thecheesewizard
Fandoms
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (4)
- Original Work (1)
- Political RPF (1)
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The Art of Being Guilty of 34 Felonies by thecheesewizard
Fandoms: united states - Fandom, US Government
26 Jun 2024
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After Trumpy poo is found guilty, Ronny lights up his day.
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- English
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- 420
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short story of harry and draco growing old together.
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- Part 3 of Sad Short Drarry Stories
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The Man Who Couldn’t Live Anymore by thecheesewizard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2024
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Harry was a walking corpse on the way to his grave.
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- Part 2 of Sad Short Drarry Stories
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He wondered if there were other men who liked men like him. “Probably not.” Harry thought “I’m an anomaly, a freak.”
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- Part 1 of Sad Short Drarry Stories
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Draco knew he needed to leave the Malfoy Manor and his mother who refuses to speak. Going back to Hogwarts for an eighth year, though, was a mistake.
Or maybe it wasn’t.
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Not in order
Not necessarily the same plotline- Words:
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Once Upon a (Wet) Dream by InnerLilith for Booktopus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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Once a year, Harry has a very strange dream. Meanwhile, in real life, he’s falling for Draco Malfoy.
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- 13,510
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Bookmarked by thecheesewizard
24 Jul 2025
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Harry has had to live his life with the curse of being overly well-endowed.
Draco has had to live his life with the curse of being hard to please.
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A Cinderella story, of sorts.- Language:
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Bookmarked by thecheesewizard
05 Jul 2025
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Astarion discovers Gale's secret kink and decides, apparently on a whim, to indulge him in it. Even though Gale doesn't trust Astarion, he finds the rogue quite impossible to resist.
Immediate smut, slow burn romance
Chapter-specific tags in notesNow includes cover art!
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- English
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Bookmarked by thecheesewizard
29 May 2025
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[podfic] The Four Doors by fluxweed by lastontheboat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2021
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It’s been four months since Harry lost his memory. Four months of dead ends and no answers. With time running out until his memories are gone for good, Harry agrees to a course of Legilimency therapy with a renowned specialist: Mind Healer Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 5 of Lastontheboat's podfics
- Part 1 of The Four Doors (podfics)
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- English
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- 511
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 1
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Bookmarked by thecheesewizard
28 May 2025
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After Data has his emotion chip successfully installed he is plagued by inappropriate thoughts for Geordi. He finally decides to ask Geordi to help fix the problem.
Bookmarked by thecheesewizard
08 Apr 2025