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    “What do you know about it,” asked Ilya. He looked up toward the night sky, which was starless under the bright street lamps. “The curse, I mean. What did she tell you?”

    “So you do know about it,” said Fabian. Ilya turned back to look at him. 

    “A bit,” said Ilya. He took another deep drag of his cigarette. “It took my mother. In a way.”

    “I’m so sorry,” said Fabian. He kicked his boot into the wall. “My friend mentioned it was a bloodline thing.”

    “Yes,” said Ilya. “Rarer for men to have it, but. Here I am.”

    Irina was a Siren. Ilya has always been cursed to be just like her.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    "She's my fairy godmother," Shane says, loud enough for Ilya to hear, as he stares at himself in the mirror.

    There's a long, long pause. Then Ilya laughs loudly, a genuine burst of surprise that reverberates off the doorway. "Very funny, Hollander. And you are my cute little house elf. What does that make me?"

    Instead of Rose becoming Shane's best friend, she offered to grant him three wishes a month. Surely a dream come true for any closeted hockey player trying to navigate impossible feelings for his biggest rival.

    But over the following months, a few problems emerge: first, Shane has no clue how to explain this relationship to an increasingly jealous Ilya. Second, he keeps screwing up his wishes. And, oh yeah, he's maybe a little terrified of his fairy godmother.

    Vibes: Ella Enchanted meets Heated Rivalry. 50% crack, 50% fix it fic, 100% magical alternative coming out story. 🧚‍♀️ Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Ilya wrings out his shirt and tries to swallow the humilation burning at the back of his throat. "It is very funny," he says, flatly. "I am enjoying these jokes. I love to pay damages at every hotel. Is good for your poor sad American economy."

    "They do it to everyone," Price repeats, as if Ilya is just anybody and that makes it ok.

    Or: Ilya's rookie season costs more than expected.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    During his rookie year, Shane goes to a Halloween party at a Montreal gay bar to confirm some suspicions about himself. Unfortunately, it’s 2010, so the official photographer uploads a few hundred photos to the bar’s Facebook page.

    Yuna gives real thought to finding Mark Zuckerberg and strangling him with his own hoodie strings. Probably this particular thought spiral suggests it’s time for her to step away from the PC, but the thought of taking a break – of leaving the burning fuse that could blow up her baby’s life at any moment unattended – makes her stomach churn.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”

    Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”

    She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”

    After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?

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