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  1. Rec 19

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    Eigentlich will Bob nur den Sturm nutzen, um einige Fotos am Meer zu schießen, doch plötzlich ist er nicht mehr allein - und er merkt schnell, dass Dylan noch eine Rechnung offen hat.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Peter Parker knows for a fact that smart kids always know they're smart. Another thing he knows: it fucking sucks to be a smart kid. It means being watched all the time, it means adults peering down their noses, it means tests and homework and boredom. It means fieldtrips to Oscorp and superpowers. It means watching Ben die, knowing exactly whose fault it is. It means an internship at Stark Industries, it means becoming an Avenger, it means getting dusted, coming back, watching another father figure die, watching him come back. It means holding May's hand while she babbles incoherently, inching towards death. It means magic spells and forgetting and seven years of lonely vigilanteism. It means making wrong choice after wrong choice after wrong choice.

    One thing Peter Parker knows for sure? Smart kids grow up to be the dumbest adults.

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    Twenty-five years old, forgotten by everyone, stoned out of his mind, Spider-Man has an unexpected run-in with Deadpool that might just change everything.

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    22 Jun 2026

  3. Rec 3

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    Inzwischen hatte sich eine Art Routine zwischen den beiden entwickelt. Andrews hatte ihn nach dem Konzert nach Hause gefahren und Skinny hatte ihn wie jedes Mal gefragt, ob er noch auf ein Bier mit reinkommen wollte. Dass es eine rein rhetorische Frage gewesen war, wusste sie beide. Denn es war klar, dass Andrews für mehr als nur ein Bier mit in Skinnys Wohnung kommen würde.

     

    Bob trinkt mehr als er sollte, sagt mehr als er sollte und will mehr als er sollte - zumindest wenn man Skinny fragt.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    "Wait a second. Peter, was the Stark internship just a cover for being Spider-Man?"

    Peter winces. "Yeah."

    In a masterful act of self-control, Ryland refrains from swearing once more. "Are you saying he encouraged it?"

    "No! Okay, well, just a little. But not really? I swear, Mr. Stark didn't do anything wrong!" Peter stammers. "He—"

    "I've heard enough," he says firmly, cutting him off. Internally, though, Ryland wants to scream; maybe bash his head against a wall for good measure. Of course, what happened during college would come back to bite him; of course, it would. Because why would good things ever happen to him?

    Or: Ryland Grace finds out that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Consequently, he meets with Tony Stark for the first time in years, roughly two decades after their college hookup. This is a problem.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    “Doctor Grace, huh? What about a first name, Pete?” Tony asks and Peter shakes his head.

    Peter stops for a moment, thinking. “Oh, right, yeah! Ryland, I think…” He says, thinking back to introductions earlier.

    Tony raises an eyebrow. Ryland Grace…now why does that sound familiar?

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    01 Jun 2026