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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    In which Sakura has a secret, Naruto is unaware and Sasuke finds himself something to be, other than an avenger.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Kakashi snorts. “You might want to watch your language, kid. You’re about to be an uncle.”

    Sasuke stares at Kakashi like he grew a second head. “Just because you got yourself pregnant doesn’t mean I’m obligated to play family with you.”

    Kakashi hums. “Not ‘play’, Sasuke. Literally. You’re an uncle. Congratulations, you’re not the last Uchiha anymore.”

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “I’m gonna puke,” Kakashi tells Naruto – a clone – as he worriedly tucks Kakashi away in the tree line. There isn’t much coverage here, but Kakashi isn’t too worried. Sasuke seems to be on a murderous rampage and Naruto echoes the bloodlust with less blood but as much vigor.

    “Ey, sensei – don’t do that! Or at least go over there in the bush,” Naruto rushes to push Kakashi away, only worsening Kakashi’s condition.

    “You are a terrible ANBU,” Kakashi bites out in revenge, stumbling away and pulling his mask down just in time to hurl the little contents in his stomach left.

    “I make a great ANBU! Hey – oh shit, rasengan!”

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    “That’s not a cat,” Deidara tells him, hair sticking up every which way. “That’s a demon.”
    Pein stares back flatly. “You’re being ridiculous.”

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    In which the Akatsuki is assigned the famed Tora mission. Things go about as well as you'd expect.

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    In the year 2018, Tachibana Hinata leads a humble and honest life as a first-grade teacher, though she remains hopelessly in love with her middle school ex-boyfriend even all these years later.

    And when she finally feels content with her life, an escaped convict Yakuza boss crosses her path by the name of Sano Manjiro (Mikey).

    After a fateful night orchestrated out of either of their control, Mikey and Hinata find themselves together against the entirety of Japan.

    Hand-in-hand, it is revenge until the end.

    [First Timeline AU]

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    09 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    The thing about Ayumi was that she never intended on becoming a smut writer.

    She liked complex character dynamics. Dialogue. Intrigue! Of course she’d tried writing that sort of thing when she’d first discovered fanfiction. The problem was, writing was hard. And Ayumi was impatient. She needed external validation, so sue her. Nothing was wrong with it though, right? Ayumi got her praise, the internet got its Akatsuki harem fics, and everything was perfectly fine.

    Wrong.

    As Ayumi sweated bullets, seated across the table from both Kisame and Itachi Uchiha themselves, she sincerely regretted ever giving in to the temptation of smut and easy kudos.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    I think I just found my new fav author

    “I’m sorry!” Ayumi keened. “I’m poor! I’m like— squatting at the office, poor! You can’t blame me, right? Right?” She caught sight of their expressions and backtracked. “I mean, it was very wrong of me, and I’m very sorry, and— and—“

    “Who did you sell it to?” Itachi intoned.

    “I—I don’t know! A lot of people?” Ayumi had gone anonymously through this backend publishing house, and she knew there was pretty good demand for her work. Kimiko had said that all the girls at the izakaya were reading it. “Women?”

    Kisame didn’t have all that much eyebrow, but it raised nonetheless. The Naruto anime really hadn’t done him justice. Ayumi could confirm that a shark man in real life was a lot more unsettling than one would suspect. And to think that she had written about his shark dick. Enormous. Sharp. Blue. Against her will, her eyes flicked down slightly towards his crotch.

    Now Kisame’s other eyebrow was raising, and he looked slightly incredulous. Ayumi threw her gaze away quickly. What else could she look at? Oh. Itachi. Yes. Itachi was here.