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Sunoo called off his dream wedding in Italy because his scumbag fiancé (now ex) cheated on him. Desperate to not lose all the money he had put down due to the wedding venue's strict no-cancelation policy, he went online and offered to let anyone take over his booking at half price. His prayer was answered when a stranger commented, "I'll take it."
However, Sunoo's relief was short-lived when the stranger later said, "I'll marry you."
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- Part 1 of Wedding, any takers?
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15 Dec 2025
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The plan: meet a hot guy, have amazing sex, never see him again.
Reality: meet Jay, puke everywhere, become best friends, and accidentally convince your entire family you’ve been dating for six years.
Now Jungwon has one weekend to fake the perfect relationship, and figure out what he really wants.
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04 Nov 2025
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After Jungwon broke up with his girlfriend, he found himself with a two-bedroom apartment that he could no longer afford and an eviction note on his door. Luckily for him, Sunoo came in the clutch and managed to find someone for him.
"He's from Seattle, an international student. 2 years older than you.
"I speak English just alright." Jungwon nodded. "I don't think age is a problem either.
"Oh, that's not what I'm worried about."
"Then?"
"He's gay," Sunoo paused before he continued scandalously, "Gay as hell."
(or: after 21 years living as a "straight" man, Jungwon experienced his first gay panic)
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27 Sep 2025
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sugar, we're going down swinging (we've never been better) by rikippang
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
15 Oct 2025
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Wow. Wow. Jake was actually going to jail. They would have to pry this moron's neck from under Jake's cold, dead hands. “And you don’t look smart enough to operate a cereal box, yet here you are.”
The guy chuckled. This motherfucker LAUGHED in Jake's face and turned slightly to snatch the box Jake had been clearly eyeing — and that’s when Jake remembered it.
The sliver of Calvin Klein waistband peeking over the top of his sweatpants. Bold, white letters, clear as day. Calvin Klein. Jake stared for a second too long, then grinned, a devious idea lighting up the bulb in his brain.
His mother would be so disappointed in him.
Without a moment’s hesitation, fueled by righteous rage and petty spite, he grabbed a fistful of the band and yanked them sky high.
Jake
not soaccidentally wedgies a guy in the produce aisle. In hindsight, it was a terribly decision, because all Jake was trying to do after the breakup, was move and rebuild himself, Layla in tow. It's not his fault that God's Favorite Idiot, Lee Heeseung, enjoyed making him suffer.Bookmarked by thedashingdasher
21 Sep 2025
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“Sunoo, I’m not sure if I heard you correctly,” Sunghoon began. “Did you just ask me if–“
“Hyung,” Sunoo whined, a cool breeze tousling his hair, but doing nothing to calm his flushed face. “Please… you know exactly what I said.”
Sunoo peered at Sunghoon through strands of hair.
“I asked if you would sleep with me.”
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Sunoo wants to lose his virginity and recruits Park Sunghoon to do the job. Sunghoon's feelings get in the way.
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06 Sep 2025