yikesters



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Twilight has two simple rules: No unnecessary touching and no unnecessary lying. They've gotten him through the cognitive dissonance that playing house creates, and finally, after four years, peace between Ostania and Westalis is within reach. He just has to kill one man—a man guarded by none other than Thorn Princess.

    But when identities are revealed and loyalties come to light, the rules no longer apply. As all three Forgers navigate the minefield that their home life has become, the line between Twilight and Loid begins to blur, begging the question: if your fake wife is the final boss and your pretend daughter knows your every thought, is peace even an option?

    Oh, and don't forget about the damn dog.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    159,787
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1,724
    Kudos:
    5,283
    Bookmarks:
    1,268
    Hits:
    182,621

    20 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    229,630
    Chapters:
    39/39
    Collections:
    30
    Comments:
    6,175
    Kudos:
    25,509
    Bookmarks:
    8,409
    Hits:
    1,665,795

    11 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After the saltwater pool, they talk about nothing and everything, and Gideon learns one last, terrible secret.

    “The option of destruction had been your constant companion since you were three years old.” – Harrow the Ninth, Chapter 6

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,569
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    188
    Kudos:
    1,088
    Bookmarks:
    446
    Hits:
    26,346

    19 Nov 2023

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Nate is pretty sure he should have noticed sooner. comment fic for cyphersushi.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,286
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    1,531
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    14,637

    05 Jul 2023

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Eliot's their hitter, and taking on any physical threats to the team is his job, but there's something beyond professionalism – even beyond the obvious fact that Eliot relishes the fight itself – in the way he puts his body between Parker or Alec and any potential threat. Alec has a good view of Eliot's back on a lot of jobs, and he reads something in the tight line of Eliot's shoulder, in the slow turn of his foot as he steps into a fighting stance.

    Something possessive.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    279
    Kudos:
    4,656
    Bookmarks:
    859
    Hits:
    63,169

    05 Jul 2023