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    prompts written for 12 days of christmasdale 2025

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    robert sugden and his journey with chronic migraine

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    an au where jack sugden lives - and it does make everything worse, really.

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    aaron dingle and his famed forays into baking chocolate cake

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  1. Rec 9

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    "Listen, Paddy," Robert says, squeezing Paddy's shoulder. "You seem like a good bloke; you've got a kind face and a certain charm, but you're not doing yourself any favours. Those glasses do nothing for your face and you're wearing clothes two sizes too big for you, which makes you look like a shapeless blob."

    Paddy shrinks even further into himself. "Thanks."

    Robert sighs. "What I mean to say is, I wanna help ya."

     

    or, Crazy Stupid Love AU

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “Say it again?” Shane pleads softly. “Before I leave?”

    Ilya nods, pressing his lips to Shane’s chest. When he speaks, it’s like he’s trying to push it between Shane’s ribs—directly to his heart.

    “Baby.” This, first, in English. Then in Russian: “One day you’ll realize that you’re wasted on me.

    Shane utters a quiet sob, like he understands every word. Hours later, when Ilya’s trying to sleep, he’ll swear he can feel the same sound trapped in his throat.

    Or: Ilya loves pet names. One day, Shane returns the favor.

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    03 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 7

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    And what's supposed to happen now, is that Aaron is supposed to take the glass and and the pills and knock them back and lie back down and grumble that he's fine, really, and then drift off to sleep.

    What actually happens, is that Aaron's breathing speeds up and he eyes the water warily, looking panicked at the sight of the glass.

    "No," he says, voice weak but insistent, as he shifts sluggishly, looking like he's trying to disappear into the pillows. Robert blinks at him.

    "Aaron?"

    "I don't… I don't want that."

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    02 Jul 2026

  4. Rec 14

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    "You know this girl, sir?"

    "For my sins," Robert grumbles, placing his hands on his hips, "Yes, I do, she's my-"

    "He's my dad," Liv says, suddenly, looking back at the officer. "You said you wanted to take me down to the station to call my parents, well, there's no need now, because he's my dad and he's here, so."

    "Is that right?" the officer sneers at her, the grip on her wrist not loosening at all, and Robert reacts before he thinks it through.

    "It is, actually," he says, stepping closer to the two and letting the frustration of the morning seep in to his voice, "and I'd love to know what the hell you think you're doing manhandling my daughter like that?"

    Liv learns to rely on Robert

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    02 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 11

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    Really, he should just be grateful he’s not been kicked to the curb yet. He’s more than aware of how many of Aaron’s family members are campaigning for exactly that. 

    The conversation moves on while Robert’s spiralling, and he makes his excuses to get out of there while Adam is midway through a spiel about who-knows-what, neither of them paying him much mind because why would they? 

    It’s not like it’s his fucking birthday or anything. 

    aka robert turns 30. it's just a shame nobody else remembers.

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    28 May 2026