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The survivors just survived a round, somehow everyone lived even if the killer was 1x, usually one of the most brutal killers in the roost, what was weirder was that they just... stood there, staring at nothing, not moving or anything, just like john doe does sometimes
It had happened a few times before but she always went back to being his usual violent self after a bit had passed, this was the first time it took the whole round
Most of them tried not thinking about it, a free round was a free round
They went on their usual day, until..
"Uh... Did anyone leave a box on of the restaurant-like tables?" Chance asked
"What box?" Shed replied with another question
Chance just responded with pointing at it
"Oh yeah that wasn't there before" Shedletsky said
"What wasn't there before?" Builderman popped in
"A box on one of the tables" Chance answered flatly
"That's..." Builderman trailed off
"Weird? Probably dangerous?" Shed continued
Chance got closer to the box
"Chance, what are ya doing." The builder firmly asked
"Opening it? Duh?"
"What do you mean yer gonna open it?! Who knows what could be in it!"
"Exactly! That's the thrill of it!"
Chance then opened the box, ignoring the admin's protests
The gambler immediately lit up as he saw what was in the box
"Holy jackpot!" They exclaimed
Shed moved closer to the box looking at what was inside
"PHONES!" The winged admin yelled out
"...What?" the older admin stared in confusion
"Builds we have phones! Tell everyone to come here immediately!"
--user "Chance" created a groupchat--
--Chance added Shedletsky, Builderman, Elliot and other members--
--several members went online--
Chance: WOOOO GROUPCHAT
Guest1337: Good thinking Chance, this could aid us in rounds, knowing what's happening and who's where will be useful
Builderman: Was about to say so myself
Builderman: But isn't it strange that we got these?
Chance: who cares if its weird we have phones now!!
Chance: a free round AND phones?
Chance: we got so lucky today lady luck loves me omg <333
Elliot: no but builderman is right, today's weird
Noob: it seems i cant access any socials and any way to message and call people is blocked
Builderman: Knew it was too good to be true
Dusekkar: Do not discourage my friend, a small set back will not be the end
Noob: plus dont we like have like 3 admins?
Shedletsky: sorry kid but the thing that trapped us kinda removed all ways to access the code of
Shedletsky: wait
Veeronica: ???
Taph: what is he doing??
Chance: holy #### you can speak??
Taph: buddy I am typing and Im not illiterate??
Chance: sorgy
Noob: no seriously what is shed doing he's been typing for half an hour or something
Shedletsky: @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7 @007n7
Shedletsky: COME ONLINE GAYBOY
Noob: HOLY MOLY??
--007n7 went online--
007n7: WH (deleted message)
007n7: 1 w4s t34ch1ng Tw0 Tim3 0n h0w t0 us3 th31r ph0n3
007n7: f1rst, 1 4m n0t 4 g4yb0y
007n7: s3c0nd, why d1d y0u @ m3?
Shedletsky: 1. yes you are 2. can your hacking panel access code
007n7: 1t us3d t0 b3 4bl3 t0 but th3r3 4r3 s0 m4ny th1ngs l0cked 4w4y th4t th3 0nly c0d3 1t'll l3t m3 4cc3ss 1s th3 0n3 y0u s33 m3 us3 1n r0unds
Shedletsky: dam it
--Two Time went online--
Two Time: I thank The Father Of The Red Child with helping me understand this device!
Chance: that's a new nickname lmao
Two Time: I do not know what this 'lmao' is but it seems our oldest survivalist prefers that nickname over the previous one that I gave him
007n7: "lmao" m34ns 'laughing my ### off'
007n7: ...4ls0 4r3 y0u c4ll1ng m3 0ld?
Two Time: Thank you and to answer your question, mayhaps
Shedletsky: i can feel their mischief through the screen 💀
Builderman: Can we stop chatting around while a round is about to start?
Veeronica: oh ty for telling!! I completely forgot about it (；′⌒`)
--Meanwhile at the killer's cabin...--
Noli turned from the tv just in time to see 1x spawn in, they were still looking at nothing so that means they were still 'out of it'
The three kids came running out of the (what could be barely called a) kitchen, the smaller one, c00lkidd, held a box over his head
"Uncle Noli!!!" The red child yelled out
Noli sighed before speaking in an annoyed tone "Wh4t-t is it."
The Kidd put the box on the couch, revealing its continents
"Wozers! phones!" Charlatan suddenly said, effectively scaring most of the people in the room
"WH4T TH£-H3 [Funky Friday Night]?! W-WHER3 DID [You.] C0M3 FROM?!" Noli yelled out
Charlatan just held her finger in front of her mouth in a shushing manner "A host never reveals her secrets!"
