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    When he wakes up, there's a new doc in the room.

    His hair is just one big brown rat’s nest or mop, sticking up every which way like a mad scientist, and he mumbles to himself while he writes, his lower lip jutted out while he nibbles on it. Oh, Wade’s dying, sure, but suddenly he’s reminded that he’s definitely not dead yet.

    “Helllllo, nurse,” Wade says right away. He wiggles his knuckle stumps in a wave.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    "What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”

    Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.

    Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”

     

    Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU

    To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.

    Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Despite popular belief Izuku can really keep a secret, but class 1-A can sniff out a secret like their lives depend on it. So, what happens when Katsuki Bakugou makes an appearence on a famous youtuber's channel that nobody knows the identity of? All hell breaks lose. That's what happens

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    16 Feb 2026

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    He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.

    “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”

    My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.

    “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”

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    Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?

    Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

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    06 Feb 2026