Russian I know says:
>(
Shane Hollander:
It'll be good to see her again, Hayden.
Rose is excited she's coming.
JJ Boiziau:
I see Jackie more than Hayds lately
I don't need a stupid play to hang with her
Shane Hollander:
I keep forgetting you and Hayden are roommates.
JJ Boiziau:
if only I could too
Hayden Pike:
Shut up JJ
We need to hang out more, Hollander I never see you outside of the rink :(
Shane Hollander:
It's the curse of off-campus housing.
JJ Boiziau:
it's the curse of Hayden having the worst schedule ever
Shane Hollander:
Two things can be true. :\
Hayden Pike:
I promise to have a normal one in spring. (Tired Face)
These hours are hell.
JJ Boiziau:
you did it to yourself I have zero sympathy
Shane Hollander:
I have slightly more than zero. But JJ has a point. xD
Hayden Pike:
Ughhh I know
I suck
Ilya Rozanov:
yes
Hayden Pike:
No fr Jackie actually yelled at me about it
and she never yells
JJ Boiziau:
that is such a lie
dorm walls are thin, you know
Hayden Pike:
Shut the fuck up JJ
Ilya Rozanov:
damn. well done pike
i did not know you had it in you
JJ Boiziau:
that is NOT what i meant
but i mean
it's not wrong
Hayden Pike:
I'm going to crawl in a hole now brb
Ilya Rozanov:
i have met jackie once and it already clear you do not deserve her
good to know you at least making it up to her
Hayden Pike:
Go AWAY
Ilya Rozanov:
no
i stay
only leave if Shane say
Shane Hollander:
Heh.
Hayden Pike:
ughhhh
I hate you all
Shane Hollander:
No you don't.
JJ Boiziau:
you looooove us
so much that you're going to pick where we go for dinner
Hayden Pike:
Ughhhhh
Why me?
JJ Boiziau:
bc if Roz and i pick it will be dollar pizza
and if Hollzy picks it will be literal grass
you are the dinner mediator
Hayden Pike:
Ughh okay I'll text Jackie
she says she wants pho
JJ Boiziau:
acceptable. good for you Hollander?
Shane Hollander:
I mean... the broth is kind of high in salt.
Ilya Rozanov:
he says is fine
Shane Hollander:
Ilya Rozanov:
we go clubbing after, yes?
we can sweat out all salt
Shane Hollander:
Why did I invite you, again?
Ilya Rozanov:
secret rose reasons
also i am best
Shane Hollander:
Hayden Pike:
Ok cool
I'll make a snap group with the girls to send the address
Roz can you add Svetlana?
Ilya Rozanov:
da
Rose's Big Night
3:12 PM
Hayden Pike
Pho place: 942 Hunter's Av, Block B...
Be there or be square
Cliff Marlow
Nice. We meet there @6?
Hayden Pike
Sounds good!
Rose Landry
ugh you're all getting food first??
I'm so jealous
Jackie Summers
How's the jitters, Rose?
Rose Landry
I'm holding on.
I think. (Dizzy Face)
Thank you all for coming!!!
It'll be nice to have friendly faces in the crowd.
Shane Hollander
We'll sit in the left center so you have someone to focus on during your monologue.
Rose Landry
You're the best.
OK gtg see you sooooon!
(Party Popper Emoji)
Cliff Marlow
do we meet at the restaurant or at one of the dorms?
Shane Hollander
You can all meet at the dorms and then carpool, if you like. I'll pick up Ilya and Svetlana.
Svetlana Vetrova
I am taking my own car but thank you, Shane. You two must go without me.
Ilya Rozanov
tragic sveta
how will we survive
Svetlana Vetrova
I am sure you will find a way
Shane Hollander
Oh. Does it make more sense if Ilya goes with you, then?
Ilya Rozanov
no
Svetlana Vetrova
no
JJ Boiziau
Cliff Marlow
I can meet at your dorm Hayds
Hayden Pike
(Thumbs Up)
5:29 PM
Cliff Marlow
5:45 PM
Svetlana Vetrova
on the way
5:56 PM
Jackie Summers
Almost there
Parking here is terrible
Ilya Rozanov
we will be late Mr. Prince-and-Pea does not want to scratch his car
Hayden Pike
ooh, you know fables now?
Ilya Rozanov
i read, hayden
Hayden Pike
Ilya Rozanov
you are missing a good time @roseyposey
don't cry too hard about your sad life
Shane Hollander
Ignore him!
Svetlana Vetrova
We will make it up to you when you are with us, Roses.
Hayden Pike
Isn't this thing supposed to be a tragedy? Maybe the crying will help
JJ Boiziau
it's a WHAT
8:23 PM
JJ Boiziau
@roseyposey
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
this is why i hate theater
Ilya Rozanov
his cry is so big. whole body involve. wow.
i try to take picture but Shane stop me (
Shane Hollander
No photos in the theater!!
And stop texting!!
Ilya Rozanov
you first
Shane Hollander
Stop!!
Ilya Rozanov
make me
Shane Hollander
:/
Ilya Rozanov
Shane is terrible friend i am trying to include the actress in our experience
is feedback is imppds g
Shane Hollander
Sorry, Rose.
You're doing great.
Mom
Thursday 8:58 PM
Shane:
The actress extraordinaire!
Mom:
Aww Rosey Posey!! Is she proud of her performance??
Shane:
She got a standing ovation and cried.
Mom:
So cute.
Shane:
Ilya's friend remembered to bring flowers. The rest of us feel like schlubs.
Mom:
There are usually some sort of flower vendors out in the hall! Go get her some single roses, she'll love it.
Shane:
I knew everyone calls you best for a reason.
Mom:
<3
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jackiejoyful You are!!! SO MUCH
jjboiziau I will never forgive you for what you did in there
⤷heyitshayden Good acting?
⤷jjboiziau yes. so mean of her. your tab's on me tonight, girl
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svettaisbetta Talented.
Posted Today, October 9
Rose's Big Night
10:32 PM
Cliff Marlow
where is everyone?
JJ Boiziau
fulfilling my promise to the star
why?
Cliff Marlow
table
Hayden and Jackie are necking again.
help
Svetlana Vetrova
@jjboiziau tell pretty girl come join me. left side corner
Shane and Ilya will not stop talking hockey
even I am bored
we go dance
JJ Boiziau
yes ma'am
Cliff Marlow
@hollander24
@ilyarozanov81
come back to the booth I will talk hockey!
...
aaaand nothing.
@jjboiziau
JJ Boiziau
dude just come down to the bar
the girls say they'll wingman for us
Cliff Marlow
?
fr?
JJ Boiziau
Apparently chicks are good at picking up chicks
Cliff Marlow
Logic is sound.
Consider me the test subject.
JJ Boiziau
Nah man, me first!
Svetlana Vetrova
10:58 PM
celebrating best girl
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Rose's Big Night
11:14 PM
Rose Landry
@heyitshayden @jackiejoyful
@heyitshayden
@heyitshayden
@jackiejoyful
@jackiejoyful
Jackie Summers
?
Rose Landry
come dance!!!
Cliff Marlow
11:27 PM
time to do something stupid, boys
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Rose's Big Night
12:29 PM
Svetlana Vetrova
where are you two?
Shane Hollander
outside, sorry
smoking area
Svetlana Vetrova
ok you stay there
we come
Shane Hollander
?
Svetlana Vetrova
time for Roses to have food
she needs burger
maybe five
Shane Hollander
haha will do
Svetlana Vetrova
12:34 PM
just angel maybe
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Hayden Pike
1:17 AM
the time for fries has come.
we know what must be done
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Rose's Big Night
2:05 AM
Jackie Summers
thanks for a good night you guys!!!!!!
Rose Landry
I shlf be thnking youuuuu!
Jackie Summers
Are you home safe, Rose?
Rose Landry
ys!!
Svetlana Vetrova
I with her
no worries
she in pjs
Jackie Summers
matching?!? how?!?
Svetlana Vetrova
Luck
Sometimes you go to new country
Meet right people
Feel very lucky with people
Discover have bought same pajama with people
Profit
Hayden Pike
??
Jackie Summers
Awwwww Svettta!!! I'm glad we met you too (Loudly Crying Face x2 )
Cliff Marlow
you all got too drunk tonight
everyone stay with their buddies
sleep on your sides
Rose Landry
k!!
Hayden Pike
Yes, Dad
JJ Boiziau
marly dad reveal??
unexpected
Cliff Marlow
Such a sad day
JJ Boiziau
bro you left halfway through with a girl
today is not sad for you (Face With Tears Of Joy)
Cliff Marlow
(Winking Face)
You'll get 'em next time, kid
JJ Boiziau
I am not having a hookup contest with Marly I am not I am not (Confounded Face)
Shane Hollander
jjjjjjj no!!!!
No competition ovr girls that is no goo!!!!
Cliff Marlow
go home Hollzy ur drunk
Shane Hollander
i m!!
Hayden Pike
How are you more drunk after you're home?
Ilya Rozanov
...
Hayden Pike
Roz what did you do
Ilya Rozanov
he does not know what good vodka is
i show
Shane Hollander
and he haz not see funniest home videos!!!!
traggggic! >~<
Ilya Rozanov
we fix
Rose Landry
yessssssssss
good ahannne!!!
show him the bezt of my cultur!!!
Ilya Rozanov
i like when they trip and crash
very funny
almost as funny as pike
Hayden Pike
I am choosing to like you tonight
JJ and I are choosing to be mature in the face of dumb
Ilya Rozanov
yes very mature pike
so glad to know such nice mature respecting guy
very adult very cool
Hayden Pike
:|
...
glad to know you too
Ilya Rozanov; Centaur
Friday 2:25 AM
Shane:
Ilya:
ok no more
Shanechka
bed
Shane:
:((((
you stayin right
Ilya:
yes silly
you no shape to be alone right now
Shane:
heheh
succes
Ilya:
?
Shane:
^_^
Notes:
Shane braving the smoking area and Russian vodka for this kid. Smh. Was it worth it, Shane? (probably)
Can't wait to discover the eight things I did wrong with this new snap format... :P Worth it.
For my next trick, I will attempt to add tap-out snaps! But not right now bc just this took all weekend to make. For now, I sleep.Inspired by this Snapchat Skin by Azdaema Codes (Azdaema) (I reworked it almost entirely to fit the css code format I've been using already... which made it worse, honestly.)
Chapter 17: Ilya POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
симпатичная: Pretty
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 10:38
Ilya:
Shane:
You're so ridiculous.
Ilya:
i proving point
Shane:
With a photo of my face from an hour ago?
You make 0 sense.
Ilya:
why you like this Hollander
how you not see this
you have glasses on, yes?
Shane:
:\
yes
Ilya:
then why you so blind? need new eye test?
Shane:
>:|
Ilya:
ok ok
i find other way
be back in twenty
Shane:
(Face Savouring Delicious Food)
8 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 11:24
Hayden Pike:
You guys I need help
I fucked up last night
Cliff Marlow:
oh god
please tell me they're both alive
Hayden Pike:
Everyone is alive!! Christ, Marly.
Cliff Marlow:
just checking!
Hayden Pike:
No. It's so stupid.
JJ Boiziau:
what did you say to her
Hayden Pike:
I think it was fine?
Nick Chouinard:
oh Hayden no
Hayden Pike:
She asked if I would still love her if she was a worm.
Nick Chouinard:
oh you FUCKED up
JJ Boiziau:
Hayden noooo
Cliff Marlow:
bro. you didn't.
Hayden Pike:
Why is this such a big deal to everyone???
Tommy Andersson:
what did you say?
Hayden Pike:
No, obviously!! I'm not dating a worm!
Cliff Marlow:
bro.
Nick Chouinard:
Wyatt Hayes:
wait you said WHAT?
Hayden Pike:
Why would she care if I dated a worm??
JJ Boiziau:
how THIS is the person in chat with a girl is beyond me
Wyatt Hayes:
you don't tell her you wouldn't LOVE her, Hayden!! are you new??
Tommy Andersson:
...taking careful notes
Hayden Pike:
She knows I love her! But she's not a worm!
How would I even know which worm she was? There are so many worms!!
JJ Boiziau:
this is so sad
Wyatt Hayes:
so. she's not speaking to you.
Hayden Pike:
...
I mean. She had an early class
But she is not replying to my texts, no.
Wyatt Hayes:
yep.
Cliff Marlow:
I do not miss dating
JJ Boiziau:
I do (Loudly Crying Face)
I'm so much better at it than he is!
Hayden Pike:
get out JJ
Ilya Rozanov:
this worm
please describe
she asking you if your interest remain when she not her best, yes?
if she just boring like worm
Hayden Pike:
no it's just a worm!!!
Wyatt Hayes:
that's exactly what she's asking.
Ilya Rozanov:
oh I see
this explain so much
thank you stupid hayden
you solve my problem
Hayden Pike:
sorry, what?
Ilya Rozanov:
no apologies needed
for once you are a use
Hayden removed Ilya Rozanov from the chat.
симпатичная: Pretty
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 11:55
Ilya:
do not worry
i like boring worm
he is best
Shane:
What?
Ilya:
ah
is not phrase all Canadians know
i think more, don't worry
Shane:
Ok?
Yuna Hollander
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 12:16
Ilya:
yuna i need help
Yuna:
What is it, honey? Thank you for reaching out!
Ilya:
your son is act foolish
how do i get him to stop drinking
Yuna:
He's drinking??
How long has this been going on?
I'll call him
Ilya:
wait no!
not like that
Yuna:
How, then?
Ilya:
he think i not spend time with him if he not fun
but he always fun
he could just ask me stay
but i do not think he believes me when i say this
Yuna:
Oh. I see.
That's more like the Shane I know.
Ilya:
yes
i want him comfortable but i think he still shy
i tell him - you are not too much, Shane. you are ok, Shane.
is hard on heart to not be believed
Yuna:
Oh, Ilya.
Everyone goes through this with him in one way or another.
If you are willing to be patient, he will get there, I promise you.
Ilya:
is there no way to go fast? is a bit lonely to wait.
i know he get there
but it makes me - i don't know word for not steady
Yuna:
Unsure, maybe.
Ilya:
ok, that.
Yuna:
We can do more family things with you on the weekends. That may help.
But he has been quiet around us lately, too.
Sometimes he has to retreat a bit before making big choices. It might just be something he's working up to sharing.
Ilya:
yuna. i really hope you are right.
that would be huge i think. for him and me
Yuna:
Then we will hope I am!
My mom-sense is rarely wrong. (Smiling Face With Sunglasses)
Ilya:
yes.
thank you for bringing mom-sense to my life.
Yuna:
Thank you for letting me help! <3
Rose's Big Night (and day after that)
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 18:47
Rose Landry
Ok ladies I am relying on you tonight!!
You are my (eyes) and (ears) tonight.
Svetlana Vetrova
We are front row, ready for action.
Jackie Summers
Ugh. Yes.
Svetlana Vetrova
Very enthusiastic, thank you Jackie
Cannot believe I am in snack line for you
Jackie Summers
Sorry. :|
Just done with today
Rose Landry
Aww what happened?
Jackie Summers
Hayden happened
Rose Landry
Uh oh
Svetlana Vetrova
What he do
Jackie Summers
He told me he wouldn't love me if I was a worm. (Loudly Crying Face)
Rose Landry
How could he!!
Svetlana Vetrova
?
I don't get this
Why this problem?
Rose Landry
Sveta how could YOU (Loudly Crying Face)
Svetlana Vetrova
Me??
Jackie Summers
Rose we must band together in this trying time
Rose Landry
I have your back sister.
Unlike some.
Svetlana Vetrova
Oh for good grief
You are both so silly. Why you want lovers to want sex with worms?
So gross
Rose Landry
You are on such thin ice right now.
Jackie Summers
I am not doing it. I am not having the same fight in a 24hr cycle.
Svetlana Vetrova
I buy you extra snack as bribe?
Jackie Summers
Something sweet please
Svetlana Vetrova
Done
Rose Landry
Svetlana Vetrova
I bring you sweet too after game?
Rose Landry
Done.
19:02
Jackie Summers
0-0 still
Rose Landry
Hasn't it been like ten seconds?
Svetlana Vetrova
Boys look good. Fresh legs.
Jackie Summers
Too good...
Svetlana Vetrova
First attempt on net. Wide
Jackie Summers
Ooph. He BODIED him.
Rose Landry
Who and who?
Svetlana Vetrova
Always Ilya. Getting back at dipshit with high stick.
Jackie Summers
This ref sucks.
Svetlana Vetrova
Yes. Why they think this NHL? We do not need bloodsports without bloodsport money.
Jackie Summers
No fr.
Svetlana Vetrova
Hayden take hard hit too.
Jackie Summers
Deserved tbf
Svetlana Vetrova
Where is your loyalty?
Jackie Summers
Where is yours, miss worm-hater?
Svetlana Vetrova
pah
Rose Landry
I have to put my phone down for a bit but I love this pls continue.
Jackie Summers
Shane scores!
Svetlana Vetrova
Ilya will hate this.
Jackie Summers
They're on the same team??
Svetlana Vetrova
They are competing for most goals
Ilya was already behind
Jackie Summers
nooooooo
agony
we are tied again
This game is brutal
Uph. Okay. Hayden gets a pass from me. He's been punished enough.
First period over: 1-1.
Sveta is white knuckling the seat in front of her
Svetlana Vetrova
I need to go outside and breathe
And talk to coach
What is this
I have seen them be better than this
Jackie Summers
They're doing well, but Detroit is playing so physical this is crazy.
I don't know what their deal is
19:42
Svetlana Vetrova
Their deal is new coach
Last one had to leave early in scandal
Big drama. Then star player was injured before game 1
They playing like they have to fight to be here
Ottawa does not do this yet
Rose Landry
Scandal?? I come back just in time.
Jackie Summers
Svetlana Vetrova
Arrested for battery
Out on bail, I think
Rose Landry
Booooo.
Svetlana Vetrova
Yes very much boo
May his wife get whole house in settlement
Jackie Summers
Agreed. :C
Svetlana Vetrova
If it makes you feel better the star player injury was funny
He fell... while roller blading.
Jackie Summers
No!!
Svetlana Vetrova
yes.
Rose Landry
The absolute dive I did to the dressing rooms to hide my cackle omg
That can't be real!!
Svetlana Vetrova
Sometimes good things really do come true
19:52
Svetlana Vetrova
We are back
Their lines are a mess what is happening
20:11
Jackie Summers
Detroit goal. Oh no.
20:24
Jackie Summers
Almost had it!
20:29
Jackie Summers
Detroit up 3-1
I'm going to cry
They're falling apart
Svetlana Vetrova
No I disagree their plays are better
Sometimes is just luck
Jackie Summers
They're working so hard omg
I can see the sweat from here
20:38
Jackie Summers
Intermission. Score same as before
That waterproof mascara is putting in work tonight
Svetlana Vetrova
She cries so much
I cannot tell if it is about score or about Hayden's bloody lip, though
Jackie Summers
I can multitask!
20:59
Svetlana Vetrova
Here we go.
Jackie Summers
The beginning of the end.
Rose Landry
Don't say that, Jackie!!
Jackie Summers
Sveta has given up on commentary and... started praying? I think?
Rose Landry
About to join her in a minute
Jackie Summers
This is so hard to watch
So many opportunities, and they get blocked every time
The woman behind us keeps yelling at them to "just shoot" like... they need an opening first, idiot??
Lol! Sveta just yelled at her to shut up. Best night.
Worst night. Oh god.
Rose Landry
What's happening??
Jackie Summers
Their wing just bowled over the goalie
Rose Landry
Which??
Jackie Summers
Wyatt. Fuck. He's not getting up.
Rose Landry
Fuck.
Jackie Summers
No, wait!
