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The mortifying ordeal of being stiff by netpresentsuffering for charingfae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2025
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Hermione Granger is in the thick of a quarter-life crisis. Her love life is a desolate wasteland, and she’s staring down the bleak possibility of dying a virgin—with an impressive career, sure, but not a single orgasm to her name.
Desperate, she turns to the only person she knows, who might be able to help.
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- Part 2 of The Heart’s Incurable Malady
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01 Aug 2025
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When Hermione drinks a mislabeled potion in the Hogwarts lab, she expects a calming tonic. What she gets is a full-body aphrodisiac… and Draco Malfoy offering to call someone for help.
She says no.
She wants him.
What follows is an experimental protocol of exactly how many times one witch can come in a single night… and how many places a Malfoy signet ring doesn’t belong—but fits perfectly.Series
- Part 1 of The Series of Incidents
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01 Aug 2025
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2026
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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PODFIC: Marriage, Murder, and other Misfortunes by TheSulkingSlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2025
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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11 Jun 2025