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Hermione makes a Freudian slip. Lucius’s slip, on the other hand, is quite intentional.
Relations devolve, evolve, and mutate from there.
Featuring star ingredients: A frustrated (in more ways than one) Hermione Granger who is tackling the demands of being the head of the DRCMC while trying to pass meaningful creature reforms. A bored (and, perhaps, ever so slightly unhinged) Wizengamot Liaison Lucius Malfoy who decides that teasing, tormenting, and obstructing Hermione Granger is his new calling in life.
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22 Jun 2026
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The story is so good. Plus the art is just so beautiful. 🥰
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When Quirrell abruptly quits his post as professor of Muggle Studies, teaching apprentice Hermione Granger volunteers to replace him. Unhappy with some of Dumbledore’s recent appointments, the board of governors volunteers Lucius Malfoy to assess Hermione’s teaching for a term in order to determine if she’s the right fit for the job. Neither of them is happy about it.
Or: a very petty pair make the students of Hogwarts look like mature adults. No Voldemort AU.
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Bookmarked by owlithe
20 Jun 2026
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So good. I wasn't sure at first about the no Voldemort AU but it still works very well.
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Lucius Malfoy wants something from Hermione Granger. She wants to find out how far he's willing to go to get it.
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"His eyes were mistrustful and such a sharp, cold grey that, as they ran down her body, they left a strange tingling in their wake. Hermione felt like he was attempting to unpick the very threads of her.
Perhaps he managed it because, within seconds, Hermione saw it – a troubling flash of comprehension. Recognition that a move was being made against him.
That he was being challenged.
It was at that moment that Hermione experienced the unpleasant, stomach-twisting realisation that, while her wine had emboldened her, it had also, perhaps, impaired her judgement. Because, as much as Lucius Malfoy disliked getting his hands dirty, she strongly suspected that he loved a challenge."
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When Hermione Granger saves Lucius Malfoy’s life during the final battle at Hogwarts, she unknowingly triggers a centuries-old family curse. Forced into a reluctant alliance, they must overcome their deep-seated hatreds and opposing aims if they're to have any hope of surviving Voldemort’s violent, chaotic new regime.
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Bookmarked by owlithe
15 Jun 2026
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The burn is very slow in this one, I love it.
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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
antagonizescharms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.- Language:
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30 May 2026
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Possibly one of my fav reads. It's so cute and unexpected. Malfrog 🤣