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    …and they were roommates!

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    This had become their new normal. Joseph couldn’t sleep, so he would come in to bother Caesar. They watch TV, play a game maybe, just talk. Caesar falls asleep. Joseph does not. Usually, by around 3 or 4, he would saunter back into his own bedroom, either to toss and turn to no avail, or on some rarer occasions, actually get a few hours of sleep. But in the last week, that had morphed a bit, into something… more.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “Plus,” Caesar said. “No church would wed two men.”

    “I’ll have you know I make a very convincing woman.”

    Caesar rolled his eyes. “Make her bored, maybe.”

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    Caesar falls in love. Has mixed feelings about it.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “I’m so happy if I didn’t have this stupid mask on, I’d kiss you!” Joseph says, half-laughing half-crying.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    aw ❤️‍🩹

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    Joseph looks down at his watch to check the time and if he needs to make a very special appearance tonight, but suddenly, there’s some shouting in the distance and Joseph looks back up only to see a pair of shoes careening toward him as someone dives into the car through the still-open passenger window, shouting, “Drive, idiot!"

    Joseph, fortunately quick on his feet, does as he's told. Peeling out of his parking spot, he speeds down the road as Caesar adjusts his position to actually sit in the passenger seat and begins to load his pistol. “Hey, I was just going to check on you! How did it go?”

    Caesar glares at him as he forces the cartridge in. “It was going great before you commed me, asshole.”

    “Oh,” Joseph mutters, taking a sharp right toward the industrial district, “is that why you hung up?”

     

    note added 9/28/20: fic is rated M until chapter 42, then rated E after chapter 43

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    15 Jun 2026

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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

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    07 Apr 2026

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    peak peak peak peak