"Wasn't it a magician?" C00lkidd asked
"Nah dude, you're misremembering stuff, your memory might become like uncle Doe's at this rate" Bluudud said, smirking
C00lkidd just responded by sticking his tounge out
"Eugh, boys" Pr3ttypriincess muttered, looking away
"Are we.. going to actually check these 'phones'?" Azure, who was sitting next to Noli the whole time, spoke up
"Gue$s so-o"
--user "Noli" created a groupchat--
--Noli added Azure, Slasher, 1x1x1x1 and others--
Noli: dam we cant do #### on thhis
Noli: cannt access the code too
Doombringer: Thought your "great and amazing hacking skills" could do anything.
Noli: stfu
Noli: wait a sec
Noli: 1x is back
--1x1x1x1 went online--
1x1x1x1: whuh
C00lkidd: yay! we got chill 1x :D
1x1x1x1: ...chill?
Noli: aas in whenever you have those episodes you either comebback aggressive or we can actuallyy talk to you
Noli: we needed to distinguishh those 2 moods so we dubbed them "chill 1x" and "aggresssive 1x"
Noli: still think those two are horrible namess
Noli: also youu had one while in a round btw
Charlatan: Was funny how you quite literally stared at nothing :)
Doombringer: There's nothing funny about losing a round with no kills, It will make changes to us to satisfy Its obsessions if we keep losing.
Itrapped: Don't say anything about that the kids are still here
C00lkidd: u guys are making me worry wdym
1x1x1x1: dont think about it kids, it doesnt include you
Bluudud: just tell us bro,,,
Pr3ttypriincess: If Mr.1x told us not to ask about it then you should both not care
Bluudud: ur just saying that just bc they're ur fav and actually indulge in ur stupid ahh roleplay
Pr3ttypriincess: IT'S NOT A STUPID ROLEPLAY AND YOU DON'T TALK TO YOUR PRINCESS LIKE THAT!!!!
Pr3ttypriincess: @1x1x1x1 TELL HIM
1x1x1x1: bluudud, stop it
Bluudud: i bet u didnt even meet a king or a queen
Charlatan: would the admins count?
Doombringer: Those filthy cowards are in no way Royals.
Doombringer: Royalty should protect their Kingdom.
--Doombringer went offline--
1x1x1x1: that but I did meet an actual king
Noli: HWAT
C00lkidd: WOAH
Slasher: ???
Azure: 1x don't lie to the kids
1x1x1x1: i'm not
1x1x1x1: also @Slasher it's your turn
Slasher: 👍
--Slasher went offline--
Itrapped: Don't just randomly change the topic??
C00lkidd: wait im confused is it true or not?????????????????????
1x1x1x1: yeah it is, i'm not lying to make a side of this argument win for ####'s sake
Pr3ttypriincess: TAKE THAT @Bluudud
Bluudud: UR ROLEPLAYS R STILL STUPID
--Pr3ttypriincess went offline--
Bluudud: aw ####
--Bluudud went offline--
Azure: Is anyone going to separate them before they start fighting?
Azure: Nobody?
1x1x1x1: i did last time
1x1x1x1: its your turn now
1x1x1x1: now ill go rest
1x1x1x1: im exhausted
--1x1x1x1 went offline--
Azure: Sighs
--Azure went offline--
Jonh Doe: hiw do yuo sighover texr
Noli: holy missspellingg 🙏
Guest666: Tha's not how u spell misspelling btw
Noli: I KEEPP GLITCHINNG AND ACCCIDENTLY DOUUBLING STUFFF ITS NOT MYY FAULLT
Guest666: And i and johm have claws that mske it hard 2 type + he got the whoel
Guest666: yk
Guest666: messed ip code
C00lkidd: dam uncle nols, u got cookedddddddddddddd
Noli: SHUUSH CHILDD
Noli: GO BACCKK TTO WAATCH TTHEE OOTHERR KIDDS FIGGHTT
Charlatan: Lol u mad affff
C00lkidd: uncle azure stopped them
Noli: EEVERYONE JUSST GO OFFLINEE YOU PPPHOONE ADDICTS
--Noli went offline--
Charlatan: Fine I'll leave but because I have to prepare my next amazing performance!!1!
--Charlatan went offline--
Guest666: sayonara gayz
--Guest666 went offline--
--John Doe went offline--
C00lkidd: ...🧍
--C00lkidd went offline--
Itrapped: Are just going to drop the conversation where @1x1x1x1 knew a king?
Itrapped: Hello?
Itrapped: Anyone?