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“I haven’t really been to a wedding where I’ve, uh… let loose. But, hey,” Dennis shrugged, “maybe I’m doing it wrong.”
“If I hadn’t already agreed to go to this conference, I’d offer to go with you,” Robby said casually. “Show you how it’s done. I’ve got a good track record as a plus-one, too.” Dennis had to say something. To interrupt. To shut this down. But what was he supposed to say? No, you can’t be my plus one, because I lied about my cousin, and there is no wedding, and it seems a little weird to bring a date to a fucking funeral– “Apparently parents love it when you bring home a doctor.”
And just like that, the bubble popped.
“I’m not gay,” Dennis snapped.
He had never hated the sound of his own voice as much as he did right then.
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Or, Dennis is anxiously headed home for a "wedding" in Broken Bow, Nebraska, the details of which are increasingly fuzzy. Robby's got a medical conference in Omaha that same weekend. So they carpool. Seventeen hours both ways in an enclosed space with no way out except a tuck and roll. This'll go great.- Language:
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01 May 2026
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07 Apr 2026
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After surviving the fall, Will finds he has far fewer hesitations about joining Hannibal than he would have guessed. Character death, but not Will or Hannibal.
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02 Jun 2021
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Public Bookmark 661
Mystery Work
Part of Sussexbound_Fic_Archive
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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11 Apr 2021
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The little things are infinitely the most important. -- "A Case of Identity," Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
What if His Last Vow never happened?
This fic picks up a few months after John and Mary's wedding, in an alternate universe where Magnussen doesn't exist, but Mary is still pregnant. Life continues -- just in a different direction. And slowly, Sherlock and John find their way to each other.
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05 Apr 2021
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After the Trish Winterman case is closed, Ellie meets a man new to Broadchurch, and Alec can't cope.
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04 Feb 2021
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Mickey snorts. “Fuck off, no,” he says. “I wanted to stick a shiv through my temple after planning my own fuckin' wedding. I ain’t doing it again.”
Nico looks between Ian and Mickey, and Mickey squeezes Ian’s waist. Ian grins at him, and Mickey takes another swig of beer. He’s starting to feel light-headed, and he doesn’t think it’s the fault of the cheap, shitty alcohol.
“They're offerin' $10,000,” says Nico.
Mickey splutters beer out of his nose.
“Fuck you, you waited ‘til I was taking a drink to tell me that part,” he snaps.It's not like Mickey intends to get roped into planning the celebrity wedding of the century, but hey, shit happens.
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- Part 1 of In Sickness and in Wealth
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26 Dec 2020
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The Sum of Us (Mostly Calculated by Everybody Else) by Linpatootie
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
30 Apr 2012
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John decides to come out. More or less. Not that he's gay or anything. He's just bumming his flatmate.
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18 Dec 2020
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Napoleon just wants a quiet life to enjoy his retirement from UNCLE, teaching art history at university. There's been a wedding ring on his finger for years now, a matching one on Illya's, and all he wants to do is live out his life with the man he loves. But things are never as simple as that, and neither of them have been left unharmed by the games they had to play.
A story about stories, and what it means to leave behind a legacy.
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17 Dec 2020
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Art defines humanity, and humans never want to be alone, even if the only other person accompanying them is themselves staring back from their canvas.
The Cortauld Institute, London, is full of the brightest art students in the country. Still, they will take any distraction from the impending doom of finals that they can get. The new Modernism professor, Solo, is more than easy on the eyes, but what makes it even better is the elusive husband that none of them ever see. The only proof is the ring on Solo's finger, and the few stories they manage to get him to tell. It can only get more interesting from there.
Napoleon just wants a quiet life to enjoy his retirement from UNCLE, teaching art history at university and dabbling in a few heists on the side when Gaby sends them his way. There's been a wedding ring on his finger for years now, a matching one on Illya's, and all he wants to do is live out his life with the man he loves. But things are never as simple as that, and neither of them have been left unharmed by the games they had to play.
They never really leave the game. But there are worse things than to fade into obscurity, leaving only the art behind.
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- Part 1 of Ceci n'est pas un espion
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Bookmarked by panicbarefoot
17 Dec 2020
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Five times Napoleon actually surprised Illya, and the one time Illya managed to surprise him.
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15 Dec 2020
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There's an issue with Illya's cover, and he's not very pleased with the proposed solution. ...I finally caved and wrote a fake dating scenario. It starts somewhere innocent and takes a tumble down the trashbin (as my plot bunnies often do).
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15 Dec 2020
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Napoleon needs to prove a point.
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14 Dec 2020
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All You Need is Love (and Chocolate Cake) by fallingintodivinity
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
23 Mar 2016
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The way to an U.N.C.L.E. agent’s heart is through his stomach; or: how to cook for – and fall in love with – your partner in ten easy steps.
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13 Dec 2020
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Illya teaches Napoleon some grappling techniques.
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12 Dec 2020
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a strange sense of familiarity by Katranga
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Jul 2020
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“So Eddie, what brings you to the bar tonight?" Richie asked. "Gonna rebound from the divorce? Pick up a hot young twenty-something to feel young again?”
“Fuck you,” Eddie said, jutting his chin forward. “What a terrible way to ruin the mood.”
“I’m sorry, all my moods are poorly cultivated. What mood were you looking for?”
A nervous lump grew in Eddie's throat. He threw back his drink to get rid of it.
Hand wrapped around the glass he’d just slammed back onto the bar, he said, “The mood that gets me leaving with a schlubby forty-something.”
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Pre-chapter two, Eddie and Richie meet and don't remember each other, but have an instant connection anyway...- Language:
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16 Oct 2020
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“Can you be at the airport in like, eight hours?” Eddie asks, apropos of nothing.
Richie breathes out a short laugh. “Um, what?”
“The airport, idiot, can you be there? I mean, I could, like, Uber to your apartment…house? Do you live in an apartment or a house? Fuck, why haven’t we talked about this before now, I don’t know anything about LA… Anyways, yeah, eight hours, can you do it?” Eddie is rambling, and Richie would be comforted by the familiarity if he had any idea what the fuck was going on.
OR: Eddie comes to LA, and Richie is in love with him.
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15 Oct 2020
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Ten minutes to go to ground zero and Artyom was still desperately trying to escape. “I have never attended little girl’s birthday party,” he pointed out repeatedly, and actually pouted, big blue eyes wide and pleading.
“Always a first time,” Napoleon said mercilessly, pulling on a charcoal Tom Ford blazer over his loose gray knit. “Mrs Siegfried invited us weeks ago, Artyom, don’t be a baby. You’ve had quite a while to gird your loins. We’re going to a party, not some sort of trench warfare. Smile.”
Artyom scowled, which was admittedly normally an adorable look even for a tall, blonde Russian giant of a man. “I do not like Mrs Siegfried,” Artyom declared, clearly intent on being as recalcitrant as possible.
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30 Aug 2020
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Napoleon thinks that he could learn how to live like this. That it could be simpler; not running away.
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- Part 2 of domesticity
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15 Jun 2020
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Steve and Danny go undercover to investigate the death of a SEAL before a sensitive joint Special Forces’ operation. With Steve as the SEALs' new team leader and Danny as the reporter assigned to shadow him, Danny finally gets to see the hidden depths of the real Lt. Commander McGarrett.
Set between 2.22 and 2.23.
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16 May 2020