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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    It's time for one Bertram Wooster to face that he's head over Oxfords in love with his valet, only it would be much easier to confront these rummy circs if he didn't keep coughing up flowers.
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    The only reason I didn’t go screaming straight to a doctor when I started hacking up tulips like they were this season’s phlegm is because I already knew what the chappie would say. It wasn’t as if I hadn’t seen Bingo Little (my old friend from school, don’t you know) go through the same business about fifty times a calendar year, ie more or less once per week. He had been diagnosed with chronic whatsit back at Oxford, although he never seemed to let it bother him much; all his friends, one Betram Wooster included, rallied round and learned to carry around extra handkerchiefs for him, and life went on much as u.

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    29 May 2026

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    delightful and so cleverly written

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    Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
    Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
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    It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.

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    14 May 2026

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    Grace and Rocky arrive at Erid. Grace is starving, sick, and trying his darndest to make a good impression. The Eridians are equally curious and concerned for their new alien friend.

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    13 May 2026

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    Most of the challenges that Ted Lasso encounters when he begins coaching at AFC Richmond were more or less what he expected: still not really understanding soccer, people getting upset when he says things like 'soccer,' etc. He's got a whole new team full of players to get to know, who've all got their own stuff going on.

    The part he didn't see coming is the kid he meets on his first day. Ted quickly learns a few things: his name is Jamie, he's fifteen years old, and he's the part-time groundskeeper's assistant at Nelson Road. The more time Ted spends with him, the more he learns about where Jamie fits into the Richmond ecosystem, and the more concerns he develops about just what, exactly, is going on in the kid's life outside of this building.

    It's going to take Ted's determination and patience, an unlikely main ally in Roy Kent, the entire Richmond community, and Jamie's own willingness to be brave enough to let someone help him to stop Jamie from drowning. Then maybe, just maybe, they can bring him safe onto dry land.

    (AU that follows the events of the three seasons of the show, with one major difference. completely gen, no ships.)

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    25 Jun 2025

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    AU of movieverse. It is many years since tragedy struck the line of Durin when the youngest heir was lost to a pack of orcs. Now Bilbo Baggins, having agreed only to stealing treasure from a dragon, finds himself instead tangled up in a web of tragedy and revenge. Perhaps it's foolhardy of him to get involved at all, but really, someone has to try and keep these dwarves out of trouble. As for the rest, well, what is lost does not always stay lost forever.

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    13 May 2025