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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Prudence and Corazon aren't intending to go to a red light district alone, but they'll be goddamned if they back down.

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    19 May 2026

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    Colin to Pen
    9 Dec
    [07:03]

    Colin: I need a favour
    Colin: also hi
    Colin: good morning

    The phone vibrates against the bathroom counter, and Penelope hates the way her heart does this little flip in her chest at the sight of his name flickering at the top of her notifications. She stills, eyeliner poised in her hand, and contemplates answering. He never texts this early, so it is likely whatever he needs is important.

    But she is running late.

    And, more importantly, she is trying to be better about these sorts of things.

    OR: A Hallmark Move Christmas Special featuring two idiots in love and ALLLLLLLL the tropes.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    As Colin looked at the pair from across the ballroom, the jealousy bloomed grotesquely in his chest, like a large carnivorous plant that threatened to swallow him whole. When Penelope took Lumley by the elbow, Colin felt a phantom weight at his own side, taking his arm. In that moment, he could not help the image that flashed into his mind— Penelope on his arm, beaming up at him. Her eyes were shining as they usually did in those small moments between just the two of them. The jealousy was overtaken by something else, a kind of…yearning. To have Penelope at his side, to have her look at him like that again.

    It was at exactly that moment that Penelope turned to scan the ballroom, and her gaze caught his.

    Oh.

    Oh.
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    Yet another addition to the world of Season 3 speculation! This will definitely follow show canon more than book canon, with some references to the book along the way.
    Work Title comes from "Starlings" by Elbow, one of my favorite Polin songs and one of the best songs ever, generally speaking.

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    08 Jun 2024

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    Penelope has lied to her family about Colin being her boyfriend and now they have to attend her sister's wedding together. Portia is skeptical, which makes the fake couple determined to convince her they're actually together, and the friends become swept up in the fantasy causing them to realize their true feelings for each other.

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    28 Jan 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    all the bridgerton siblings having sex. inspired by "2 become 1" by the spice girls

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    13 Jun 2023