necowaffer
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Shikamaru is up to something and she knows she's not going to like it.
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things left unsaid by necowaffer
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
03 Dec 2016
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Rey finds herself hashing out old relationships and starting something new in a sold out motel in the middle of nowhere.
Part of the 2016 Reylux Tropesgiving Exchange.
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Rey and her cousins, Ben and Kylo, reacquaint themselves as adults.
nothing but porns here.
Written as part of the Reylo Sin Anthology.
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“Are you saying you’re like soulmates? Seriously? Jane?” Darcy wants to look around the room for Ashton Kutcher as if maybe he’s going to jump out and yell PUNKED!"
Darcy doesn't really question it when Thor explains soulmarks are common among the Nine Realms and Jane is his soulmate because sure, why not? He's a Space Prince and all. Besides, it's not like something like that is going to happen to her.
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The Assistant by necowaffer
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Apr 2015
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After the collapse of SHIELD, Darcy returns to Culver University to finish her degree. She doesn't expect to run into the Winter Soldier again.
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- Part 2 of The Intern
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The Intern by necowaffer
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
02 Apr 2015
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Darcy Lewis: Archaeologist by wyrdwynn
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jun 2026
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AU in which Darcy Lewis does NOT study political science... but instead studies archaeology, is pretty freakin' good at it, meets a few Norse gods, makes some friends, finishes her thesis, and finds out her biological father is a superhero who wants to pay off all her student loans.
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12 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger had been asked—and agreed—to do many absurd things since learning she was a witch, usually involving Harry Potter. This long list included, in no particular order, smuggling baby dragons, being placed unconscious at the bottom of a lake surrounded by merpeople, and traveling back in time to fly an escaped convict to safety on the back of a mythical creature. But returning to a Death Eater-controlled Hogwarts pretending to be Daphne Greengrass may have been the most ridiculous yet.
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Slow burn, wartime Dramione. Complete.
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15 Jun 2022
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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18 Apr 2022
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From Wiltshire, With Love by MistressLynn for Misdemeanor1331, GeriatricPeepshow, janblues, MykEsprit, Pir_PirOmanka, Kayrinait, Shampoo_ish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2021
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Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are his true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself.
WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
4th Place Wartime
2nd Place BAMF!Hermione..............................................................
Draco cut her off. “You may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.”
Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.”
“So. Is. Mine.” He growled back. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.”
She narrowed her eyes. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.”
She better be.
“One more thing.”
“What, Malfoy?” she snapped, still angry she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted.
He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.”
She stared back in defiance. “We both are.”
He couldn’t argue with that.
She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.
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- Part 1 of From Wiltshire, With Love
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13 Mar 2022
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A Mask of My Disguise by amidtheflowers for Tokyo_the_Glaive
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Jan 2018
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He didn't think much of her at first. She drank bubble tea every day for Christ's sake. But he won't make that mistake again--not when her taser stares down his nose.
"I really hope you didn't think I couldn't handle myself."
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01 Nov 2021