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    Just a lot of unrelated nonsense, Inappropriate Use of Scientific Principles, shagging and general silliness.

    Disclaimer: These wizards are very bad at science.

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    Yes. I noticed. A pause, then: Also you looked very good out there. Almost made me forget you are my patient.

    Former patient, Shane corrected before he could even think twice about it, then cursed his own brain. He gnawed the inside of his cheek raw. 

    Mmm. Former. Another pause. Shane's mind supplied him a very unhelpful memory of Ilya's humming, felt it resonate deep inside of him, with a need he didn't want to name but could. Are you home?

    In which Dr. Rozanov gets intimate with Shane's eyes... and elsewhere.

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    04 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Claude AI breakdown

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    Have you ever wondered what's where in Diagon Alley and Knockturn Alley? And where does Carkitt Market and Horizont Alley come into the picture?
    Here, have a map! And an in-depth explanation to go with it.
    Includes information about what is canonical and what is my own worldbuilding.

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    23 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 25

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    Theo and Draco take a gap year and embark on the world trip they always talked about.

    The itinerary? Nonsensical. The vibes? Morose. The poetry? Terrible.

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    25 May 2025

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    “I’d rather die.”
    “Then have sex with me?” He laughed, but it came out too breathy. The adamance of her refusal was like getting knocked in the stomach by a bludger. Expected, but painful all the same. “Get over yourself.”

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    25 Jan 2025

  5. Rec 4

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    Unspeakables Granger and Malfoy have to spend Christmas Eve in a non-magical tent in Scotland, huddling for warmth.


    Despite her earlier assertion about compliments, whatever classification of her that was about to leave his mouth was likely to be unflattering. She attempted a deflection via academic nitpick. “Malfoy, I’m trying to sleep, but on the subject, you know you can’t have a species that’s just one person. How would I propagate?”

    “Granger.” He rolled to face her as though now she had his full attention. “It sounds like you just asked me to tell you how to fuck yourself.”

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    13 Dec 2024