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  1. Summary

    All -well more like, a lot of- my Slipknot fanart.

    I've only been meaning to get it backed up on this archive since what...? 2015 or so, possibly even earlier. One of the issue was and still is that hosting and hotlinking the pics from somewhere is not all that easy between NSFW limitations and other places refusing the hotlinks.

    Another issue was finding everything because my old hosting on Flickr ended up in disaster. But i'm done importing all the fanworks to the Slashknot collection, so everything that i could track on the old Live Journal community is here. On for the next part, tracing stuff from my computer

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  2. Summary

    Here I imported all my old fics from Livejournal, as in before the Ao3 was created and i joined, so like from 2003 to 2010 i think.

    So a series to make those fics easy to find (for me) and -mostly- back dated.

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  3. Summary

    An urban fantasy version of Slipknot being rock stars while some of them are also an angel and a demon.

    How to spice up your sex life when you've been at it for a few millennia, and how that is never going to come and bite you in the ass in the non-sexy way.

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  4. Summary

    Fills for the Banned Together Bingo 2020 - that ended in a spectacular kerfuffle of fandom_wank (i mean i'm not complaining i got front seats and popcorn).

    I wanted to make a line on my bingo card. The time is weeeeeeell passed, but i might get back to some prompts still.

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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Sid has been working for this manufacturing company for a few years now and while one might wonder why he stays through the shitty pay, insane hours, and immense stress of being a machine technician; to Sid it's the other workers here who really make the place home to him. Yeah, he could go and make a decent amount more at the competition but there's no way he would have half the crazy stories he has from that uptight place. Sid loves every person who works out on the floors here so he tells himself that he wouldn't leave for all the money in the world.

    Sometimes though his will gets tested and it's never the actual job that tests him so maybe he should rethink that whole ‘I love all my coworkers’ thing.

    No Band, Manufacturing plant coworkers AU Sid centric, bizarre mix of comedy, plot and porn

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    23 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Slipknot factory-AU that i never know i wanted, but damn if i don't fucking love it! Also it's got my favoritest flavour of Chris/Craig and i fucking love Sid's characterization.

    Plus it's funny and hot! What's not to love?

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    Steve and Tony are idiots, Pepper and Phil are 110% done with everyone and Clint just wants a cup of damn coffee. And maybe someone to appreciate how awesome he clearly is.

    Also known as: you know you’re in trouble when Clint Barton is the one sane person left in the tower and Bucky Barnes is the only one who realizes this.

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    28 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilarious, sweet, competent and crash-flirting Clint! My favorite kind!

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    Clint doesn’t need to hear the words to know what Steve is saying to him.

    “What have you done?”

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    15 Jun 2012

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Really like the chronology and the snippet quality of this one.
    Very evocative language.

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    Clint's just being a good landlord, repairing some completely accidental, not even his fault a little bit, he didn't TELL those robots to... Uh. Repairing some damage to Aimee's apartment, when he's banned from IKEA. Look, it could happen to anyone!

    Lots of things happen to Clint that could happen to anyone. They just... don't.

    So he does what anyone would do, if they were an elite secret agent in desperate need of stylish yet inexpensive furnishings: he breaks in to IKEA. He finds the shelving he needs. He also finds the Winter Soldier.

    Record scratch whaaaaaat

    Things... escalate quickly.

    Clint can deal with danger. He can survive the gravad lax. He can escape the ball pit. He can dodge Natasha's disturbing Russian metaphors. But falling for the Winter Soldier?

    Yeahhhh Clint's in over his head.

    TL;DR: Clint finds Bucky living in an IKEA. For reasons. Idiots-to-lovers hijinks ensue.

    Alternately: Clint came here to kick ass and assemble IKEA furniture, and he's allll out of Allen wrenches. Seriously, could someone assemble this furniture for him? Will pay in blow-jobs. Assassin experience an asset. Heh, asset. What, too soon?

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    15 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilarious through excellent use of Ikea's weird names and difficult furniture instruction.

    Clint has to be a good landlord and -incidentally- a good spy!

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    “Where ever you were, whatever you did and whoever you did it for, it’s over. You need to pretend to be a person now, okay?”

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    17 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lovely take on Bucky getting back to himself, slowly and under the baffled but accepting eye of Clint. Love the tone and evocativeness.