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Sword Of A Lie by bowekatan
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
14 Apr 2026
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Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:
On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.
The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”
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30 Apr 2026
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Nick Wilde moves in with Judy Hopps and immediately discovers a problem: they are doing everything married couples do, except for the part where they’ve never been on a date.
Somewhere between shared evenings on the couch, accidental “I love yous,” and learning how to ask for what they need without falling apart, Nick starts testing how much happiness he’s allowed to want—and how much steadiness Judy is already offering him without realizing it.
Everyone else already knows what this is. Nick is just trying to survive it.
A (maddening, mentally insane) story about domestic intimacy, boundary negotiations, paralyzing anxiety, and two idiots who haven’t noticed they’re already home.
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- Part 1 of A Perfectly Normal Relationship
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08 Feb 2026
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I think I already bookmark this before but this desevered second
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Convinced it will make them better partners, Judy asks Nick to take the 5 Love Languages Quiz. He refuses, of course. Obviously, the solution for this is to secretly love him in all five ways, and figure out what he likes best!
The results of this... vary greatly. She winds up discovering far more than she expects.
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01 Oct 2025
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"....Take your pantssss off."
"Wait, what?"
"I ssssaid," Moon repeats in what feels like a satisfied hiss. “Take your pants. Off.”
“R-right here?”
It’s not like Cam was against the suggestion—hell, both of the funky not-so-little jesters had taken at least one opportunity to fuck the handler’s brain out across the security desk, despite the assumption that they couldn’t go anywhere near it. Well, not normally at least. From what Sun had babbled on about the last time it happened, the rule was less a hard requirement and more of a gentle expectation. A soft-coded warning to make sure that Sun nor Moon didn’t intimidate or get in the way of a guard trying to do their job.
And oh boy, Cam had felt something alright, but certainly not intimidated.
Moon, however, didn’t sound like he wanted to give the human much time to debate his choice.
“Right here.” he repeats, each syllable hanging off the razor-sharp edge of his teeth. “Right now."
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Dark gets…weird, sometimes.
He has been for all the years they’ve been together.
Every few months, he’ll start pulling away more, start hiding in his room or going out on his own, his hands will start to shake. It builds up slowly, slowly, slowly, until they’re barely even interacting.
And then he’ll snap, and after that? He’ll be normal again. (At least for a little while.)
Chosen remembers the first time like it was yesterday.
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aka; they cope with dark’s code by fucking
aka; I can’t believe nobody’s done this yet
aka; HEED THE TAGS- Language:
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05 May 2025
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This is our official report into the findings of the subject in question. They are precise, well-documented, and without embellishment or hyperbole.
What lies herein is a full accounting of the events that bear the most significant and urgent scrutiny. We will relay our findings once we are satisfied with judgement. We do not take this lightly.
And neither should you.
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- Part 2 of The Doctor's Ode
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Between Mabel's teasing and Bill's new habit of calling Dipper pet names, Dipper really isn't sure how he's going to survive the summer.
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Sun May Have Some Cuddles, As A Treat by FeralMoonlight
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
16 Oct 2022
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After finally finishing a nightmare 30 pages for a college paper, you decide to indulge in your robotic roommates favorite past time since he behaved so well today, and get a little treat in return.
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Recently you've been feeling down. The cold weather is setting in and your coworkers have been letting some opinions slip up. Apparently your "scary" and "intimidating."
Now you're worried about how you're presenting yourself. If everyone thinks you're scary. If everyone avoids you, or thinks ill of you, because you're "scary." You wonder if that why Sun and Moon seem to keep you at arm's length.
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“Since when did you two need a bed?”, you muse as Moon leads you into the mattress. You follow, laying down on the soft cushions with a star pillow you yanked from the middle of the stack behind you.
“Since… you.”, Moon answers, affection radiating as he lays next to you on the mattress. He looks up at you, who’s still sitting with your back leaning against the stack of pillows. You smile warmly at him, heart touched from the answer and the gesture that he and Sun had shown you.
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Angel Dust and the Radio Demon had only just started to tread the edge of a friendship before fate pushes them closer than either anticipated.
tldr; Alastor is dosed with a serious rut-enhancing drug that only Angel has experience with. After a lot of reluctance, Alastor admits he needs help. They grow much closer along the way.
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- Part 1 of Complicit Harmony
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05 Dec 2023
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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25 Oct 2023
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The Whole Truth by KitKatWrite
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Jul 2023
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When Bakugou is unexpectedly hit with a truth quirk in the field most of his friends don't notice a difference in his brash grumpy temperament.
But Uraraka is certain that something is off about him, and she makes it her mission to find out what.
Unfortunately for Bakugou, not being able to lie makes it much harder to hide his feelings for her.
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- Part 3 of KacchakoWeek2023
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The hotel is thriving with the hustle and bustle of wayward souls. As co-
conspiratorowner, Alastor is inordinately pleased.The only issue that he has with the sudden surge in popularity stems from the source of it, or the conundrum known as Angel Dust. Unable or unwilling to wrap his mind around the porn star’s apparent magnetism, he decides to take matters into his own hands.
For research purposes.
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28 Jul 2023
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When darkness crawls in, even the brightest lights fall dim.
Sometimes, the Moon grows jealous of the Sun.
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The Narrator and Stanley have a very nice time together.
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20 May 2023
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The Perfect Guy by can_i_go_back_now
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Jan 2023
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Fresh out of highschool...for over 2 years to be honest. 21-year-old Ochako Uraraka is on the streets of Japan as the #13 hero already!! She owes this success to her hardwork, dedication, and serious lack of a love life outside of her on-again/off-again boyfriend Izuku Midoriya. After achieving most of her goals and handing her parents the money she'd always dreamed about giving them, Ochako is already kind of...stuck, including in a dead-end relationship. When she finally breaks up with Midoriya and her friends convince her to date a rather...different kind of guy, Uraraka learns what it means to find herself outside of the Perfect Guy. What she doesn't expect however, is a journey of self-discovery, and to learn a different side to her friend and co-worker Katsuki Bakugou along the way. KACHAKKO ENDGAME/IZUOCHA in the beginning. SLOWBURN/SLOW break-up.
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- Part 1 of The Perfect Couple
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Ten years after the event of Weirdmageddon, and life for the Pines twins has gone on. Dipper has freshly finished his Masters and is about to start at a new prestigious school in pursuit of a PhD, Mabel is on her way to an apprenticeship in LA; but before parting ways, the pair make a trip back to the Falls for another big birthday bash at the Shack. However, a certain demon has very different plans for their return.
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House Smell by CookieBeanie
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Apr 2022
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The long days were longer now, but Ochako had the perfect way to recharge her batteries
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- Part 1 of MHA OneShots
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08 Dec 2022