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A Hundred Red Flags (and 21 Teapots) by Jungatheart, Sagensister
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter has finally got his life in order. He’s left the Auror office, opened a perfectly respectable Quidditch shop, and is enjoying a quiet, drama-free existence.
Everything is going great, well, until it isn’t. Because Draco Stalking Malfoy keeps showing up everywhere, and now Harry’s perfectly ordered world is falling apart at the seams.
A story of (21) exploding teapots, a playboy Draco playing it straight, Rupert the Ridiculous Prick, and things that disappear and resurface, in no particular order. Oh, and Grimmauld in absolute turmoil while Walburga is being her lovely self.
Yes, it's a shit show.
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15 Jul 2026
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Draco lost his home and the only society he knew after the war. He ended up living in the muggle world, making new friends and new connections and maybe some sort of peace. Even if that peace was usually found at the bottom of a bottle. It was enough for him. He was content to just exist.
Then Harry Potter decided to ruin everything.
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01 Jul 2026
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Draco did not come to the Highlands to fall in love with Harry Potter.
He came for peace, quiet, and a magical garden full of rare potion ingredients. Instead, he gets Harry Potter in the next cottage over: terrible gardener, excellent baker, devastating wearer of rolled-up sleeves, and the single worst person in Britain for Draco to be trapped beside for the summer.
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28 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Multiverse of What the Fuck by eight_of_wands
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2025
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Draco can jump timelines. Potter is in (almost) all of them.
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26 Jun 2026
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Harry, Ron, and Hermione accidentally stumble their way into multi-dimensional travel. Together, the three try to find their way home, despite the detours Harry keeps taking with each new version of Draco Malfoy they find.
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- Part 4 of tumblr requests/one-shots
- Part 1 of tales from the potterverse
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26 Jun 2026