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    1977: In a smoky Cokeworth pub where the Sex Pistols scream Anarchy through crackling speakers, Hermione's serving chips while young Severus Snape pours pints and practices his sneer. She wasn't supposed to be here, but a cursed Time-Turner had other plans the night Dumbledore fell. Their summer burns wild and free, all vinyl records, heated nights, and a love affair that tastes like rebellion. But September's reality crashes in: they're both heading to Hogwarts, where choosing sides means more than picking records.

    Two decades, two wars, and one hell of a temporal mess later; the future's about to get a new soundtrack.

    Never mind prophecies, History's about to get loud.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Because one day I asked myself what would have happened had Loki known he was adopted. A universe spun out from there.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Maybe it was the please that did it but Jane finally met her gaze, worrying at her lip for a split second before she blurted out, “you ate a magic apple and now you’re some kind of immortal.”

    “I’m a…” Darcy blinked twice, swallowed once and shook her head, “nope, okay, rewind. What?”

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    Darcy Lewis learned nothing from fairytales.
    After eating an honest to god(dess) magic apple she finds herself the unwilling heiress of the powers of Eris, Goddess of Chaos. Stuck on Asgard as she struggles for control, things go from ‘weird’ to ‘oh hell no’ when she’s thrown together with Mr Tall, Dark, and Murderous himself. She wants nothing to do with Loki, no matter what Thor’s mom says about things not always being what they seem, but she might not have a choice. With her control wavering and her powers threatening to go nova she comes to realise he might just be the one person alive who can help her, whether she likes it or not.

     

    ((Slow burn Tasertricks set after the first Avengers and going blissfully off canon after that point, because it’s apparently still 2012 in my head.)

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Tony didn't know that the Stones were aware and watching as he snapped reality closer to fixed. He wasn't aware of how much strain the fabric of reality was under. So when it came time to snap in the Endgame battle he hesitated only long enough to brace himself against the pain of holding all of the stones.

    "This one, this one is ours," the Infinity Stones whispered silently to themselves. "We will let him try again."

    Tony snapped and woke up after surgery in a cave.

    The Guardian of Infinity had been born.

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    24 Oct 2025

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    The tale of how Loki survives Thanos's attack on the Statesman and proceeds to completely muckup the entire timeline of Infinity War, so with the power of the Time Stone, just decides to give them all a re-do. Give them time enough to get the Asgardians to Earth in safety, to win over one billionaire, genius, playboy philanthropist and hopefully, defeat Thanos. All with some time for a little mischief.

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    13 Sep 2025