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let's call the whole thing off… (When Alex Met Henry) by riddlerlvr
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
04 May 2024
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On a car ride from Austin to New York City, Henry decides that if he never saw Alex Claremont-Diaz ever again, it would still be too soon.
And well, it only takes him twelve years and three months to learn that fate has a silly way of working itself out.
Or; the one where Henry and Alex can't seem to avoid bumping into each other as the years pass.
The swooniest “When Harry Met Sally” AU. -
Journey to the Past by riddlerlvr
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
30 Dec 2023
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The Anastasia (1997) au that ACTUALLY no one asked for.
Memories presented themselves hazily and randomly when Henry least expected. These brief recollections were very frustratingly the largest key he had to finding his past; which he had long forgotten after he was taken to an orphanage as a young boy after being found wandering alone with no idea of who he was. All he wanted was to find out who he was and where he belonged.
Alexander Claremont-Diaz considered himself an opportunist. He didn't get the underground reputation of “Greatest Conman in London” with his charming nature alone, which his partner in literal crime, Nora, constantly reminded him of. When rumors began to surface around the nation that the youngest royal son, James, may have escaped death ten years after a violent uprising resulted in the murder of most of the royal family, Alex felt no guilt for seeing the situation's potential. Especially when the only (confirmed) remaining member of the Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor clan, Princess Beatrice, offered a cash reward in exchange for the return of her beloved brother.
Tldr; In 1940s London, Henry is a lost prince and Alex is an oblivious disaster that does the right thing accidentally.
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There was a small recoil, nothing Shane would consciously register as a recoil, just a slight drawing-back of his head and a micro-expression crossing the bridge of his nose.
His brows pulled together for one second, and he pulled the carton away from his face, examining the opening.
Ilya Rozanov has seven cameras. Ilya Rozanov has a blog.
His gay roommate doesn't know about any of this.
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- Part 5 of evil ilya
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24 Jun 2026
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He hated that Ilya had him suspended in that in-between place, hated the way the question went straight under his skin and made his own thoughts start to stutter.
What are you?
Not human, but not whatever his mother had spent his whole life preparing him to be, either.
Shane Hollander has been a vampire for six weeks and is still trying to figure out what he wants from the dark. Ilya Rozanov has been dead for two centuries and feels more than qualified to answer the question for him. All Shane has to do is stop running.
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- Part 8 of evil ilya
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24 Jun 2026
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"My little pyosik can bark so loud," Ilya murmured, pressing his mouth to the back of Shane's neck, and then his tongue was there too, a slow, flat stripe dragged up through the water running down his nape, and Shane's whole body shuddered from the contrast. The hand over his mouth tightened, and Ilya's hips pressed in closer from behind. "I do not speak dog. You'll have to show Daddy what an MVP you are."
Daddy.
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- Part 2 of good-boy shane
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24 Jun 2026
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put my hand on the stove (and the cross) by unseemlyndisturbed for Shrrrr
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Apr 2026
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And there.
Through a break in the trees, there is a house. Wooden, old, the pale white paint of it greyed with age and dampness.
"I—" His voice comes out level, at least.
The man has tilted his head. "What? You want to sleep in your car?" He pulls his chin toward the dark interior of the house, a small gesture. "No. Come in. Is no trouble."
God hasn’t abandoned him yet, ha.
Shane Hollander's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. The man who answers the door is charming, warm, and just his type. Ilya Rozanov is a very religious man. He has a lot to say about repentance.
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- Part 3 of evil ilya
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24 Jun 2026
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Oral Fixation Replacement Therapy by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Shane wanted to help. Shane genuinely, purely, with his whole trusting heart, wanted to help his daddy quit smoking. And he believed—truly believed—that letting Ilya suck on his nipples was the way to do it.
Ilya should have said no.
Instead he looked at the article one more time, pretended to read it carefully, then handed the phone back and said, "You know what, I think this could work."
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Ilya is trying to quit smoking. Shane wants to help his daddy. When he finds an article suggesting "oral fixation replacement therapy," he offers himself as a healthier alternative with an earnest, oblivious sweetness that Ilya can't—and won't—refuse.
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- Part 22 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
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24 Jun 2026