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Everyone knows that there are certain rules you must follow in order to survive a slasher film. You must not get inebriated, you must not make foolish decisions, and you must never break off from the group to go argue with your enemy in the woods only for you two to end up fornicating against a tree.
Of course, it's rather hard to follow the rules when you don't actually know you're in a slasher film.
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Hermione’s plans for the evening were to finish up patrol duty, head back to her room, and fall into a fitful sleep.
Ending up trapped in an empty classroom, wandless, and at Draco Malfoy’s mercy completely ruined said plans.
Really, it’s only fair she ruins his too.
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Debatable by Dracos_library, LillithMalfoy7, morgan_magic, sycadelex
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2025
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When Draco and Hermione realise they’ve both been invited to Pansy’s holiday home and refuse to cohabitate for a week, their friends make them face off in the only way they see fit. But after everyone quickly tires of their arguing and disappears, Draco confesses something that finally makes Hermione forget their silly little competition.
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The War is lost, the Order is dead, and the only thing Hermione has to live for anymore is exacting retribution, one Death Eater at a time.
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Returning to Hogwarts for her eighth year, Hermione decides it's time she get over the mild fascination she's had with Draco Malfoy for years.
It proves harder than she thought it'd be, especially when everybody seems to want Draco Malfoy now, and the Slytherins are acting stranger than usual, and Malfoy's playing Muggle football of all things.
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Who's In My Mouth? by NotInWonderlandAnymore for sandraRN
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jul 2026
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"Theo, no!"
Light flooded the room, sudden and blinding, and Hermione's eyes flew open.
Silver eyes stared down at her, wide with shock.
Oh, Gods.
"You don't turn the lights on, Theo!" Pansy shrieked from somewhere to her right. "When you play 'Who's In My Mouth?' they stay off!"
***Or, when they play a slutty party game that ends up in mysterious blow jobs.
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13 Jul 2026
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So, picture this: Draco, half-hard in the centre of the library, devouring an apple he’d just plucked off the floor with such animated fervour that Madam Pince came around the corner, shooing her weathered hands with lips fixed to scold him about setting a bad example for the first-years huddled together nearby.
Or: Draco remains very incredibly down bad for one witch who is, unfortunately, ignoring him.
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16 Feb 2026
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He’d wanted to stalk across the hall and slap the God forsaken bowl of cherries out of her reach. Sneer at her for trying to seduce the two idiotic Gryffindors. Punch Potter or Weasel for not taking the fucking bait so she just had to keep going.
Draco was now keeping count of how many of those plump little fruits she’d violated in the margins of the book.
Pop, suck, spit. Repeat.Or: Draco's inner monologue while watching one witch eat fruit.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top Pining!Draco*
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15 Feb 2026
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“You are at St. Mungo’s. You were in a coma.” He looks me over again, taking a pause. “I am a Healer here now,” he says, like it explains something. My fingers stretch, drifting across his sleeve. He looks down, like I’ve thrown mud at him.
Forcing my vocal chords together for the first time, I whisper, “What’s your name?”
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Bookmarked by sycadelex
11 Oct 2025
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“Vow yourself to me.”
“What?” she questions, her brain too rattled to take seriously the severity in Malfoy's tone.
“What occurs beyond those doors may be a vow forced upon us to take, but let this one be of our own making.”
Hermione opens her mouth but nothing dares come out.
“Vow your mind and body to me as I vow mine to you, to let you hate it and fuck it and ruin it for the rest of our lives.”
or: Hermione and Draco hate each other so much that they decide to fuck it out. Moments before their Ministry-mandated wedding.
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07 Oct 2025