He's up!!! Just winded.
Switching him out. Skated out on his own. Thumbs up to crowd.
Rose Landry
Oh thank you every holy thing
You SCARED ME Jackie! :{
Jackie Summers
sorry.
Damn, Roz is gonna fight just look at him
Svetlana Vetrova
It what he does
I tell him that not his job but does he listen??
Jackie Summers
Aaaand there he goes
jesus
oh good lord
ok no
finally a good ref call
that's a lot of blood
Svetlana Vetrova
Faces do that, do not worry.
He will be fine.
Jackie Summers
You look a little to pale for me to believe that
Rose Landry
JACKIE.
WHOSE. BLOOD.
Jackie Summers
Oh. Sorry. Both.
Roz knocked a tooth I think.
The other guy somehow slashed at his chin?
Svetlana Vetrova
Stick, I think. Before the first punch.
Rose Landry
(Fearful Face )
Svetlana Vetrova
Welcome to the stress of befriending this stupid stupid man.
Rose Landry
How does Shane look?
Svetlana Vetrova
Calm, actually.
Ilya said something to him as he walked out.
Rose Landry
Ok.
If Shane is calm, I am calm.
Jackie Summers
Ooh, another goal on our side!
Go Shane!!
Svetlana Vetrova
Detroit will not get another point tonight.
They will still win, but by narrow margin.
Rose Landry
I'll take it!
Jackie Summers
On more last second save! Go Tommy!!
Svetlana Vetrova
They did well. Next game will be win, I think.
Rose Landry
I know we lost, but somehow this was more fun than usual?
I need to you two to commentate every game for me. :P
Svetlana Vetrova
Yes. Jackie is the passion to my science. She makes me fall in love with the game again, maybe.
Jackie Summers
And Sveta is good at explaining what on earth is going on! (Flushed Face)
Svetlana Vetrova
How dare you. I take it all back. (Pouting Face)
Yuna Hollander
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 21:33
Yuna:
Tonight, you are going to rest up.
Tomorrow, I am going to call and scold you.
I will do this knowing full well that you will not listen to a word I say.
Ilya:
sorry yuna
i am ok
Yuna:
You had better be, young man!!
Or I will wrap you up in cotton and not let you out of my sight!!
Ilya:
))
thank you
симпатичная: Pretty
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 21:42
Shane:
You good?
Ilya:
i fine
chin patched up. no loose teeth
where you?
Shane:
Good.
Ilya:
still gym after that game?
Shane:
Needed the cooldown.
Ilya:
ah. i see
want company?
Shane:
After, maybe?
Um
If you want.
Ilya:
obviously i want
food, maybe?
Shane:
Definitely.
защитить их: protect them
12 Hours Since Ilya Last Left Chat
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 23:54
Ilya Rozanov downloaded 24 photos from the chat.
Hayden Pike:
??
Shane Hollander:
smh
Notes:
Thank you to every cheerleader in the comments. You make me smile so much. <3
Chapter 18: Shane POV
Notes:
You're going to want to prepare for this one emotionally. xx
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
1 Day Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Saturday 7:22 PM
Hayden Pike:
Reminder that you have four days to prepare for away week! Use your weekend wisely!
This has been a regularly scheduled reminder from coach.
(Neutral Face)
Nick Chouinard:
Lol slow one off the ice got caught.
Hayden Pike:
Cliff Marlow:
*five
Shane Hollander:
No, four Marly
Cliff Marlow:
we leave at noon on Wednesday. today is Saturday. that's five.
Shane Hollander:
You need to be prepped before Wednesday!
Cliff Marlow:
no I don't
I need to be prepped before noon
12:15 if we're being honest about bus times
Shane Hollander:
Wyatt Hayes:
This trip is literally going to spit us out into midterms week. For once, I think Hollzy is right.
JJ Boiziau:
Boooo
Nick Chouinard:
do you think I can tell my profs I'm abstaining from exams for religious reasons?
Hayden Pike:
..no
Nick Chouinard:
but I could say the only one who should judge us is god! it's a good plan
Shane Hollander:
No.
Cliff Marlow:
try it
but record when you go in to ask
i want to watch
Nick Chouinard:
you are all ruining my fun.
Wyatt Hayes:
we'll come up with new fun, then
Cliff Marlow:
everyone team up and brainstorm the dumbest things possible to do on the bus
Evan Dykstra:
yes!!! no more boring sleeping!
Shane Hollander:
Oh god.
Wyatt Hayes:
(Warning Emoji) Unfun alert (Warning Emoji)
Hayden Pike:
You'll survive enjoying your college years, Hollander. I promise
Rose(Rose)(Artist Palette)
Sat 7:58 PM
Rose:
would Roz be mad if I asked you to grab lunch on Sunday?
Shane:
Why would he be mad about that?
...
Do you think he would be mad about that?
Why would you think that??
Rose:
Oh, Shane.
I would love to talk about the ins and outs of your not-relationship thing
But also I need to talk about mine (Dizzy Face)
If it even is one??? Idk I need help.
Please. I beg.
Tell him he can meet us at the end or smth if you have to
Shane:
You're seeing someone?? :D Amazing!
Idk why you think he'd be weird about us eating together.
You guys literally hang out without me now!
And it's not a "thing."
We're friends.
Rose:
Oh yeah suuuuure babes. You're "friends" Mhm.
He literally still calls me "Shane's exgirlfriend"
I promise you he will be weird.
Shane:
This is stupid.
Rose:
Just text him and ask.
Shane:
You do it.
Rose:
It's not my not-relationship!!
Shane:
Ffs.
(Sparkles) ilya was here (Sparkles)
Sat 8:12 PM
Shane:
Hey.
Wait.
What is this.
What did you do?
Ilya:
Who, me?
I did nothing.
So suspicious, Shane.
Shane:
Smh.
Ilya:
What you need?
Shane:
Oh right. Um.
Will you be weird if I grab lunch with Rose on Sunday.
Ilya:
i have never been weird ever in my life
Shane:
I told her that! She's the one being weird, clearly.
Ilya:
Yes
...
why your exgirlfriend want to grab lunch?
you going to be on-again dating?
Shane:
It's just lunch!
She needs advice.
Ilya:
is advice how to convince you to be together again?
tell her i give advice
i text her
Shane:
NO good grief.
Why are you like this.
I am not interested in Rose.
I am not compatible with Rose.
I TOLD. YOU. THIS.
And you KNOW WHY.
Ilya:
maybe i forget
Shane:
SHUT UP.
GO AWAY.
Ilya:
((
Shanechka
no please come back
i am sorry
go to lunch
i am so cool with this
the most cool
go lunch your whole day away
Shane:
:|
And this is you being okay with it?
Not thinking it's anything weird?
Ilya:
i know is not weird
you and me.
never weird.
always cool
B)
Shane:
If you say so.
Rose(Rose)(Artist Palette)
8:42 PM
Shane:
He says it's okay.
Rose:
Okaaaay.
Whatever you say. I will definitely believe you. Completely.
Shane:
x_x
Svetlana Vetrova
10:11 AM, Sunday
@jackiejoyful and I with important
strategy meeting. our hockey
commentary is pivotal. sorry to all
baddies not cool enough to
be invited (Crying Face ) oh wait
i am not sorry. at all.
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Mom
Sun 10:33 AM
Mom:
Happy Sunday, honey bunny!
Shane:
Hi Mom. :)
Mom:
My check-in update this week is that your father is experimenting with baked beans.
We are swimming in baked beans.
Do any of your friends want baked beans?
Shane:
Haha, probably!
I'll ask.
Mom:
Thank you! (Smiling Face)
How have you been?
Shane:
Good. Just studying, hockey, etc.
You know the drill.
Mom:
How are all your friends? Is Nick keeping up with his coursework?
Shane:
Barely! XD
Everyone's good. I mean, we're all just trying to get as much done as possible before travel week. I feel that most of them could be doing more right now, but idk.
Roz says it's something to do on the bus, but that just makes me queasy to think about.
Mom:
Haha! Yeah, not for me either. Buses are for napping and music.
How's Ilya doing lately? Any better?
Shane:
I think so? He's been very chatty.
Mom:
That's good to hear.
Shane:
Yeah.
He's great.
Um. You like him, right?
Mom:
Of course, honey! He's a sweetheart!
I'm glad he's on your team though; that kid might be a teddy bear off the rink, but he's a grizzly on it.
Shane:
Yeah haha. It's pretty intense.
It's, um.
Do you like him like you like JJ? Or more like Rose?
Mom:
That's an interesting question.
I love all the friends who treat you well; you know that.
Shane:
Yeah.
Mom:
But hmm.
I suppose JJ is more connected to your Dad. I know they talk quite a bit.
But he is always very respectful and sweet to me! He's a good one. :)
And Rose calls me for advice. We always end up having pretty deep conversations. Talking with her reminds me a lot of what I was like at your age. It's nice.
Maybe it's a bit of both, with Ilya.
He is very sweet like JJ and a bit reserved. But he'll talk with me the way Rose will. He texts me to ask for advice sometimes too, or if he wants a 'mom perspective'.
Shane:
I didn't realize that.
Mom:
I think he's still a little awkward about it, considering how it started. But I'm glad he's opening up to it a bit.
Your dad has so much trouble with him still!
It takes like twenty minutes for that kid to remember there are words other than "yes, sir" "no, sir."
Shane:
Well. That sucks.
Mom:
Mmn
It's just where they're at right now, though.
Things take time.
I don't think there have been many men like David in Ilya's life.
Shane:
I can believe that.
Dad's pretty great.
Mom:
He very much is. :)
Svetlana Vetrova
12:12 PM
what amazing nice lunch
with amazing nice friend
I am so lucky so blessed
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Rose(Rose)(Artist Palette)
Sun 1:17 PM
Rose:
That was so weird.
Shane:
What was?
Rose:
That whole time they were there
just in the corner chatting
like they didn't see us
Shane:
Maybe they didn't?
Rose:
Shane be fr right now
They SO saw us
Ilya knew we were going to have lunch!!
Why didn't they come over??
Shane:
Maybe they wanted to give us privacy?
Rose:
I can't believe you right now
You are trying to tell me that your not-something KNEW we were having lunch
and invited MY not-something to eat in the SAME PLACE
at the SAME TIME
and then said NOTHING???
AT ALL???
Shane:
Everyone needs to eat lunch, Rose.
And he's not a not-something.
Rose:
So he's something then??
Shane:
:|
no
stop
go away
bye
Rose:
XD XD
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⤷roseyposey29 this just in(Microphone) you finally tell me why you are being so weird today
⤷ svettaisbetta who, me?
jjboiziau 
⤷ heyitshayden I will end you.
Posted Today, October 12
(Sparkles) ilya was here (Sparkles)
Sun 6:48 PM
Shane:
Want to grab takeout tonight?
Ilya:
marly invited me out
Shane:
Oh.
Okay.
Rose(Rose)(Artist Palette)
7:01 PM
Shane:
Okay, he's being weird.
I believe you.
Rose:
THEY BOTH ARE!!
What do we do???
Shane:
Idk.
Should I not have asked him?
Rose:
No, that definitely would have made it worse.
Shane:
Ugh.
Fuck.
Does he really think you and I are dating?
Rose:
Shane. I want to be frank with you, but I can't tell if you are ready for frankness.
7:28 PM
Shane:
Ok.
Ok be frank.
Do it.
I can take it.
Rose:
You are so dramatic omg you're worse than me.
I will say this in middle school terms: Ilya like-likes you.
Shane:
Lol shut up
Rose:
Pay attention! That boy is crushing on you and you are leading him on!!
Shane:
I am not.
Rose:
You are too!
He follows you around like a puppy! He moons over you! I have seen it with my two eyes! It might be all stiff and looming or whatever but it's there!
And what have you been doing???
Inviting him over all the time!
Spending every waking minute talking to him or texting him or skating next to him!!
LETTING HIM BUY YOU FOOD!
Don't even get me started on the aquarium thing.
Shane:
We're friends.
Rose:
BUT YOU KNOW HE LIKES YOU
and you're STILL DOING IT
you don't have to date him obvi, but like. Give the man something!! A sign!! Anything!!
Shane:
No you don't understand Rose
I like
um
did
kind of?
Rose:
What the hell does that mean. (Tired Face)
Shane:
It's like
this thing that we are not talking about
Rose:
Dude what
Shane:
When you and I broke up
or maybe kind of before that
I um
said it was because of incompatibility?
And he. Knew what that meant. So um.
We agreed to not talk about it.
Rose:
It being the fact that you are the "g word" I am also not supposed to say apparently? Or it being that you like him specifically?
Shane:
I thought both?
Or
I mean I think??
I think both.
Rose:
How sure are we that he thinks both?
Shane:
...
Rose:
SHANE
Shane:
I'm sorry, it's hard to not-say things!
Rose:
THEN SAY THEM GOOD GOD
Shane:
x-x
Rose:
I'm sorry
no you're right
I'm sorry
If you're not ready, you're not ready.
Shane:
No I
I know you're right
You can say the word
gay
I'm gay
Rose:
:D
BABE
Shane:
I think, anyways.
Rose:
BABE
I'm so proud of you holy holy holy wow
Shane:
hush lol
okay now your turn
Rose:
wait no
Shane:
Rose :{
Rose:
I'm not though!
I just want to be!
Shane:
What.
Rose:
I just wish I was gay!
I'm like a poser or something.
Shane:
Rose, respectfully
Didn't you sleep with her?
Didn't you literally tell me that today?
Rose:
That's different.
Shane:
Ok?
But you said you were into it??? and like her so much???
Rose:
Yeah but
ughhhh
it's different
Shane:
Okay, it's different.
That's ok.
You and I can want to like girls for different reasons
Rose:
LOL
Shane:
No, seriously. Timeout time.
I want to like girls bc it would be easier. Hockey, life, family, etc.
I want to be normal.
Rose:
You ARE normal
Shane:
Yes, ok. Yes.
I will work on trying to believe that.
But so. Why do you want to like girls?
Rose:
Bc they're perfect, obvi.
They're so easy to get and to get along with.
I feel like it would be so easy to do all the romantic stuff and feel appreciated. Like it all makes sense, you know?
Shane:
Ok.
And you know the sex would be good, right?
Rose:
...
yeah, maybe.
Shane:
Ok. So good romance + good sex.
What am I missing? Friendship?
Rose:
I can be friends with girls!
Shane:
I am now lost.
Rose:
Idk it just feels like it's missing something???
Like a feeling, maybe???
Shane:
Explain.
Rose:
There's none of that love/crush buzz-thing. you know.
like when you stand next to them and your palms sweat and you sort of feel shaky? Like you need to sprint or something? Or you get all electric when you're holding their hand and like you're maybe trying not to throw up? That really nervy buzzy adrenaline feeling.
Shane:
I was with you for the first half but now I am. Not.
Crushes make you want to throw up? And. Run??
Rose:
Well when you put it like that it sounds bad.
Shane:
And it's different with Svetlana?
Rose:
Idk Sveta just makes me feel shy and like um. Comfy. Safe. Warm, maybe.
Not like nervy more like. Bubbly? I guess?
Shane:
Rose. Come ON.
Rose:
Whatttt
Shane:
You like her. You like her so much.
Rose:
I told you this.
Shane:
You should move in with her, maybe. Tomorrow. That's what girls do, right? And also maybe talk to a therapist or at least my mom.
Rose:
"That's what girls do" smh
Oh and Shane Hollander, king of taking his sweet emotional time, recommends I talk to a therapist or his mother. Mkay.
Shane:
I just like to be sure of myself! :[
And hey, maybe if even I'm seeing it, you should listen!!
Rose:
Hmph
You're not supposed to take my insults, dummy.
You are very insightful, for the record. I was just being mean.
Shane:
Ok, then listen to me!!
Rose:
Double hmph.
I will THINK about it.
ONLY think.
Shane:
A reasonable start.
Maybe think about it while making out with her though, that may help.
Rose:
Shane Hollander WHO ARE YOU
Where did my polite friend go what is this
Shane:
I guess gloves are off
Rose:
This is so exciting
A whole new world
Shane:
Yeah.
So.
Shit.
What do I do about this.
Rose:
You go tell Ilya what you told me, dummy!
Shane:
He's already talking to my mom and a therapist, though?
Rose:
NO
THAT
YOU'RE
GAY
Shaneeeeeeee
Come onnnnnn
Shane:
Oh yeah.
But he knows that, doesn't he?
I think?
Rose:
SAY IT WITH WORDS
He's a hockey player, not a mind reader!!!
And while you're at it, maybe YOU could do the making out?
I feel it would help tbh.
Shane:
Smh.
Goodbye, Rose.
Rose:
Go get 'em, tiger.
(Sparkles) ilya was here (Sparkles)
Sun 9:37 PM
Shane:
Hey.
When will you be back?
Ilya:
sometime.
maybe will stay.
marly want us to dance with some girls.
Shane:
Oh. Ok.
Have fun, I guess.
When you feel like you have a minute, I wanted to talk with you.
But it's clear you're busy.
So whatever.
Ilya:
you want me to stop dancing and what
come see you or something?
Shane:
You can do what you want.
I don't want to hold you up when you're doing whatever with some girl
Ilya:
i am dancing
i should not dance now?
Shane:
No go dance!
Whatever you want!
It's fine!!!
Ilya:
yes sure
very fine
i see
shane do what he want with whoever
i do what i want with whoever
is fine
that fine
Shane:
What is happening in this convo wtf.
You have been weird all day and now
is this an argument??
Are we actually arguing about this??
Ilya:
no argument
is fine
Shane:
Ilya. Stop.
I'm sorry.
Idk what I did. Or what you are mad about.
But I'm sorry.
Sent:10:14 PM
Please don't be mad at me.
Ilya:
fucking fuck
shit
why you want to talk Shane
what
Shane:
This feels weird.
Ilya:
i step out of club
Sent:10:20 PM
tell me
Shane:
I don't want to ruin your night.
Ilya:
i can make my own choice
you just tell me
you want me with you right now?
or you want me go back to that club
find girl to dance with forget about these texts?
Shane:
no
fuck
don't
Ilya:
don't what?
Shane:
don't go back in that club
don't go dance with that girl
Ilya:
what you want me do then, Shane?
Shane:
come over
Ilya:
and what
Shane:
talk
Ilya:
talk
Shane:
yes
with me
about the um
the thing
Ilya:
the thing.
Shane:
the um
us thing
the elephant
that
Read:10:33 PM
Shane:
10:40 PM
Ilya?
Ilya:
at apartment
Sent:10:46 PM
stairs now
Shane:
how did you get an uber so fast??
Ilya:
i ran
Shane:
oh
Ilya:
shane
open door
Read: 10:49 PM
Notes:
:D
Chapter 19: Ilya POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
marly and me
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 2:28
Marlow:
ok listen man
I will say this once and then I will leave it alone
we both know you'll do what you want anyway
I think you should let the Hollzy thing go
I get that his fam is helping you so it's complicated or wtvr
and we all thought that maybe...
but it's been weeks of this brother
I think he's just yanking your chain
how many more nights do you really want to dip out on for a guy that's never going to get beyond letting you take him to lunch?
7:28
Ilya:
marly you are good friend
it not what you think
Marlow:
he lives!
Ilya:
yes
need you to sign for me in lecture this morning
Marlow:
smh
of course you do
Ilya:
...
i cannot say why without trust lost
but marly
things you worry about
do not worry
is ok ))))))))
Marlow:
!!!!!
wait for real??
Ilya:
Marlow:
:O
Ilya:
wait
fuck
delete that
Marlow:
bahaha
Ilya:
i meant send meme
delete that
marly
i swear if you not delete that
if we were ever friends
Marlow:
man gives me the best blackmail in the universe then plays the best friend card
smh
Ilya:
please
Marlow:
holy shit he said please
deleted
Ilya:
thank you
you are best again
Marlow:
I assume this conversation never happened?
