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2:48 P. M.
Asset: Guys, wtf
[Asset has sent a picture]
[An unfamiliar car in her driveway]
Asset: Did J say she was having a guest over today?
Cynnamoroll: Nyo.
Kurovi: Maybe she’s showing someone how to do taxes.
Lizbean: Ew, lame
Kurovi: What else can it be?
Dolly: Drawing competition with new pens
Lizbean: The J equivalent of sex.
L’il_Bat: bite me!
L’il_Bat: i did not consent to that mental image!
Kurovi: Same
Cynnamoroll: Maybe she’s having someone take measurements for Loaf!
Cynnamoroll: She talked about making a professor outfit for him.
Kurovi: You better be right
Kurovi: I’ll loan him my old glasses
Asset: I found boots in the hallway. These are not ours.
Cynnamoroll: Never mind
Cynnamoroll: It’s clearly Puss-in-Boots cosplay for Loaf
Asset: GUYS
Asset: WEIRD SOUNDS COMING FROM HER ROOM
Asset: WTFWTFWTFWTF
Lizbean: She’s an imposter!
Asset: NO KIDDING
Asset: WHAT THE HELL
Cynnamoroll: Become the final girl, Tessie
L’il_Bat: what kinda weird sounds
Asset: Sex sounds!
Kurovi: Are you sure you’re in the right house?!
Asset: I think so! This is very not correct!!!!
L’il_Bat: crap she got possessed by lizzy
Lizbean: Ew, get me out
Lizbean: She’s 2 lame
Asset: GUYS WHAT DO I DO??!!
Cynnamoroll: GO CHECK ON HER
Asset: OKAY
2:58 P. M.
Asset: I want to apologize for my mistake and serious lapse in judgment. I was very wrong and should not have made conclusions.
Lizbean: J beat your ass?
Kill-Jay: I scolded her.
Asset: She threatened to keep Loaf away from me for a week :(
Cynnamoroll: BAD J!!!!!
L’il_Bat: so who was with her
CaptainBiscuit: Hi, guys!
L’il_Bat: N?!
Kurovi: What?
Lizbean: OMG
Dolly: Wut?
Kill-Jay: N was helping me get the knots in my back out.
Dolly: The sex sounds?
CaptainBiscuit: We were watching a compilation of RE characters dying!
Cynnamoroll: Why tho?
Kill-Jay: I suggested it.
Cynnamoroll: Oh, wait
Cynnamoroll: The car was the rental one
Cynnamoroll: Oof, lol
L’il_Bat: woof
CaptainBiscuit: I also got new shoes!
Asset: I can’t believe I was so dumb….
Kill-Jay: Loaf is so disappointed in you.
Lizbean: Ouch
L’il_Bat: damn
Asset: Not helping!!
Kill-Jay: I wasn’t trying.
Asset: I’ll make it up to you!
Kill-Jay: Buy the next bag of cat food.
Asset: Got it!!