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After a particularly rough dissociative patch, Lucifer’s brain decides to take a vacation and he heads to Earth to play human. Alastor follows to bring him back.
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Amnesia trope mixed with a bit of human-ish AU mixed with fluff and gore.
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03 Mar 2026
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It’s a psychiatric ward trope.
Alastor and Lucifer meet in this scenario. To be honest, I don’t really know which direction this AU will go into, so I’ll update warnings as the story unfolds. I expect each chapter to be very short insights into the situations they find themselves in the context of the psych ward.Bookmarked by rainingtears
21 Feb 2026
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Lucifer succumbs to madness after his daughter perishes in battle. He saves the last remaining thread to his daughter and holds it tightly in his grasp. A short story featuring a toxic radioapple relationship.
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21 Feb 2026
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They didn’t speak. They never spoke, as if a single word in the dark would shatter the tentative, temporary peace that their little ritual brought between them. They didn’t look at each other, and they most certainly didn’t sneak glances at one another when they thought the other wasn’t looking.
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This is what happens when you leave me alone with my laptop for 3 hours in the middle of the night.Series
- Part 1 of Guilty Pleasures
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09 Feb 2026
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After two rings, Rosie smiled as the familiar, filter tinged voice echoed down the line;
“Greetings! Rosie, my dear – to what do I owe the pleasure?”
Because he knew it was her – of course he did, who else ever phoned the Radio Demon? Curling the wire of the phone line in her claws, she let some of the exhaustion she was feeling come through in her voice, shoulders sagging.
“Alastor, sweetie – if it ain't too much trouble, would you mind poppin' around? Could use some company right now, I think.”
There was a brief pause before his own voice echoed back, some of the falseness of his radio presenter attitude gone.
“Of course, my dear. I'll be right there.”
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- Part 3 of Rosie Centric One Shots
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02 Feb 2026
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Alastor reached out with one hand again, laying it palm-up on the table.
Lucifer stared. “What?”
“Dance with me,” Alastor murmured, the smile that curved his mouth as insouciant as anything Lucifer had ever seen. “That is, assuming you are even capable.”
Weak after Charlie’s birth, Lucifer has no choice but to flee Hell when Adam brings an army of Exterminators and Heavenly Princes to his doorstep. With Lilith dead, Hell in shambles, and Lucifer in no position to right it, he flees to the only place he can think of: Earth. The human world is much different than he remembers, however, and his plan to simply keep himself and Charlie secluded in the first human city he lands in hits a snag when the woman from next door takes an interest in them and the strange radio show that, for months, has been Lucifer’s only mode of lulling his daughter to sleep, bringing her mysterious son into Lucifer's false life and threatening to bring the whole facade crashing down.
(Written for the RadioApple Big Bang 2025.)
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- Part 1 of Patina
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24 Jan 2026
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If pressed, Lucifer didn’t know what he’d expected to happen to Adam after getting that much-deserved stabbing. Probably nothing. As in, actual nothing, obsolescence, a complete eradication from each and every plane of existence so that nobody would have to hear a single fucking shitty guitar riff again.
In retrospect, that must have been one of Lucifer’s very rare sparks of unfounded optimism.Or: 5 times Adam got put back in his place + 1 time Vox got the same treatment
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18 Jan 2026
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How many people can say they met the Devil and lived to tell about it? Well, he still died later on so did it really count?
I mean, who would have expected the Devil to be a smartly dressed man that was exceptionally short? Looking back at it, reminiscing simpler times. It had been fun. To put it mildly.
A shame it was ruined by a large man that had been dubbed affectionately by Charlie as ‘Uncle Ozzie’ saying it was time for them to come home. That **this** had only been temporary.
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- Part 1 of I’d Eat You If I Could Stomach It
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14 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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14 Jan 2026
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I Shine Only With The Light You Gave Me by soot_and_salt
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Jun 2024
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The block of marble could have become anything, potential writ in every mineral vein. Under any other chisel it may have been a work of art ready for a museum or garden, something lovely and harmless.
Any other hand could have turned the block into a myriad of useful things, any other hand could have created something and then simply walked away.
But this hand belonged to a sculptor named Alastor and he created an angel just to watch it fall.
(Or: Radioapple but make it Pygmalion)
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12 Jan 2026
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“Right, but aren’t angels usually up in heaven?”
“Yes, usually, but I’m your guardian angel,” Lucifer says, nodding and standing, the bounds around his hands and body falling away like water. Alastor watches in awe as it happens, shoulders stiffening in slight alarm, but Lucifer simply beams and offers his hand. “Pleased to meet you.”
“Charmed,” Alastor says as he takes the offered hand, shakes it, then pointedly wipes his hand on the front of his suit, much to this angel’s consternation.
Or: Alastor attempts to murder the local coffeehouse's barista, but accidentally invites his guardian angel into his life instead.
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09 Jan 2026
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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!
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08 Jan 2026
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After months of planning, Alastor was ready to add another murder to his list. What he hadn't planned on was the short, little man with the sharp grin who popped up out of nowhere asking to join him.
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- Part 1 of Lumen
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04 Jan 2026
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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04 Jan 2026
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Lucifer has always kept his distance from sinners. It's what keeps him (relatively) sane — if he gets too close, he is haunted by visions of the tragic mortal lives that landed them in Hell.
But in his new life at the Hotel, it is more difficult than ever to stay away — and when it comes to light that his daughter's insufferable facilities manager is gravely wounded, it falls to Lucifer to deliver his soul from Death.
In so doing, he falls headfirst into the sins, past lives, and heartbreaks of the one human whose contradictions he is powerless to resist.
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- Part 1 of Lucid Dreams
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04 Jan 2026
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Based off this Tumblr text post by s4mm4n:
God I miss the days when you could show up to a strangers farm and he’d say “Whats your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I aint got one sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do for you and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who aint for married even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talking and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinking from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savorWARNING: Halfway through this story, it becomes about family loss and tuberculosis.
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20 Apr 2025
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Ladybug is sitting right behind him. Marinette is sitting right behind him.
Part of Adrien wants to turn around and announce to her “I’m Chat Noir!” and part of him wants to keep playing this game with her. Not that she knows it’s a game yet.
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09 Feb 2025
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After Gabriel arranges for Lila to be his date at Paris Fashion Week, Adrien rights a wrong as best he knows how: with a little bit of sweetness, a little bit of subtlety, and a lot of social media magic.
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- Part 1 of best (fake) smile
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30 Jan 2025
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(1:14 pm) So you never told me how you planned to make Gabriel Agreste cry.
(1:20 pm) Oh my god, how drunk was I last night?!
(1:22 pm) They live.
(1:23 pm) Barely.
(1:24 pm) How do I know you again?
(1:24 pm) I don’t think you do? I’m Wrong Number. You were texting me your New Year’s Resolution earlier.
(1:25 pm) …I’m too hungover to deal with this right now.
(1:26 pm) Well who’s fault is that?
(1:40 pm) …Hello?
(2:01 pm) Well this was fun.(Marinette sends a text to the wrong number, and things progress from there until it becomes the right one.)
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22 Jan 2025
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Continuation of Tales of Shadybug and Claw Noir.
Adrien and Marinette battle with the emotional aftermath of meeting their alternate selves.
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13 Jan 2025