Ilya:
definitely not
Marlow:
haha
ok nbd
Ilya:
you are most best
Marlow:
I know (Smirking Face)
consider your classes attended
so fuckin happy for you bro
Ilya:
me too
it feel like dream
красоток
онлайн
(Hotties: online)
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 8:01
Ilya:
мне ни в коем случае не следовало тебя слушать (i should have never listened to you)
Svetta:
Почему? Что случилось? (Why? What happened?)
Ilya:
они не планировали снова начинать отношения (they were not getting back together)
они, вероятно, просто говорили о нас (they were just talking about us, probably)
Svetta:
Подождите, это правда? (Wait, truly?)
Он тебе что-нибудь сказал? (Did he say something to you?)
Ilya:
спустя некоторое время, он кое-что сказал (eventually some things)
В основном мы мало разговаривали. (mostly we did not talk very much)
))))))))
Svetta:
Илюшка!!! (Ilyushka!!!)
Не могу поверить. (I can't believe it.)
Ilya:
технически, вы ничему не верите (technically, you believe nothing)
ты ничего не говоришь (you say nothing)
кроме той девушки, которую ты расстраиваешь (except to the girl you are making sad)
скажи ей: «Ты мне очень нравишься, прости, что я такая неуверенная в себе женщина» (say to her "I like you so much, sorry for being such an insecure woman.")
что-то вроде этого (something like that)
Svetta:
Оставь меня в покое. (Leave me alone.)
Я ничего не скажу. (I will say nothing.)
Ilya:
это хорошо для меня и Шейна, но плохо для роуз (that is good for me and Shane but bad for rose)
Svetta:
Если вы понимаете, о чем я! (You know what I mean!)
Я рада, что у вас двоих всё складывается хорошо, но не знаю, как обстоят дела с Роуз. (I'm glad it's working out for you two, but I don't know if it's the same with Rose.)
Мне совершенно непонятно, чего она хочет (She's very unclear about what she wants.)
Я не хочу заставлять её делать то, что её огорчит. (I don't want to push her into something that makes her sad.)
Ilya:
просто спроси её. (just ask her)
Svetta:
Всё не так просто!! (It's not that simple!!)
Вам следует это знать. (You should know this.)
Мне нужен план. (I need a plan.)
Ilya:
удачи тебе с этим. (good luck with that)
он просыпается (he's waking up)
пока (bye)
Svetta:
Вы мне ничем не помогли. ((( (You are no help at all. ((()
Я знал, что это произойдет. (I knew this would happen.)
Хорошо, иди и будь счастлив. (Fine, go be happy.)
Я могу запаниковать в одиночку. (I can stress on my own.)
симпатичная: Pretty
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 10:32
Ilya:
мистер подушка: mr. pillow, do you want me stay or go get breakfast
no i will not ask out loud
because you need to rest sore voice
this called helping
i model good behavior
then i guess i will just go to class
no breakfast or snuggles for утята: ducklings who hurt their voice
Shane:
you are ridiculous
:(
Ilya:
that better
Shane:
I hate you
Ilya:
liar
answer question
Shane:
...
idk how to ask for both?
Ilya:
order in
Shane:
You're so smart.
Ilya:
no you just sleepy still
Ilya:
Вы сказали: You said: just order what you want
симпатичная: Pretty
Ilya:
i will still have to get up to go to the door, мистер осьминог: mr. octopus
Shane:
30 mins from now problem
Ilya:
such a long wait
Shane:
I know
How ever will we pass the time?
Ilya:
i am sure we think of something
Прочитано (Read) 11:08
3 Day Since Ilya Last Left Chat
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 11:37
Wyatt Hayes:
optional skate days are so weird
Nick Chouinard:
go
I always do
Hayden Pike:
Okay hockey nerd
Some of us have classes to pass
Nick Chouinard:
ok schoolwork nerd
Hayden Pike:
(Neutral Face)
Tommy Andersson:
normally, I would go, but I want to turn in my midterm essay early
Nick Chouinard:
weirdo behavior
Tommy Andersson:
it's called 'I want a week off,' loser
Nick Chouinard:
no you're the loser
Tommy Andersson:
u
Nick Chouinard:
no u
Tommy Andersson:
it you
Hayden Pike:
This chat devolves on the daily
Nick Chouinard:
I think it u
Tommy Andersson:
ummmm actually it you
Cliff Marlow:
@haydenpike it's a lonely road
Nick Chouinard:
@tommyandersson uno. reverse.
loser. is. you.
Hayden muted Tommy Andersson.
Hayden muted Nick Chouinard.
Hayden Pike:
Sin bin for the both of you
Cliff Marlow:
finally, peace
Wyatt Hayes:
so is no one coming with me today?
I don't want to be stuck with only upperclassmen
Evan Dykstra:
I'll come
nothing better to do
Cliff Marlow:
what a wild reason to go
Evan Dykstra:
it's kind of my life ethic
JJ Boiziau:
I'll go too
might be a bit late, but I'll get there
Ilya Rozanov:
Shane and i are busy
Evan Dykstra:
why is it that you two always answer for each other
Ilya Rozanov:
he busy eating mcmuffin
JJ Boiziau:
i respect it
Wyatt Hayes:
so no Roz time today? (
Ilya Rozanov:
sadly no
we have meeting with advertisement agent
Hayden Pike:
I thought you said that was tomorrow
Ilya Rozanov:
did i?
you must remember it wrong
Hayden Pike:
I would swear I'm right though?
I'll find the text.
Ilya Rozanov:
oh
sorry
hard to hear you
going through tunnel
line breaking up
JJ Boiziau:
that doesn't work via text, rozzy
Ilya Rozanov:
ẇ̢̢͍͜õ̡͖̻u̷̩͓̓̀͟l͌́́d̸̡̙̱͐̃͘͞ ̶̶̦̤ͬ́͢y̮̋͢͝o̴̶̵̡͔ͬ̄ṷ̴̫͟͞͝ ̸̃̀͟͝l̮̝̀͜o̷̞̲ͪ́͢͞o̢̩̫͕ͪ̀̀́̀k̷̴̢̩ͪ̌͘ ̴̴̢̡͢ā̮̼́͘͘͠t̷̵͘ ̡̤͘͟͝t̴̸̡̤͋͘h̸̸̴̟͇̓̔a̷̡̼͉͛͜͞t̮̀͟
o̶͓̮͛̀̀o̸̸̳̐͢p̵̺̊͜͠s̵̡̢͔̦̫ͫ̀͟ ̴̢͊͋̀͝ș̶̡̂̓͢͝ó̵͔̗͑͟͝͠r̴̩̟̂̐́̀r̶͈̈́́͜ͅy̷̟̻͗͜͢
ȏ̵̢̺͛̀̀h̡̥̓̀͝͠ ̖͉̟̎̈́̀͘͘͘͠w̷̶̺͕̔̉̀͘͢e̷̵̷̤̹̽͜l̵̢̥̒͑́͜ͅl̺̰̓̀͘͜
Wyatt Hayes:
some days, I really hate that man
Evan Dykstra:
I want to agree so bad
if only he didn't score so much
:(
JJ Boiziau:
smh
(Rose + Thumbs Down)
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 12:14
Rose:
Shane wasn't in class today. Do you know if he's ok?
Ilya:
he is fine, rose
Rose:
Wait. First name?
Are YOU ok?
Ilya:
we are both fine
go away now
Rose:
Hold the PHONE
Does this mean what I think it does???????
Ilya:
it mean nothing
goodbye
Rose:
Ilya:
you are so embarrassing
how you live with yourself like this
Rose:
tell Shane I'M SO PROUD OF HIM
and to answer my texts lol
Ilya:
no
he says thank you
Rose:
hahaha
I'm so glad he finally told you!!
This has been a hard secret to keep from you lol
Ilya:
tell me what?
Rose:
...
Ilya
please tell me you are joking
Ilya:
?
Rose:
симпатичная: Pretty
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 1:18
Shane:
Bye
Прочитано (Read) 1:19
1:40
Shane:
Bye again
Прочитано (Read) 1:41
2:02
Ilya:
Shanechka
if you tell me goodbye one more time
i never leave
Shane:
...
Ilya:
NO
stop
i need to go get change of clothes at least
it like half hour
Shane:
...
Ilya:
i make it twenty
Shane:
ok
I'll stop
Ilya:
please start again in twenty minutes
Shane:
ok haha
2:17
Shane:
omg
i forgot to tell you
Ilya:
?
tell what?
is this rose thing?
Shane:
yeah
um
I'm gay.
Ilya:
Shanechka
моя чудесная тыква: my wonderful squash
мой глупый салат: my silly/stupid salad
I know this
Shane:
no but I didn't say it!
Ilya:
моя любимая квашеная капуста: my favorite sauerkraut
yes you did
is only thing you said, maybe
Shane:
...
really?
Ilya:
i guess i do good job making you forget (Winking Face With Tongue)
Shane:
(Flushed Face)
Notes:
To all of my concurrent readers who I left in limbo yesterday: I'm sorry for stressing you out with a cliffhanger. I forgot eustress and distress are still both... stress. X[
I reread everything so far and went...oh. That's why the comments are on fire lol! Oopsies. 😬
(I hope this healed it a bit haha! xx)
Chapter 20: Shane POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
5 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Wednesday 9:21 AM
JJ Boiziau:
Are we ready boys
Wyatt Hayes:
Nick Chouinard:
Tommy Andersson:
Hayden Pike:
You are all aware this isn't actually vacation, right?
Evan Dykstra:
let's see... almost two weeks on the road
going to NYC AND Tampa AND Miami
how is this not vacation?
Nick Chouinard:
It's vacation.
JJ Boiziau:
Shane Hollander:
We have hockey to play though??
Ilya Rozanov:
and we will crush all
Wyatt Hayes:
It's literally called a game
How is this not clear to you
Game + travel to city/beach = vacation
simple math
Evan Dykstra:
Shane Hollander:
We can agree to disagree.
Wyatt Hayes:
no
I'm right
Hayden Pike:
(Disappointed Face )
Rose And Friends
11:11 AM
Jackie Summers
This chat had better be lighting up all the time while you guys are gone.
Svetlana Vetrova
Yes
Please do not leave us alone with Jackie's insecurities
I cannot take this
Jackie Summers
I'll be fine! :P
Totally fine.
Hayden Pike
I completely believe you baby.
Rose Landry
Can we do watch parties of the games? I like the Sveta and Jackie show
Svetlana Vetrova
This good idea I support
Ilyushka keep the boys out of trouble I will do same for girls
Ilya Rozanov
да
Cliff Marlow
he can do his best, but JJ and I have plans
JJ Boiziau
We will divide and distract
Cliff Marlow
must find the cuties on the beach
Hayden Pike
Isn't this the wrong season for college beach parties?
JJ Boiziau
Fall break is the slightly smaller cousin of spring
Cliff Marlow
whatever it takes, we will find the beach babes
Rose Landry
Could you guys have this convo somewhere else?
Jackie's gonna have a conniption.
Jackie Summers
Nono, I'm fine.
Really.
It's cool. I'm cool.
Hayden Pike
I promise I'm not going anywhere they are, Jacks.
Shane Hollander
Except the rink.
Cliff Marlow
and the hotel
JJ Boiziau
Going out to eat
The bus
Probably an arcade at some point
Hayden Pike
All of you shut up
Jackie Summers
I know that.
I do.
I know that.
Hayden Pike
Do you need me to turn my location on again, baby?
Jackie Summers
Nono I'm fine!
Svetlana Vetrova
Just do it on snap locations
Then it not just for her
We can all see when Jackie need to freak out
Jackie Summers
Oh god
Hayden Pike
Lol ok
Jackie Summers
I'm closing snap now
I trust you completely
...
Please be safe on the road
Look both ways before you cross streets
Watch out for Florida men
JJ Boiziau
Don't they eat people's faces or something?
Cliff Marlow
I think that was only one time
Jackie Summers
(Fearful Face)
No ok. No.
I'm so cool with all of this.
Leaving now.
Bye.
Cliff Marlow
XD
Ilya Rozanov
bye jackie
JJ Boiziau
She's definitely so fine about this mhm
Svetlana Vetrova
I take care of her, do not worry Hayden
Hayden Pike
Thank you Svetlana (Dizzy Face)
5 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Wednesday 12:14 PM
Hayden Pike:
@cliffmarlow where are you
Cliff Marlow:
one min
Shane Hollander:
You literally only have one more minute...
Cliff Marlow:
I've got this, don't worry
12:32 PM
Cliff Marlow:
lol told you
Wyatt Hayes:
Coach acted like you were the entire reason we were late and the bus driver literally wasn't there yet bahaha
Cliff Marlow:
happens every time
Evan Dykstra:
Until the one time it doesn't, and you regret it. (Confounded Face)
Wyatt Hayes:
Voice of experience from the back XD
JJ Boiziau:
how much did that backup uber actually cost you @evandykstra
Evan Dykstra:
I don't want to talk about it (Dizzy Face)
Andrew Becker; Centaurs Captain
Weds 12:48 PM
Becker:
Hey Shane, would you mind swapping room slots? We're having trouble with the senior/rookie ratio.
Shane:
Who am I rooming with?
Becker:
Bood, D, Chewy
Shane:
Is Nick not rooming with Tommy anymore?
Becker:
Shit, I forgot they asked for that.
Hold on
Okay new plan
You, Bood, Marly, Roz
Chewy and Tommy can take the room with St-Simon and Carmichael
Shane:
...you mean you don't trust them with only one upperclassman?
Becker:
...
not if my life depended on it.
Shane:
Fair.
(Heart-Eyes, Elephant Emojis) ilya is best
Weds 12:55 PM
Shane:
Andrew BeckerOkay new plan
You, Bood, Marly, Roz
Ilya:
!!
hold on i need ask important questions
Shane:
?
Ilya:
i have answers
one room for all four with double kings in nyc and tpa(
but!! joining suites in miami
two per room with double queens
Shane:
...
Do you think we can talk Marly into crashing with Bood?
Ilya:
мой картофельный олад: my potato pancake it like you not know me
already done
Shane:
:O
Ilya:
look at моя репачка: my little turnip smiling out the window
excited Shanechka is too good for my eyes
моя любимая брокколи: my favorite broccoli
Shane:
5 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
1:11 PM
Wyatt Hayes:
Okay 20 No-Questions, go.
Ilya Rozanov:
what this
Wyatt Hayes:
Important cultural exchange.
I am thinking of a person, you guess.
Nick Chouinard:
I remember this one!
Mariah Carey
Wyatt Hayes:
No
Tommy Andersson:
how is this a game?
Nick Chouinard:
just wait
Evan Dykstra:
Brad Pitt
Wyatt Hayes:
Warmer.
Hayden Pike:
Carey Grant
Wyatt Hayes:
Colder.
Tommy Andersson:
oh, I see
Mark Twain?
Wyatt Hayes:
Freezing cold.
Evan Dykstra:
iced out, dang
Cliff Marlow:
that guy from the mattress commercials
Nick Chouinard:
I met him once!
Ilya Rozanov:
oh i remember this. he is one with funny crown, yes?
Nick Chouinard:
I forgot you were with us that day lol.
Wyatt Hayes:
Warm-ish.
Evan Dykstra:
You met Dennis McDEALS-AND-STEALS?!?
The legend himself???
Nick Chouinard:
I live a blessed life.
Tommy Andersson:
MVP behavior
Shane Hollander:
Clint Benedict
Ilya Rozanov:
which one?
Cliff Marlow:
Idk Roz, which do you think he means?
NHL legend and pioneer of butterfly style
or gay porn star
Ilya Rozanov:
maybe either
i support both choice
Wyatt Hayes:
Ok fine, which did you mean Hollzy
Shane Hollander:
The hockey one. (Flushed Face)
Ilya Rozanov:
boring
Shane Hollander:
(Face With Stuck-Out Tongue)
Wyatt Hayes:
I guess warmer?
JJ Boiziau:
he guesses?
Evan Dykstra:
wishy-washy
Wyatt Hayes:
Fine! It's warmer! I commit!
Nick Chouinard:
and that's on #growth
Cliff muted Nick Chouinard.
Cliff Marlow:
quick, Shane, another!
Shane Hollander:
Ummm...
Chris Campoli?
The hockey player, not whatever Ilya thinks.
Ilya Rozanov:
you wound me
i have met chris, he good guy
Hayden Pike:
Of course you have
JJ Boiziau:
Who has Roz not met?
Cliff Marlow:
Clint Benedict.
Ilya Rozanov:
which one? )
Tommy Andersson:
:O
Hayden Pike:
Campoli played for Ottawa, right? And NY?
Shane Hollander:
Among others, yes.
Wyatt Hayes:
Much much warmer.
JJ Boiziau:
So hockey person, esoteric, Shane will know
Tommy Andersson:
or maybe Roz knows?
Hayden Pike:
Quick Roz, name everyone you know.
Ilya Rozanov:
...
this take too long
Evan Dykstra:
WAIT
HOLD THE PHONE
I know it
Cliff Marlow:
then say it?
Evan Dykstra:
no
it's more fun this way
Cliff Marlow:
ok, so he doesn't know it
Ilya Rozanov:
oh wait, i see
that is boring person @wyatthayes
why you pick so boring person
Tommy Andersson:
ughhh give us a clue at least
Evan Dykstra:
fine
who does Wyatt know that Roz knows?
Shane Hollander:
Oh.
Cliff Marlow:
ffs.
Tommy Andersson:
???
Hayden Pike:
Wait, you still don't know?
Tommy Andersson:
?no?
Shane, help.
Shane Hollander:
:[
It's Scott Hunter, right?
Wyatt Hayes:
Ding ding ding!!
Ilya Rozanov:
worst person that could be picked
so yawn
Evan Dykstra:
Roz is just mad it wasn't him lol
Ilya Rozanov:
it could be me
i have often met myself
Ottawa Centaurs Unite!
Weds 1:55 PM
Andrew Becker:
Bus wifi got fixed!
Anyone who wants to join, we're group streaming Fast n Furious in ten
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(Heart-Eyes, Elephant Emojis) ilya is best
2:16 PM
Shane:
Stop it!!
They'll notice!!
Ilya:
you really want me stop?
we are in back of bus
relax, мой тостха: my little toast
Shane:
what if someone turns around
Ilya:
they are all movie-brain or asleep
will be ok
i have mission to finish
Shane:
A mission?
Ilya:
there are not-kissed freckles
this serious problem
hold still please
Shane:
someone might hear us!
Ilya:
then be very quiet, мой шмель: my bumblebee
is good practice for miami (Smiling Face With Horns )
Shane:
@-@
you are lucky I like you
Ilya:
yes
this very true
Rose And Friends
2:29 PM
JJ muted Ilya Rozanov.
JJ muted Shane Hollander.
JJ Boiziau
So...
We're just going to pretend we don't notice, right?
Cliff Marlow
yep.
Hayden Pike
Notice what?
JJ Boiziau
Exactly.
Hayden Pike
No, seriously. What?
JJ Boiziau
Oh. Um.
Cliff Marlow
background of the movie. reflection of a cameraman.
Hayden Pike
Wait, really?
Cliff Marlow
I think there's another one coming. keep your eyes peeled.
Hayden Pike
Cool, thanks!
Svetlana muted Hayden Pike.
Svetlana muted Jackie Summers.
Svetlana Vetrova
They already started?
Cliff Marlow
yep.
JJ Boiziau
Is this our new normal?
