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About an hour later Keith was laying face down in their Wyoming King mattress.
“Baby, I know it’s a lot to take in but it’s only natural,“ Lance began, soothingly rubbing his back as he continued to ramble. Keith fought down a purr rising up in throat as he tuned out whatever Lance was mumbling about.
But he was right. This was a lot of process.
Apparently it was a recessive gene that only 30% of the Galran population had. It was even rarer in Galran hybrids, with only 5% of all known beings with mixed Galran heritage carrying the trait.
A rut, that is.
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- Part 2 of Galran Puberty! AU
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Lance would like to consider himself a scientist of sorts, but maybe that wasn't too accurate. After all, he was currently conducting some research those nerds couldn’t even begin to understand.
See, the study is so niche that there is only one licensed specialist in the matter, Dr. Leandro “Lance” McClain, cat shifter extraordinaire, PhD in Keithology.
Or, Lance pisses Keith off on purpose simply because he's a rascal.
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- Part 3 of Witch Keith and Familiar Lance AU
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About a year ago, Keith’s latent Galran DNA triggered a sort of second puberty. It was a common instance among various Galran hybrids as their DNA is typically dominant. However, due to the major changes a Galran puberty brings, most hybrid children experience a second puberty once their body is strong enough to survive the effects. All in all, he was still Keith, if only much bigger. Admittedly, he had initially been somewhat put off by it, but with a lot of support from his family he grew to embrace himself. Physically, he had adapted and even learned to like his new body.
It was the… urges that concerned him.
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- Part 1 of Galran Puberty! AU
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“Yes?”
Keith pauses and looks down to meet Lance’s gaze. He’d crawled underneath the counter and positioned himself between Keith’s thighs. He hadn’t done this since he first summoned him as a familiar and the customers would overwhelm him. And he’d never done it in his human form. They obviously hadn’t been together at the time so now the action poses… a different connotation.
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- Part 2 of Witch Keith and Familiar Lance AU
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“There!” he exclaimed before setting the marker down and taking in the lovely little sign he made to go next to the tip jar. In bright blue marker read the following:
2 GP to pet!!!!
all proceeds go to a cat boy (me) :3It was perfect compensation for having to work alllllll day when the sun was shining perfectly on his favorite couch. Sigh. The things he does for Keith’s sake.
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- Part 1 of Witch Keith and Familiar Lance AU
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Lance sprawled across their four-poster bed was all things debauched: flushed face tucked coyly into the crook of his arms, ass spilling from his white panties like a wet dream where it was raised in the air and waiting to take Keith inside, long-lashed eyes fluttering in Keith’s direction as he aimed a hazy, heat-heavy look over his shoulder.
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He Might Not Look Like He Gets Bitches (But Honey That Dick Was 11 Inches) by negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
23 Jul 2022
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A collective sigh of relief rushes through the room. Pidge peeks around Keith, glancing at his back. She raises her eyebrows.
“Damn. If it wasn’t a Droot-whatever, then what the hell was it? You pick a fight with a werewolf?”
Keith sends a panicked look to Lance. “Help me,” he mouths.
Lance curls up tightly, still hiding his face. His ears are flaming. “I was the one to give Keith those scratches,” he admits meekly.
Shiro turns a scolding gaze towards him. “Are you two fighting still? I thought you were finally friends!”
If at all possible, both Keith and Lance get redder. Hunk is the first to clue in.
“Oh, my God,” he says gleefully.
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07 Aug 2022
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Lance gets hit with a face full of spores and it leaves him wracked with pain. Touch is the only relief he can find.
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16 Feb 2022
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I Never Thought this Could Happen (or Maybe I Always Knew) by 2towels for mmeme
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
10 May 2021
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Lance catches one of Keith’s hands, at his side, and his touch loosens the fists they’ve made. “Speak to me, Lionfish.” He commands, a rawness in his voice that tells Keith he’s scared, too, but he needs to know what is on the other side of this new development.
So, Keith lifts his other hand, shaking, to trace over the line of where Lance’s gills should be, finding nothing but smooth skin. He trails his fingers higher, to where Lance’s ears should point and his cheeks should be flecked with bleeds of color like his tail and he asks, voice thick, “What did you do?”
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The aftermath of a little mermaid-esque commitment to the love of your life, and the practicality of leaving a life behind.
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09 Feb 2022
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Lance is happy for the new coalition—of course he is, it saves his people and his kingdom from further heartache and pain against the Galra Empire and all of the embers of its death still remaining—and he’s proud of his father for what he’s accomplished in uniting the struggling planets and sectors against their common enemy, but he hasn’t been able to tame his still-simmering bitterness at his being barred from the negotiation table.
“I know I’m getting married, Hunk.” He lets slip. Hunk’s shuffling stops, and that’s enough of a tell.
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Prince Lance has always known his role to the kingdom will involve lengthy political negotiations unless a genuine tragedy should put him first in line, but it's hard to stomach an impending arranged marriage in any scenario. Especially in the scenario where Lance actually ends up engaged to the Marmoran Prince he'd spent the night admiring, and neither are made aware of it quite in time.
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09 Feb 2022