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Once, omega Jimin’s greatest enemy was that one criminal he couldn’t catch, now it’s his soon-to-be ex-husband.
Once, alpha Jungkook’s greatest enemy was the tax system, now it’s his soon-to-be ex-husband.
But, (un)fortunately, there is a fine line between love and hatred and Jimin and Jungkook are experts at crossing it.
Or: How to get back with your ex—a guide.
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Jeon Jeongguk, most powerful (and dangerous) man in the city, has been missing from the streets and high society circles of New York for years. Brooding in his penthouse suite, lost to the shadows that are his birthright, the silence from the billionaire rings so loud that those who once knew him now doubt he’s even alive.
But all that changes late one winter’s night when rare plans are canceled and he catches a thief red-handed in his own home. Beautiful, exotic, and wanted in several countries, no one else has made it as far as Park Jimin has made it into Euphoria Tower and lived to tell the tale, but one look at the stunning little leopard boy has Jeongguk reconsidering how he typically deals with those that cross him. Because there’s a beast inside Jeongguk, and that beast is always hungry.
What Jeongguk doesn’t know is that Park Jimin is just as clever as he is pretty, and just as ambitious as he is rare. He sees an open door and there’s no way he’s not going through it, especially when it leads to a world he’s always dreamed of being part of.
Besides, he’s stolen billions of dollars worth of jewels in the past, so what’s one billionaire’s heart added to the mix?
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Jimin and Jungkook have survived the adoption background checks, toddler tantrums in the poultry aisle, and the complete loss of their sleep schedules. Now, they have a beautiful four-year-old son, a luxury Hawaiian vacation booked, and a perfectly color-coded itinerary. Naturally, everything goes completely off script.
Enjoy:
Jimin leans over to inspect the artwork. It is a crayon drawing of three stick figures standing in what appears to be an apocalyptic inferno. Heavy strokes of red, orange, and black crayon obliterate the background.
Jimin stares at it, deeply disturbed.
“Wow, baby... this is beautiful. But, um... why are we all on fire in this picture?”
Jungkook walks over, wrapping an arm around Jimin’s waist and looking at the drawing. He smiles encouragingly.
“That’s probably sunshine, right, Jae? An aura of warmth? It’s an abstract representation of our bright, loving home.”
Jaeshin looks at them like they are both idiots.
“No,” Jaeshin says, his voice brutally clear. “That’s when appa burned the dinner.”
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- Part 2 of The Anxiety Spreadsheets
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At almost thirty-one, Park Jimin has achieved the ultimate millennial dream: a thoroughly mediocre corporate existence that demands absolutely nothing of his soul. He has his ergonomic chair, his perfectly timed commute to avoid elevator small talk, and a flawless system of mutual procrastination with his work-bestie, Hoseok. His life is boring, ordinary, and exactly the way he likes it.
Then their boss hires Jeon Jungkook.
--------Jungkook was standing up, leaning his forearms over the low fabric partition that separated their desks. He was smiling brightly, pointing a finger directly at Jimin's monitor.
"I saw the little 'Jimin is typing' bubbles popping up on Slack for like two minutes, so I figured you were taking a break from your presentation," Jungkook said, completely oblivious to the murderous intent radiating from Jimin's soul. "Since you're answering now, I can just walk you through my notes! It's super fast, I promise."
Jimin slowly slid his headphones down to his neck. His sanctuary was breached. His code was under attack. Synchronous, unprompted communication was happening.
His boring, ordinary life was officially over.
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- Part 1 of The Anxiety Spreadsheets
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In the midst of a chaotic time, in the apartment Jimin and Jeongguk are forced to share, bickering and denial slowly give way to something else.
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24 May 2026