Cliff Marlow
welcome to the next year of your life
we are now all legally blind until something is said
JJ Boiziau
Cliff Marlow
at least you don't have to room with them
JJ Boiziau
oh god (Face Screaming In Fear)
Svetlana Vetrova
I order earplugs to hotel, Marly.
Good luck.
Cliff Marlow
Notes:
Prompt for the comments (lol)
- Places you think Ilya has met himself: go! 😂---
I am recharged from my weekend off and ready for arc 2! Let the shenanigans begin! :P
Chapter 21: Ilya POV
Chapter Text
Rose And Friends
10:04
Rose Landry
Where are my NYC photos???
I demand to be satisfied.
Cliff Marlow
JJ Boiziau
Hayden Pike
Ilya Rozanov
Rose Landry
I hate all of you.
JJ Boiziau
Shane Hollander
Do these count?
Rose Landry
!!!!
Yes.
A promising beginning.
More please.
And go to a broadway show.
Shane Hollander
You know we have hockey to play, right?
Rose Landry
Yeah, whatever.
I know you have a day off between games, Shane.
Life isn't just hockey.
JJ Boiziau
we've lost her (Weary Face)
Cliff Marlow
smh
Ilya Rozanov
Shane and i have to find largest slice of pizza
sorry rose
make jj and marly do it
JJ Boiziau
ugh
Cliff Marlow
no
Hayden Pike
I'll do it.
Rose Landry
Wait, really???
Hayden Pike
Yeah, Chewy wants to go to a show anyways.
But we don't know anything so it's on you.
Find us tix to smth and we will give you a full review.
Rose Landry
Ilya Rozanov
ok you have made girl happy
hockey talk now
Rose Landry
ew
Shane Hollander
???????????
Hayden Pike
You have stunned him.
Ilya Rozanov
he speechless
so funny
Shane Hollander
You like hockey, I thought?
Rose Landry
Not when I'm in NYC. In NYC I love only theater.
Shane Hollander
??????????????!?!?!
But you're not in New York with us?????
Rose Landry
I am in spirit.
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jjboiziau it's our town now
⤷ madmarlow damn right!
svettaisbetta Good first half. Hard to watch third period, but good job Shane.
ilyarozanov81 tell them i am coming for them. they know what they did.
October 16
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svettaisbetta You ok now?
⤷ hollander24 Got some ice, should be. :)
jjboiziau does that mean you were cleared to play??
⤷ hollander24 I have to wait until tomorrow, but odds are good. :D
reecesmyth44 glad to know you're good, man.
⤷ ilyarozanov81 next time maybe trip someone else. just some thought for you and that big hockey brain (Angry Face)
⤷ hollander24 It happens to us all. No worries. (Ignore him.)
October 16
моя милашка: My cutie
ЧТВ: Thursday (abbr.) 16:16
Ilya:
how is knee?
Shane:
Only moderately fucked.
Looks like you get 1st line back for a few games, though.
Ilya:
not the way i want to win it
Shane:
I'll steal it back again, never fear.
Ilya:
:[
you go back to hotel, i bring dinner
Shane:
Poke bowl, maybe?
Ilya:
salmon?
Shane:
Yes please!
Ilya:
done
Shane:
<3
marly and me
ЧТВ: Thursday (abbr.) 17:22
Cliff:
You going out with us tonight?
Ilya:
нет: no, staying with Shane "i am fine ilya, just go ilya" Hollander, king of lies
also bood say wait up. he want to come with
Cliff:
tell him we're in the lobby
...
don't do anything to fuck up Hollzy's knee worse
Ilya:
you think i am slow in head?
Cliff:
I think you will not be using your brain very much tonight :|
prop it with pillows at least or smth
and leave your phone on ring
I'll call when we're on the way up
Ilya:
You are good friend, Marly
Cliff:
to be clear
the favor I am doing tonight
it will be returned
I will find a hookup in NY so help me god
Ilya:
xD
ok champ
we go out tomorrow make it happen
Cliff:
красоток
онлайн
Hotties: online
ЧТВ: Thursday (abbr.) 18:45
Svetta:
Это было серьёзное столкновение.: That was a bad collision
С нашим мальчиком всё в порядке?: Is our boy ok?
Ilya:
у него проблемы с головой: he has problems with his head
Svetta:
???
У него сотрясение мозга?: Does he have a concussion?
Ilya:
ещё хуже: even worse
я сказал "давай посмотрим фильм": i say let's watch movie
он выбирает «властелина колец»: he picks the lord of the rings
да, хорошо: ok fine
он хочет посмотреть фильм: he wants to watch the movie
Svetta:
Ну и что?: So what?
Ilya:
нет, ОН ХОЧЕТ ПОСМОТРЕТЬ фильм: no HE WANTS TO WATCH the movie
он хочет сесть рядом: he wants to sit next to me
и посмотреть фильм: and watch the movie
не отрывая глаз от экрана, молча: eyes on the screen, in silence
Svetta:
XD
Ilya:
не смейтесь над моей болью: don't laugh at my pain
Svetta:
Не волнуйтесь, после первого будет всего два.: Don't worry, there's only two more after the first one.
Ilya:
есть ли продолжения?????: there are sequels????
Svetta:
Прости, Ильюшка.: Sorry, Ilyushka
Хочешь, я ему СМС напишу?: Do you want me to text him?
Ilya:
да спаси меня Света: yes save me Sveta
Svetta:
Знаешь, я бы так и сделал.: You know, I would.
Но потом я вспомнила, как вы мне помогли с моей проблемой с Розой.: But then I remembered how helpful you were with my Rose problem.
Возможно, я пропущу этот матч.: Maybe I will sit this one out. ("miss this match")
Ilya:
:O
Svetta:
>)
Ilya:
я никогда не прощу тебе этого: I will never forgive you for this
Svetta:
Делайте, как я.: Do as I do.
Прощайте, но никогда не забывайте.: Forgive, but never forget.
Ilya:
это война: this is war
Svetta:
Shane Hollander
10:12
since I promised
@roseyposey29
updates today:
pizza mission, begin
(I think he is lost)
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
a broken family
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 10:22
Cargo (beep beep):
And it was on this day I learned they cuddle.
D-Man:
Who, Rozzy?
Cargo (beep beep):
No lol the babies.
St-Simon Says:
bahaha
D-Man:
Unexpected and yet somehow expected.
I thought you got switched with Roz and Marly, though?
In the Bood:
nah, I'm the one rooming with Roz, not Cargo.
D-Man:
Oh hah sorry Roz
Didn't mean to accuse you of being a snuggle bug (Pensive Face)
Rozzle Dazzle:
you should know better
i am russian. i would never.
how dare you
In the Bood:
yeah
ok
uh huh
D-Man:
(Eyes)
Cargo (beep beep):
What aren't you telling us, Bood?
In the Bood:
no thank you
I value my life
Rozzle Dazzle:
this correct choice
Cargo (beep beep):
Booooo :(
St-Simon Says:
ok, weirdos
anyone up for hitting the town today?
In the Bood:
I'm down
D-Man:
hell yeah!
St-Simon Says:
... Cargo? Roz?
Cargo (beep beep):
I'm standing right next to you, dude.
St-Simon Says:
it's different in chat. it's official
D-Man:
yeah, make it facebook official Cargo.
prove your love
Cargo (beep beep):
Smh
St-Simon Says:
:{
Cargo (beep beep):
yes. I am in.
St-Simon Says:
Thank you. Roz?
Rozzle Dazzle:
oh sorry
already out
we meet tonight?
In the Bood:
figures
Cargo (beep beep):
why figures?
In the Bood:
He's like a thief in the night.
and he's codependent.
Rozzle Dazzle:
incorrect
shut up
In the Bood:
Yep, sorry.
Cargo (beep beep):
Booooood. What are you not telling us? (Tired Face)
I hate secrets.
In the Bood:
Don't worry about it.
D-Man:
#justrozzythings
Shane Hollander
15:28
sorry @roseyposey29
got distracted
Pizza count: 4 slices so far.
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Ottawa Centaurs Unite!
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 16:14
Andrew Becker:
Okay, listen. I know we were supposed to do an afternoon check-in, but even coach is too far to make it back in time. Just please be back by curfew, and enjoy the day.
And don't get arrested.
@tommyandersson @nickchouinard @ilyarozanov that means YOU.
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Shane Hollander
17:45
I'm bad at this.
It was a good day.
Pizza count: so much.
I am made of pizza.
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Rose Landry
17:55
@ilyarozanov81
this is all your fault
You are ruining my virtual
NYC trip. Go away.
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Ilya Rozanov
19:05
@roseyposey29
go cry about it.
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
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heyitshayden Why will you two never let me join. (Loudly Crying Face) I missed pizza????
⤷ ilyarozanov81 i am not cruel. we go again tomorrow.
jjboiziau Stop making me hungry.
⤷ ilyarozanov81 save your hungry for tomorrow
hollander24 We are NOT eating pizza on a game day.
⤷ ilyarozanov81 um, Shane. i think you are wrong. in fact, i know so.
⤷ hollander24 @~@
October 17
Notes:
I am dodging and weaving the AO3 curse like nobody's business. Mostly, it's been taking naps instead of writing because chronic pain is dumb. But then yesterday I was almost struck by lighting, and that's not even a joke. 😳
It was like one house away. And I was holding metal at the time. :OApparently, the fates are telling me, "you live another week: update your fanfic." So here we are.
Sorry to the writing gods! I'll update again tomorrow too!!!
Chapter 22: Shane POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
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Life from the bus: a personal look from the road with the Ottawa Centaurs
If you didn't know about Ottawa's hockey team before, you definitely do these days... that or you need to leave the dorm more often!
Everywhere you go, the faces of our newly-formed superstars stare back: from the banners on the campus quad, to a whole host of advertisements at the local dives featuring the faces of our favorite team (and word on the street is they won't just be "local" adverts for long).
For the players, this culture shock has been huge - especially for senior captain Andrew Becker, who has seen the team go from barely-alive to threatening even the best of the college league.
"It's actually crazy," he tells me after the last home game, sweat still pouring down his neck; "these are kinds of days I had to tell myself weren't for me, and now we're living them! I'm holding on with both hands."
Outside of Ottawa, though, there's a different storm brewing. While our campus fans print out photos of baby-faced cuties like Nick Chouinard and Hayden Pike for the dorm bulletin boards (or brave campus with an "I <3 Hollander" shirt), to the other campus communities the Centaurs are a four-footed threat.
Nothing will ever sound quite like the New York stadium in those final moments of the second win this weekend, as the NY crowd reckoned with that last-minute overtime goal off of Ilya Rozanov's stick. They were distraught. They were a little feral with it. The boos were a volume unheard of before.
My soft-hearted sports enthusiasts should never fear, however: our team loves it. I mean really loves it. They're taking on the villain role with little encouragement needed, and it's fueling their wins. At the very least, it's fueling Ilya Rozanov, whose former reputation as an in-your-face character is proving to be the act he plays here too... or maybe it's just a personality trait. His team seems to think so.
"He's just an a******," says Shane Hollander, "Rozzy's" more mild-mannered counterpart and a rival for the position of star center (where Rozanov is fire, Hollander is all ice - more on that next week); "he's always going to be an a******, but he's one of the best players out there probably, so I have to let that go."
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Whether pageantry or personality - whatever Rozanov is rocking, it's working. He's loud everywhere: mocking his opponents, and dramatically praising teammates (from the wings, I've heard the words "I love you" more than maybe any event before - and that includes my middle-school sleepovers). That kind of positivity and competitive edge is the right mix for these guys. The team has gelled like nothing else, and this month's road games are beginning to prove that it's more than a moment - this group has staying power.
"I was worried, initially," says Becker, "I didn't know what was going to become of the team after (the seniors) left. But it's clear we've got a good situation going right now, so I think we've got a shot this season and for a few more to come. If the guys here now aren't scouted, I guess. But if Roz stays, I can see him being captain next, or Hollander, honestly. It's a toss up. Sometimes it feels like I'm not even here anymore, I don't know man (sic). But I don't care who does what because if we're winning, we're winning. We're getting something right."
He's not wrong. WOW are we winning!
Soon, I'll be able to share more about individual players and bring you exclusive windows into their personalities, superstitions, and travel routines! But for now, the guys are headed for Florida, and it's time to face the heat (and maybe ice out some competition). It's a season that's shaping up to be once-in-a-lifetime, and for reasons that can only be explained through a very supportive language arts administration, you (and I!!!) will be right along with them. Go Centaurs go! And thanks Professor Nelson!
Hayden Pike; Best Friend A; Centaurs
Sun 6:10 PM
Hayden:
Life from the bus: a personal look from the road with the Ottawa Centaurs
Lol nice.
Shane:
Oh no.
Mom
Sun 7:28 PM
Mom:
Life from the bus: a personal look from the road with the Ottawa Centaurs
Shane:
Sorry, Mom.
Mom:
I already contacted the journalism department, they're censoring it.
Shane:
Ok, thank you.
I hope she doesn't get in trouble.
I didn't think she'd use that part.
Mom:
She has to learn what she can and can't print, Shane.
Shane:
Yeah, but she's nice! Idk I just wasn't thinking.
Mom:
That is clear.
You should apologize to Ilya.
Shane:
I should what?
Mom:
I raised you better than this, Shane.
We do not call our friends assholes.
Shane:
Mom!! (Flushed Face)
It's not like that.
I promise he's not mad.
Mom:
Shane Hollander.
You will apologize.
Now.
Shane:
Yes, Mom.
He's going to laugh at me for this.
Mom:
Then he laughs.
I don't care.
Shane:
Fine.
(Heart-Eyes, Elephant Emojis) ilya is best
Sun 7:45 PM
Shane:
Hi.
I have been told I have to apologize.
Ilya:
what you do this time
Shane:
This time?? I don't do anything!
Ilya:
yes ok
?
Shane:
:[
Life from the bus: a personal look from the road with the Ottawa Centaurs
Ilya:
xD
this?
what you apologizing for in this?
Shane:
I'm sorry for calling you an asshole. Apparently.
Ilya:
so sincere Shane
Shane:
If it made you sad I didn't mean it, ok?
Ilya:
hahaha
who is make you do this
i cannot see i am cry so hard laughing
is this mama yuna make you do this
Shane:
:(((
Yes.
Ilya:
ahahahahas
so funny
mama yuna making her son say sorry for flirt at me
this too good
come here where are you
Shane:
In the gym
Ilya:
i am in pool locker no one is here come
Shane:
Why?
Ilya:
my Shanechka need to make up to me i guess
come apologize for flirt at me silly
kiss it better
xD
Shane:
I hate you.
Ilya:
now you have to kiss that better too
so many apology for Shane today
Shane:
Shut up.
Ilya:
no
come here
Shane:
Okay okay.
Give me five.
Ilya:
hurry hurry
you have many apologies to do (Smiling Face With Horns)
Shane:
Smh.
Svetlana Vetrova
Mon 9:21 AM
Svetlana:
What is wrong with your friend?
Shane:
Um, what?
Hey Svetlana.
What's wrong with Rose? Did something happen?
Svetlana:
So annoying.
Hello Shane, how are you Shane, blah blah blah.
I have problem.
Fix please.
She is so weird this week.
Shane:
(Face With Stuck-Out Tongue) Lol
How is she weird?
Svetlana:
She keep inviting me to things.
And spending time.
And smiling.
Shane:
Is that not normal Rose?
Svetlana:
Yes.
Is very normal Rose.
Is too normal.
Something is wrong.
Shane:
._.
I mean.
That's how she always is with me, so idk what you're seeing that's different.
Svetlana:
She has always been different to me, though? You not notice this?
She is so aloof. It is nice.
Treats everyone so sweet and then all shy and stiff with me. Very cute.
But now she is nice and makes eye contact???
Shane:
Maybe she's warming up to you?
You know after the... everything between you two?
How much do you know I know lol?
Svetlana:
Probably we both know too much about one another.
We talking to very social people, you and I.
Shane:
...
Yep.
Svetlana:
I tell no one.
You do not need to stress out, ok?
Shane:
Okay.
Svetlana:
Ilyushka is good about it. Probably more stress than you, you know. Because Russia.
Shane:
Yeah. That's fair.
Svetlana:
But I do not care about you two. I care about ME.
And Rose. Who is weird.
Help.
Ilya is useless with this.
You are maybe normal enough to have an idea.
Shane:
Rose seems to be having trouble figuring herself out when it comes to you.
Maybe just meet her where she's at right now?
If she's acting extra friendly maybe just... accept it?
Svetlana:
Accept? Really?
Shane:
In the short term.
If she's just opening up to you, then it just means she's working things out. Which is good for you, I think? Probably?
And if she's trying to get a reaction out of you, she'll get mad pretty quickly and then you'll get ranted at and know what's wrong.
She's a fundamentally impatient person.
Svetlana:
xD
Shane Hollander you are now my second favorite.
Ilyushka is demoted.
Tell him so if you like.
You are far more helpful.
Shane:
He's more fun. I promise I won't last at the top.
Svetlana:
Heh.
This is so very true.
But there is hope for your fun-ness, at least.
Let him rub off on you, will help.
Shane:
Ew.
Svetlana:
Is that not how that phrase goes? xD
Shane:
Oh um. No it's just.
Context I guess is different.
Or maybe I have a dirty mind (Dizzy Face)
Svetlana:
Ah so his rubbing off is helping.
Nice.
I approve this.
Carry on.
Shane:
X[
Goodbye Svetlana.
I'm not talking to you now.
Svetlana:
Talk to you next time Shane.
We do this again soon.
Shane:
Oh no.
Svetlana:
(Smiling Face With Horn)
(Heart-Eyes, Elephant Emojis) ilya is best
Mon 9:47 AM
Ilya:
do you want play mario game with us
marly stole wyatt's switch-thing
Shane:
Ok lol.
Why are you texting me this?
Ilya:
you seem busy in texting world i speak your language
beep boop earth to Shane
Shane:
Lol shut up.
Your friend needed advice.
Ilya:
yes she think my advice of 'just ask girl out' is lame
my friend is dumb
do not text this dumb girl
stop and play game with smart friends and me
no dumbs allowed
(((
Shane:
Are you mad at me for texting Svetlana? (Laugh Squint Face)
Ilya:
no no, of course not
just like i am sure you would not be mad if i text rose today too
(
Shane:
Nice try, Ilya.
Ilya:
((
Shane:
That would be great.
Ilya:
((((((((
Shane:
You know I would think that was great. :P
Ilya:
Shane
you are
no fun
so annoying
i want to squeeze you and there are people
is so rude
why are you this way
i hate you
Shane:
No, you don't.
Ilya:
(
come sit next to me please
Shane:
Okay.
10:11 AM
Ilya:
so rude.
Shane:
:P
10 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Monday 11:07 AM
Nick Chouinard:
so
um
can someone explain the girl
JJ Boiziau:
?
Hayden Pike:
Girl?
Shane Hollander:
Is there something to explain?
Nick Chouinard:
WHY is there a GIRL on the bus????
Ilya Rozanov:
do you not have eyes
Shane Hollander:
Do you not use your eyes?
JJ Boiziau:
oh no, they're starting the duo act
Cliff Marlow:
it's beginning
JJ Boiziau:
it's like Bert and Ernie
Tommy Andersson:
what?
JJ Boiziau:
I'll explain later
Hayden Pike:
They are not Bert and Ernie.
Wyatt Hayes:
No actually, the comparison is pretty on point
Hayden Pike:
It so is not.
Nick Chouinard:
OKAY BUT YOU GUYS SHUT UP
BECAUSE WHY
IS
GIRL
ON
BUS
?????
Evan Dykstra:
this isn't a treehouse, we can't just ban women, Nick
Nick Chouinard:
But who IS she??
Wyatt Hayes:
She's the reporter chick.
um
Sarah, right?
