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Sometimes I ask for ficlet prompts on Tumblr when I don't feel up to a Whole Fic. And this is where they go!
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Now that Rio’s taking a closer look, Agatha’s eyes are more than a little red. Around the electric blue irises, someone else’s energy swirls like smoke. It’s behind her eyes, too; Rio can sense it, a nervous system of foreign power squatting in Agatha’s body. Puppeting her.
“Agnes,” Rio says slowly, hiding her giggle fit with a strategic cough. “You’re Agnes O’Connor, aren’t you.”
“That’s my name, don’t wear it out!” Stooping to gather her fallen cookies, Agatha’s blush deepens. “Although – I suppose if you wanted to wear it out – ”
“I’ve heard you’re a real character,” Rio says, working to hide her glee as she bends down to help. Not a bit at all, then! The spider went and got herself tangled in someone else’s web! “Is that true, Agnes? Are you the naughty neighbor ‘round these parts?”
“My, you’re fresh!” When Agatha reaches for a far-flung cookie, Rio makes sure their hands touch. “You new in town, hun? I don’t think I’ve had the pleasure.”
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Post-WandaVision, Wanda decides to stay put in her sitcom fantasy. It's up to Rio to break Agatha out of "Agnes" jail.
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just you and me (both damned to be) by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
29 Dec 2025
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If you watched Agatha Harkness step out of her sleek purple Cadillac with an iced coffee in one hand and a speckled rabbit in the other, you might find yourself wondering if those crazy old rumors were true.
You know the ones. The half-jokey conspiracy theories that dominated BroadwayWorld’s messageboards back in the day, claiming that Ms. Harkness was some kind of ancient witch. What other explanation could there be for a performer who, despite her strikingly distinctive looks, can chameleon herself so effortlessly in period pieces ranging from the colonial past to a superhero-ridden future? What else could account for the two-time Tony nominee’s relentless work ethic, hopping from show to show without a sick day or a stress pimple in sight?
(Speaking of that famously perfect skin…well. We’ll get to that!)
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An agathario Death Becomes Her AU.
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but that was then by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
04 Nov 2025
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“ – and I don’t mean ‘cute’ like what you say when you meet somebody’s fifteen-year-old family Shih Tzu, you know?” Madeline says airily, flopping over the side of her dorm room’s full grain leather couch. (During move-in week, her mother had screamed three separate RAs into submission over her right to fill the space with non-standard-issue furniture, which had certainly helped Madeline feel right at home.) “It’s not like – 'Oh, is this little Fluffy? How adorable! I love how crusty his eyes are!'”
“So he’s better than a crusty white dog,” Helen says, pressing a glass of water into Madeline’s hands. “That might be the nicest thing you’ve ever said about one of my beaus.”
Madeline waves the water away, rubbing her temples. “Beaus. Must you speak like a medieval librarian?”
In peak librarian form, Helen pushes her glasses up her nose. “Aye, milady, I must.”
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After a night out, college-age Madeline and Helen discuss Hel's latest crush.
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i would burn the world to bring some heat to you by yeahitshowed
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
09 Aug 2025
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“What kind of trials?” the boy asks. “Like, for each skill? Potions, and Protection, and – ”
“Sort of,” Rio says before Agatha can open her mouth. “They’re specialized to fit each element of the coven, for sure. But it’s really the leader who’s being tested.”
Oh, Agatha’s steaming. Rio flashes a smile that shows off her back molars.
“Our posse’s Ringo is mistaken,” Agatha says, setting her jaw. “When our time comes, each of us will, in turn, need to take charge of – ”
“Nope,” Rio says, shaking her head. “Don’t you remember, sweetheart? Are you going senile in your old age? It’s exactly what the Ballad says: 'Follow me, my friend, to glory at the end.' Whoever assembles the coven needs to do all the dirty work. Everyone else can help out, but Agatha’s the one with her neck on the line.” Rio solemnly faces the boy, who’s listening raptly. “If Agatha doesn’t complete every single painful, grueling, humiliating trial herself, we’re all doomed.”
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Joining the coven from the very beginning, Rio quickly figures out that feeding lies to the nameless teenager affects the reality of the Road. (Not great news for Agatha.)
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Kayla hatches a plan to help Deborah and Ava reconcile. Jimmy tries to stop it from going off the rails, and doesn't really succeed. (Set after 4.05.)
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03 May 2025
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if I had a nickel for every time dollsome nailed the characterization of a hilarious quippy television woman, I would have an absolute embarrassment of nickels.
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Agatha reaches for the idol and Rio uses the couple inches she has on Agatha to keep it out of reach. Agatha growls at her. Oh, this is fun. Every time Rio’s been on this show before, she and Agatha worked together as a well-oiled machine. Until it all went sour. But it’s never been like this, never a push and pull, out here where they are closer to nature, where they are closer to being their animal selves. Rio likes it far more than she should.
Agatha shoves her to the ground and Rio goes willingly, still holding the idol out of reach of Agatha’s wanting hands. Rio fondly remembers when those hands wanted her.
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Six years after Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal had their infamous falling out, they’re back on the same season of Survivor. Now they have to outwit, outplay, and outlast each other, amidst a sea of new and returning players who just might shake everything up. A love letter to Survivor (2000-present).
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One day Agnes woke up and went to the square.
Every day Agnes woke up and went to the square.
Bookmarked by yeahitshowed
18 Aug 2024
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I've thought about this fic a lot since reading it in 2021 (and am so glad I was able to track it down to bookmark it, now that wandavision's back on my mind)! the 'hiya neighbor' paragraph especially is very, very well done.
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But love isn't for dolls. Love is for real people. So whatever the doll is feeling, it can't be love. It has to be something else.
Bookmarked by yeahitshowed
18 Jun 2024
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this author could top the NYT Best Sellers list tomorrow if they wanted to. absolutely fucking masterful prose every single time.
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True Love Is What Janet and Jianyu Have by burglebezzlement for rosecake
Fandoms: The Good Place (TV)
30 Jun 2017
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When Michael goes rogue, Tahani and the others end up in the real Good Place. There's an adjustment period.
Tahani reaches out and takes Eleanor’s hand before she can tell herself not to. That the two of them — they’re not like that here. Eleanor’s worked hard, made herself into a good person, and Tahani’s still the hot fraud Eleanor thought she was the first time through.
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