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I Ain't No Calming Goat! by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
10 Nov 2019
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There’s a man sitting in the corner of the room, half cast in shadow. Peter’s vision was still mottled, but he can make out gray pants similar to his own. His roomie was wearing a white shirt, the sleeves twisted strangely, decorated with buttons and straps. It took several more blinks to realize that’s because it was a straitjacket.
That is never a good sign.
Peter jumped to his feet, almost threw up, and plastered himself to the wall, slowly easing down into a crouch. But the man only cocked his head to the side, hairless eyebrows quirking. When Peter inhaled, the stench of pain made his nose sting and his eyes water, overwhelming in its magnitude. The man’s eyes are hard and angry when they meet Peters’.
“And who are you supposed to be? They actually giving me roommates again? Nice try, Francie!” this the man yelled at the door, “but I’m not buying it! Give im’ to someone else.”
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Or the one where Peter is kidnapped by Weapon X and shares a cell with Deadpool.
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29 Jan 2024
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Thirty Trillion Cells, Eleven Systems, One Body by Anonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 May 2021
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The human body, Izuku thinks, is wonderfully complex. Everything working together in perfect synchronicity, from the beating of the heart, a twitch of a finger, or peristalsis of the gut. Every level of organization brought a new layer of complexity that endlessly fascinated him.
Life is just like the human body. Sometimes it doesn’t work the way we want it too. It hurts and aches and breaks and everyone does their best to hold themselves together through it all.
One small change in an orderly system can have devastating effects.
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11 Mar 2023
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and even the cake is in tiers by supercrunch
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Feb 2022
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Izuku sighs. "I think Kacchan's picking fights because he wants Todoroki to notice him. Maybe the two of them just need a little push in the right direction.”
“Off a cliff, maybe,” says Ochako.
"Let’s be serious,” Iida says. “We all know Bakugou’s crush isn’t on Todoroki.”
(What's Deku doing? His best, probably.)
(Don't repost my work to any other site. This includes YouTube).
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15 Jul 2022
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Honeydew (Or 5 Gentle Moments between Izuku and Katsuki) by elegant_tree
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Jul 2020
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Midoriya was pretty.
“‘Zuku,” He ripped the pencil out of the freckled grasp. When he got a glare in response he just raised an eyebrow, “You either eat the damn granola bar or I shove it down your motherfucking throat.”
Midoriya Izuku was pretty, Bakugou just didn't know how to tell him he thought so.
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OR, Izuku doesn't know soft-touches at home so Katsuki fixes that (Prompts are very much welcomed :]!! )
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- Part 1 of Swirling Colors
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30 Jun 2022
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Traveling in the Night by Lian93
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Nov 2022
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7 months. It's been 7 months since Midoriya Izuku's been missing. No one knows who took him. Why they took him. Or how they took him. However, when he is found hanging by wrists in a basement, everyone notices something else missing from the poor student, something more than just innocence, something no one knows if he'll ever get back.
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Blind. Deaf. Scentless and Tasteless, Midoriya has only one connection to the world: his sense of touch. In a journey of trust, manipulation, and strength beyond the physical level, Midoriya is forced to lean on those around him. Trust is tested. Reality distorted. And life forever changed.
The road to recovery will be a hard one, but even in the darkness of the night, one never travels alone.
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- Part 2 of Free Whump Fics Sold Here
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18 Jun 2022