Ilya Rozanov:
selena
Wyatt Hayes:
thanks Roz.
Ilya Rozanov:
да
Tommy Andersson:
the reporter?
Wyatt Hayes:
The school news one, you know?
She's doing like a drive-along series about us, I think?
Shane Hollander:
She only had midterm papers, so her professors are giving her the week off to come with. Flew in this weekend.
I think the journalism department is covering her expenses. And we're covering transport, obviously.
Ilya Rozanov:
she getting honors credit for it
Nick Chouinard:
how do you both always know so much?
Ilya Rozanov:
it called talking. you can try it sometime maybe
Shane Hollander:
And using your EYES.
Nick Chouinard:
Oh shut up.
Wyatt Hayes:
Wait, so she's going by herself?
Is that like... safe, idk?
JJ Boiziau:
wtf bro
Evan Dykstra:
you got plans we need to hear about?
Ilya Rozanov:
i will break both your arms do not even try it @wyatthayes
Wyatt Hayes:
Christ, guys. That's not what I meant.
I mean, fair reaction. But yeeeesh.
Shane Hollander:
There's another classmate with her doing the photography.
I forgot her name, though.
Ilya Rozanov:
gen
Shane Hollander:
Thank you.
Ilya Rozanov:
да
Shane Hollander:
They're rooming with the doctor and that nice nutritionist lady I think?
Ilya Rozanov:
carol stoneworth
Hayden Pike:
Why does Roz have a steel trap in his brain for names.
Ilya Rozanov:
i remember no other word well it balance out
verbs are forget about it
Cliff Marlow:
don't get him started on adverbs
Ilya Rozanov:
what the fuck is an adverb
Hayden Pike:
You'll quickly get the hang of it.
Evan Dykstra:
happily
Wyatt Hayes:
promptly
JJ Boiziau:
broodingly
Ilya Rozanov:
?
whatever is happen here
stop please
Cliff Marlow:
angrily
Wyatt Hayes:
sadly
JJ Boiziau:
undoubtedly
Ilya Rozanov:
stop-it-right-now-ly
Wyatt Hayes:
he has the spirit
Nick Chouinard:
wait, Selena? the Selena who wrote that last article on us?
Shane Hollander:
Yes, the one with a title about traveling with us. Where she writes about travelling with us.
Ilya Rozanov:
Shane so sass today
Hayden Pike:
His true personality shines through.
Ilya Rozanov:
he like flower in sun
Shane Hollander:
Shut it.
:P
Ilya Rozanov:
))
Nick Chouinard:
Oh.
Cliff Marlow:
oh, what?
Nick Chouinard:
It's that girl.
JJ Boiziau:
?
Wyatt Hayes:
Nick Chouinard:
Nvm.
Cliff Marlow:
what, you not like that article or something?
Nick Chouinard:
No, no. It's nbd.
Tommy Andersson:
you guys should see his face rn
it's like six colors
Cliff Marlow:
what, she say something about you?
Evan Dykstra:
hold on I'll look
Nick Chouinard:
No!
Just leave it.
Cliff Marlow:
what did she say brother xD
Evan Dykstra:
ahahahahahah
Wyatt Hayes:
what
Hayden Pike:
What??
Evan Dykstra:
She called him
and I quote
Nick Chouinard:
stop it!!
Evan Dykstra:
a "baby-faced cutie"
Cliff Marlow:
(Smiling Face With Open Mouth And Tightly-Closed Eyes)
Wyatt Hayes:
(Face With Tears Of Joy)
Tommy Andersson:
(Smiling Face With Open Mouth And Smiling Eyes)
Ilya Rozanov:
Nick Chouinard:
leave me ALONE
Cliff Marlow:
awww is the baby so sad
Hayden Pike:
Bahaha
Nick Chouinard:
She called you the same thing @haydenpike (Pouting Face)
Hayden Pike:
Yeah, but I have a girl who disagrees so why do I care lol
Nick Chouinard:
ughhhh
Ilya Rozanov:
do not worry chewy someday you will have man face
buy all the cigarettes you want
until then we will help
Nick Chouinard:
:(
Shane Hollander:
No, don't do that!
Smoking is bad for your health. And teeth.
Hayden Pike:
It's especially hard on children's teeth.
Ilya Rozanov:
i did not think of this
you are too right
no cigarettes for you
Cliff Marlow:
we really should limit his sweets too
Nick Chouinard:
I.
Hate.
All.
Of.
You.
Evan Dykstra:
looks like it's time for his nap
Nick Chouinard:
Rose And Friends
1:08 PM
JJ Boiziau
4:45 PM
Cliff Marlow
6:17 PM
Hayden Pike
Rose Landry
This is the worst tour ever.
Ilya Rozanov
sorry rose
next time you come with
we go to best spots in every town
Shane Hollander
Yes, take her instead.
If I ever see another slice of pizza I will throw up so hard.
Hayden Pike
Poor lactose-intolerant Shane XD
Shane Hollander
I'm not lactose intolerant! He just eats insane amounts of food!
Ilya Rozanov
yes, is struggle, honestly
and this is me maintain my weight
you will not like to see me in bulking month
Cliff Marlow
it's honestly nauseating
and I grew up thinking I was bad
Hayden Pike
So more like Poor Roz. :(
Rose Landry
I mean, I would love to eat unlimited breadsticks, honestly.
Ilya Rozanov
at first this fair point
but no
you really would not
i am in carb load hell
i consume more protein than i want to think about
i wish no one deal with this
Shane Hollander
I wish you'd let me make you more protein shakes. They really help.
Ilya Rozanov
Shanechka with all my heart
your protein shakes
they are so vile
it is not you. is the protein fault.
Shane Hollander
You get used to it! And they solve the struggle a bit.
Ilya Rozanov
i already drink the ones you bring me in mornings
please do not make me have another
so gross :[
Shane Hollander
You're impossible.
Ilya Rozanov
and you are very nice
even when your niceness tastes like powdered hell and spinach
Cliff Marlow
lol
9:22 PM
Jackie Summers
so.
@haydenpike
Life from the bus: a personal look from the road with the Ottawa Centaurs
Apparently there is a girl on the bus?
And no one thought to tell me?
Hayden Pike
Fuck.
So.
Listen, baby.
Jackie Summers
Jackie Removed Hayden Pike from the group
Cliff Marlow
that went well
The Many Things Right With Shane Hollander
Mon 9:22 PM
Hayden Pike:
Jean-Jacques Boiziau
I know this is your fault.
I don't know how.
But I know this is your fault.
And when I find out.
JJ Boiziau:
what a weird way to wake up from a nap
Ilya Rozanov:
jj i think you are more menace than me
Shane Hollander:
Oh, definitely.
JJ Boiziau:
what can I say, man
you can't just have talent
art takes effort
(Smiling Face With Sunglasses )
Notes:
I am slowly getting the hang of satire articles. We are not nearly there yet, but we are improving. 😂
(The read more is slightly less awful this time.)
My only goal writing lately is just to make myself laugh. It's working. :P
Chapter 23: Ilya POV
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Rose And Friends
СРД: Wednesday (abbr.) 11:16
Cliff Marlow
made it
Rose Saved in Chat
Hayden Pike
Genuinely thank god
Cliff Marlow
I'm so ready to relax
JJ Boiziau
No fr gonna hit the beach so hard
Hayden Pike
Maybe the gym too. I need to runnnn.
JJ Boiziau
Do some laps it'll solve it
Shane Hollander
Only 3 1/2 more hours...
JJ Boiziau
ughhhhhh
Cliff Marlow
ffs
Rose Landry
You guys completely stir crazy by now? (Smiling Face With Open Mouth And Cold Sweat)
Hayden Pike
I was stir crazy yesterday (Skull)
today I am disassociating
12 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
СРД: Wednesday (abbr.) 14:39
Nick Chouinard:
wait, the hotel's by the beach????
JJ Boiziau:
Coach loves us I guess
Ilya Rozanov:
will mean early wakeup and bus to rink
set alarm now
Wyatt Hayes:
Noted
Shane Hollander:
There aren't really any good hotels near the rink anyways.
Hayden Pike:
Don't dismiss it.
We're on the water.
We're literally across a bridge. In a different town.
Coach doensn't just love us.
he's in love, with us.
Ilya Rozanov:
i should buy him flowers maybe
JJ Boiziau:
Get him a mai tai
Ilya Rozanov:
he get his own of those
Evan Dykstra:
Oh yeah, I forgot Roz is joining the Hollzy goody-two-shoes train
Ilya Rozanov:
it illegal here, dipshit
you want to fuck up professional career on own, fine
i have other plan
Hayden Pike:
No one enforces it in FL, relax Roz.
Ilya Rozanov:
they do not until they do
my country has arrest their athletes for things legal in usa
i do not trust they will not do it back if there is chance to
what is that word @shanehollander
Shane Hollander:
retaliation?
Ilya Rozanov:
да probably
thank you
Shane Hollander:
Yeah.
Evan Dykstra:
well that's a buzz kill
Ilya Rozanov:
will not kill buzz long for you, i think
Evan Dykstra:
fair XD
Tommy Andersson:
let the beach wash away your worries (Water Wave)
Cliff Marlow:
I have a feeling Roz isn't super bummed to be sober this trip
Ilya Rozanov:
no marly
i have big plans)
this still best vacation yet
Shane Hollander:
(Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )
Cliff Marlow:
gross, dude
Hayden Pike:
?
Tommy Andersson:
huh?
Nick Chouinard:
I hate best friends bc they always talk in circles around the rest of us
Tommy Andersson:
let us into your world (Crying Face)
Ilya Rozanov:
no
Cliff Marlow:
no
Shane Hollander:
no
Nick Chouinard:
Hollander too??
Hayden Pike:
Wtf Shane!
JJ Boiziau:
no
Hayden Pike:
JJ???
Tommy Andersson:
et tu, Brute?
JJ Boiziau:
Gen Tremblay (Camera)
СРД: Wednesday (abbr.) 15:13
Ilya:
you girls want to come with us to beach today?
Gen:
Nah, me and Sel are headed to downtown Tampa. We have tickets at the theater.
Ilya:
nice
go early do some walking
scout if there are good places to eat
Gen:
You know it. (Thumbs Up)
Thanks for the invite btw.
You've been very cool despite Sel's general... vibe.
Ilya:
yes, she like very small very frightened rabbit
nose twitching even
Gen:
Hahah yeah.
I would love to say she calms down but.
I don't want to lie to you...
Ilya:
you are very relax so it is fine
you balance each other out i think
Gen:
It's the power of friendship!
I'm too boring, she has too much energy... we're far less annoying as a team! XD
Ilya:
you know i was thinking selena remind me of someone i know
but now i think actually selena is more like me
i will be thinking on this for a while
Gen:
Hahah oh no!
You really don't seem like 'too much,' Ilya!
You seem chill. :)
Ilya:
maybe right now i do not seem too much
but i promise you
am not the boring one
Gen:
XD
Glad you found your "balancing people"
Ilya:
me too
))
12 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
СРД: Wednesday (abbr.) 15:28
Cliff Marlow:
meet at the main entry in 15
JJ Boiziau:
Ilya Rozanov:
Shane and i are late
Hayden Pike:
?
he's with me waiting for the elevator right now?
Ilya Rozanov:
yes he forgot something when he go to meet you
tell him his unpacking is backwards
need to fix
will take twenty minutes
i will help him do not worry
Cliff Marlow:
you're actually so ridiculous
Ilya Rozanov:
shut up marly
and jj
do not start
JJ Boiziau:
I didn't even say anything!
Ilya Rozanov:
i can feel the shape of your eyes through the screen
go away mind business
JJ Boiziau:
ffs
Shane Hollander:
wtf
моя милашка: My cutie
СРД: Wednesday (abbr.) 15:36
Shane:
Why am I actually going back to the room?
Ilya:
i have remembered i am fun one
Shane:
Huh?
Ilya:
everyone is busy with beach
come back
my tongue need to be down your throat right now
it been too many hours
Shane:
(Flushed Face)
Where the fuck did you learn that phrase omg.
Why are you like this?
Ilya:
are you come or not
Shane:
...
Ilya:
i can sweeten deal if you like
no one will notice if you have trouble walking on sand
just saying
Shane:
Ilya omg
Ilya:
well?
Shane:
...
coming
Ilya:
yes exactly
that plan
Rose And Friends
16:11
Rose Landry
@everyone
proof of life please
Hayden Pike
Wait, why do you need proof of life, Rose?
Rose Landry
bc Jackie is being too petty to ask for it.
Cliff Marlow
she left chat when we added Hayden again
how does this help
Rose Landry
She'll pester me about it do you know nothing
JJ Boiziau
smh
Tap To View (Unamused Face)tell her he's alive
Hayden Pike
Tap To View tell her we're all alive
Cliff Marlow
Tap To View tell her it's aliiiiive
Rose Landry
Lol!
Hayden Pike
Ok hold on.
I'll spam.
Open these when you're with her
Tap To View Hello to definitely-
not-my-girlfriend!
Tap To View We are keeping the
babies
out of trouble
don't worry.
Tap To View We're all glad to
get out and moooove.
I still need a run, tho.
Tap To View The water is cold
but it feels so nice.
Miss you. <3
Rose Landry
(Thumbs Up)
16:42
Rose Landry
Omg don't get your phone wet!!
Hayden Pike
Lol.
JJ Boiziau
Idk why you get to ask us all for pictures and yet we get none
Rose Landry
Bc you're doing interesting things and we're doing lame ones!
JJ Boiziau
just seems unfair
Svetlana Vetrova
Why you want photos of girl JJ are you a creep
Are my boys friends with a creep
JJ Boiziau
oh ffs
Rose Landry
Lol Sveta I doubt that's what he means
Cliff Marlow
I wouldn't be so sure, Rose
Svetlana Vetrova
(Angry Imp Emoji)
Cliff Marlow
I however, have pure intentions when I ask you for selfies
(Angel Emoji)
Svetlana Vetrova
Marly I will fight you
Cliff Marlow
try
just try
you won't
Hayden Pike
Rose Landry
you're both so silly lol
here
Tap To View :)
Cliff Marlow
(Smiling Face With Heart-Shaped Eyes)
JJ Boiziau
omg it worked
Svetlana Vetrova
Why you do this Roses??
Rose Landry
you're here too, aren't you?
Svetlana Vetrova
:\
Rose Landry
I want my vacation pics
They are my vending machine
I will do what must be done
Svetlana Vetrova
That it
I am taking your phone
Rose Landry
I'm across campus haha :P
Svetlana Vetrova
I can fix this
is not problem
JJ Boiziau
girl run
Rose Landry
(Runner with wind)
Hayden Pike
lol don't worry Svetlana
they don't see her as a real girl anyways
Rose Landry
(Pouting Face + Anger Burst)
Cliff Marlow
uh oh
Svetlana Vetrova
oh no
JJ Boiziau
Bro why would you say it like that
Rose Landry
Hayden Pike.
You are so dead.
Hayden Pike
What?
JJ Boiziau
Lol
Rose Landry
I was going to hold Jackie back for you.
But no more.
Cliff Marlow
bahaha
Hayden Pike
What????
Cliff Marlow
how are you so bad with girls lol
JJ Boiziau
He had no sisters
Cliff Marlow
ah
Hayden Pike
Why is this a big deal??
Cliff Marlow
just say she's like a sister or something lol
don't subtract her gender ffs
JJ Boiziau
That's like going "I don't see you as a person, I see you as my friend" bahaha
Hayden Pike
I meannnn
Rose Landry
HAYDEN
JJ Boiziau
dude stop
Cliff Marlow
at this point I'm about to mute you man XD
JJ Boiziau
you've already dug the grave, bro
just lie down at this point
Hayden Pike
17:11
Hayden Pike
Tap To View I race the winner.
Cliff Marlow
Tap To View it's like another world
Rose Landry
are shane and ilya even there with you lol
Cliff Marlow
make them explain themselves i want no part in it
Ilya Rozanov
we are here
Tap To View :D
Shane Hollander
Tap To View (Smiling Face)
Rose Landry
bahaha
both exactly as expected
Ilya + Hollander Fam Group Chat
СРД: Wednesday (abbr.) 18:22
Yuna Hollander:
Are you all having fun?
Shane Hollander:
Hey, Mom! Yeah!
It's actually warm here!
Ilya Rozanov:
it so weird to not need over-shirt
Shane Hollander:
No one else is on the beach though lol
We are probably every joke about Canadians rn
Ilya Rozanov:
does this mean i am honorable Canadian?
Shane Hollander:
*honorary
Ilya Rozanov:
yes that
Yuna Hollander:
You're close enough, kiddo!
Have you guys mapquested the photo studio for Friday?
Shane Hollander:
Yep! Only like a 20 min uber.
Ilya Rozanov:
what is a map quest?
Shane Hollander:
She means like apple or google maps.
Ilya Rozanov:
ah
Yuna Hollander:
Oh no. I'm showing my age, aren't I?
Shane Hollander:
What? No! Of course not mom! (Smiling Face With Cold Sweat )
Ilya Rozanov:
you are same beautiful age you were years ago
is this your son or your brother?
Yuna Hollander:
It's not working Ilya, but thank you for trying. (Laughing Face)
Ilya Rozanov:
ok ok i stop
but in serious, you had Shane very early, yes?
just after college, he says?
you are not old yet, i am just new to the terms here
Yuna Hollander:
David and I met in college, yes, but we actually waited quite a bit before we had Shane. I was ooph - what. 30? 32?
We wanted to have our careers steady first. :)
Ilya Rozanov:
what???
no
you are lying
why are you lying to me?
it ok you can tell me truth
Yuna Hollander:
Ahaha aww thank you honey.
That's very nice of you, but I promise you don't have to.
Shane Hollander:
I think he's serious, Mom.
Ilya Rozanov:
there is no WAY that you are a fifty years old
i cannot believe this
this is no way
how????
Yuna Hollander:
I'm blushing.
Ilya Rozanov:
with whose baby skin did you snatch
is it genetic??
is it secret serum?
witchcraft??
Shane Hollander:
Don't call my mother a witch haha
Ilya Rozanov:
is this what you will be like, Shane?
will we all get old while you stay young?
am i get accused of stealing from cradle for standing next to you?
Yuna Hollander:
I don't think that's quite the phrase here, honey.
Shane Hollander:
No, I know what he means, Mom.
Lol.
Calm down, Ilyushka.
I will age.
We all do!
Ilya Rozanov:
:O
Yuna Hollander:
Well I'm going to feel better about myself now, thank you boys.
Shane Hollander:
Haha you're so welcome, Mom.
Yuna Hollander:
You two go have fun now.
Don't forget to find me some shells!
Shane Hollander:
Will do!
Love you.
Yuna Hollander:
(Two Hearts )
красоток
онлайн
Hotties: online
СРД (Wednesday (abbr.)) 18:40
Ilya:
он назвал меня илюшка (he called me ilyushka)
Svetta:
?
Это новость? (Is this news?)
Ilya:
ОН НАЗВАЛ МЕНЯ ИЛЮШКА (HE CALLED ME ILYUSHKA)
Svetta:
Ну и что? (So?)
Я тебя так постоянно называю, тупица. (I call you that all the time, stupid.)
Ilya:
он меня не спрашивал, он просто сказал это!!! (he didn't ask me he just said it!!!)
возможно, он научился этому у тебя. (maybe he picked it up from you)
светлана!!!! (svetlana!!!!)
он назвал меня илюшка!!!! (he called me ilyushka!!!!)
Svetta:
Ты ему нравишься, глупышка. (He likes you, dummy.)
Ilya:
:O
:O
:O
Svetta:
Я с нетерпением жду того момента, когда тебе это надоест, и ты снова сможешь вести себя нормально. (I am looking forward to when this is all boring to you, and you can be normal again.)
