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And I Have Already Begun by littleraeofsunshine
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
26 Jul 2026
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"My lord," said Galehaut, "I would do more for you than you would believe, and I have already begun."
Hans falls in love, finds a book, and tries to figure out how to avoid losing his best friend. It would be easier if he had anything at all to offer Henry, or if sodomy were not the sin of which men do not speak.
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18 May 2026
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Henry’s first indication that things were going to go sideways should’ve been that Hans wouldn’t stop fidgeting in the saddle. He kept looking up and down the empty road as he chatted away about nothing in particular, thumbs passing over the bight of his reins with repetitious fervence, as if they couldn’t find it in themselves to still. Despite how fine the atmosphere of that sunny summer day was, Henry could not help but become somewhat suspicious that their hunting trip —the first of its kind since their recent return to Rattay—was about to take a bit of a nosedive.
Come to think of it, perhaps all the fidgeting was a secondary indication… Really, his first massive, glaring golden sign should’ve been the fact that Hans purposefully selected the wrong horse.
In which Hans loses his nerve, Henry loses his temper, and one of them decides to be brave...
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- Part 4 of No Good Deed
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16 Mar 2026
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After Voldemort is defeated, the script for Harry's life comes to an end. Unsure of what to do with his life, he does nothing. Only one person is on hand to show Harry that a hero is not the sum of his vanquished enemies, but he's got problems of his own.
Originally written for HP Springsmut in March 2006.
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26 Jan 2026
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Stranded On An Alien Planet With A Handsome “Alien”-Alien And There’s Only One Bed The Fic The Movie The Fanfiction by hugging_bears_is_cool
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 May 2024
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The Human Alliance has been at war with the Alternian Empire for a century. Dave E. Strider, the star pilot of the ace squad, finds himself plummeting to certain death when he gets hit by a stray laser beam during the fight on XANA-4. Surviving the crash, he must survive long enough to build a radio, but that’s easier said than done when every day you wake up and are faced with the consequences of your perceived shortcomings. Luckily, he might not be the only survivor! Unluckily, it’s as if they’re actively avoiding him…
Watch Dave run around like a silly goose and really not beat those hyperactive delirium allegations.Bookmarked by virtual_archimime
30 Nov 2024
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Mob falls in love with an exorcist.
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13 Jul 2024
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Mob and Ritsu decide to repopulate the planet.
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13 Jul 2024
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Reigen is hired to exorcize a ghost from the girls’ locker room at Black Vinegar Middle School. Naturally, he sends his reliable student in to get the job done.
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30 May 2024
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tomorrow isn't always another day by suitablyskippy for warfare
Fandoms: モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
25 Dec 2016
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It’s like Reigen’s been waiting for the question. He stops dead on the pavement, grips Mob by the shoulders, and stares down into his eyes with an expression as haunted as though every ghost the pair of them has ever exorcised has taken up residence behind it. “Mob,” he says. “Mob,” he says again. “Tell me, Mob. Look at me and tell me. Tell me truthfully. Do I look cursed to you?”
Mob looks at him, and tells him truthfully. “No.”
“Well, you didn’t look very long,” says Reigen. “Let’s just stand here for a moment, like so, and you can have another look, a nice long look, and really think about it...”
(There's nothing strange about being called back to exorcise the same haunted photocopier six days in a row. It must just be a very haunted photocopier.)
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21 May 2024
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You Are a Refugee From an Omnicidal Empire by adjourned
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
21 Sep 2019
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The first time you see him is Day 1 of Sburbian Mythology 101.
The lecture starts in two minutes and the flow of students into the hall has slowed to a trickle, which is how you notice out of the corner of your eye a pale human in all red sauntering into the room, wearing a set of douchey shades in perplexing defiance of the torrential rainstorm that's been plaguing the city all week. In fact, you register, he seems to be the only one in the hall to not be drenched or at least somewhat wet, as if he's somehow managed to convince his clothes to ignore the godawful downpour outside.
You're about to turn back away when he stops and seizes up mid-stride, the abrupt tension in the human's posture visible even from a distance. He's looking in your direction, you realize, and though the sunglasses are in the way, you have an unshakable feeling that his eyes are staring straight at you.
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- Part 1 of Refuge in Oblivion
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26 Apr 2024
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18 Mar 2024
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The More You Don't Know by Neery
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2022
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Luo Binghe has it all: the respect of the cultivation world, the home he always wanted, and Shizun's love. There's just one problem: if Shizun ever finds out he's a demon, it's going to ruin everything.
