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Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.
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- Part 13 of Harry Potter works
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18 Jun 2026
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His house liked Draco Malfoy more than him.
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15 Jun 2026
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After the end of the Second Wizarding War, Professor McGonagall petitions the Wizengamot for an unprecedented alternative punishment for Draco Malfoy, arguing that he deserves a path to redemption rather than time in Azkaban. Instead, she proposes a year of house arrest, stripped of magic, to be served living as a Muggle under the guardianship of one Hermione Granger.
What could go wrong?
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14 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy's life is in ruins. After the war, there's nothing left for him anymore. The Malfoy name is irrevocably stained, the vaults emptied for reparations, his father kissed by a Dementor, his ancestral manor burned to the ground to cleanse Voldemort's stain.
After two years in Azkaban he is released, a shell of his former self, into the care of his mother - both on permanent house arrest, both without their wands forever, both withering away in mind and soul by the day.
A chance correspondence with an Unspeakable that turns out to be none other than the Golden Girl herself gives him an unexpected reprieve from his misery, but when he starts wishing for things he can't have, Granger's ideas for fixing it are drastic.
Drastic enough that Draco Malfoy wakes up 11 years old again.
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13 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger had never met a warning label she respected.
So when an antique Malfoy ring arrives at her Ministry desk with a note in Draco Malfoy’s handwriting that reads:
Do not put it on.
She does the sensible thing.
She investigates it.
Unfortunately, the ring considers “investigate” close enough to “wear.”
Now Hermione has twenty-four hours, one provisional matrimonial claim, and exactly seven feet of forced proximity before ancient Malfoy magic declares them legally, magically, and catastrophically bound.
Draco is furious.
The contract remains unconvinced.
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12 Jun 2026