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    Looking across the room to where Troy is on the floor playing with Chiron, Harris starts flailing his arms under the table in the other man’s general direction. He attempts to do this in a manner that won’t alert Ilya, though it probably looks absolutely insane to Troy, who remains oblivious to his distress and need for another set of eyes on this Zoom situation.

    “So you like the idea?” he asks.

    “Not bad. Maybe call it Quaran-team with the Cens?” Ilya floats.

    He continues somehow, and with great effort, to spitball names for the initiative while watching the half-naked guy behind Ilya move through an incredibly acrobatic yoga routine, head remaining just off camera.

    **The pandemic sucks. It raises Shane’s anxiety through the roof, but it also lends him a new point of view, a small existential crisis, if you will… life is too short to keep hiding his love for Ilya. So Shane and Ilya decide to just screw it and be less uptight about protecting their secret. They’re in lockdown anyway, what could happen? Or, five times Shane and Ilya have a Zoom mishap, and one time it’s not accidental at all.

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    12 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Is not embarrassing to have crush on Shane Hollander.”

    “But I don’t!”

    “So. In life-death scenario, Hayden Pike must sleep with a man or world ends, you would not pick Shane Hollander?”

    Hayden Pike claims he does not have a crush on Shane Hollander. Ilya and Jackie do not believe him.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    When Cliff learns Ilya is moving to Ottawa for Canadian citizenship, he offers to marry Ilya so he stays and can get American citizenship, which somehow leads him to learn that "Jane" is actually THE Shane Hollander.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    At the NHL Lifetime Achievement Awards, Shane Hollander shocks the hockey world by abandoning his prepared remarks and revealing the truth about the most important relationship of his life.

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    11 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Really?” Ilya beamed.

    “Shut up and kiss me Rozan-“

    And that was all he got out. Ilya pulled Shane in and kissed him right there. On the ice. In front of a fully packed stadium. When they pulled away, Ilya rested his forehead on Shane’s. “I love you so fucking much.” Ilya said before pulling him into another tight hug.

    Or: Canon divergent where instead of Scott Hunter winning the cup, it’s Ilya Rozanov.
    Instead of Hunter bringing his man down, it’s Rozanov.
    Instead of Scott and Kip being the game changers, Ilya and Shane are.

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