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tastes like strawberries (on a summer evenin’) by riddikulus_puff

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2026
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He was dressed head to toe in a full jet black, tailored perfectly to his body suit and she was almost naked. Hermione was in the skimpiest emerald green bikini that she could find in the back of her wardrobe — something that her best friend, Pansy Parkinson, had gifted her. She had never had the chance to wear it before, so it was perfect.
Hermione was about to be in so much trouble — she could practically taste it dangling on the tip of her tongue.
A one-shot for the 2026 HP Daddy Knows Best Fic Fest

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in my imagination, you're waitin' lyin' on your side (with your hands between your thighs) by riddikulus_puff

Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
19 Jun 2026
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His stubble was rough, coarse beneath your fingertips as you glided it across his chiselled jawline. You weren't even supposed to be here. If Gideon caught you in here, then there would surely be a punishment waiting for you. Still, you were one of the only living, breathing nurses left in the Sanatorium, and he couldn't risk the information of what he was planning/doing getting out, so he had to keep you lingering close by on a string of manipulation.

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how you talk so sweet when you're doin' bad things by riddikulus_puff

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2026
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She stroked her neck, flattening the satin so it sat comfortably against her skin as she slowly dressed in the other parts of her "uniform". The green silky slip that barely covered her breasts and just about covered her cunt. Her tits were allowed to be seen by others; they were normally always covered in marks and bruises so they knew who she belonged to, but her cunt wasn't allowed to be accessed by others.
That part of her body was his and his only.
Everything had to be green.
Everything except the red satin choker that he always demanded was around her neck when he was home.
A one-shot for the 2026 Hermione’s Haven Bingo Fic Fest

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i have loved you since we were eighteen by riddikulus_puff

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2026
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But, now, at the fresh age of eighteen, Draco was moving back to England — a place that he had no memory of — and ready to show the WHL [Wizarding Hockey League] what a real French hockey player looked like.
This was where he came to meet Theodore Nott, though he had heard many things about the English player.
Theodore Nott seemed to be almost the exact opposite of what Draco Malfoy was.
And the rivalry created by the media began between Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. In the following years, there were many texts exchanged, several arguments and many times falling in bed together which brought along years long of questioning for the brunette, in particular.
A one-shot for the 2026 HP Sad Dreo Fic Fest

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if you were my little girl (i’d run away and hide with you) by riddikulus_puff

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 May 2026
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But, then everything her mother had just spoken caught up to Pansy as if it was repeating over and over in her head.
“Apologies, Mr Riddle, she always misbehaves like this when she is craving attention, but I am sure that you will get rid of that behaviour very swiftly.”
Pansy couldn’t believe what her mother had just spouted.
A fanfiction for the 2026 Pansy Fic Fest

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Cartwheels in my stomach when you walked in…. by adiontherocks10

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2025
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Prompt:

Nonsense: Cartwheels in my stomach when you walked in....

You said you like my eyes and you like to make 'em roll br />
Treat me like a queen, now you got me feelin' thrown, oh
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' nonsense
Cartwheels in my stomach when you walk in

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28 Jun 2026
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"Good evening, Professor" by Anthonyisback for Tippilo

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2026
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The school year is coming to an end, and the class of '80 has graduated. Professor Riddle is happy to no longer see some of the biggest pains in his ass he's ever taught.

So, it's with great disappointment that, upon opening his bedroom door, he finds himself faced with two of those aforementioned pains: that know-it-all Gryffindor Hermione Granger and her (would you believe it?) pompous Slytherin boyfriend, Draco Malfoy.

"Good evening, Professor."

In other words, Draco and Hermione want to thank their favorite teacher.

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28 Jun 2026
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The M Word by Ada_P_Rix

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2026
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“Here!” Blaise’s eyes were travelling down the bottom of the page. “Says that the drinkers will forfeit the potion’s bond if both are either married or in love with the right person by the time they are thirty.”

Thirty… that was years away.

“But it’s just a load of bollocks mate, we don’t know what type of potion we actually made here. Chances are we didn’t even make it right - we just need to forget about it.”

Theo gave him a look, but then decided that his friend was probably right.

Yes.

Forget all about it.

That should be fucking simple.

Shouldn’t it?

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04 Jun 2026
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Mercury Dime by wandamaxipad

Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Dec 2025
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What if, in the locked-down terror of Hawkins, Vecna didn't set his sights on a child like Holly Wheeler? What if he chose you instead?

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29 Apr 2026
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the taste of you by littlewolfsyndrome

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Apr 2026
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“They say that I—I taste like… like…”
“Oh, right. Like another woman’s flower.”
“Don’t call it that.”
“I shall. Vulva is too clinical, pussy is too pedestrian, and cunt is too severe.”
“And flower is too bloody stupid.”
In which Draco Malfoy tastes like a flower.

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20 Apr 2026