Ilya:
невозможно (impossible)
я навсегда изменился (i am forever changed)
Svetta:
:|
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Notes:
Major thank you to mackerel_cheese for this phenomenally helpful text-hover tutorial with which I was able to finally recreate Azdaema's Snapchat Skin Tap-To-View snaps in a way that lets them stay a while!
(Thank you for helping my tired, confused brain. I had given this up as an impossible dream, and it was actually quite simple with your method!)
Also thank you RaccoonDoom for Work Skin for Computer Pop-ups, Command Prompt, Bluescreen, etc Very useful! Very fun!
A bonus for those who are now left wanting more...
I had the idea of maybe sharing some small fan-folk who could use some love. What do you think?
Think About the Questions...
by metafiction
is another cute html texting fic rated T+
(it's supposed to be like a companion texting fic in universe, and follows major plot points)
Lightweight and fun! :)Shane & Ilya || Hot Tea
by tecc (Youtube Link)
is a smutty, sweet video fan edit. (Maybe don't open in public haha)
Good music, makes me smile, rivals that one edit everyone talks about in hotness imo.
Please go give it love and some comments, maybe! (then I can too once it would be even slightly anonymous lol. tecc has like one comment atm and it breaks my heart 😑)Tell no one I sent you. 👀 Just go be the sweetie pies you are! <3
Chapter 24: Shane POV
Notes:
He is always a bit of a problem. And a big focus in this chapter.
Sexism. Sex talk. Crassness. Etc. This is fic has always been tagged M. You have been warned.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
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On Campus > Sports News
Hockey, Hanes, and Heart-To-Hearts: a long walk on the beach with Cliff Marlow
Holding this year's record for most assists to goal, Marlow knows he's on fire: but is the heat too much to handle?
I've been told numerous times to be careful around Cliff Marlow. In the last few days, he's received endless ribbing from teammates and coaches alike, warning me off the Centaurs' most notorious player... and I don't mean on the ice! Some tell it like a joke, but others are far more serious. The point stays the same; romantics be on guard! This forward might have good chirps and better hands, but he's only in love with one thing: the rink.
"I go on the off-season," he admits, "I go do some laps on our days off. There's no point getting out of bed if I'm not heading out to the ice. I guess I'm going to have to coach after this because I don't know what I'd do without it. It's that feeling, you know? The air hits you and you just know. This is where I'm meant to be."
It's a love affair that's paid off. Marlow's got a long history of steady seasons and heavy trophies. But the big ones continue to elude him. His junior world's team resulted in runner-up medals twice, and his NHL dreams were put on the back burner when the timing fell through.
"I just had s*** luck," he says, staring out over the Florida coastline on his off-day, sand up to his shins, "Got mono right when I should have been gearing up to try out. Worst three months of my life, if I'm honest. Got dumped, got sick, got way too ****ing good at Smash Bros. Nothing better to do. I felt like I was chewing on my own paw."
What he didn't know at the time was that one delay would change everything for him - personally and professionally.
"I played one more junior worlds," he says, "only nineteen-year-old on my team, actually. And of course we placed second again to rub some salt in the wound. [he pauses to laugh] But I met Roz that year, and man it was like - oh - oh, finally. Here's someone who's actually as nuts about this game as I am. Here's someone who gets it."
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The two began to message each other incessantly - first about the sport, and then about anything, everything. Marlow had made a friend. From his perspective, maybe one of the most important of his life.
"This sounds dumb," he says with a laugh, "but I was in a real s*** place in my life. I'd put all my eggs in the NHL basket and it was like - what do I do now? Just wait a year? I was waiting tables, spinning my wheels. Bored out of my mind.
"Then I met Roz and it's like - three weeks later, I'm accepted into university - like, more than one, it was so ****ing wild. He just kept calling me - god, those ****ing phone bills, I do not miss that. Just saying, 'get out of the house, man,' 'are you on the ice today?,' are you meeting people?,' that kind of stuff. So I got out of my own head, and back where I belonged. And then he needed a change too and we ended up on the same team; it's the best thing I've ever experienced. I'm so unbelievably lucky right now.
"And he just keeps telling me - it's not too late, or anything like that. I'm 20. It's not over. The dream's not dead, it's just starting. And like... even if I'd made it and everything worked out on the first try, I think I'd still be terrified of the end date, you know? We can't play like this forever. But he keeps reminding me that if you're just loving what you're doing, who you're doing it with - that doesn't end until you do. You just take it wherever you go next."
For Marlow, loving what he's doing means intensity - but it also means play.
"I work hard," he admits, "maybe too hard, sometimes. I'm bad at holding myself back from things, probably. I'm like... it's on or it's off. But then when it's time to quit, I just want to kick back. The guys won't shut up about it, obviously but... yeah. I like clubbing, I like girls. That side of life is fun. I did the 'good boyfriend' shit, and it was not for me. And at the time, when it ended, I was real cut up about it. But I was letting too much of what some chick said to me get to my head, you know? Or like... sorry, I'm not trying to say it like that. She wasn't some chick. But she also was. She was one voice in this world, with some very ****ed perceptions of me. And you know? I got better friends, I started going out more and like... boy was she wrong about me. Turns out I'm actually pretty good with women most of the time."
He turns his thousand-watt-smile my way and... yeah. There's a reason the campus rep is what it is. I don't blame any of you girls. In that moment, I very much got it. Still do, on reflection.
"So tell all your readers hi for me," he says [with a wink], "tell the guys I'll do my d****dest to get us into the playoffs and beyond. Tell the girls... hmmm. I'm not the love of their lives. They're certainly not mine. But I like shitty beer, boxer-briefs, and... I don't know [he looks around us]... long walks on the beach, I guess! And I'll probably be out clubbing most weekends. So if they want to come say hi, I'm happy to say hi back."
Marlow doesn't have a reputation for being the smartest Centaur, or the fastest. He's not acing his classes, or on the face of every goal. But he's in the background of most of them, and he's one of the big reasons our team is doing as well as they are. As heartthrobs go, he probably isn't the dream all the campus cuties are looking for. But you know what? I'll say it. What we knew from the ice remains true now.
The man's good for a chirp. And he's good with his hands.
11 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Thursday 12:08 PM
Tommy Andersson:
wtf marlow
Cliff Marlow:
what
Tommy Andersson:
Link: Hockey, Hanes, and
Heart-To-Hearts...
Cliff Marlow:
ok
what
Tommy Andersson:
did you sleep with her or something
Cliff Marlow:
?
no
I was gone like a half an hour
that's insulting man
Ilya Rozanov:
could be compliment
maybe he think it take you like ten minutes to score
Cliff Marlow:
still only leaves 20 to fuck
Ilya Rozanov:
ah
this where real insult lies
Cliff Marlow:
now he gets it
Hayden Pike:
Are you saying it takes you more than 20 minutes to get a girl off?
skill issue
Cliff Marlow:
are you saying I would bother to only get a girl to cum once?
skill issue
Hayden Pike:
:|
Cliff Marlow:
if you need pointers @haydenpike I'm here to help
or if your girl's down with it I'm happy to provide a demonstration (Face With Tongue And Winking Eye)
Hayden Pike:
Ew, dude
Ilya Rozanov:
hah
pike in cuck chair. i would pay to watch that
Cliff Marlow:
would that make you double cucked? or does it multiply?
Ilya Rozanov:
this is good question i will email calculus prof
Shane Hollander:
Jesus Christ don't do that Ilya.
Evan Dykstra:
we are so far off topic
Ilya Rozanov:
yes go back before hayden insult marly manhood
i sense a kettle boiling in this background
it is whistling
Wyatt Hayes:
Tommy Andersson:
so you didn't do anything with her
Cliff Marlow:
i mean
define "do"
Tommy Andersson:
?????
what the hell marly???
Cliff Marlow:
what?
the clothes remained on.
does this soothe your puritan soul?
Tommy Andersson:
what the heck man
why would you do that??
Cliff Marlow:
i did barely anything!
and why would it matter if I did?!
Tommy Andersson:
it goes against bro code!!!
Cliff Marlow:
what
Tommy Andersson:
you don't do that!!
Cliff Marlow:
?!?!
I have no words
Tommy Andersson:
you should! they should be apology words!!
Cliff Marlow:
to WHO??
Tommy Andersson:
to Nick!!
Cliff Marlow:
what does Chewy have to do with this??
Tommy Andersson:
EVERYTHING!
Wyatt Hayes:
I am with Marly here what why
Cliff Marlow:
she's not dating him???
Ilya Rozanov:
they do not even like each other it seems
Tommy Andersson:
SHE INSULTED HIM!!
you don't sleep with your friends' enemies!!
Evan Dykstra:
Okay so "enemy" is a kind of an insane overstatement
Nick Chouinard:
I appreciate the thought but yeah
enemy is not
I mean she just said
yeah
and it's no big deal!!!!
Tommy Andersson:
SEE?? HE'S A MESS!
How could you do this to him??
Cliff Marlow:
okay buddy
Evan Dykstra:
I think the pressure of the season is getting to Andersson
Hayden Pike:
He's an alternate. The pressure of sitting on a bench?
Evan Dykstra:
Okay, midterms then.
Tommy Andersson:
(Angry Face)
Nick Chouinard:
I'm fine @tommyandersson. It's fine.
Marly can sleep with some girl who doesn't think I'm attractive
he probably does that all the time tbh
Cliff Marlow:
yeah, I really only care if they find me attractive
sorry, Nick (Laughing Face)
Nick Chouinard:
it's cool, man
Cliff Marlow:
but I didn't fuck her
so we're clear here
no sexy times occurred
you can cool it, weirdo
Tommy Andersson:
:{
Evan Dykstra:
what, she not do it for you?
too blonde, too smiley, too much pink?
Wyatt Hayes:
you're literally describing his last three hookups
Cliff Marlow:
too short
Evan Dykstra:
wait, really?
Cliff Marlow:
not optimal
Ilya Rozanov:
not this again
marly you are so stupid
Cliff Marlow:
I'm allowed to have a preference!
Ilya Rozanov:
not about this.
get a chair get some steps figure it out
you are so lazy
Nick Chouinard:
what's not optimal about short women?
Cliff Marlow:
not the right height for anything (Persevering Face)
either I'm straining my neck or she's straining hers
Wyatt Hayes:
christ, marly
Ilya Rozanov:
see? he is lazy degenerate
what the point of being sex positive and so uncreative
i raised you better than this
Cliff Marlow:
I'm older than you!!
Ilya Rozanov:
not in this(
Evan Dykstra:
good god
Wyatt Hayes:
sometimes you do not understand why people are friends until you discover why people are friends
Shane Hollander:
Yep.
Rose And Friends
12:46 PM
Ilya Rozanov
Shane you wound me
back me up with this
Shane Hollander
Why are we doing this in every chat lol
Ilya Rozanov
i do not want babies to hurt delicate ears
Svetlana Vetrova
Oh but girls are fine to be foul around I see
Ilya Rozanov
you are more sex freak than even me sveta do not lie
actually you can help this is nonsense
Svetlana Vetrova
What is going on, then?
Ilya Rozanov
marly is dumb and uncreative which is bad sex
Shane Hollander
Oh leave him alone, Ilya.
He's allowed to not sleep with someone, even if it's a dumb reason.
Cliff Marlow
it's not dumb!
Ilya Rozanov
it is dumb if it is based on being lazy in sex
lazy sex is bad sex
we all know this. sveta know this
Shane, you know this too. you just being stubborn
or ммм
i see problem
you not know this because you have never had bad sex
i will explain
Ilya is typing...
Shane Hollander
Nono it's cool
I know what bad sex is lol
Ilya Rozanov
:O
what
Hayden Pike
Lol Shane
You haven't had sex though?
Svetlana Vetrova
Oh yes he has
Hayden Pike
no he hasn't he would have told me
Shane Hollander
...
Hayden Pike
???????
dude!!!
when??????
Svetlana Vetrova
I wish I could see your face right now Ilyushka
It ok we can come back from this
Shane Hollander
Um
That keg party last summer.
Hayden Pike
Wait you and that girl with the orange hat???
Shane Hollander
Mm
Hayden Pike
Why didn't you tell me???
Shane Hollander
For the reason listed above lol.
She's mutuals with Jackie I didn't want to make it weird
Hayden Pike
Aww shit man sorry
That blows
It'll get better, you've just gotta put yourself out there
Shane Hollander
Oh no um
Yeah it did
No worries haha
Ilya Rozanov
Svetlana Vetrova
See, what I tell you?
Hayden Pike
!!!!
no way!!!
that's great, man
Ilya Rozanov
Shanechka
you мешающая лазанья: meddling lasagna
Shane Hollander
meddling lasagna?
that makes no sense
Ilya Rozanov
i said what i said
i am jaw on floor with you right now
Hayden Pike
at least I wasn't the only one in the dark lol
Ilya Rozanov
watch your back Hollander you will regret this day
Shane Hollander
I really don't think I will tbh
:)
Ilya Rozanov
Cliff Marlow
smh
(Heart-Eyes, Elephant Emojis) ilya is best
Thurs 1:19 PM
Ilya:
why you rile me up like this before game
what is happening today
Shane:
Giving you a taste of your own medicine. :P
Ilya:
i will give you taste right back
see how you like it
Shane:
After the game.
Ilya:
for fuck sake
Shane:
Go win us some goals.
Then we'll see.
Ilya:
what, i need to win your attention now?
Shane:
No, you have my attention.
Everything else is hmm...
Negotiable.
Ilya:
negotiable
uh huh
Shane:
With a hat trick, maybe.
Ilya:
with a hat trick.
ok.
i see.
hold on please.
Shane:
?
Read:1:34 PM
Those That Know, Know
1:38 PM
JJ Added Cliff Marlow, Svetlana Vetrova,
Rose Landry, Ilya Rozanov,
Shane Hollander to the group
JJ Boiziau:
Who am I missing
Cliff Added Zane Boodram to the group
Zane Boodram:
hello all
what is this
JJ Changed the Chat Name to
Those That Get It, Get It
Cliff Changed the Chat Name to
bros who are hoes
JJ Changed the Chat Name to
Someone Please Tell Hayden
JJ Changed the Chat Name to
Please God
JJ Changed the Chat Name to
I Am LOSING MY MIND
Cliff Changed the Chat Name to
JJ's last brain cell
Ilya Rozanov
what
Shane Hollander
???
JJ Muted Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander
JJ Boiziau:
this is an intervention
do not speak just listen
Rose Landry
oooh i love an intervention
what are we intervening in?
JJ Muted Rose Landry
JJ Boiziau:
you too
shh
Cliff Marlow
XD
JJ Boiziau:
:(
Cliff Marlow
sorry
carry on
JJ Boiziau:
Shane
Ilya
we love you
Svetlana Vetrova
*tolerate
JJ Boiziau:
ok we tolerate you (affectionately)
the only fuck we give is that you are happy
Svetlana Vetrova
we also would like to be happy
JJ Muted Svetlana Vetrova
JJ Boiziau:
THE POINT IS
it's cool that you want to make out without being completely out
that's cool and fine
we are ok with it not being a big thing
we are ok with you being happy
but it is very confusing who is supposed to know and not know
when you keep it a secret from any of the best friends
Zane Boodram:
I'm honored
JJ Muted Zane Boodram
JJ Boiziau:
please
you keep telling people
people keep finding out
the chat will grow bigger by the day
it's becoming the worst kept secret
I know there is an order to these things
but dear god please TELL HAYDEN
HE'S OUR BEST FRIEND, SHANE
I AM LOSING MY MIND
JJ Unmuted Shane Hollander
JJ Boiziau:
you may speak
Shane Hollander
...
Wow.
So okay um.
I am planning on telling him.
After Miami
JJ Boiziau:
for fucking fucks sake
Shane Hollander
He's in the middle of it with Jackie!
JJ Boiziau:
HE'S NEVER NOT!
Cliff Marlow
man makes a point
Shane Hollander
I just don't want to have him freak and it impact our chance at playoffs, ok?
Please JJ.
For hockey.
JJ Boiziau:
:(
fine
you're isolating me from my peer group though
I hope you know that
Cliff Marlow
wow, JJ. wow.
I see how much our friendship means to you
JJ Boiziau:
Shut up, Marly
Cliff Marlow
all those late night conversations :((
all those games of pool
I see how it is
JJ Boiziau:
Oh for the love of
you're a good friend too ok???
Cliff Marlow
nono I see how it is
I remain alone and forgotten
JJ Unmuted Ilya Rozanov
Cliff Marlow
no wait don't do that
Ilya Rozanov
marly
maybe we need to talk
Cliff Marlow left the group
JJ Boiziau:
alone again :(
Shane Hollander
XD
Okay, now unmute everyone else.
JJ Boiziau:
no
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hockeyhoney57 Hat tick Hat trick Hat trick!!!!!
emmiebunni Roz with the hat trick at the start of 2nd!! (Flushed Face) How is he so on fire lately???
October 23
(Heart-Eyes, Elephant Emojis) ilya is best
6:08 PM
Ilya:
ok all done
Shane:
Wow
Ilya:
good wow?
Shane:
Wow like hurry the fuck up wow
We can shower at the hotel
Ilya:
fuck yes
11 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
6:42 PM
Shane Hollander:
hey @tommyandersson @wyatthayes @nickchouinard Ilya and I are napping for a bit please be quiet if possible.
Ilya Rozanov:
yes no tvs no radio no stupid tiktoks to laugh at
Shane has headache i will give you big headache in return
Nick Chouinard:
(Thumbs Up)
Ilya Rozanov:
no that still too much noise
@nickchouinard
shut up
Nick Chouinard:
ffs
Cliff Marlow:
@tommyandersson @wyatthayes @nickchouinard just come to the beach with the rest of us
leave the borings in peace
Ilya Rozanov:
yes leave us alone please
go away you all breathe too loudly
Nick Chouinard:
so stupid
bye losers
hope your naps reset Shane's head and your personality
Shane Hollander:
Thank you!
Nick Chouinard:
:/
Cliff Marlow; Centaurs
Sun 6:10 PM
Cliff:
you're not subtle
and I hate you. both.
Shane:
You're going out tonight with the guys, right?
Text me when and I'll convince him to go walk the beach for an hour + leave the room free.
Moonlight strolls are a classic vacation vibe, you know?
Cliff:
okay I like you again
mostly
Shane:
...
same
Notes:
That half hour back to the hotel must have been hell. 😂
Fun thing for those who are into fun things! Those on mobile can flip their devices sideways and the article image changes format! :O It also looks different on desktop! I feel like a super-mouse hehe!
Mouse has an in-universe scheduling nightmare (crashout)...
Savvy readers will note they played two games against NYC, but are only playing one each for Tampa and Miami. There are like six reasons this makes no sense. I fucked up. I am trying to mash college hockey schedule to NHL schedule bc in real life college hockey is weekends, and you only play close to home (so this nightmare can't happen). But I wanted to keep the canon rotations. So... nothing makes sense. Lol!
Thought about editing all of yesterday's shenanigans to happen on Tuesday, but then realized I still wouldn't have time for four games, driving back, and midterms week before Halloween. Me and Jackie staring at the calendar going ok but how tf does Hayden do all this. 😵
So um. This league is a three-heat-per-team league now (two games and a tiebreaker). Both FL games were tie-breaking games. 🥴 This is the second most AU part of the AU lol. I will leave you to guess the first.
(It's so funny how you guys are like "they put so much thought into this!" And I go "what are they talking about?? I just write as I go!" And then I stare at my hand-drawn highlighted calendar going "but I have no plot plan really, I'm just following the story beats! And the schedule! 🐭🧀 Oh, NonnyMouse. Lol.)
