presumablydeadarm
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art for the 2025 mcytblr holiday exchange
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stupid man thing im fuckin ballin by presumablydeadarm
Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Supernatural
18 May 2021
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:( said dean
"how did you do that with your voice dean" cas asked
;) sa8d dean
😳 said cas
then cas used his evil bird powers to fly in the air
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After telling Roy about what happened in Amsterdam, Jamie starts having weird nightmares. He figures Roy must have been right about what happened being 'traumatizing'. After thinking about how he's had seemingly out of proportion or totally random negative reactions to sex, Jamie realizes even though he doesn't fully remember what happened his body clearly does. He has triggers, apparently, he just has no clue what they are - and doesn't know much about what he actually does like either. He decides he should find out, with Roy and Keeley's help.
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Bookmarked by presumablydeadarm
11 Jul 2026
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Roy trudges up to Rebecca’s office, racking his brain for what he’s done wrong. Richmond beat Reading on Saturday, Roy’s getting on (and then some) with Jamie, and it’s Tuesday afternoon and Roy’s barely shouted at all this week.
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- Part 3 of Second Nature 'verse
Bookmarked by presumablydeadarm
01 Jul 2026
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“You’ve got to let go of his neck, Roy, he’ll get turned on and we’ll never get dinner,”
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The first time they switch, Jamie’s fucking Keeley. It’s amazing, best sex of his life, and he wonders what it feels like for her—good, by the sound of it—and then a second later, he’s looking at his own face. He’s lying on his back staring up at himself.
“What the fuck,” he says in Keeley’s voice.
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In which we add some good old zany fic trope magic to canon, diverge wildly from the middle of season two, speedrun a season and a half of character development, stir up some gender feelings, play a little football, and fall in love.
Also: an improbable amount of sex. Believe.
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- Part 1 of Second Nature 'verse
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01 Jul 2026
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From the time they were young, Jamie, Roy, and Keeley have each known exactly what success would look like, as well as the sacrifices they would need to make to achieve it. Yet having fulfilled their early dreams, they find they want more from life—and from each other.
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23 Jun 2026
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Why hasn’t she thought to pit two intensely competitive people against one another in bed years ago?
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They fucked drunk, Roy on half a case of 8% and Jamie on his disgusting flavoured spritzers. Roy couldn’t even remember how it happened, afterwards. Not at first. He remembered snippets, like Jamie taking off his shirt, and unzipping Roy’s trousers with his teeth. He remembered laughing a lot. He remembered being almost dizzy after he’d come, and his vision swirling back into focus to see Jamie raised up on his knees straddling Roy’s hips, stripping his cock fiercely with one hand while he gripped Roy’s wrist so hard he could feel the fucking bones grinding together, and Jamie’s hungry gaze on him the whole time. The way Jamie’s eyelids fluttered, and the pinkness of his open mouth that had just had Roy’s fucking cock in it.
He remembered kissing Jamie, when it was all over. The strange lurch in his belly as he realised they hadn’t done it before, not properly. The way Jamie still tasted of raspberry and vanilla, and kissed like he wanted to devour Roy whole.
They didn’t talk afterwards for a month.
Bookmarked by presumablydeadarm
20 Jun 2026
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have i “seen” ted lasso no. this was so good