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hammer price [noun]: the price at which an item is sold at auction
(Or, Buck volunteers for the LAFD Bachelor Auction and Eddie is extremely normal about it.)
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Buck asks, "Where is your dad?"
"He's downstairs buying sodas," Christopher replies. He sits down next to Buck and points at the magazine. "Why are you reading Bridal Guide?"
"Oh." Buck flushes a little. It's not like he can explain: I realized I'm in love with your dad and keep accidentally planning a wedding we're never going to have. "It was this or Golf Digest."
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Buck turns to face Eddie. She looks her up and down before saying, "You've never squirted," in a voice that's curled up at the edges, tinged with disbelief. "Nobody's ever made you squirt."
Made floods Eddie's brain with dangerous images: Buck shoving her thighs apart, Buck holding her hips down, Buck using her fingers and tongue to make her writhe and shake. Buck, her beautiful face buried in Eddie's cunt, refusing to stop until Eddie comes all over her.
Shivering, Eddie says, "No." She absolutely does not squeeze her legs together. "I'm guessing you…"
"Oh, yeah. Definitely." A smug grin lights up Buck's face. "Where do you think 'Firehose' came from?"
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(Or, Buck "Firehose' Buckley teaches her bestie how to squirt)
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"It's not what it looks like," Buck blurts.
Bobby's eyebrows reach for his hairline. "So you weren't violating the one-firefighter-per-shower regulation?"
"We," Buck sputters. "I mean, okay, yeah. We were, but we—"
"We were figuring out breakfast," Eddie cuts in.
"Well, next time, figure it out in different stalls."
(Or: Five Times They Shared a Shower at the Station and One Time They Shared One at Home)
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They're going to get through this together.
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- Part 5 of buddie codas: season eight
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Codas and episode tags written for Season Eight of 9-1-1.
Buddie or implied implied Buddie. Ratings will vary.
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Codas and episode tags written for Season Fifteen of Supernatural.
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Codas and episode tags written for Season Fourteen of Supernatural.
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Codas and episode tags written for Season Thirteen of Supernatural.
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Codas and episode tags written for Season Twelve of Supernatural.
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now we see things as in a mirror dimly by inmoonlightigetseasick
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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It’s strange. He went down hard, but nothing hurts. That might be very bad, if he can’t feel anything at all. But it’s not that. He can feel things, but they just don’t feel right. Maybe they already have him up on the stretcher, because he’s lying on something soft, not the cold ice he’d crumpled onto when he fell. He’s never felt a stretcher quite like this before, though.
“Ilya!”
There it is again. But now it’s louder. Almost unmistakably Shane.
Blinking against sunlight, Ilya opens his eyes, and stares up at the brilliant blue sky.
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After a bad hit during a game in 2016, Ilya wakes up at Shane Hollander's cottage in 2023. Finding out he has a dog, plays for Ottawa, and is married to Shane in quick succession, confronting the existence of time travel becomes the least of his worries.
Bookmarked by xylodemon
24 Jun 2026
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do the math by diazette
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial
I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started.We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.
On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left.
Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss.
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or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.
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22 Jun 2026
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Goin’ to the Chapel by FlameHazel18
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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ILYA:
No one is allowed to question the bride on her wedding day!! You just do what I say!!TROY:
How is that different from literally every other day?Or: it's Hollanov wedding day!
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- Part 4 of the sum of its parts
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14 Jun 2026
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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29 May 2026
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the great hockey bachelors of north america by lipstickliterature
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 May 2026
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Bookmarked by xylodemon
27 May 2026