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    As a vampire, Loki struggles to juggle hiding and feeding to live amongst humans and even worse: hunters. One night at a bar, he meets a hunter that he has taken quite the liking for.

     

    yes Loki being a vampire raised with a werewolf is a reference to Morgana and Oz

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    12 Feb 2026

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    The problem, Kaveh decides, wasn’t just that Alhaitham had no range, even when the similarities were so close all he’d have to do was change his name. It was that Nilou somehow expected him to fix it. Performance chemistry was not something you could brute-force by proximity and stubbornness and sheer willpower. Kaveh has already spent a full semester proving that Alhaitham was biologically immune to charm.

    Nilou rubbed her temples.

    “Okay, look. You’re actors—well, one of you is. You’re meant to create illusions. Maybe just… pretend you don’t hate each other? And then hate each other when it calls for it.”

    “We don’t hate each other,” Kaveh snapped.

    Alhaitham, beside him, nodded agreeably. “I simply find him taxing.”

    In Sumeru University’s production of Barefoot in the Park, Kaveh’s original scene partner breaks a leg. Literally. His insufferable roommate steps up to the plate. Only: they have zero chemistry and turn to alternatives, i.e, method acting.

    But it’s fine, they’re adults. What could go wrong?

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    25 Sep 2025

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    #1 fic ever, messiah of haikaveh fr

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    And despite that... Kaveh is… “Lovesick?”

    Kaveh’s hands move to cover his face, palms muffling his words as he mutters, “It’s—not quite like that.”

    “Well, the ‘sick’ aspect is accurate, at least.”

    “No shit,” Kaveh snorts. “The ‘love’ component, though—it’s, uh—”

    “You’re not in love?”

    He coughs. “The greenhouse in my lungs begs to differ. I—it’s more that my body is mourning a love it knows can’t ever be requited.”

    For all the negative feelings Alhaitham’s encountered over the past twelve hours, the sensation that creeps through him now is…

    Unfamiliar.

    Unknowable.

    Despite all the languages he’s fluent in, Alhaitham is unable to conjure a word or phrase with which he can immediately label it. He just knows that whatever this feeling is, it’s unbelievably unpleasant. Like his body is stationary, yet his internal organs are plummeting into the Abyss.

    “You love someone who doesn’t love you back?” he asks after a moment.

    Kaveh has Hanahaki. That much is known. But who he loves, and whether Alhaitham will be able to save him, is up in the air.

     

    (Haikavah vs. Hanahaki vs. A/B/O dynamics)

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    16 Sep 2025

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    an actual fucking masterpiece holy shit

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    Alhaitham tries a new drink at the tavern during their weekly game night with Cyno and Tighnari - and unwittingly drinks far more than his usual limit of two glasses of wine. Kaveh, never having seen Alhaitham drunk before, is not only shocked by how affectionate he is, but the fact that he only seems to be that way with him.

    “Where are you going? Stay.” Alhaitham knew he was whining, but in his intoxicated state, he really didn't care.

    To his relief, Kaveh wasn’t irritated, smiling softly down at him. “I just have to pee, Haitham. I'll be right back,” he said gently. Gods, what right did Kaveh have being this beautiful?

    Alhaitham mumbled something unintelligible under his breath, but reluctantly let go, watching Kaveh weave through the tables. His gaze lingered until the bathroom door swung shut, then slumped down in his seat with a heavy sigh.

    “Damn, drunk Alhaitham's even further gone for Kaveh than sober Alhaitham. Didn't even think that was possible,” Tighnari mused, raising an eyebrow at him knowingly.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Wriothesley is a crime fiction writer who is supposed to be working on the next book in his best-selling series, but is suffering from writer’s block. On a whim, he flies out to a remote village on the French coast in the hopes he’ll be inspired. From his window, he notices an artist who goes to the same spot to paint the sea every day. Enchanted by his beauty and intrigued by his diligence, he reaches out to him, only to find they barely speak each other’s languages. Not that this stops them from falling for one another.

    Written for the 2024 Wriolette Big Bang!

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    29 Aug 2025