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“I don’t fuck little boys,” Robert tells him sternly. “If you want this, you need to be a grown man and communicate.”
Flambae bristles and opens his mouth, but Robert talks right over him. “That being said, I realize there’s such a thing as leading by example. So for the next few minutes, I’m going to talk, and you’re going to listen.”
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Robert’s back is feeling much better, and he has plans to take a certain pyrokinetic apart the way he deserves. Unfortunately, he has to impart a little lesson about communication first.
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- Part 5 of Hands On
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17 May 2026
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“If you’re worried about me being your doctor, don't be. If anything I’m overqualified. I stitched myself up every single day for fifteen years without health insurance until SDN, and I’m alive, aren’t I?”
“I’m sorry, you didn’t have health insurance for how long?”
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Flambae and Robert find each other during a few less-than-ideal moments. Somehow, they don’t wind up fighting (too much).
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22 Apr 2026
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I love you like the ashes in my cigarette box by Gorgon_the_writer
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Jun 2026
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"Right. So I was wondering, if the best hero...could help me with something-" Blazer asks.
Instead of a super secret mission or something, he's supposed to give Robert dinner. A glorified fucking delivery boy. As if the grown ass man couldn't feed himself. He could eat twinkies for the rest of his life if he wanted, why was Flambae supposed to stop him from dying in his early fourties? He looks at Blazer. He blinks. Blinks again.
"I would go myself, but as you can see I've got paperwork to fill out." Flambae could see her face turning a light shade of pink. Ah- so that makes two.... What was it about that pathetic man that made women crazy about him?
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It starts with Flambae making food for Robert and ends with them being a little more.
So I've got a Beta reader for the first time!! starcrossedlions is helping me out with that!
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22 Apr 2026
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“So, Robert, I hear you went out on a date.”
Robert chuckled into his receiver, at Invisigal’s opening for today’s bout of requisite Z-Team inane-ass smalltalk.
“I don’t know about any of you guys, but I am getting a very weird sense of déjà vu. Do we think Shroud is waiting somewhere round a corner, to try and kidnap Beef again?”
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(AKA: once Robert Robertson's Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs is met, he finds himself starting to wonder if... maybe, just maybe, he might be little bisexual).
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- Part 1 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
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18 Apr 2026
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“Bob-Bob, we have a problem.”
Robert adjusted his reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and clicked immediately through to the 1-to-1 window on his Dispatch screen, ready and on hand. “I’m on deck. What’s happening, Bae?”
“Well, there’s really no easy way to say this, but… I’m irresistible.”
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In combat, Flambae gets hit by a spell that makes everyone fall in love with him. Luckily, one specific person seems to be immune.
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- Part 3 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
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18 Apr 2026