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    “Okay, this is—” Eddie runs a hand through his hair, growing increasingly distressed, “you guys are purposely missing the point here. Buck, I’m not getting high with you, dude.”

    “Uh, why not?” Buck asks, tilting his head. He has the audacity to sound genuinely puzzled.

    “We can’t. We’re firefighters,” Eddie says, confused that Buck is confused.

    Buck gives him a sad smile. “Not right now, we aren’t. And we won’t be, Eddie, not for a while.”

    Buck and Eddie get injured on the job and decide to smoke a lot of weed about it.

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    “Some of us don’t need lighting to look good,” he spat, immediately defensive.

    That got a proper laugh of Eddie. Buck straightened to his full height, chest puffing up like he was preparing to get socked, but Eddie simply rolled his short sleeves up, stepping underneath the overhead light before casually stretching his arms in a way that he knew made them look all tight and veiny. He smiled, full of innocent malice, then flexing once to watch Buck short circuit.

    “What, like this?” he asked.

    A soft, involuntary noise—something between a yelp and a whimper—drew his attention away from his own arms and when he looked up properly, he was treated to the sight of Buck, wide eyed and rosy cheeked, his pink petal mouth parting to gape at Eddie’s biceps.

    Eddie quirked an eyebrow. Up close, he could see the way Buck’s pupils had dilated.

    Oh.

    So that’s what this was.

    Buck hadn’t been trying to compete. He’d been trying to impress Eddie.

    S1 Probie Buck, jealous of S8 Eddie's competence, tried to start a one sided rivalry with him. Meanwhile, Eddie thought Buck had a big fat crush on him.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter is the savior of the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy is a reformed Death Eater turned Ministry Curse-Breaker. Five years after the war, they're brought together by another mysterious curse.

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    11 May 2026

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    When he goes back to the main screen, he sees another woman, one who was admittedly less intimidating. He taps the check mark and gasps when the next photo appears. It's just a man's hands, big, crossed at the wrists, veins protruding as he grips a sleek, black cane tightly in his hands.

    Fuck. When did hands get so hot?

    Buck scrolls down to the bio quickly, and frowns when he finds it's pretty simple.

    "26, experienced Dom.
    Dominant"

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    Connor signs Buck up for a BDSM-based dating app.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    He’s close, he can’t believe he’s close already, from rubbing up against the mattress like a teenager having a wet dream. He could say it’s because he hasn’t done this in so long, spending night after night with Eddie by his side means he hasn’t had much privacy. But really he’s close because everything is just so overwhelmingly Eddie that it feels like he’s here, it feels like he’s watching him.

    “Buck?”

    Oh fuck, oh fuck, fuckfuckfuck.

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    Buck and Eddie have been sharing a bed for a couple of months now, but when Eddie is away on a date Buck decides to let off some steam.

    Eddie comes home early.

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    09 Sep 2025