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    There was a burst of static, a gusty sigh. "Shanushka, you have the biggest 'bottom eyes' I have ever seen."

    "That's not a thing."

    "It is absolutely a thing, and that thing is you," she cackled, and he hung up the phone, ears so hot they should have been smoking.

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    Or, Shane meets Svetlana first, and it changes everything and nothing.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.

    But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.

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    Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    After the Orcs retreat, Sigrid finds herself named Lady of Dale, eldest daughter of the King Lord Bard. In just one day her responsibilities have grown from two siblings to an entire city of incredibly vulnerable, newly homeless people. Fili is pleasantly surprised to find that he, his brother, and his uncle all survived the Battle of the Five Armies and are able to return to the Lonely Mountain with the rest of the Dwarves. Yet as neighboring Dale rebuilds alongside Erebor, Thorin’s diplomacy (or lack thereof) leaves Fili disappointed and frustrated.

    They keep bumping into each other, by coincidence at first, and sibling encouragement eventually. Can they afford to let their affection for each other grow when there is so much work to do? It’s not easy building two new kingdoms at once. But then, the course of love never did run smooth.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    NOT ABANDONED. I'm just struggling with inspiration at the moment!

    Nine year old Anakin recognizes Palpatine at Qui-Gon's funeral, having seen him at the slave markets on Tatooine and witnessed him using Force lightning. He of course relays this information to Obi-Wan, who, after having a panic attack, comes up with a plan that involves Padme, copious amounts of lying, several failed poisoning attempts (by Palpatine), cringeworthy codenames, a ridiculous sign language made up to humor his drama queen padawan, a secret wedding, at least one faked death, and the performance of a lifetime come Revenge of the Sith.

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    09 Jun 2025

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    The funniest shit I’ve ever read

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    What might have happened instead of Artemis Fowl book 6, if it'd happened in the Marvel Universe. Megalomaniacs ahoy!

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    03 Nov 2024