thetbone
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- Black Widow (Movie 2021) (28)
- Marvel (8)
- Thunderbolts (Movie 2025) (7)
- Agatha All Along (TV) (7)
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Beats for Me by hurricxneamelia, thetbone
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
26 Jun 2026
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Chapter 52: Rio considers repairing the fractured dynamic with her sister.
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Death is devoted to her job, which includes getting rid of abominations that threaten the balance. Rio is devoted to Agatha, who has become…an abomination that threatens the balance. The two may have survived the Road, but now, they have to navigate an even longer, more complicated one.
Featuring: Rio accidentally befriending Alice and her cat, Jen reluctantly becoming Agatha’s midwife, Lilia proving that time is indeed non-linear, and Billy just trying to survive Professor Harkness' magic lessons.
Basically, our version of Agatha All Along Season 2. (But, like, if it moved to HBO, because there’s a lot of saying “fuck” and also actual fucking.)
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- Part 2 of "Beats for..." Series
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I Am Not a Monster by hurricxneamelia, thetbone
Fandoms: WandaVision (TV), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Agatha All Along (TV)
22 Jun 2026
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What do a scrappy teen, a powerful being capable of spontaneous creation, and a 300-year-old witch have in common? They all need to heal from their pasts, they all need to figure out who they want to be now, and they all might just need each other.
Or: the one where Wanda and Agatha accidentally adopt America.
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Rumors swirl after someone tweets that they saw Carol looking cozy with her manager at a Shadowstorm of Wycaro book signing. Naturally, Carol takes matters into her own hands — with disastrous results.
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- Part 2 of pre-canon sturstead snapshots
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“I’m one of the lit managers,” the woman explains.
“Yet you can’t manage to take a hint," Carol retorts. "I’m not in the mood for conversation.”
It’s meant to be rude — to get this beautiful, annoying woman to leave her alone once and for all — but instead, the corner of her mouth curves into a smirk. Carol hates how sexy she finds it. “Clever wordplay,” she commends. “You really are a writer.”
Or: After sending dozens of query letters with no success, Carol reluctantly goes to a literary speed-dating event to try to find representation. There, she meets Helen.
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- Part 1 of pre-canon sturstead snapshots
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High Infidelity by hurricxneamelia, thetbone
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The White Lotus (TV)
14 Jan 2026
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"If Agatha can’t have joy, she’ll take power. If she can’t have friends, she’ll take victims. If she can’t have love, she’ll take this — fucking someone’s wife at a luxury resort."
Rio Vidal is a lawyer stuck in a toxic marriage. Agatha Harkness is a con artist on the heels of a nasty divorce. The two cross paths at a Sicilian hotel and start an affair that will change their lives forever.
Or: the White Lotus AU.
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yelena snapshots by thetbone
Fandom Black Widow (Movie 2021), Hawkeye (TV 2021), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
02 May 2025
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"Beats for..." Series by hurricxneamelia, thetbone
Fandom Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, WandaVision (TV)
26 Jun 2026
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- 217,415
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How to Teach an Old Soviet Hero New Tricks by dallirious, thetbone
Fandom Black Widow (Movie 2020), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Black Widow - Fandom, Hawkeye (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Oct 2023
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chaotic yelena by thetbone
Fandom Black Widow (Movie 2021), Doctor Strange (2016), Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness - Fandom, Hawkeye (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Sep 2023
- Words:
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Summer Storms by rucolaruquette
Fandoms: Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four (Comicverse), X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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The Fantastic Four become the Fantastic Five when Sue and Reed adopt a young mutant boy who has run away from his group home.
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21 Jul 2025
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Agatha wasn’t a very nice boss. Striking fear in her employees was part of what kept her from losing her mind.
or agatha is a terrible boss and rio is horny about it. au solely for the purpose of gratuitous smut.
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12 Nov 2024
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Agatha toys with the bottom of Jen’s shirt, giving her a look that makes it exceedingly hard for Jen to stay stone-faced. (She manages it, though: not a single facial muscle betrays what Agatha does to her.) “You called me, Jen. I’m here on your marching orders.”
“You’re here,” Jen says, running a nail up Agatha’s forearm, “because you want to be. But if you’d rather go spend the night with your power, be my guest.”
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Agatha and Jen's situationship in the decades before the Road.
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10 Nov 2024
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“Agatha Harkness,” says Rio, “are you going to kill me?”
Hot, heady power flushes from Agatha’s head straight to her toes – the way it feels when she drains someone, when she becomes more than just herself.
She plants a wet kiss on Rio’s cheek. “Darling, I – “
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Agatha dies.
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15 Oct 2024
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“Happy Pride!” says a man holding a clipboard, smiling at Agatha from a corporate tent set up on the sidewalk. He holds out a pair of cheap sunglasses wrapped in plastic; "CitiBank Supports Love" is scrawled across the top of the frames in an ugly serif font. “Would you like to sign up for a chance to win a spot on CitiBank’s Be-You Cruise for Two? Maybe invite the special lady in your life?”
“Oh, I’m a God-fearing Christian woman, sir,” Agatha says, slipping into her best Southern drawl. “I was just on my way to the M&M store in Times Square and got awful lost. Those drag queens sure are funny, though. If they wanna damn themselves to an eternity of hellfire, lord knows they’ll look fabulous doing it, am I right? Slay!”
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Agatha attends her first Pride.
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12 Oct 2024