12 Works by neverafuckgiven
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Feelings? (let's not talk about them) by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 May 2020
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Geralt and Eskel have been sitting across from each other for ten minutes and they haven’t said a word to each other. They’re at their usual table in the back of Rosemary and Thyme, tucked away from the large windows; from experience, Geralt knows their food will be out any second now.
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Eskel and Geralt are just trying to have lunch. They're joined by two very special guests.
Set in my Apartment AU.
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- Part 5 of The Apartment AU
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No Use Denying by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Apr 2020
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It’s the night before Jaskier’s birthday when he gets drunk and mentions it in front of Geralt and Yennefer. He doesn’t mean to, of course, but, you know, he’s four cups in, feeling a bit sorry for himself, and he doesn’t even realize they’re there. He’s trying to wax poetic to the bartender, which is what one does when they feel this way, and possibly chat up the lovely blonde woman next to him. She makes a comment about helping him celebrate when both she and the bartender make themselves scarce.
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It's another year of helpless pining and Jaskier just wants to forget about it all and enjoy his birthday. But, of course, that's not going to happen.
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Blessed Guidance by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Apr 2020
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Geralt stumbles upon the old, abandoned altar right beside the cliff’s edge. He’s just killed a basilisk and destroyed its eggs and nest when his medallion starts humming, heats up, alerting him to magic swirling in the air. He’s on guard, always, and, with steel sword drawn, he creeps closer.
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Geralt picks up a magic item. He spends an inordinate amount of time time panicking because nice things start happening to him.
Of course, he realizes not everything is about him. But it all works out in the end.
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To and Fro by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 Mar 2020
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Geralt’s watching that baking program when he hears shouting from Jaskier’s apartment. He crinkles his brow and glances at the clock on the wall. 8:15. Jaskier keeps unusual hours and it’s not like Geralt’s judging, but at this time, Jaskier’s either already out of the building or asleep. Or at least, that’s what he suspects. Nevertheless, there is never any sound coming out of that apartment regardless of whether Jaskier’s there or not.
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Jaskier has car trouble. Geralt drives him to work. Ciri makes an appearance. Conversations are had. Feelings are kind of discussed.
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- Part 4 of The Apartment AU
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We Can Go All Night (Not Jaskier Though. He's Tired) by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Feb 2020
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Jaskier’s pretty sure he’s going to die.
He’s going to die in this bed with Geralt’s mouth on his throat and Geralt’s cock in his ass.
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This is just porn. Literally no plot. At all.
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Locked Out by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Feb 2020
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Geralt gets an unexpected visitor. Turns out Jaskier's managed to lock himself out of his apartment.
Set in my Apartment AU. It helps if you read the other ones, but I don't think it's strictly necessary.
*Geralt gets approximately three visitors per month. Yen, Ciri, and Vesemir are the only people that actually come to see him, the only ones really allowed to see him. Everyone knows how much Geralt likes people in his home, which is not at all, and, truthfully, Ciri is the only one that stays there. Yen and Vesemir linger for the allotted thirty minutes for small talk and personal updates and then make their polite excuses to go.
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- Part 3 of The Apartment AU
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Stay Where I Put You by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Feb 2020
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The wraith has Jaskier pinned under the water for at least a minute when Geralt finally manages to kill the damn thing permanently and haul him out. They’re lucky he had been close to the edge of the frozen lake and not the center; Geralt is not a small man and it would have taken him twice as long to pull Jaskier out without the ice breaking underneath them both.
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Jaskier can't follow directions. It makes everyone's day a lot more interesting. Otherwise known as the Obligatory Cuddling for Warmth turns into Porn fic.
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Knocking's just a Suggestion, Right? by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Feb 2020
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The first time Geralt sees Jaskier in women’s clothes, he’s back early from a contract. Old woman hired him to clear a wraith out of a house; he had instead spent the afternoon convincing three kids to go home and stop terrorizing the woman even if she was ill tempered and nasty. Not the most exciting hunt and he didn’t even get paid. He’s in a foul mood and so when he gets to their shared room at the inn, he doesn’t knock, just throws open the door and stops in his tracks.
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Jaskier crossdresses. Geralt's into it, but mostly because he's into Jaskier.
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It's 3 AM; I must be lonely by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Feb 2020
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Geralt deals with his nightmares by working out and keeping himself busy. Oddly enough, he's never tried songwriting before.
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Alternatively titled: Geralt and Jaskier do laundry.
Set in my Apartment series.
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- Part 2 of The Apartment AU
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It All Starts With Valdo Marx by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Feb 2020
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Geralt and Jaskier have an encounter with Jaskier's mortal enemy, the troubadour of Cintra, aka Valdo Marx. How it leads to a soft and romantic evening in front of a fire is anybody's guess really.
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Moving Day by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Feb 2020
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“Sorry! I didn’t mean to bother you! I’m Jaskier!” A young man’s kneeling on the green carpet, retrieving everything and putting them back in the box; he hasn’t even looked up yet so all Geralt can see is a mop of brown hair and a trim figure. “I’m supposed to have a friend here helping me, but unfortunately he seems to have abandoned me! So I am forced to trudge with my humble-“ The man looks up and finally stops talking once he makes eye contact with Geralt.
Honestly, Geralt’s not surprised. Most people have that reaction. He’s been told he’s terrifying
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Jaskier moves into the apartment next to Geralt.
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- Part 1 of The Apartment AU
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The Path Doesn't Have Beds and Bathtubs, Jaskier by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Jan 2020
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Jaskier, however, is a pampered child that likes to inflict those same ideals on whoever’s closest, which is always Geralt. He scowls and finishes his ale. “One room is fine.” He’s learned to pick his battles and right now his shoulder is still stinging from the injury he got earlier. One battle today was more than enough.
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Geralt is too emotionally stunted to realize that Jaskier trying to pamper him is Jaskier telling him he loves him. Instead, he ends up worrying that Jaskier is going to end up missing all the fancy things like regular baths and beds and end up leaving him. Not that Geralt loves him or anything.