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It all started earlier this morning...
Leaning closer to the mirror, stan delicately applies his bright red liquid lipstick
The sound of bones cracking and a groan sounds from behind him, making him smile
"Stan, I've forgotten what it feels like to be young"
He snorted "don't be so dramatic, man. Or You'll start to make me feel old"
"You are old."
He capped the tube, turning around "what's that, dear? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your bones."
Xeno rolled his eyes, scoffing.
Stan smiled and pecked him on the lips. Blinking when he noticed xenos changed lip color. 'serves him right' he smirked. Exiting their bedroom to head to his post.
Xeno finished getting ready, going to his lab to start on his list of to do's for the day.
Later, luna comes in. Chatting with carlos and max about whatever it is teenagers chat about, He pays her no mind.
Until she addresses him
" Dr.xeno are....you wearing lipstick?" she asks hesitantly.
His head shoots up at the question "What? No"
Carlos and max are looking at him too now, He pulls out a hand mirror, examining his face. "Christ.." He scowls. sitting up and stomping away to another room "STANLEY SNYDER!!" He yells on his way out
a distant cackling is heard from the direction xeno took off in.
And that, is how Stanley and xeno accidentally came out to everyone.