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They Both Reached For The Gun by sickofcrickets
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
29 Aug 2024
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I stand from my bed and make my way to the bathroom, hoping to splash some cold water on my face to help me calm down. Without thinking, I opened the bathroom door with ease.
“Hey, hey, HEEEYYYY!” Monokuma popped out of the floor, causing me to jump backwards with a yelp. “How’d you know???”
“H-huh?” Genuinely confused, I take a step back so I’m standing outside the bathroom, looking in at the bear. His hands are resting on his hips, and he looks pretty upset. What could I have done that he’d know about?
“The door!” Monokuma stomped towards me, causing me to take steps back as well. “How’d you open it??”
"Um–” caught off guard, I blinked a few times. “I, uh… what do you mean?”
"This door has a special trick to open it!” He huffed, shaking his head in disapproval. “But you just did it like it's no big deal! Taking away all my fun…”
“Well, uh…” What am I even supposed to say here?? Arg… I’ve never been good at lying…
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Kyle had a breakdown. It wasn’t poetic. It was messy and impulsive and full of shame.
He calls Cartman after. He doesn’t know why. But Cartman answers, even though they haven’t spoken in years. Without asking questions, Cartman drives through the night to get him.
Some things never change.
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28 Aug 2025
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Sweet as Honey: An angel's guide to seducing your sugar daddy by angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2021
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It was one thing to suddenly learn that you had a sugar daddy, and a whole other to realise you’ve been in love with him for more than a year. But Aziraphale couldn’t be blamed for it, exactly. He’d had other worries on his mind. But with this new epiphany came another question that now had to be addressed: If Crowley was his sugar daddy, why on earth weren’t they having sex?
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- Part 1 of Taboo Romances
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10 Aug 2025
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In which a lonely bookshop owner, and a lonely sleep paralysis demon fall in love, and try to make it work, in the brief snatches of time they can be together.
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10 Aug 2025
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Paper Wings, Glass Hearts by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Apr 2020
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Crowley is an escort. He's been doing it for several years now, and he thinks he knows what to expect. But after meeting one particular bookshop owner, he isn't so sure. Aziraphale is so different from his normal clients. He opens up something in Crowley he had thought long since buried, and threatens the carefully constructed walls that have long stood guard around his heart.
Aziraphale is... lonely. He is tired of being alone. But he has been hurt too many times in the past to even consider dating again. So, he comes up with the perfect plan. A relationship without real feelings. If only it were ever that easy.
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06 Aug 2025
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Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
“You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.”🍎
In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.
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04 Aug 2025