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    After overhearing a fascinating story about an obscure temple tucked into some corner of Liyue Harbor, Childe had only meant to have a little fun at Zhongli's expense; he'd earned at least that much after the Osial Incident. Unfortunately for Childe, his track record at outmaneuvering Zhongli isn't exactly stellar.

    There's a not-quite hysterical cadence to Childe's quiet words as he leans in closer, sweeping a hand wide to encompass shelves heavy with hundreds upon hundreds of icons and figurines depicting Rex Lapis in various forms both draconic and human, lovingly crafted and singularly, proudly well-endowed. "This is your dick temple," he whispers, for emphasis. "Just — here, in the middle of Liyue Harbor?"

    "Worship comes in many forms, as a servant of the Cryo Archon is surely well aware," Zhongli says serenely, eyes narrowing in suspicion when Childe makes a small strangled sound to avoid pointing out the unfortunate innuendo. "What god would turn away a sincere offering?"

    "The Tsaritsa doesn't have a dick temple," Childe mutters.

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    Sick of people giving him shit for not being owned, Tony collars himself to make people think he has a Dom. For some reason, Loki develops a bit of an obsession - and for some reason, when Loki learns the truth and makes an insane suggestion, Tony says yes.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “Are you telling me,” Tony says slowly, “that from all the Gods who took over our cities – from all the Gods who’ve been using humans as fucktoys three months a year, I’ve landed the only one who flat-out doesn’t fuck?”

    Great, now Loki looks amused. “Did you want to be my fucktoy?”

    “What? No, you –“ Tony flushes bright red and then glares when Loki’s smirk widens. “Shut up, no, I don’t.”

    (Narrator: He does.)

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    24 May 2026

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    Many have flocked to Liyue to try their hand at conquering Rex Lapis’ Path of Indomitable Jade, rumoured to be relentless in its challenge but bountiful in its reward. Unsurprisingly, Ajax’s one track mind honed in on the word challenge and ran all the way to Celestia with it.

    No one told him it was a bygone tradition that vied for the emperor’s hand in marriage, not until much later, when Liyue was already decked to the nines in preparation for the coronation of the emperor’s beloved consort– an Ajax-shaped consort.

    (In which a bored Childe thinks he’s scaling up mountains to fight adepti and gain bountiful gifts for his nation and all that jazz, but he actually ends up wooing one of them and fighting favour from the rest and-- uh, wait, what do you mean the eccentric rock enthusiast is the emperor--)

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    29 Oct 2022

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    Geo slimes with flower crowns, fifteen tea cakes guy, stupidity of epic proportions and an escape to Dragonspine. Very cute!

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    Nibelheim’s patron deity was Fenrir.

    For as long as Cloud could remember, he had been taught the songs and prayers for offerings. He had been blessed with the strength of the wolf, the eyes of the wolf, and the cunning intelligence of the wolf. He had never crossed outside of Nibelheim’s borders. He was Fenrir’s.

    So, why then, did Cloud feel an aching burn on his chest?

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    10 Dec 2025