Chapter 25: Ilya POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
12 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 11:07
Wyatt Hayes:
Can someone please explain why Shane looks like such a grandpa in every photo from this trip
Cliff Marlow:
Evan Dykstra:
oml
JJ Boiziau:
that's too much
Cliff Marlow:
the filter really adds that special something
Ilya Rozanov:
he is best grandpa i know
was very nice how he wanted to play bridge after breakfast
Shane Hollander:
Ok first of all it wasn't bridge.
I didn't know it was a crime to want to hang out with my friends.
Ilya Rozanov:
i know мое картофельное пюре: my mashed potato
you very sweet
but we can do these things in canada too, yes?
Shane Hollander:
Yeah I guess.
But it's better with a sea breeze!
Playing cards on vacation just hits different.
Wyatt Hayes:
vacation confirmed?
even Hollzy agrees???
Hayden Pike:
Shut up, man.
Tommy Andersson:
speaking of vacation
anyone want to hit up the shops here before we have to get on the bus again?
Nick Chouinard:
hell yeah
Cliff Marlow:
I'm down
Evan Dykstra:
nah, I'm gonna hit the beach for a bit
I want to start and end the day on either side of the FL coast
Hayden Pike:
I support this cause. I'll join you
Ilya Rozanov:
we have another hour of photos here then I can be free
send pin and i get uber to you tommy
Tommy Andersson:
sounds good (Thumbs Up)
Wyatt Hayes:
damn, I need to give up all dreams of being Yuna's favorite if it means sacrificing vacation days for brand deals (Tired Face)
I could never
Evan Dykstra:
fr what a sad time
Hayden Pike:
Wait is Roz her new favorite
oh no
He's her favorite isn't he
JJ Boiziau:
rip
Cliff Marlow:
sorry Pike
the good times are over
Ilya Rozanov:
you did not propose when you had chance
do not blame new bride for your past failings
Wyatt Hayes:
XD XD XD
Hayden Pike:
lol who are you the bride of in this metaphor
Yuna or Hollzy
Ilya Rozanov:
what a stupid question
JJ Boiziau:
(Disappointed Face )
Cliff Marlow:
XD
Rose And Friends
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 12:12
Ilya Rozanov
tommy is not respond to text
pin please
Cliff Marlow
(Pushpin) St. John's Pass, Block B, 12901 Gulf Blvd...
JJ Boiziau
(Pushpin) St. John's Pass, Block A, 12901 Gulf Blvd...
Hayden Pike
(Pushpin) Madeira Beach, 14400 Gulf Blvd...
Svetlana Vetrova
(Pushpin) St. Germain Park, 86 Templeton St...
Rose Landry
(Pushpin) University Tavern, 196 Somerset St...
Ilya Rozanov
:|
Svetlana Vetrova
we give all the options
Cliff Marlow
Tap To View The shops never end
I don't actually know
where I am
JJ Boiziau
Tap To View getting ice creams
for the babies
Cliff Marlow
Tap To View damn, girl
Hayden Pike
Tap To View peace from you
fuckers at last
Rose Landry
Tap To View not jealous of you all
really and truly
Svetlana Vetrova
Tap To View 
Hayden Pike
No caption?
Svetlana Vetrova
none needed
Ilya Rozanov
прекрати флиртовать с ней у нас на глазах: stop flirting with her in front of us
Svetlana Vetrova
нет <3: no
красоток
онлайн
(Hotties: online)
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 12:32
Ilya:
хотите получить что-нибудь? (do you want anything?)
Svetta:
ммммм
У них есть какие-нибудь украшения? (Do they have any jewelry?)
Ilya:
подождите минуту (wait a minute)
Svetta:
Ты ужасно фотографируешь. (You take such bad photos.)
Ближе, Илья (Closer, Ilya)
Ilya:
фу, ладно (ugh fine)
Svetta:
ммммм
Браслет на щиколотку из ракушек посередине (middle shell anklet)
Верхнее фото, первая карусель (Top photo, first carousel)
два, пожалуйста (two please)
Ilya:
конечно она хочет двоих (of course she wants two)
я куплю третий, чтобы хайден подарил его своей девушке (i'll get a third for hayden to give his girl)
нам не нужно, чтобы она устраивала истерики в чате (we don't need a tantrum in chat )
Svetta:
купите ей другой цвет (get her a different color)
Ilya:
тебе повезло что я тебя терплю (you are lucky i tolerate you)
Svetta:
Да, да. (Yes, yes.)
Спасибо. (Thank you.)
Ilya:
ммм
как вы думаете, что понравится юне? (what do you think yuna would like?)
Svetta:
Почему ты спрашиваешь меня, чего бы хотела мама Шейна? (Why are you asking me what Shane's mom would like?)
Спросите Шейна! (Ask Shane!)
Ilya:
откуда Шейну это знать? (why would Shane know?)
ах, я совсем забыла, что он настоящий король моды в своих спортивных штанах и футболках (ah, i forgot he is a real king of fashion in his sweatpants and t-shirts)
бесполезная женщина, зачем я вообще с тобой дружу? (useless woman, why am i friends with you?)
Svetta:
ору (lol [literally: "I howl"])
мм
Может быть, тебе стоит купить ей один из браслетов из ракушек? (Maybe buy her one of the shell bracelets?)
Или попробуйте найти просто кулон-подвеску и попросите упаковать его в одну из тех коробочек из ракушек, которые продаются. (Or try finding a simple pendant and ask them to package it in one of those shell boxes they sell.)
чуть менее безвкусный (slightly less tacky)
Ilya:
ты хочешь сказать, что браслеты на лодыжки, которые я тебе покупаю, безвкусные? (are you saying the anklets i'm buying you are tacky?)
Svetta:
Разве не половина удовольствия — быть безвкусным на пляже? (Isn't it half the fun to be tacky on the beach?)
Ilya:
я смирюсь с этим раздражением (you were helpful today)
сегодня вы были полезны (i will accept this annoyance)
Svetta:
Yuna Hollander
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 14:48
Yuna:
How did the shoot go?
Ilya:
ok
Shane get so stiff when they tell him smile
i had to keep getting him shake it off
but raws look good
they should send you edit this week
Yuna:
I can send you the links for approval when they do!
Ilya:
i trust you
some of the together poses may be bit much but we see
his solo ones are too hot though
i do not want mama yuna blocking her eyes every time she pass a billboard with her son on it
unsafe driving
Yuna:
(Laughing Face)
You are too funny, kiddo.
I will keep my delicate eyes in mind
Ilya:
why you let him pose without shirt is beyond me
trying to cause accidents
ah hold on boarding bus
Yuna:
No problem!
You kids headed to Miami already?
Ilya:
yes coach want to beat rush hour
they say this highway is very boring we have big plans to nap
i am caught between marly who want to stay up and enjoy all the miami night life and Shanechka who want to see sun rise on the beach
either way i need nap
Yuna:
You know which my vote would be!
Ilya:
sadly yes
my favorite boring family :/
Yuna:
Haha!
Just make good choices, kiddo.
Be mindful of your health for midterms.
Should we anticipate a crash the other side of this?
Ilya:
ah
i hope not
but maybe
probably
Yuna:
Shane has a hard time after bye weeks too, it's normal to need to recuperate, honey.
Come up to the house once you kids are done with exams and whatever Halloween partying you've got planned.
Just eating and light workouts and sitting by the lake, no thinking required.
Have a weekend reset. Or even just commute from here for a couple of days if that helps.
Ilya:
i do not know what i did to deserve this but i am very grateful to you
for everything
Yuna:
One of the hardest lessons I've learned in this life is that we cannot do anything that makes us more or less deserving of love.
Over time, we just meet people who are capable of loving and supporting us, and we embrace it or we don't.
Those who lack the ability to love us well aren't doing so because of some inherent quality in us. It's not that simple.
There is nothing you can do or be to make you worthy of love, Ilya, because it's not about "worth."
It's just a gift we get to keep and share.
It took me a long time to get there, though. I hope it's a bit faster for you.
Ilya:
<3
моя милашка: My cutie
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 15:09
Shane:
Ilya are you ok?
Ilya:
you mother is so preaching shane how do you stand it
Shane:
Are you crying?!
Ilya:
shut up
Shane:
Baby.
hey
oh gosh
I'm going to go get you a water and a blanket hold on
marly and me
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 15:14
Cliff:
u good?
Ilya:
да just getting bother by the hollanders
annoy to tears
Cliff:
hah
fucking finally
knew you needed some boring suburban family times in your life
Ilya:
да and also
how dare you
Cliff:
you need to come clubbing too, man!
I'm just saying
balance (Thumbs Up)
Rose And Friends
16:16
JJ Boiziau
Tap To View Big updates for the
virtual vacationers:
Rose Landry
???
JJ Boiziau
Tap To View marly has secured
us a boat
Rose Landry
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Svetlana Vetrova
Nice.
Hayden Pike
Both sides of Florida waters = success!
Ilya Rozanov
Tap To View i tell them we have
a competition
(we boat away now)
Tap To View ok is game on
Cliff Marlow
Tap To View nice
16:43
JJ Boiziau
Tap To View finally got them in
the water
17:01
Hayden Pike
Tap To View found our sunset
wading spot
17:47
JJ Boiziau
Tap To View been a good day
Tap To View it's going to be dark
before we can con
them back to shore
Rose Landry
My heart is full of envy
JJ Boiziau
Tap To View next time we will
sneak you in our
bags, k Rose?
Rose Landry
Please do (Confounded Face)
JJ's last brain cell
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 19:22
Ilya Rozanov
ok i have just remember
Tap To View (Fire, Splash, Eggplant, Peach)
will not be going clubbing tonight
have fun, boys
Cliff Marlow
I get it
JJ Boiziau
ffs
Notes:
Ilya's sex tour of America is a slightly different version than Marly's. But they aren't bffs for nothing... 🙄
More extras for the bored...
The Hayden Pike App...
by shaneyp1e
is another html texting fic rated T
If you've heard of the Jeremy Rener app, it's that. But Hayden. I laughed so hard I cried.
People deeply stressed by Shane x Hayden or jokes about it, not for you maybe? But it's only speculated as a joke. And worth the laugh.you didn't see my valentine.
by abby (Youtube Link)
is a sad, smutty, sweet... everything... video fan edit. (I'm trying to make you feel every feeling today, I guess.)
More popular than the other works I have recommended, but I keep replaying it. I think it is a staple. Maybe you will too.Requisite reminder: Tell no one I sent you. 👀 Just go be lovely to the lovelies! <3
Chapter 26: Shane POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Ilya Rozanov
6:11 AM
will never be wake
enough for this
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Shane Hollander
6:13 AM
Every sunrise is making
my world a little
brighter these days.
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Shane Hollander
6:18 AM
good mornings
(Speech Balloon) | (White Medium Star)
Svetlana Vetrova
7:11 AM
Svetlana Saved in Chat
Svetlana Vetrova
You are such a sap.
Shane Hollander
Very Canadian of you to say that.
Svetlana Vetrova
The Canadian way is grow on me.
Shane Hollander
:)
Remind me to take you and Ilya to a maple barn in March.
I'll show you how little being a sap is a bad thing.
Svetlana Vetrova
Shane Hollander you are so boring how does Ilya stand it.
Shane Hollander
Apparently it's like #3 reason he likes me.
Svetlana Vetrova
What are first two.
Wait. Ew.
They are sex, yes?
Do not tell me. Never mind.
Shane Hollander
:P
Rose And Friends
2:28 PM
Jackie Summers
Hello and welcome to the most sacred of all chats: hockey night chat
I'm your host, Jackie Summers...
..with co-host
(Microphone)
@svetlanavetrova
Svetlana Vetrova
:/
Jackie Summers
Svetlana Vetrova!
There she is lady and gentlemen!
Rose Landry
Only one lady?
Jackie Summers
You're the only other girl left in chat.
Rose Landry
I want to be a guest host again smh :(
Jackie Summers
No!! We need an audience
Rose Landry
boooo
Svetlana Vetrova
But you are such good audience, Roses.
We need these good reactions to know we do good job.
You are pivotal.
Rose Landry
I'm literally next to you guys rn why do I need to react in chat too
Svetlana Vetrova
We need both
Be audience in chat and out loud
laugh
cry
squeak even
you are good at these things
;)
then tell to chat
Hayden Pike
I can't believe you guys are still doing this
Jackie Summers
I can't believe you're distracting yourself from game prep by checking chat @haydenpike
Hayden Pike
I see my gf in the notifs, I must check at once
It's simple math
Jackie Muted Hayden Pike
Jackie Summers
Go away and listen to your music
Now, Sveta. To recap.
Svetlana Vetrova
?
Jackie Summers
Third game vs Miami
We won 1, they won 1
How much does this game matter?
Svetlana Vetrova
ah
well
not so much
Jackie Summers
Wait, really?
Svetlana Vetrova
It does and does not
For school pride, it is good to break tie, but to get to playoff rotation it is not a big thing
Hockey is points that matter before the conference, not wins
Jackie Summers
Okay yes. I did know this
Rose Landry
I completely believe you. But let's pretend I don't for a minute.
Jackie Summers
Yes, Rose doesn't know. Tell her.
Rose Landry
lol
Svetlana Vetrova
Ok so you know that big number on school website that keeps getting better when we win?
Jackie Summers
Yes. I did see that.
Svetlana Vetrova
Yes so that is what matter for playoffs.
It is over halfway through season but we have already many regulation wins
We are slotted to be in top three maybe even if we have very bad season rest of time
But one more point at this game can make us very sure we make it to playoffs
Based on averages and other teams doing badly already
Rose Landry
So we just need to make sure we win in overtime?
Svetlana Vetrova
Not even that much. We can tie up and lose in overtime. It still give one point in college league.
Rose Landry
Oh wow.
Svetlana Vetrova
Yes, so only thing not good to do today is lose in third period.
But even if we do, there will be other opportunity to close the gap.
We are doing very well this year. The coach may even say this game to not stress and be smart.
But on game that is tie-breaking the college pride may say to beat the other school. So we will see which the boys pick.
Rose Landry
College pride for the win!!!
Jackie Summers
But also be smart and don't screw the rest of the season!
Svetlana Vetrova
Angel and devil on shoulder.
Rose Landry
(Smiling Face With Horns)
3:17 PM
Rose Landry
oh wow. I can see which one Ilya is picking.
Jackie Summers
Penalty box is fair.
Don't tell him I said that.
Rose Landry
This is a chat with him in it? I don't know how we enforce that.
Ugh Miami up 1.
Jackie Summers
Not even six minutes in. (Fearful Face) This is rough.
Svetlana Vetrova
Still hours to go, be calm Jackie.
Rose Landry
I don't know how you can watch Hayden fall like that and still find the energy to be mad at him about anything tbh. It's an art.
Svetlana Vetrova
I don't know how you can watch him fall like that and find the energy to be attracted to him
that is bigger mystery
so poor awareness
Jackie Summers
Rose Landry
Ilya's out!!
And already begging for another penalty what is this lol
Svetlana Vetrova
He is riling other team up look at him )))
that is our boy
make them mad
ah, and there they go
Miami penalty now
Jackie Summers
And now Shane's rotating in
And there's the score!
Svetlana Vetrova
It like they planned it before
Jackie Summers
Shane wouldn't go for a strat like that, would he?
Rose Landry
no
Svetlana Vetrova
Maybe not, but Ilya would do it anyway
Jackie Summers
XD true
Tied into the first intermission
Rose Landry
It still weirds me out that hockey calls it intermission like theater
Are they going to add curtain calls next?
Svetlana Vetrova
It because hockey is dignified sport unlike some (Eyes)
Jackie Summers
The pro league literally has people bashing each other's teeth out left and right girl what do you mean dignified
Svetlana Vetrova
Yes and then all shake hands!
Civilized game
not like these other kind with balls
pah no good
Rose Landry
I love your opinions
Svetlana Vetrova
That is because they are right
JJ Boiziau:
I need you girls to know you are becoming famous in the locker room
Shane reads these chats out loud lol
Rose Landry
Wait, really? XD
Svetlana Vetrova
I need to give better advice then
Tell coach listen to me!
Rotate out goalies more, use his alternates!
They are untapped potential!
Defense line is weak and refuse to get stronger
Bag skates for all and until they improve give goalies a breath
They burn out because they do job of three men
JJ???
@jjboiziau
do you hear me
JJ Boiziau:
haha sorry got 2 go now
Svetlana Vetrova
>:[
Rose Landry
You'll get 'em next time, Sveta.
Svetlana Vetrova
I am right
I will tell Ilya this later
I will be heard
Rose Landry
Mhm okay
Svetlana Vetrova
None of your sass, Miss
Jackie Summers
We're back!
Eyes sharp, ladies.
Svetlana Vetrova
Yes, good. This is what I want to see
Find an opening!!
No!! LOOK FIRST!
Rose Landry
Svetlana.exe is rebooting
Good changeover, at least?
Jackie Summers
Yep. And there's the second Miami goal.
Oh wow, this is rough.
Wtf was that? XD
Rose Landry
Pileup: aisle, the goal
of course Ilya is in the sin bin again (Face With Tears Of Joy)
What is this, time five?
Jackie Summers
Only two? three?
Rose Landry
"only" uh huh
Jackie Summers
Watching Svetlana chug an entire IPA to reset was not on my bingo card tonight
Rose Landry
I guess I'm driving us all back now lol
Svetlana Vetrova
I cannot take this sober
It is too difficult
They make every error I tell Ilya about three week ago
it like they mock me to my face
even he
what was that?
why are we hooking at such a dumb time?
there is time for penalty to be worth time cost
this is not that time
Rose Landry
Aaaaand there's another one.
And intermission.
Jackie Summers
3-1 is not how I want this game to be going.
Svetlana Vetrova
@shanehollander tell your team to get it together
Rose Landry
He's not actually the captain, you know that right, Sveta?
Svetlana Vetrova
Yes but he logic in room
Team needs logic tonight
It seem they leave BRAINS ON BEACH
Rose Landry
okay, hun
maybe go take a walk for a min
Svetlana Vetrova
(Angry Face)
Jackie Summers
Oooph, you got "hun"ed. The shame.
Lol I wish the rest of chat could see this.
Never heard Rose speak more Midwest than in this moment.
So polite yet so brutal.
4:42 PM
Svetlana Vetrova
Hello I am return
I am calm
I am cool I am collected
Team, you are doing fine
You can bring it back
If not this game, then next
Jackie Summers
Already writing them off lol.
Svetlana Vetrova
I am curbing expections
Rose Landry
*expectations
Svetlana Vetrova
I will put you in corner I swear Roses
do not test me
Rose Landry
(Smiling Face With Horns)
Svetlana Vetrova
(Pouting Face)
Jackie Summers
Okay no this is good, they're coming in hot.
Svetlana Vetrova
No they need control!
Jackie Summers
But Miami is flagging, look Svetlana!
Give it a chance!
...
dfhgfdjkfd
FOCUS UP.
LOCK IN
Svetlana Vetrova
They are killing me
Jackie Summers
THERE WE GO HAYDEN!! YES!!!!
3 - 2!! We can do this!!!!
4 - 2!! We can't do this!!!
Rose Landry
Still ten on the clock, hold on!!!
Jackie Summers
ohmygod
Svetlana Vetrova
STOP FIGHTING AND PLAY
НЕТ, ИЛЮШКА, СЕЙЧАС НЕ ВРЕМЯ.: NO, ILYUSHKA, NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
ЭТО НИЧЕМ НЕ ПМОЖЕТ.: IT WON'T HELP.
ЧТО ТЫ ДЕЛАЕШЬ?: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Jackie Summers
oh no
Rose Landry
Taking her phone now before she ends all her friendships
Jackie Summers
4 - 3!! oh my god
alone in chat with the weight of the world on my shoulders
wow, what a beautiful play
I mean not helpful, but so clean Shane, really.
