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    “Spare me,” Robards snapped. “It’s a fortnight. Ten silly little bonding assignments to make you better work partners. I don’t care if it’s asking you to braid each others’ hair. Is it going to prevent you from doing your job?”

    “No, sir,” Draco muttered, when Harry didn’t reply.

    “Is it asking you to do something illegal?”

    “No, sir,” Harry said, rather wishing it was.

    “Then I don’t want to hear about it. If you avoid it a second time, you’ll incur disciplinary action.”


     

    Or, Harry and Draco's bonding exercise at work is getting weird, fast.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    “You know, I’ve heard about your famous dares, but I’ve never actually seen one that was very impressive,” Harry was saying. “Just that thing with Blaise. You’ve been refusing to play at all. I bet you’re out of practice. Lost your nerve.”

    “Oh, you want to play, do you?” Draco said, and if Harry heard the dangerous tone in his voice, he ignored it. 

    “I’ve been saying for months that you were being dramatic, complaining about my dares. I think maybe you’ve lost your touch. I don’t think you can—”

    Draco took the bait. He couldn’t back down from Harry, and he never would.

    “I dare you,” Draco said. “For the next month—” Theo whistled; a month was the maximum length for this game, but it was rare. Draco straightened, crossed his arms, and looked Harry dead in the eye. “For the next month: I get to fuck you whenever, wherever, and however I want.”

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    29 Jun 2026

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    When Draco Malfoy is sent numerous threats warning of what exactly will happen to him if he returns to Hogwarts, he is assigned a young, handsome Auror as his bodyguard.

    Harry hates him. He hates how close he stands to Malfoy, how highly he thinks of himself, how he insists on holding Malfoy’s shoulder every time they walk into a room.

    Really, Harry thinks. He’s the one who defeated the evilest of the evil. He could do a far better job of protecting him than a self-absorbed, shiny-haired prick like that.

    And you know what? He just might.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Everyone keeps telling Harry he needs to relax. So here he is, in Wizarding London's poshest spa, for his first ever massage. He has no idea what to expect, but he's under strict orders to do what he's told and enjoy himself.

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    Draco has a semi from the moment he first sees Potter, face down on the bed, pert round arse forming the perfect hill to die on. Or in. He defies anyone with all six foot of greased up, absurdly sculpted, practically-naked Potter under their hands to do anything different.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Harry, you were half naked and holding fucking hands. I saw you."

    Harry grips his mug tighter, resisting the urge to lob it at Ron's head. “Again. There was no room in there; it was a fucking coffin, Ron. And we thought we were going to die.

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    Harry gets trapped inside a coffin with Draco Malfoy.

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    11 Jun 2026