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- Part 1 of They've Connected The Dots
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05 Mar 2024
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when the glass shatters (which me do you see?) by Quirmzi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
12 Mar 2023
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“Can I wear a Godzilla shirt?” Shen Yuan asks. “My Da-ge has one and it’s very cool.”
“We’ll see what I can find,” Shang Qinghua replies, knowing full well there wasn’t even a Godzilla in this world, not unless you included the monster he ripped off from Godzilla that Luo Binghe ends up killing to save a maiden from. “A-Yuan, why don’t we go back to my house?”
Shen Yuan pouts, cheeks puffing out. How cute! Shang Qinghua can’t believe this is what turns into his prickly Cucumber-Bro. “My parents told me not to follow strangers anywhere.”
“We’re not strangers, we’re best bros,” Shang Qinghua says, putting his hand over his heart. “Plus, I’ll get you the best Godzilla shirt there ever was.”
Naturally, Shen Yuan does not get his Godzilla shirt. That was when Shang Qinghua learned that his best friend and greatest critic’s habit of whacking people on the head started from a young age. Ouch.
Or: Shen Qingqiu gets turned into six year old Shen Yuan. Nothing good comes out of it.
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21 Jan 2024
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A Memory: Curing Succubi Poisoning with Master Liu by acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2019
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During the succubus extra... Liu Qingge really doesn't know how to jack off and Shen Qingqiu has to help him.
Written for Liu Qingge Fuck or Die week!!!
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20 Jan 2024
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Plastromancy by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2021
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"One night, Luo Binghe notices something odd about the way his blood is pooling on the floor of the woodshed."
A twelve year old Luo Binghe meets his Other Shizun.
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10 Jan 2024
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raised by winter winds by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2024
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Shen Yuan has had a push-and-pull relationship with Shen Qingqiu for years. Shen Yuan knows that Shen Qingqiu is meant to be a villain, but he knows just as well that many of the things Shen Qingqiu was accused of in Proud Immortal Demon Way were just shitty misunderstandings, and over the years Shen Yuan has become reluctantly fond of his Shizun.
Abusing Luo Binghe was not a misunderstanding, though, and Shen Yuan will do whatever he can to correct the fact that he wasn't there to protect Luo Binghe when it happened.
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“Shizun, I already said that I like beasts best - if I can’t raise Luo Binghe to be my shidi, can’t I raise him as my pet instead?”- Language:
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09 Jan 2024
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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08 Dec 2023
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a light hidden and singing by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Oct 2021
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Since he was a child, since Lan Wangji had first become aware of his own alienating effect on others, he has long resigned himself to a loveless marriage. Perhaps even a companionate one, so long as his partner was agreeable and unbothersome and let him have his own space.
He could not have even begun to predict Wei Wuxian.
(A canonverse arranged marriage fic.)
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09 Jun 2023
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“So, this is awkward,” says Wei Ying, with a little laugh. It sounds fake. “But I think you have mistaken me for someone else.”
A year after the mysterious death of the Jin heir, Lan Wangji runs across the secret, long-lost, amnesiac love of his life while on a night-hunt.
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- Part 4 of Unconnected MDZS alternate universe fics
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05 Jun 2023
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At first, it felt like things returned back to their usual rhythm. The kids seemed to get over the shock of an unfortunate twist in the night-hunt, and soon none of them seemed too troubled over it.
Lan Zhan, however, was another matter altogether.
or, lwj starts acting strange
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03 Jun 2023
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История одной свадьбы (A Marriage Story) by lan_shenyan
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Sep 2022
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Пока он принимает душ, всё ещё обнажённый Лань Ванцзи заходит в ванную комнату. Мужчина видит сквозь запотевшее стекло игру мышц на чужом теле, простирающихся до упругих ягодиц, которые напрягаются, когда Лань Ванцзи наклоняется над раковиной, чтобы умыться.
Естество возбуждается от открывшегося ему вида.
Он прикрывает глаза и разворачивается, поднимает глаза на капли воды, стекающие на него.
После оставшихся позади девяти месяцев брака он думал, что уже оставил всё позади.
Вполне очевидно, что внутри него скрывается мазохист, которого охватывает страсть, стоит завидеть обнажённое тело мужа, несмотря на многие разочарования в сексе.
Давние романтические заблуждения; исцеление, дарованное браком.
Лань Ванцзи и Вэй Усянь — стороны, состоящие в браке.- Language:
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02 Jun 2023