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the present reeks of history and the cynics say we’re in too deep by xiaopervert (userhoax)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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Wanderer's skin glows for his age.
For a puppet that outlived its shelf-date, he’s kept well. Preserved in a time where divinity has long gone; dermatologists and cosmetic clinics wish he were their poster model.
He’s watched Teyvat modernize time and time again, his doctorates and degrees void of any meaning when he graduates for the 76th time out of boredom. He's used to human society by now, their lengthy and ridiculous rules. Mastering their absurd systems of rent, bank loans, the stigma of unemployment—living.
Everything is fine, even when grocery prices hike up way past his budget, when Nahida insists he stops walking across a stage, and when he finds out he’s died again in the local newspaper.
And, oh, that Xiao is still alive.
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“Short, dark hair, looks like he’d murder you if he could,” Zandik states, “Wears red eyeliner sometimes, can’t miss him.”
Ajax thinks Zandik’s brief descriptions do not do this person’s appearance any justice because he’s staring down at the most beautiful man he’s ever laid his eyes upon.
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Xiao doesn’t know why this ginger-haired man is mistaking him for his date, but it’s a little too late to correct him.
A Chixiao Blind-Dating AU, aka wrong person, right time.
TLDR: AITA for pretending to be my boyfriend's blind date because he mistook me for someone else he was supposed to meet that day?
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through the gated courtyard by xiaopervert (userhoax)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2023
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A detour from his usual route, Chongyun makes a promise to a stranger clad in performance garb, a firecracker boy with an infectious smile and wild ambition in the glint of his gaze.(Written before Ga-Ming's Release)
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Summer's Dawn, Autumn's Dusk by xiaopervert (userhoax)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Aug 2023
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A letter written with no return address, left within time’s grasp as a prayer. Where a wish is embraced before it is granted, and where a dream is given shape, and the name of a lover, a friend, a promise is inscribed in his heart. Carried by the wind, whispered into the arms of eternity, forever touched by the fingers of fate.
Kazuha dozes into a slumber, as Xiao's voice fills him with life.
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Embarking on an oceanic voyage to the abandoned island of Wangshu, Kazuha encounters a stubborn lightkeeper that refuses to leave, though all the more insistent on keeping Kazuha out than letting him in.
When Kazuha’s boat gets damaged by an unexpected storm and he is left stranded, his hope for survival lies with the man who has been watching over him from afar—one he isn't too keen about getting assistance from. Perhaps they can overcome their mutual differences, and reveal a layer of their identities from a bygone age.
A post-apocalyptic Teyvat AU.
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Former classmates Wonwoo and Minghao reunite at a hotel bar in Tokyo. Wonwoo recounts what went wrong with his high school flame, Kim Mingyu, and how he fulfilled a promise seven years in the making.
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20 Apr 2021
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my jaw DROPPED it was that good
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“It’s great timing that you moved here. Word is you recently married your long distance partner, congratulations."
Minghao starts sweating. Is it normal to congratulate people on a new marriage, or is his boss suspicious of the serendipitous nature of his visa? He straightens up and tries to arrange his face into something lovestruck.
“Thanks.” He smiles big. “I really love him. The whole thing was so... “ Clinical. “Romantic.”
He thinks of how Mingyu slammed the door last night but snuck out early this morning without so much as a note. They haven’t even exchanged phone numbers yet.
(featured on Fic Clique!)
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- Part 1 of like real people do
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29 Sep 2020
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i dont think ive read anything so realistic yet so meaningful with its themes, messages, and just FEELINGS throughout this entire fic, this journey from loneliness and indifference to comfort and tenderness that gyuhao go through is just so beautifully written. tears were shed, laughter in parts, just this fic was just a pleasure to read. i love this fic so so much, please to whoever is lurking, take a day off to read this wonderful story ;~;
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"You want us to what?!" Minghao asked in disbelief.
The CEO looked between Minghao and Mingyu awkwardly as he repeated himself, "We need you two to date...each other."In other words, Pledis wants Minghao and Mingyu to pull the mother of all publicity stunts.
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17 Jul 2020
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what a journey!!! i miss gyuhao but i can relive it anytime ∞/∞ <3
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29 Jun 2020
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MY FAV SVT AU SERIES BY FAR PLEASE PLEASE READ
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Their love story began before time itself. It was written in the stars themselves. They were destined from the start, just meant for each other.
If this was the punishment for loving his god and setting him free, so be it.
This might be Wonwoo’s greatest sin but loving Minghao with his entirety was his virtue. No god and no destiny can ever take that away from him....
Or in which Wonwoo sins, time and time again just for Minghao.
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- Part 6 of 78 Drabbles for 78 Ships
- Part 1 of Fallin' Flower AU
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20 May 2020
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pleaseeeeeeee read this wonhao fic again and again for the sake of my heart and soul, this is everything i ever loved