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  1. Summary

    Contains the fics with worldbuilding structured around my specific variety of FOP metaphysics and magical creature religion headcanons - inspired by Potazel, Potahzel from A New Wish, Plato, and Anathem by Neal Stephenson.
    The ships and foci of these fics may end up varying widely, but since they're all set in the same variety of universe, I'm putting them all together here.

    Perhaps Lowkey Spoilery Info On Fairly Odd Metaphysics and Magical Creature Religion

    Magical creatures tend to believe in a religion called Protoism, which is essentially a religious version of Plato’s Cave. Everything in the universe is simply a Shadow on the walls, and everyone is a Prisoner watching them - except that magical creatures can manipulate them with their magic to get the results they want.

    Highkey Spoilery Protoism

    But the universe is a nuclear reactor at the edge of explosion. A Russian Doll of nested Darknesses/Kindnesses have been simulating universes inside each other, being Plato’s Sun. But the changes in A New Wish has pushed them to the limit.

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    Norm the Genie chooses to stay, and that proves vastly more pivotal than he could ever have imagined.

    (Or: a series about a whole lot of slash ships, the formation of a Crocker-Dimmadome-Cosma-Fairywinkle extended family - and also fairly odd metaphysics, and magical creature religion.)

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    Realizing that my tag You Can Thank Potazel Potahzel And Plato For The Basis Of Magical Creature Religion might be a bit cryptic, I’ve decided to lay out the blueprints for the Protoism Multiverse.

    Come for the critique of a sterile TikTok-bait song about French fries; stay for the synthesis of Plato’s Allegory of the Cave, Neal Stephenson’s Anathem, and the Thelemic occultism. This is a deep dive into how the chaotic, nonsensical mess of Fairly OddParents canon actually hides a crumbling cosmic simulation—a nuclear reactor at the edge of explosion—and why it’s finally time for a new Aeon to begin.

    (Yes, the potato gijinka is foundational. No, Edgy Beanie Timmy is not invited.)

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    Norm decides to take the offer of freedom in exchange for marrying Jorgen Von Strangle that the Fairy Council offers him, and that proves vastly more pivotal than he could have imagined.

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    It was worth the risk—or at least it wasn't any less worth the risk than otherwise—to send Grace up with two experimental drugs in his system, instead of just the one that the other two astronauts got. There were bound to be some kind of side effect to the combination that no one even had the time to hypothesize about.
    Wiping a mind that was almost completely shut off wasn't Stratt's best idea. The effects of the coma drug and amnesia drug leave Grace waking up changed. He's a different person now.

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    "I keep doing this thing where I keep thinking of him… my past self… me… as a different person. Like just now, I did it two consecutive times. I go through so many memories thinking 'Why would you do that?' as if he's a different person that I'm just reacting to. I'm trying not to. Just because I don't like what I learn about myself doesn't mean I get to pretend it isn't me."

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    Some things are fixed. Some things can be changed. But the true nature of permanence isn't an easy lesson, even for a pair of Time Lords. A Master-POV take on the first fifteen hundred years of their lives—together, apart, and every state in between.

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    March 15, 1972 was the worst day of Crocker's life even though he doesn't remember most of it. But now that Norm owes him a favour, he finally has a chance to find out what happened that fateful day.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Awesome! :D

    It is so cute how Norm held Crocker's hand to cloak him magically, and Crocker loved him doing that. I love it. :D

    Hehehe I love Norm flirting with Crocker, and being confused about how old he is.

    Crocker's so resigned about his life being awful. He has no idea how much better it's about to get, hehehehe

    I think your Jorgen characterization makes sense. Jorgen is the guy who showed Timmy the world that was better because Timmy wished not to exist in A Wishful Life, after all, and also, Jorgen's canon characterization - though consistent in some important ways - mostly consists of a few specific tropes and not an attempt to create a cohesive character with a realistic internal life. And what Jorgen did here is not too far off from what he did in The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker anyway.

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    Now that Norm's lifelong dream of freedom finally achieved he has two main goals: ruin life of Timmy Turner for embarrassing him and repay Denzel Crocker for setting him free. And he has a plan to achieve both!
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    Rewrite of the "Fairy Idol"

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    16 Mar 2026

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    I love this! :D

    The way you made the episode Fairy Idol and Norm’s plan in it, and how Norm got found out in your worldbuilding is excellent and it perfectly dealt with all the iffy aspects of the canon episode.

    And I love that Norm was so determined to pay Crocker back that he basically was willing to sacrifice his own freedom for it - that is some powerful devotion, but Norm, being Norm, just thinks he was trying to avoid things being awkward the next time he saw Crocker.

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    Crocker is stuck in a hour long boring conference. Norm decides to make it more fun for him.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Oooh yes! :D I love it!

    (And the mention of a "part eight" has me hyped.)

    Crocker being bored at this conference he's attended a million times is so highkey relatable, and Norm's solution to it is perfect. I love how mischievous he is, and the tension of Crocker trying to hide how his boyfriend is entertaining him during the conference. It's so hot too, because of said tension.

    I'll be onboard for wherever you decide to go with this ship. :D