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    An introduction to the Gaylor Swift theory, the reasoning behind it, and the possible evidence that has been collected over the years.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “Mmm. You want it bad,” Ilya purrs, teeth grazing the column of his throat.

    “Yeah,” Shane whines, hating how petulant it sounds. A fresh flare of determination rises up in response. “Just give it to me. Ilya. I can—just go hard. Just make it fit.”

    Ilya laughs quietly, incredulously. It’s hot against Shane’s ear. “Make it fit."

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    Or: in the midst of a stressful season, Shane's a little... out of practice. He's not gonna let that stop him getting what he wants.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Ilya grins, relishing in the hitch in Hollander's voice. “Is nice when you beg,” he murmurs, before he drops both his hands to Hollander's waist, smoothly undoing the button on his jeans. “Your voice, it gets soft? High?” He shakes his head as Hollander kicks his pants off, leaving him in just socks and his briefs, his dick dripping, a spot of damp precum that's growing against the fabric. Ilya drags his top off but keeps his sweats on, grinning broadly at the other man. “I do not know words for it. But I do know—you are needy, Shane Hollander. Greedy for me.”

    OR: Ilya has a lot of wants these days. One of which is a near constant desire to see Shane Hollander ruined in his sheets.

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Post-S1. Shane wants to come without anyone touching him. Ilya wants to help.

    Or: Ilya tries to take on Shane's tendency to deprive himself by using ancient Chinese military strategy.

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    20 May 2026

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    Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
    Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
    Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years

    In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

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    15 May 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    15 May 2026

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    “Just-” Ilya starts, intending to tease, the offer of a massage more about getting Hollander back in a more relaxed headspace than anything else, but then the wire-tight tension in the muscles under his fingers registers, and he frowns, pressing testingly before making a noise of disapproval. “Fuck, Hollander, you are secretly doing crime or what?”

    “What?” Hollander asks, confused, starting to lift his head before Ilya pushes it back down absently, focused now on feeling out the knots Hollander seems to be completely made of. He’s felt tension in Hollander’s shoulders before, usually during coaxing little squeezes while coaching him through learning how to deep throat, but he’s always written it off as nerves from learning something new.

    Now he wonders if Hollander is just nerves, period.

    (the "ilya massages shane" fic inspired by hudson saying that playing shane made him sore because he was so tense all the time)

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Ilya’s phone buzzed, and the screen lit up with a notification. He sighed and shifted his bags to one hand to grab and see who the fuck was texting him so soon before a game. The screen said “Jane,” and the annoyance faded.

    Jane: Attachment: 1 image

    Ilya’s bags fell to his feet.

    He gripped the phone in both hands, holding it to his chest as his head tipped back. Fuck.

    There, on his screen, was a mirror selfie. Hollander. In a fucking Boston Raiders shirt. Hours before Montreal was supposed to play against Boston.

     

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    Ilya Rozanov loses his mind over Shane Hollander in a Boston Raiders shirt. It's just a casual hookup though. No big deal.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    "Is this like - a prank?" Shane finally asked, looking down at the underwear again. For such a small piece of fabric they felt like they were drawing their own gravitational pull in the room, had their own centre of gravity. There was a little heart charm on them, sitting in the middle front hem as a decoration.

    "No," Ilya answered steadily, and when Shane looked back up his eyes were still locked on him.

    "Then what is it?" Shane asked, touching the fabric again and dragging them a little to the side, like maybe they were hiding something that would make him understand.

    "A present. For you," Ilya explained, in that bored tone like he'd said it all before. Which technically he had, but it didn't make Shane understand it any better.

    Shane must have looked even more confused, because Ilya tutted and spoke up again.

    "To wear, Shane, you have heard of underwear, yes?"

    or the one where ilya buys his fwb, totally casual situationship shane a pair of panties to try

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    14 Mar 2026

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Summer is ending, and with it Simon and Baz's gap year. The time before Simon leaves for college in the States is dwindling, and Baz already feels his best friend slipping through his fingers.

    But maybe they just need a rainy day and a bit of carefree fun to reconnect and figure out what they really want.

    Features: biking under the rain, childhood memories, and long-awaited confessions. And a nap.

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    05 Nov 2021

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    marta// one of my favs

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    Simon Snow just wants to get to Watford without major complications.
    He doesn't need a possibly murderous goblin prince as his taxi driver, an innocent runaway at his heels, or all his beliefs turning upside down.

    Basilton Pitch just wants to take his crown and try to bring his people under control.
    He doesn't need a war against the mages, an unrequited crush on the greatest mage himself, or secrets from his past coming back to haunt him.

    But they never get what they want, do they?

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    03 Nov 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 38

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    A list of some of the most common British/American words and concepts that come up in 'Carry On' fic. Particular focus on school, university, food, clothes, etc.

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    25 Jul 2021

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    12 Jun 2021

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    5 times Simon called Baz 'Tyrannus' in bed and 1 time Baz asked him to.

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    04 May 2021

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    Simon [22:44]: agatha
    Simon [22:46]: [Draft] listen, maybe i’m not actually into guys that w

    Someone slides into the seat next to me.
    I look up.
    I’ve never smashed the backspace key so hard.

    A fic about gay bars, pizza, badly named drinks, and big… noses. (Wink wink.)

    But also a fic about queerness—about coming to terms, and the bumps along the road to acceptance, and the ordeal of starting to believe you belong.

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    03 May 2021

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    “It looks like a depressed teenage girl learned that Van Gogh ate yellow paint to be happier and made that her whole personality.” Baz mocked, unaware of the door quietly opening. “I mean, anyone who has this much yellow in their room is just a dullard who just wants to make themselves seem more interesting than they actually are.”
    Their heads turn, when they hear the door crash behind them. Baz jumps from the sudden noise. He then goes to open the door and peer out into the hallway, where he sees a boy with reddish brown hair seething with badly controlled anger.

    Or: How Simon and Baz became Enemies, then Friends, the Something More over the course of a semester.

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    02 May 2021

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    Neuro-atypical uni student Baz Pitch has never had a boyfriend, or a first date. He’s never even been kissed. Up until now, he’s been too busy being…well. Neuro-atypical.

    He spends his days at uni and his nights working at the bookshop owned by his eccentric aunt’s on-again off-again boyfriend. He’s not doing it for the money—all he needs is something to get him out of the house. But he never expected a simple bookselling job to turn his entire world upside-down.

    Enter Simon Salisbury. He’s not sure where his life’s headed. He’s taken a gap year, and his girlfriend’s gone off to college in California and broken up with him. When his best friend Penelope takes him to the bookshop near her school for a coffee and a scone, he thinks all he’s getting is advice and commiseration. But then there's Baz.

    Simon’s determined to get to know the bloke at the bookshop, but Baz has spent a lifetime trapped inside his own mind. He knows that letting Simon get to know him means exposing the most vulnerable bits of himself. But love is vulnerable in itself, and sometimes trusting someone with our hearts is a risk worth taking.

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    02 May 2021

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