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    A series of canon-compliant Hollanov oneshots that (mostly) take place post The Long Game. Mostly lighthearted, with a variety of different stories from both Shane and Ilya's POV. They all take place in the same universe; however they all are written to work as standalones. Read them in any order you like. They are ordered in chronological order. Posted order is as follows:

    1. Plentiful, but Ultimately Finite/Another Home (Another Home is a PBUF rewrite)
    2. Absolutely Not
    3. A Full Night's Rest
    4. Newlywed Games
    5. The Other Side of the Road
    6. One Unending Fight
    7. Shots
    8. Invisible String
    9. The Best Thing

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Mystery Work

    Part of quynn's private collection
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    05 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    The moment footsteps echo just in front of him, Louis feels something strange ripple down his spine—an instinctive pull, a sudden, overwhelming urge to lower his head and bare his throat.

    He clenches his jaw and forces himself to resist. No. He won’t lower his head like prey. He’s already too vulnerable being naked, dry, and completely changed. He won’t make it worse by cowering.

    He lifts his eyes instead.

    Two humans stand in front of him and they have the same face.

    For a moment, Louis’ mind blanks. He’s not sure if he’s seeing double, if his injury is worse than he thought, or if this is simply… a human thing. Do all humans have a twin? Or is this some kind of magic? An illusion?

    They’re beautiful. That much he registers, despite everything.

    Or, the one where Louis is a merman prince who's desperate to escape his royal responsibilities and he happens to be at the right place at the right time and meets the Styles twins who teach him all about the human world that he's grown so curious of. He learns its easy to fall in love but hard to completely escape his old life for good.

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    22 May 2026

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    “Hollander? You are still here?” Rozanov called, breaking the TV static silence filling Shane’s head. He blinked. 

    “Uh. Yeah, just leaving,” he answered, surprised by how steady his voice sounded. Good, that was good. He knew he couldn’t show Rozanov any weakness if he wanted to keep coming back.

    But did he want to come back if it made him feel like this?

    “Door is too heavy? Or I fuck you too good, you cannot move legs,” came Rozanov’s taunting response. Shane could practically see the tilted smirk on his face, cigarette smoke wafting around his freshly-showered curls. 

    “Fuck off, Rozanov,” Shane muttered.
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    Or, I wrote something to add to the pile of subdrop!Shane in Vegas fics because legally by law I had to

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    28 Mar 2026

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    alternate universe where it’s ‘i’m coming to the cottage’ but make it feral werewolf shifter Ilya trying to court an oblivious Shane.

    or

    Shane trying to enjoy a relaxing time at the cottage only to discover a hot naked man in his living room, instead of the wolf he had previously put there.

     

    now translated in russian here!

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    19 Mar 2026