Ooooph
so close
come ooooon
I'm going to cry.
Svetlana: tells us this game doesn't matter
Svetlana: winds us up so much that suddenly it does
smh
Wait ohmygod
ohmygodohmygod
Is it in??? Is it in?????
Does it count?????
IT COUNTS
Omg Svetlana is in actual tears
Rose Landry
So are you
Jackie Summers
Shut up Rose don't tell them that
Svetlana Vetrova
Поздравляю, ребята, вы вышли в плей-офф!: Congratulations boys, you made the playoffs!
Jackie Summers
And now we have to deal with overtime.
Rose Landry
It doesn't matter, tbh.
It's all up from here.
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ilyarozanov81 what did i say??
nickchouinard33 is this real life? :D
emmiebunni But we lost? Which is... bad??
⤷ hockeyhoney57 Tell me you're just here for the boys without telling me you're just here for the boys.
⤷ emmiebunni ... is it obvious?
October 25
13 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
Saturday 9:45 PM
Nick Chouinard
okay who told coach it was a good idea to make us drive six hours after the game (Loudly Crying Face)
Evan Dykstra
I just want to sleep in a bed
Wyatt Hayes
Fr
And then we get a 6 AM wakeup after getting in at like almost midnight??
Sadist
Tommy Andersson
driving back all at once is a new kind of hell
Wyatt Hayes
Should've just flown back on my own money like half the seniors lol
Tommy Andersson
At least it lets us stretch out more? :{
Nick Chouinard
except Hollzy and Roz who are practically spooning in the back bahahaha
Wyatt Hayes
Literally out cold the both of them
Evan Dykstra
You're one to talk @nickchouinard
Nick Chouinard
?
huh?
Evan Dykstra
I know things (Eyes)
Nick Chouinard
???
JJ Boiziau
Nick Chouinard
What do you know??
Tommy Andersson
It's more like what did you do??
Evan Dykstra
or rather
what BOTH of you did
Nick Chouinard
IDK!! Tell me!
Tommy Andersson
both??
JJ Boiziau
Lol
Evan Dykstra
I'll keep the blackmail mysterious
But just know
All the seniors know
Nick Chouinard
KNOW WHAT???
Evan Dykstra
Wyatt Hayes
(Laughing Face)
Oh hey
I have a request
Tommy Andersson
?
JJ Boiziau
what's up
Wyatt Hayes
can one of you please start a long term relationship with the photographer?
Evan Dykstra
the photographer?
Wyatt Hayes
Gen.
Tommy Andersson
lol why?
Wyatt Hayes
Girl has mad talent.
We need to find a way to keep her.
Tommy Andersson
holy shit, she just did that???
Wyatt Hayes
Yeah, from yesterday.
Evan Dykstra
that's insane
Nick Chouinard
what the helly that's like art, dude
Wyatt Hayes
Yeah, and she's just?? Letting me use it for insta??
For only credit??? Bc it was just "for fun" and "experimental"???
Nick Chouinard
SOMEONE LOCK HER DOWN
Hayden Pike
Someone already did
Wyatt Hayes
wait, really?
Hayden Pike
Yeah we were chatting yesterday
She has a guy
Wyatt Hayes
He on campus?
Hayden Pike
I think so?
Wyatt Hayes
Damn.
So much for hoping it's a long distance sitch and I could con Marly into seducing her
Cliff Marlow
what the hell man
no way
Evan Dykstra
Wait, what about the other one?
She and Selena are good friends right?
Tommy Andersson
Marly already slept with her anyways (Persevering Face)
Cliff Marlow
no I didn't!!
Wyatt Hayes
This is perfect!
Sleep with her again, and we can keep the photographer too!
Cliff Marlow
stop it
Wyatt Hayes
Come on, man. You like girls right?
Cliff Marlow
yes, I like girls. Christ.
JJ Boiziau
I think he's proven that by now...
Wyatt Hayes
This chat is basically gay-straight alliance, I'm just checking.
Hayden Pike
There's only one bi guy here though, right?
JJ Boiziau
hush, Hayden
Hayden Pike
??
JJ Boiziau
sleeping with women does not preclude you from being bi
Wyatt Hayes
no I know, I was just checking he's still dtf with the ladies these days
Cliff Marlow
yes but plural ladies
not one short lady
JJ Boiziau
ah yes, the no-shorties-marly-agenda
Hayden Pike
Literally so dumb
Cliff Marlow
let me have my life you guys
Wyatt Hayes
No. We need you bro.
We need to keep this girl.
Well okay, we need to keep the other girl.
Selena is a bonus girl
Evan Dykstra
tbh Sel's actually pretty fun to chat with
Wyatt Hayes
dang, D likes her too? we have options!
Evan Dykstra
I mean, to chat with, yeah. but idk about hooking up with her after Marly did... wouldn't want to make him maaaad...
Cliff Marlow
I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER
Evan Dykstra
lol
sorry I had to the once
Wyatt Hayes
bro please
we beg
just invite her to Halloween or smth
my insta needs this
Cliff Marlow
this is so usery
Shane Hollander
You guys know you can just ask them to be friends, right?
No one has to sleep with anyone.
Just invite them to things.
Cliff Marlow
thank you, Hollander!
Evan Dykstra
Go back to sleep Shane.
Wyatt Hayes
Yes, we have important scheming to do. Shoo shoo.
Shane Hollander
Smh.
Cliff Marlow
I want no part of this
Wyatt Hayes
JJ Boiziau
he's being an idiot, Marls
but also
if you wanted to invite her to get them off your back
I do not think this girl would mind (Laughing Face)
selitbby
Oh nbd, just boating with the centaurs.
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Jackie is doing so well, thank you for asking. :]
Chapter 27: Ilya POV
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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The Many Things Right With Shane Hollander
ВСК: Sunday (abbr.) 6:17
JJ Boiziau:
bus is stopping by Mcdonald's
it's in a plaza with a grocery if you want to grab something else
Ilya Rozanov
is coffee?
JJ Boiziau:
looks like there's something called a "Bunny Brew"
Ilya Rozanov
i will be rabbit if have to be
ferret even
Hayden Pike responded (Face With Tears Of Joy)
jj
ВСК: Sunday (abbr.) 6:25
JJ:
Shane ok?
Ilya:
да just needing quiet day
can you grab him lunch things from grocery
salad and salmon maybe?
plain bagel. bag of mini if they have them
JJ:
oh yeah one of these days
no problem
I'll see if I can find him some ginger ale to throw in the cooler
Ilya:
spasibo jj
JJ:
yeah man
Ilya:
what color rabbit you want
JJ:
what the fuck does that mean
Ilya:
they have five colors of rabbit to pick for milk
JJ:
crying wtf is that
america is crazy
um
middle rabbit
Ilya:
ok
you sure you do not want marshmallow syrup
JJ:
(Skull And Crossbones )
yes
Ilya:
your loss
i am coffee like a smore today
camping in bus style
JJ:
glamping
glam + camping
Ilya:
haha i like
exactly this
do you think coach let me steal some cooler ice if i buy an extra coffee for later
JJ:
bro two??
Ilya:
jj have you look at clock
i am in hell
i either sleep, suffer, or caffeine
JJ:
fair
6:44
Ilya:
how long you know Shane?
JJ:
since grade 8, why?
Ilya:
you know some things i do to make him more comfortable today?
JJ:
mostly leave him alone and make sure he has snacks
he doesn't always like being touched
idk um
ww.autismand.me/practical/supporting-autistic-shutdown...
maybe this will have ideas?
Ilya:
ah
ммм
thank you
JJ:
yeah
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Yuna Hollander
ВСК: Sunday (abbr.) 7:12
Ilya:
mama yuna
i have question
Yuna:
Good morning, Honey!
Go for it. :)
Ilya:
you know how we have therapist for me with nda
so league does not get in way
or if there is leak this kind of thing
Yuna:
Yes?
Ilya:
is this same for Shane or are we not talk about it at all
is he not comfortable with this
Yuna:
Ah.
Well, it's the same and different.
We've looked into support structures a few times, but his current perspective is that the accommodations have not been worth the risks.
The goal is still the NHL draft at the end of the day, and I think he worries the odds are stacked against him.
I could see him looking into formal therapy on the other side of that, when it can't be a risk to his career.
Ilya:
this is sad, yuna
Yuna:
Yes, well.
It's all baby steps.
That my kiddo has a shot at this profession with our heritage is its own kind of win. Every mountain he climbs is one more that the kids after him find easier to travel.
And he's not alone in it!
Wherever I can make his life easier, I will.
Ilya:
yes
me too
Yuna:
<3
You're a good egg, Ilya.
Ilya:
that is new phrase
i like it
can i be sunny-side egg?
i learn this one today too
Yuna:
haha definitely
our sunny-side egg
Ilya:
))
моя милашка: My cutie
ВСК: Sunday (abbr.) 7:12
Shane:
u
Ilya:
hello моя ириска: my toffee
feeling ok?
Shane:
y
Ilya:
<3
world still loud?
Shane:
mhm
better though
Ilya:
this is good мое одеяло: my blanket
when you want snack just ask
jj and i get lots
Shane:
(Pensive Face + Beating Heart)
u r best
Ilya:
no
you
14 Days Since Ilya Last Left Chat
ВСК: Sunday (abbr.) 7:12
Wyatt Hayes
Time for the most quiet bus ride yet
Evan Dykstra
JJ Boiziau
everyone speed reading to the ambient noise of six keyboards furiously clacking
Tommy Andersson
god I wish I could join you
I get so sick trying to read on the bus
Evan Dykstra
me too, @tommyandersson
I got audio versions of my textbooks
did my essays before I left for this exact reason
Tommy Andersson
ughhh why are you so smart
Evan Dykstra
learned it from Shane
Tommy Andersson
of course it was Hollander (Laughing Face)
meanwhile I will sleep I guess and then never again for the rest of the week
Wyatt Hayes
that's rough @tommyandersson
do you want to do some quizlets later?
I can read them out to you
Tommy Andersson
ughhhhh
I guess
I hate this lol
Nick Chouinard
the school part of school is not very fun
I would like to go back to the beach now please and thank you
Evan Dykstra
lol same
we have to go back to the land of seasons (Persevering Face)
truly a step down
Wyatt Hayes
But HALLOWEEN!!!!
what are we doing actually?
I have like six costumes in the mail so if you need one lmk
JJ Boiziau
that's so much what the hell man
Evan Dykstra
he's a big 'weenie I guess
Cliff Marlow
never say that again
JJ Boiziau
(Face With Tears Of Joy)
Wyatt Hayes
you know what. I'll take it
Cliff Marlow
the seniors are throwing a party btw
for once we don't need to plan, just show up
Wyatt Hayes
bless
@ilyarozanov @tommyandersson you both are expected to attend and go all OUT
this is your cultural exchange get PUMPED
Tommy Andersson
I am ready and willing to be exchanged
Wyatt Hayes
uh huh
Tommy Andersson
no really!
I've got the vampire fangs and I've been prepping my liver
liquid iv by the box
Evan Dykstra
oh god
Ilya Rozanov
i am ready too
for the drink part
i have no outfit thing
still not clear what is good costume or not
Wyatt Hayes
just pick anything and make it hot!
Evan Dykstra
well, not anything
most things
not offensive things
Cliff Marlow
some offensive things (Happy Devil Face)
Wyatt Hayes
yes
but also no
just run it by Hollzy first lol
Ilya Rozanov
that is most of life plan now
i can do this
Shane Hollander
(Flushed Face)
Cliff Marlow
Roz maturing is just the illusion from standing near Shane
Wyatt Hayes
never step away, man xD
Ilya Rozanov
that not in plan
Shane Hollander
k stop now
Nick Chouinard
aww he's embarrassed
Tommy Andersson
wait, does this mean Hollzy's going to trade it off and start acting more like Roz?
Evan Dykstra
god, I hope not
Nick Chouinard
please Shane no lol
Shane Hollander
?
I do tho?
Ilya Rozanov
no you do not
Shane Hollander
y??
Ilya Rozanov
Shanechka you are too good to be like me
you are immune
Hayden Pike
No, he's definitely different this year.
Wyatt Hayes
dang, even Hayden can see it.
Hayden Pike
He's way more chill now. He goes out now. Yaps sometimes in chat. Even seems kinda happy when we're all out in a crowd.
JJ Boiziau
True
Shane Hollander
:P
see?
I'm improving
Cliff Marlow
Ilya being a good influence: you heard it here first
Ilya Rozanov
:[
that not me though, that just Shane grow into himself
do not give me credit
i just here
it what is that word
Hayden Pike
Coincidence?
Ilya Rozanov
yes
Shane Hollander
not true
you just make life better
Ilya left chat.
Wyatt Hayes
oh boy.
моя милашка: My cutie
ВСК: Sunday (abbr.) 7:12
Shane:
hey
hey
hey you
hey now
Ilya:
you are too much
all too much
first your mother now you now them
i am not this nice things shane
how have you not notice this
Shane:
this crashout part 2?
or mean to self thing?
Ilya:
first thing
no
maybe second
i do not know
both
not both
something
Shane:
baby
you make my life
better
happy
you make the team better
this is hard to words today
Ilya:
no i
shit sorry
we cannot both be mess at same time
i get it together
Shane:
no
it's ok
hug
now
ilyaaaaa
Ilya:
Shanechka people will see
Shane:
who cares
seniors gone
Ilya:
Hayden though
Shane:
whatever
Ilya:
???
Shane:
come.
here.
Ilya:
ok
Hayden
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 13:14
Hayden:
hey
about yesterday
Ilya:
...
?
Hayden:
You left your headphones on the bus
Grabbed 'em for you
I can bring to practice
Ilya:
wow
Hayden:
?
Ilya:
i just
you are amazing to me
Hayden:
...
thank you?
Rose And Friends
ПНД: Monday (abbr.) 15:15
JJ Boiziau:
can't wait to talk to zero of you for the next week
Cliff Marlow
lol
Hayden Pike
rip
Rose Landry
see you on the other side I guess
Cliff Marlow
@ilyarozanov81 do you have Gen and Selena's #s?
I'll add them to the halloween invite thing
JJ Boiziau:
damn, Marly has given in
Cliff Marlow
JJ Boiziau:
you put this on yourself lol
Cliff Marlow
at least she's pretty? :/
JJ Boiziau:
smh
1-5697**5; 1-3441**7 +....
ПТН: Friday (abbr.) 15:26
Jackie Summers
Okay
So
Ilya Rozanov
what is this
did you mean to add me to this
Jackie Summers
Oh oops
Svetlana Vetrova
No let him stay
This for advice, yes?
Ilya has good advice
Ilya Rozanov
this is about hayden??
do not make me
Svetlana Vetrova
Hush
Go, Jackie
Jackie Summers
I just want to know if we've reached the point where we can hate her now
Or if I'm just going crazy
Ilya Rozanov
yes
Svetlana Vetrova
Shut up Ilya
send link
Jackie Summers
htps://tumbl.r/posts/selitbby/4jd9dfh
htps://inst.a/p5s7jsdf985/selitbby, htps://inst.a/dfgosn4906-2dv/selitbby, htps://inst.a/239shsdfohg0q23h/selitbby
Ilya Rozanov
oh god
not this
jackie why
Jackie Summers
She's even cooler than me on tumblr (Loudly Crying Face x2)
Tumblr was my thing!
But I don't want to just blindly hate someone for existing
Ilya Rozanov
i do all the time
is joy of life jackie
Jackie Summers
I guess but that seems petty?
Svetlana Vetrova
She seem fine
Just has photographer friend
We should play nice then we have good tumblr page too
Ilya Rozanov
what the fuck is tumblr
Svetlana Vetrova
Not for you
Ilya Rozanov
:[
Rose Landry
Fastest way to get him on the platform, Sevta
Here I'll try
It's a website for girl things
Ilya Rozanov
i like girls
Rose Landry
and fan things
Ilya Rozanov
fans are nice
Rose Landry
and cat pictures
Ilya Rozanov
blech
Rose Landry
done (Smiling Face With Sunglasses)
Jackie Summers
Lol
So okay Ilya is useless
What do the real girls think?
Ilya Rozanov
hey!
Rose Landry
I think she has shown zero interest in Hayden.
So there's that.
Svetlana Vetrova
No but the article Roses!
She called him cute
Jackie Summers
exactly!
Rose Landry
And then she hooked up with Marly, right?
Or am I missing something?
Ilya Rozanov
it so interesting how different boy and girl chats are
Rose Landry
?
How so?
Ilya Rozanov
you all read same words
girls say she is flirting and complement him with cute, yes?
Jackie Summers
yeah
Ilya Rozanov
boys say she is insulting call them baby face like this is taunt
hayden say he is not hurt because at least his girlfriend find him attractive
they are wondering if she is enemy number one or if it should be not big deal
Rose Landry
XD
Jackie Summers
Wait, really?
Ilya Rozanov
да
i think you are ok jackie
but i do not think this looking and judging girl is good
Svetlana Vetrova
Everyone does this shit Roz do not be mean at her insecurities
We all have them
Ilya Rozanov
but this is hayden!
what jackie have to be insecure about him??
she is obviously superior person
has her life together, funny, pretty, on time
he is ok at best
it so stupid to pine after man like this
he is lucky to be in room with you jackie stop this worries
Svetlana Vetrova
Илья: Ilya be more kind to her
Hayden is on good team, with good career prospect
His face is on the campus walls!
He is very uninteresting, yes, but he is kind of campus star
And Jackie is pick this school for him, give up other good schools
Now this girl who is smart and pretty and has friendship with good camera girl gets to go on a trip Jackie cannot go to, being flirty and star-eyed and thinking your dumb friends are superstars when they are not
You tell me, really, you cannot see why she is here being embarrassing to us?
Rose Landry
I don't think that was as supportive as you meant it to be, Sveta.
Jackie Summers
No but also
she kinda nailed it
and like
thank you Ilya but I'm not that big a deal
I'm just a girl. Among thousands of other girls.
Like seriously. What am I?
I'm not smart enough for the honors program, I'm not charismatic enough to be the debate president, or even trustworthy enough to be secretary.
I'm just a girl. (Confounded Face)
Ilya Rozanov
jackie this is such bad thinking
you are following along behind the dumbest man thinking these things???
what, you going to spend your whole life thinking you are small and he is tall?
he is average height at best
you are not jealous of this girl you want to be this girl
go be her
get camera friend get fun campus job go be a star
do not bother loving a person that get in the way of loving yourself
Jackie Summers
...
Svetlana Vetrova
Илюшка, я знаю, ты стараешься.: Ilyushka I know you are trying.
Но это ничем не помогает.: But this is not helping at all.
Ilya Rozanov
я слишком честен?: am i too honest?
Svetlana Vetrova
Да
Ilya Rozanov
я сдаюсь: i give up
Svetlana Vetrova
Хороший.: Good.
Rose Landry
Jackie ignore him for a min.
Put on your favorite pjs. Svetlana and I are coming with ice cream.
Jackie Summers
ok
Svetlana Vetrova
It will be ok Jackie, I promise.
Ignore dumb man.
Ilya Rozanov
ты ей не помогаете!: you are not helping her!
Svetlana Vetrova
Она не готова к помощи.: She is not ready to be helped
Уходите.: Go away.
Ilya Rozanov
pah
Svetlana Removed Ilya Rozanov from the group
Notes:
Hello from the mouse house! 🐭🧀 Things are crazy in my world, so I will make no promises, but I hope to update again for you soon! My love to you for all the sweet comments, they kept my spirits up this week. <3
Ilya and Jackie are really out here having mirror emotional arcs and they don't even know it. 😑
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